>>687983678
https://youtu.be/JF3yrdv3eY8

>>687983755
Hmmmm. Was a bit of a let down to just leave it there. Would have liked a bit of closure to the story and found out what happened next.

>>687985310
Jesus christ

>>687985099
It was a reference to the movie star wars, I'm hoping you understood it.

File: 1438115527777.jpg (260 KB, 600x600) Image search: [Google]

260 KB, 600x600

>>687986184

rofl

>>687986106
so it was totally fiction? i don't like star wars sorry, i only like star trek.

>>687985310
The moral of the story is to never trust a fart

>>687986647
dumb.
not best of /b/.


Little bit funny but obvious bullshit.

>>687987355
got this

>>687988182
Good job.

Be me
>Election night
>Sudden overwhelming crave for nuggies
>Be in mcnuggies line mmm nuggie smell
>Glance over at wall TV
>Plzgodno.jpg
>Hilary is the projected winner
>Earth begins to rumble
>TV suddenly switches to Spanish
>Mexicans, Mexicans everywhere
>They pour in at lightning fast border patrol escaping speed
>Crammed in, can barely move, can barely breathe
>"Anon your nuggies are ready"
>Suddenly feel my strength return
>Force my way through the crowd, the scent of nuggies guiding me through the unemployed mass
>Use every ounce of my strength to reach the counter-
>"Due to concerns about climate change this institution can no longer serve nuggies"
>Allhopeislost.png
>Feel what little remains of my strength fade as I begin to fall
>This is it I'm seeing the light, a bright golden light
>But wait
>GGGEEETTTTTTT EEEMMMMMMM OOOOUUUTTTTAAAAAA HHEEEERRRREEEEEE
>The mexicans cower in fear at the sound of his mighty voice
> YYOUUU CAN'TT HAVE A COUNTRYY WITHOUT BORDERRRRSSSSSSS
>Trump bellows as he begins deporting the mass at a speed enjoyed only by the private sector
>Just as hope is restored a sneaky illegal blindsides me
>Braindamage.jpg
>Suddenly I feel soothing black hands on my scalp
>"I was waiting for someone to wake me up haha" as he laughs at his own joke
>Instantly healed by VP Ben Carson
>Look up and see America has been restored
>Trump approaches me "are you ready to make America great again"
>I humbly pull down my political correctness and prepare for his gift
>Suddenly I begin to win
>I begin to win so much it hurts, but I do it for Trump
>I feel my wallet fill with the force of the greatest jobs President God ever created
>Trump is love
>Trump the almighty
>Make America Great Again

>>687988609
This is why I come to /b/

File: b8Plezz.png (50 KB, 326x367) Image search: [Google]

50 KB, 326x367

>December 14 1998
>Cold San Francisco evening
>the night was dark blue, the moon was rising
>a Christmas wind was blowing, the smell of the trees was refreshing
>my hair flew about as me and my girlfriend sat in the brisk stands as we watched our scarlet warriors take the gridiron
>the opponent was a tough Detroit lions team
>the bright lights were upon our hereos as the took off with the win in the cold night game
>the duration of the game, my date huddle closer than the team to my body to warm her self
>the feelings in my chest were more than enough to make me sweat
>the deafening cheers of the crowd were falling on my deaf ears, all I heard was her, with her cute, high pitched voice
>our team had won 35-13, the lions were completely BTFO, my heart was afast with Love, angst and pride
>she leaned in and kissed me on my cheek and said "I need about tree fitty"
>it was about that time I noticed she was 60 feet tall and was a dinosaur from the Paleolithic era

File: 1462346777398.png (18 KB, 452x363) Image search: [Google]

18 KB, 452x363

>>687988609

File: a01.png (43 KB, 234x365) Image search: [Google]

43 KB, 234x365

>>687986184

>>687986989
Kek

File: a02.png (43 KB, 243x364) Image search: [Google]

43 KB, 243x364

>>687986184
.

File: a03.png (44 KB, 249x364) Image search: [Google]

44 KB, 249x364

>>687986184
,

>>687986961
>23 years old
>heart attack
pick one

>>687989980
Kek

>>687983755
Holy fuck this is gold. It had me fooled til the last fucking sentence

>>687985111
Checked.

File: hard drive.jpg (579 KB, 908x2115) Image search: [Google]

579 KB, 908x2115

today

>>687987880
kek

>>687987271
Aaah fuck shit

File: dongus.jpg (245 KB, 1289x1318) Image search: [Google]

245 KB, 1289x1318

>>687991110
fucking one off

>>687983755
Got it by 3rd last paragraph. Very well written 9/10

>>687986462

Yeah, it's basically the new star wars movie from a storm trooper's POV

File: kevin spacey.jpg (757 KB, 2271x1113) Image search: [Google]

757 KB, 2271x1113

>>687991444
fucking checked

>>687988182
Wat

>>687989823
>687989823
Oh fuck i've spotted a retard

>>687986184
arigato anon-san

>>687987271
anyone want to try this again? See how many babies we can name Adolf Hitler?

File: EDDIE.jpg (60 KB, 651x476) Image search: [Google]

60 KB, 651x476

>>687991745
cbf putting up a link, can you do it?

>>687983755
Fuck off

File: folder.jpg (276 KB, 758x1172) Image search: [Google]

276 KB, 758x1172

check em

>>687990048
laughed irl

File: moot home2.jpg (66 KB, 764x542) Image search: [Google]

66 KB, 764x542

>>687992197

>>687990097
in tears

>>687983678
quit calling it 'best of' it's a 'thread thread'

Anyone got the Steven Henkel thread?

>>687986929
Did /b/ do the right thing and find this clare andd drive her to kill herself?

File: Michael Gallegos.jpg (621 KB, 1915x1936) Image search: [Google]

621 KB, 1915x1936

>>687992443
possibly, tell me more

>>687988182
Kek

>>687990097
Shit, I was in that thread.

>>687986961
all right but
>didn't follow up because the case made me uncomfortable
I thought dispatchers were supposed to have more balls than that. How do tumblr fags figure out how to get on here and greentext, why do they bother

File: buttfuck.jpg (40 KB, 680x359) Image search: [Google]

40 KB, 680x359

>>687992847
fuck wrong pic

File: 1458567678380.jpg (28 KB, 486x309) Image search: [Google]

28 KB, 486x309

>>687988609
10/10 please screencap

>>687992484
I sure hope they did! If not, maybe someone will try and make /b/ great again and plan some sweet vengeance on this whore all these years later....just as she is thinking it's all behind her, /b/ will strike

>>687988182
Someone screencap and make a chain next time it gets posted in a ylyl thread

>>687991576
i miss moot

File: moot 05.jpg (71 KB, 712x599) Image search: [Google]

71 KB, 712x599

>>687993420
we all miss m00t

>>687988182
topperino kekkerino

File: port orchard.jpg (467 KB, 1716x1391) Image search: [Google]

467 KB, 1716x1391

classic

>>687986929
The thing I don't understand is it says he killed himself at 26, but the end of the story talks about them graduating high school and he goes on to say how those last events happened over a year ago?? Maybe he meant they happened over 5 years ago or something??? Or maybe I am missing something???

>>687991052
>is nyc just 1 large ghetto

>>687983678
>>>/s4s/

>>687986929
Wow. That really got to me.
I kinda hope it was a made up story or the guy was really a creep or just something to make it slightly better

>>687983755
>come to think of it, think he was the only one at the time

got it there.

>>687986929
Right in the feels

File: 1 in 4 wimin.jpg (3 MB, 1800x4478) Image search: [Google]

3 MB, 1800x4478

>>687993717
you can easily find the link of the article, just look up brandon mills 26

>>687986929
Ho lee shiet. Feels. Any idea about the aftermath? Did anyone contact her? Did she write something about him on fb? Anything at all? I need to know

File: "beta".png (47 KB, 863x590) Image search: [Google]

47 KB, 863x590

>>687993832
its real. sorry.

File: just call me trips god.png (3 KB, 350x103) Image search: [Google]

3 KB, 350x103

>>687983678
that time i became trips god

>>687993355
Hell yes, dubs demands it

File: Screen shot 2016-04-30 at 2.37.03 PM.png (154 KB, 786x489) Image search: [Google]

154 KB, 786x489

>>687994013
kek

File: bantest.png (445 KB, 634x567) Image search: [Google]

445 KB, 634x567

nearly done faggots

>>687989210
>That God damn Loch Ness monster had tricked me again.

File: n is for.jpg (22 KB, 452x592) Image search: [Google]

22 KB, 452x592

9

File: knee.jpg (494 KB, 673x1333) Image search: [Google]

494 KB, 673x1333

8

File: magic.jpg (77 KB, 720x704) Image search: [Google]

77 KB, 720x704

7

File: deafkek.jpg (77 KB, 700x673) Image search: [Google]

77 KB, 700x673

6

File: image.gif (2 MB, 320x240) Image search: [Google]

2 MB, 320x240

>>687988609
Fucking outstanding

>>687983755
dont get it

File: iploxe.jpg (1 MB, 1973x5000) Image search: [Google]

1 MB, 1973x5000

4

>>687989210
lost

File: jaw.jpg (107 KB, 598x582) Image search: [Google]

107 KB, 598x582

3

File: orange text.jpg (22 KB, 396x160) Image search: [Google]

22 KB, 396x160

>>687994333
CHECKED

>>687989870
good thread

File: oz.jpg (182 KB, 800x600) Image search: [Google]

182 KB, 800x600

2

>>687994117
Bruh

File: dickle.jpg (91 KB, 597x469) Image search: [Google]

91 KB, 597x469

and we're done, thanks fuckers

>>687994013
>>687994333
its my curse

>>687994333
>>687994022
>>687993911
>>687993900
>>687993877
>>687993500
>>687993355
>>687993144
>>687993077
>>687991699
>>687991522
>>687991444
>>687991011
>>687990900
>>687990088
>>687989533
>>687989411
>>687988900
>>687987422
>>687987355
>>687985111
>>687985099
>>687983977
>>687983755
checkd and kekd

>>687994370
lmao<

http://imgur.com/a/iJD8f Part 1

http://imgur.com/gallery/AOz0d Part 2

413

>>687995005
imgur = reddit
Just post the shit.

>>687988609
this is a perfect 5/7
would read again

>>687986679
>blow up balloon and stretch it over my dick
I've done that plenty of times. FeelsGoodMan.gif

>>687983755
SON OF A BITCH

>>687983755

Realized it was probably fake when he said
>clip

My Vietnam stepfather was adamant that they were called magazines.

>>687986929

>obituary is from may 2011, posts are from oct 2011

shits fake as can be, still sad though.

>>687986929
look for BrandonMillsMemorialPage on fb. theres a pic on this page of his funreal with this bitch and this chad-lookin guy. i bet that's claire and her jock

>>687995379
its multiple images fuck that just read it from imgur its worth it

>>687988064
Sheeeeit I just realised.

I saw a comedian steal this and pass it off as his own.

Jack Whitehall.

>>687986929
Kills himself at 26 over a stupid high school girl.....

>>687996644
nypa but fuck that guy

>>687996644
fucking checked, what a combo trip dubs

goodnight faggots ε>

>>687993900
Still doesn't make any sense, the story talking about high school graduation & the stuff that happened & then he goes on to say "this happened over a year ago" & then guy in the picture is 26...

>>687997022
night dude. sleep tight, faggot

>>687994263
same

>>687997172
Also the post date is in October and the article in the news is from May. So unless he go back in time to suicide then it fiction.

>>687992506
He fingered his ass and /b/ doxxed him

>>687996077
Might have been a copypasta

>>687993900
Does anyone have the bitches name? I would like to ruin her.

>>687985310
>tfw IBS and now I'm scared of every fart

Goddammit /b/, this is no way to live!

>>687987355
Dont get it

>>687992790

You're a faggot

>>687993993
kek

>>687993900
Can someone please give me her name.

>>687998205
seem like the most likely thing. After all the obituary is real.

>>687992506
Wont read, shitty crop

>>688001084
http://mydeathspace.com/article/2011/07/08/Brandon_Mills_(26)_committed_suicide_using_a_plastic_bag_and_helium

whoops forgot

>>687988182
God dammit tyrone

>>687984816
>screencapping your own story
get out kid

>>687988064
under rated

>>687993641
>i live on my own with my boyfriend
what a stupid fucking bitch

>>688001260
Do you know clares real name or facebook? do we know anything about her?

>>687999562
he said he got it but his post number is 2 so that means he shoots her in the head.

>>687986929

>devoted Christian

>kills self

Pick one, because you can't have both. If God decides that you have to live a shit life, live it, and try to make it better in the process. Life isn't meant to be easy, its meant to teach you.

If true, I feel for the guy, but he gave up. If you truly believe in God, you'll understand that everything that happens to you is happening for a reason. This man had a life to live, a gift, and he threw it away.

As if God would take kindly to that.

>>688002233
i still don't get it

Kappa<

>>688002026
no. But bullying some dumb bitch who can barely speak English will likely accomplish nothing so I don't see the point. Especially 5 years after the fact, she's probably dead from syphilis or crack by now.

>>687983755
What is this a reference to?

>>688002885
>implying God exists and there's some underlying meaning to some guy killing himself with the bag he bought oranges with last week.

>>687991576
>I live within walking distance of Cafe Borrone
HOH FUCK

>>687986647
Shit's dank son.

>>688000000

>>687993641
nice fapped many times

>>688003729

I'm actually saying he died a meaningless death because it was by his own hand and he didn't see his own potential life through. Don't have to believe in God to understand that.

>>688003508
Force awakens

>>687990223

TOPKEK

>>688003484
found it. Im gonna fucking ruin this bitch.
facebook com/clare.cox.520

>>687988475
I'm crying

>>687990798
i saw the thread and ignored it dammit