How is she possible?

Fuck me I feel so sad for it. Just crushingly sad.

TROOOOOLL!
TROOOOOOOOOOLL IN THE DUNGEON!
Thought you oughta know...

I would pokeball that shit and throw it in the river

I'd light a candle for her next time I'm in church.

Her and that fridge can store the same amount of food

Your tax dollars pay to keep that thing in existence

>>688000883
If out it back in the sea where she belongs

Try to stay out of her gravity field

>get proper tag from local fish & wildlife department
>dress up as celery and bottled water and exercise videos
>make stealthy approach as the beast disregards me
>discharge firearm into its face
>go home
>check mail
>my health insurance premium has gone down

Level of newfaggotry in the thread over 9000

>>688000883
set her as guard outside of my castle.

>>688000883

I'd ask her to shower, then I'd honestly have sex with her. Not even kidding I wanna suck on thosr crusty broken toes.

Euthanasia is the only answer for fat ppl

I'd aske her what she plans on doing to all the Smurfs if she ever catches them.

>>688001266
kek i wonder if her toilet is reinforced.

>>688000883
remove all the fat and convert it into an oil that can keep my house warm for a year

>>688000883
how much money would it take for you to fuck her?
femanons, how much money would it take for you to go down on her until she reaches orgasm?

>>688000883
Let her teach me Huttese

Shotgun to the back of the head

>>688000883
harpoon it

>>688002281
femanon here, I'd do it for 100 K

>>688002473
so you have a price. can i buy you.

>>688000883
Help it back into the sea.

Call Capn Ahab, I he's he gives a shiny dabloon to the first man who spies the white whale

>>688002600
No problem there

>>688000883
Lock her in a gym and only feed her after she loses 200 pounds.

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>>688000883
put in zoo, next to gorilla and panda

Man the harpoons!!!

>>688002705
can i rent you?

>>688000883
force her to a diet of cum protein and water for 1 year
cut off and donate excess skin to the marine corps
now you have a lean, trained cum loving slave slut for ever

Mercy killing

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>>688000883

Kill her with broccoli.

>>688002473
would you eat her out from behind for that price?

>>688000883
Feed her until she gains another 300lbs then rape her

>>688000883
Cook that pig and eat her bacon

>>688000883
Track it with my seismograph,
wouldn't be hard to do....

>>688002837
Definitely dude. Poor, wretched creature.

>>688002017
Obesity is a product of poor education, low income, poor discipline and often poor mental health. If the only solution is to kill them, you are correct. The only solution for all humans is death. Humans created problems. No humans, no problems. Just the pure balance of nature. We summon thee, oh extinction event comet. Let the cycle begin anew.

That's one ugly looking fat bitch!!

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>>688002916
>Feed her until she gains another 300lbs then rape her
this. i wonder how fat it's physically possible for a human to be. clearly she's curious too

trash it

>>688002916
I don't think you'd be able to penetrate any of her holes except for her mouth

>>688000883
Probably be pulled into her orbit.

>>688002916
That'd make her 900lbs. She wouldn't have distinguishable limbs at that point.

>>688003065
Nihilistic Nihilist is soooooo millennial.
My God how would the generation that survived WWI and WWII look down upon your fatalist attitude.

>>688003120
why would that guy want to stay in the room and watch her use the toilet?

>>688003179
Oh god yes I'm sooooo diamonds

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>>688003369
morbid curiosity

>>688003369
You wouldn't? You're weird dude

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>>688000883
- make cow fencing around house to lead her to the basement
- use electric cow prod to push her to basement room
- lock her in room with moving sandpaper floor
- give her 1,200 calories of nutrient rich food a day in three separate portions a day - with plenty of water
- have hanging toilet from wall she can use
- retractable bed appears from wall every night for 8 hours - retracts every morning
- floor moves at walking pace for four hours a day
- large screen tv behind bullet proof glass plays education documentaries during waking hours
- leave her inside for a year - if she still doesn't look like a cow - keep her inside for another year

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Hunt her down

Made in USA

i wouldnt do her anything cause im eurofag and we dont have such things here, well except in your degenarted inbred ancestors country (UK)

>>688001581
fucking underrated right there

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>>688001436
>If out it back in the sea

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>>688002697
YAHAR! ye be of the humorous type and have given me sides wings and sent them over the seven seas

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>>688003536
brilliant

>>688002842
So fucking angry right now.
Also
>broccoli
wut

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>>688001534
Gravity has an infinite range buddy boy. There's no escape.

>>688003536
you should have her piss and shit directly onto the floor or she'll be sitting on the toilet all day

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>>688003317
>My God how would the generation that survived WWI and WWII look down upon your fatalist attitude.
If a WW2 soldier was shown a picture of OP's shitpig while he was liberating the death camps he would have pushed to the front of the oven line and crawled in.

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>>688003317
They do. My ex is Greek, her grandmother was a refugee of war. Every time she looked at me she would shake her head. I cherished it. In times of war it is survival of the adaptable, adapting to hardship. Cockroaches are great at it.

>>688003536
>- leave her inside for a year - if she still doesn't look like a cow - keep her inside for another year
>if she still doesn't look like a cow
Wait, what? You WANT her to look like a cow? She's very hippo-ish right now already.

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>>688004143
You didn't add anything to that joke, nor did you appear smarter by adding that.

>>688000883
give it a coin to cross the bridge

>>688002876
>would you eat her out from behind for that price?
Diff femanon here. oh yes I would. It's only an hour out of your life ..

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>>688002842
That's a sprout brutha. Get yo veggies right honkie.

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>>688004298
never thought of that
fine
forget the toilet
she sits and pisses on the floor - it retracts anyway - the floor gets pressure sprayed and cleaned underneath during every rotation
..
>>688004543
FUCK
yeah, yeah - i get it - fuck you
leave her inside until she gets thin enough to be healthy - ok there, happy?

Hold the Fridge Door

>>688003158
Trust me you can. My brother got his cow pregnant and we always wondered at the physics but you don't want to spend a lot of time in that thought

>>688000883
give her to starving children in africa

Chase her around the house about 300 times

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>>688000883
What do YOU look like?

>>688003317
>Nihilistic Nihilist is soooooo millennial.
>My God how would the generation that survived WWI and WWII look down upon your fatalist attitude.
Thank you so much for saying this. Couldn't put the words together myself whilst numbed by the lazy fatalistic shit sometimes here.

>>688000883
shoot it to put it out of it's misery

>>688000883
sell her for lard in the fat section of walmart

>>688004543
I'm pretty sure he meant "if still looks like a cow".

>>688004143
wrong. infinite is just an expression.

>>688005350
not even the walking lards of walmart would buy her

>>688000883
id suck a turd out of her arse just to show her how dirty i am

>>688005388
>I'm pretty sure he meant "if still looks like a cow".
maybe a hucow fetishist?

>>688005350
walmart is just big fat section

>>688003120
How the hell did they decide what to blur out?!

>>688000883
Put her down for humanitarian purposes

>>688005225
All problems would be solved with the extinction of mankind. Saying otherwise is pure denial

>>688003120
God those butt-wings.. they seem to float in the air... oh god every time I see that I hurt for her

>>688001219
kek

>>688006718
>Saying otherwise is pure denial
your fatalism is the denial: an excuse to expend no effort while the rest of us provide for your listless angst ridden ass. It's called realism. We're here, deal with it or just extinguish yourself. Thanks in advance! :*

>>688001219
instant death by drowning

>>688000000

47185

>>688001581
kek

>>688000001

>>688006991
Your solution to my problem is death.

>>688000002

>>688000000

>>688003120
It takes her a good hour just to take shit. 40 minutes just to line up the holes.

>>688003120
they should just put one big blur on screen,

>>688003536
Don't make it a time limit. Just leave an opening the size of an average person. Doesn't even have to be fucking thin, just average. She can leave when she can fit through the opening.

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>>688001581
/thread

>>688007364
Just yours, my son, just yours. <3

>>688003065
>Obesity is a product of poor education, low income, poor discipline and often poor mental health.

Obesity is the product of eating too much you cuck

>>688008032
Just mine exclusively?

>>688001368
Sad truth. She's on disability because of her poor life choices. Not because of "glad issues". Makes me sick

>>688008187
yessum

This is some weak b8 m8

>>688008296
Pedo sympathiser

>>688000883
How much Xp for slaying such a beast?

>>688002124
Don't you think that's a little offensive to Jabba?

>>688000883
She's cultivating mass you body shaming cunts

>>688008547
>Pedo sympathiser
so you're a lil one? no don't want to fuck you just sick of your fatalistic millennial bullshit

>>688000883
At first I thought she needed to be exorcised.

But then I just realized she only needed to be exercised.

>>688009193
kek ur cute

Put her on a fucking treadmill