Does evolution work the same way in your ecosystem/species?

>>687973835
MODS MODS MODS!!!

>>687973835
Fuck you, space nigger

>>687973835
Do you like woman with dicks? Do they exist on your planet?

>>687973835
Can jet fuel melt steel beams?

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>>687973835
tits or gtfo

Is Russia planning to unveil the existence of extraterrestrials in the next few years?

>>687973978

Evolution is something that happens through the universe. However, once an intelligent species reaches a certain level of technological sophistication the species often ceases to evolve and instead modifies itself consciously.

ayy lmao

Is this universe a simulation?

>>687973835
Timestamp.

>>687973835
How does your species reproduce?

>>687973835
Will you ever stop being such a faggot, OP?

Are you gay?

>>687974198
I belong to a bipedal species that appears very similar to Humans although our genitalia differ significantly. Bodily modification is a common phenomenon among my species though and there are some who modify themselves into ways that resemble what you describe, that particular modification is not common though.

>>687974202
I don't know. My specialty is in Human culture and not the physical sciences.

>>687974341
I do not know, I am not of a senior enough rank in the organization that manages the monitoring of Earth to be privy to that sort of information. The governments of the nations in the United Nations Security Council have had it made clear to them that they will not be helped or aided technology by extraterrestrial species until the planet no longer is frequently experiencing wars and other armed conflicts and so if governments reveal they have communicated with us before then it may not change much.

>>687973835
timestamp

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>>687973835
Fuck off space niggers earth is full
Crash on the moon if you like

Also show your space dick

>show bellybutton then go to sleep

>>687974476
What kind of modification?

Where is your home planet located?

How do you communicate at such low latency?

>>687973835
Fuck off space niggers

>>687973835
do you like us humans?

>>687975248
First thing it mentions is its genitalia.
>stay classy /b/

timestamp or gtfo

>>687973835
why are you guys gay cunts ?

>>687974476
In this post I meant to write "throughout the universe", I apologize if I caused any confusion.

>>687974203
I do not have breasts and in any case I am forbidden from sharing pictures of extraterrestrial species with Humans.

>>687974733
If your question is - "is what we perceive to be the universe actually just a program on a computer?" then the answer is no.

>>687974837
One gender of out species becomes pregnant in a way similar to Humans although there are significant differences in terms of the time of gestation and other specific factors. They become pregnant through the interaction between genitalia like many species although our genitalia differ from Humans.

Almost all the members of our species have for a long time been raised in what has been already described in some Human science-fiction literature as "artificial birthing-tanks". We use them because they allow complete control over the level of nutrients the fetus receives which enables our children to be as healthy as possible.

>>687974967
>>687975205
I am not sexually attracted to members of my own gender.

>>687975248
Does grammar not exist on your planet?

>>687973835
Why, in all the vast expanses of space and with so many billions of potentially habitable solar systems out there, do we find so little evidence that intelligent life has arisen?

Suck my earth dick

>>687976108
We have Google Fiber

>>687973835
Is liking girls that have feminine penises considered gay?

>>687976450
this one is simple even i can answer it
speed of light
aliens could be a few hundred light years away but we wont find out from our observations for a while due to speed of light

>>687976586
Only the people of faglord 9b do not consider it gay.

How do you know how to reply on 4chan?

Can I have $120 on paypal? Im on mobile, need to repair my laptop.

>>687976871
I have lurked since stardate 213764.2

>>687976611
Silly rabbit. Statistically speaking, why shouldn't there, in all that damned-near infinite vastness, be some civilizations that are X light years away but which started sending perceivable signals X years ago? You have explained nothing.

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How big is the average alien dick?

>>687976890
We have no need for physical currency

>>687973835
ERROR:
op posts picture of species
>>687976431
>"I am forbidden from sharing pictures of extraterrestrial species with Humans."
>>687973835
>"I have an understanding of the Human language English that is within the range considered average for Humans to have of it."
average human understands sarcasm, but:
>"I am not sexually attracted to members of my own gender."
>>687976523
gtfo, google fiber only in select cities in US, and uses fiber lines, not intradimensional wormhole dipshitotron 1bajillion ybps wireless, and not to other countries

>>687976977
i disagree. look at us. everything in our modern society was invented in the last 100-200 years. it could very simply be the same thing for them

>>687976952
No period. Not OP.

What is your government system?

>>687976859
Well I need to go to this faglord 9b, it sounds like my type of place

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>>687973835
Fuck off, were full.

>>687977095

I know you do, just hope you can generate some for me. It's online, btw, not physical.

>>687977080
over 9000 varch dektars, when fully hard.

>>687976952
Shut up Wesley

>>687977111
it is Google dark fiber

>>687977265
Convert to metric please?

>>687977140
RAPE

>>687977260
We are in need of volunteers to test or latest probing technology. We could compensate you for your efforts.

>>687973835
You xetos reticuli?

>>687973835
>Anonymous
What types of substances do they use on your planet to alter conciousness.? From less lethal to most and describe the effects.

How can we expose the ruling elite and their control systems to the people in a way that those completely brainwashed by the different systems of control have no other way but to see the truth?

>>687977385
wow...
is it really so fuckin lamas in here that people don't even get over 9000? i never thought the day would come

>>687977593
thanks but no thanks

>>687977385
Do you even into Google?

>>687977130
So you are suggesting some fundamental, universal principle that somehow rate-limited the evolution of all intelligent species everywhere, to happen all at the same time, such that equivalents to our modern societies could only happen within the last few hundred years? You do realize how batshit insane that proposition sounds, yes?

I am suggesting that in a damned near infinite and diverse universe, if the seeds for life are as prevalent as they appear to be given the raw materials and necessary conditions as we understand them, that it is simply inevitable that intelligent species must have developed in more places, and at various times throughout history. We should be seeing some evidence of that unless we grossly misunderstand the state of things.

So, hey alien boy, what is the deal?

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>>687977265
How long is that exactly?

Post pictures of dank ass space weed

>>687977593

Come get my friend, he is willing to take it for me. :) he's right beside me too. I'll be waiting.

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77777 get

Are you what some call a Nephilim. The race that forsaken themselves from the light of the creator?

>>687977703
I weep for the old /b/ every day.

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>>687977639
This!

Also do aliens fuck with Ronnie scholarship?

https://soundcloud.com/ronniescholarship/suntrust

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>people actually ask questions

Did you use a Stargate to get here or a ship? How long does it take your ships to go a light year?

>>687977841
We will come at nighttime, look for the lights.

ay lmao

Our ruling elite does not represent us. We are cattle caged in illusions.

>>687977747
>You do realize how batshit insane that proposition sounds, yes?
yea i totally do which is why i didnt say it. i was just pointing out that large leaps in technology can occur in very small amounts of time (relative to the life of the planet,humankind,etc)

Yeah i agree with you on your second point

>>687975735
There are a broad range of modifications that members of my species undergo, (I will use the term "people" here to describe). There are many sorts of cosmetic modifications that allow people to significantly change their appearance, many of these are considered fashionable. There are recreational modifications that allow people to enhance their sensory experiences such as listening to music or their sexual encounters. Lastly there are modifications that are undergone for reasons of utility such as ones that let people survive on planets and ships that have conditions unlike our home planet. Different extraterrestrial species have different attitudes towards modifications though, in some species its very common while in others it is considered taboo.

>>687976017
I am forbidden from revealing exactly where that is. I can reveal that it is not within this galaxy or any nearby.

>>687976108
I do not understand the context of what you are asking me, can you be more specific?

>>687976324
Yes I do. Despite Humans being at a stage where violence is common it is my opinion that Humans are a benevolent species and mostly have good intentions. In some ways they are similar to my own species when we were at a similar point.

>>687976422
I don't understand.

>>687976446
We do have grammar in our language but it is very different from Human grammar. If you are referring to my own grammar then I apologize if I have made errors. I have only studied English for around 4 Earth-years and in order for my sentences to not have any errors I have to spend enough time analyzing them that I would not be able to answer many questions.

>>687978012
We move our minds through space and into an avatar. This is much faster and uses less resources than a ship would.

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Do they have music on your planet?

>>687973835
Have men ever been to Uranus?

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>>687978286
>(I will use the term "people" here to describe)
why the fuck would you do that when there are far better words that you could have used?

confirmed little faggot in mom's basement trying to be an ayylmao. fucking kill yourself

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>>687978322
Where does avatar come from and this also>>687977935
And this >>687977634

>>687973835
Why would you reveal yourself to /b/ as opposed to, say, CNN. And where did you learn English?

I see that you have discovered what we on Earth call "copypasta".

>>687978798
>cnn

that would be worse than /b/

>>687973835
>I have an understanding of the Human language English that is within the range considered average for Humans to have of it.

you just called yourself an average human being dude.

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answer this

>>687978798
>CNN
how fucking retarded are you?

>>687978798
CNN and all corporate entities are part of the control system that keeps the human specie shackled in fear, ignorance and anger. /B/, apart from the Jew shills, is an impartial media

>>687973835
Hello, users of HURRR DURRR, I belong to a HURRR DURRR, that lives in other solar systems and am HURRR DURRR to this planet although right now I am on the planets HURRR DURRR. /autism
wanna fight about it?

>>687978798

I'd rather expose my nudes and get real news here than CN-fucking-N

>>687979036
another reason why these threads are fucking lame. niggers with shit tier english trying to impersonate a god damn alien that would be smart enough to have a fucking masters degree in english without even trying.

>>687979056
Yeah but this is like if you got thrown back in time and had to explain how your iphone worked. Just because an ET is advanced doesn't mean they know jack shit.

Is there an element that we humans don't know of?

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>>687979056
Asking them shit humans don't even know


How would thr know things we hold high scientifically. If I was an alien I'd be like what are you talking about white dude...then zap his ass.


Also answer this alien>>687977634

How the fuck did he get past the captcha

>>687979241
wtf is a /B/

>>687973835

So.

Why are you here?

>>687979431
yes

>>687979410
And that proves you are who you say you are, WHICH IS THE FUCKING POINT you retarded fuck.

>>687979353
>alien that would be smart enough to have a fucking masters degree in english without even trying.
Assumptions!

>>687979431
your a perfectly straight man who is confident of his own sexual orientation

>>687973835
What other languages can you speak?

>>687979353
The problem with that logic, is if they prefer to actually learn English step by step, and even does this for other languages out there. But they have no proof, they are extraterrestrials, just faith that they are, so they suck ass. Also, OP, this applies in all threads, OP is a faggot.

>>687979484
captcha only works as far as the Oort cloud.

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>>687979484
>How the fuck did he get past the captcha
I know right


But I want to believe!

>>687977970
oh god my sides, i dont know why this gif is so great... but this gif is fucking great.

OP, can you guess the time in my region if you're really who you are?

>>687973835
Tits

>>687979480
>>687979410
>being this fucking retarded
it's fucking math, MATH you fucking niggers. all they have to do is show us the solution and we can fucking test it ourselves.

>>687973835
can i go with you this planet fucking sucks.full of traps,faggots and govts that rewards unachievment.
Either take me or kill me with your telepathy.

>>687979597
Which is?

Tits or gtfo

>>687976450
There are many reasons but here I will list a few. It is very common for extraterrestrial species to use technology that prevents the planets they inhabit from giving off any overt signs that might draw the probes of unsophisticated species. In many cases species simply prefer to live in vast complexes built into the planets surface that mimic the environment of their home planet as that takes much less time and resources then terra-forming. Human satellite and telescope technology is also still very primitive.

Despite there being many intelligent species in the universe there are so many planets that there are always much more uninhabited planets then inhabited ones. In the most populated galaxies in the universe only around 3 out of every 10 habitable planets have species living on them and this galaxy is relatively uninhabited.

Lastly, I believe the governments of several of the major nations on earth have a secret policy of suppressing news of that sort of thing being discovered although I don't know if they have done so yet.

>>687976586
I don't understand the subtleties of human sexuality well enough to answer that.

>>687976890
I am forbidden from giving currency and other similar things of value to Humans except when necessary.

>>687976871
It something that I read about on the Human internet after learning that social media and websites like these could be a useful tool for studying Human culture. It is relatively simple compared to some of the technology from my own species that are often used by members of it.

>>687977080
There are many species who have reproductive systems resembling Humans but mine is not one of them.

>>687977140
I cannot be too specific but it involves a format that allows most citizens to participate in governments affairs and voting is involved. That sort of government is one of the most common in the universe but of course there are all sorts of them that exist.

>>687977630
I don't understand what the refers to.

>>687979794
I am an alien not a fucking mind reader. However, I can guess that you are a flaming glorious faggot.

>>687973835
Do you believe un God?

>>687973835
Ok Mr Alien...I have one simple question for you about time, and if you give me the wrong answer I will know (maybe these other folks won't know) but I will know that you are not an alien. So, here it is. In the future, will time be viewed as a simultaneous event due to the calculation of individual motion through space? Yes, or no? Don't answer wrong or you'll give yourself up

>>687974476
I believe we have reached that level already.

>>687979869
How many people of Earth can explain QED. Like I said why would an ET know everything that his species knows?

>>687980091
But it is necessary. Some kids fucking dropped it on purpose, and I'm the bad guy for it. My parents don't even care and I need it next week for my thesis.

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>>687980091
haha faggot avoiding the real questions. KYS

have you ever met connor mccloud and is it true that there can be only one?

>>687979911
Goatseium

>>687978286
>I can reveal that it is not within this galaxy or any nearby.

How the fuck did you traverse between local groups?

How long do you think it would take Mankind to reach the kind of technology to be able to travel between non gravitationally linked objects?

>>687980153
>alien swearing

Fuck off, human

>>687980164
We are God.

>>687973835
>my english is average
No it isn't, retard.

>>687973835
beam me up some pot & a pipe ya faggot cunt

>>687980341
What are you 12. Fuck off back to 9gag before I lazer yo ass.

>>687979191
Ok. Fuck you. I arbitrarily chose CNN. What I meant was "Why /b/ and not a major news source?

You're paying for the space wall. Also you can probe anything that's brown.

>>687980328
nigger, he's claiming to be a fucking alien hundreds, if not thousands of years ahead of us in every field. and he ignored my post. and carl sagan is smarter than all of you niggers here combined.

stop being such a fucking retard

Alien OP

Post picture and timestamp NOW

>>687980536
Did you create the universe?

>>687980665
on its way Earth /b/ro

>>687980673
>12 year olds doing college thesis

Do you even know what a thesis is?

>>687980784
Go

>>687980699
because it's some fatass in his mom's basement

he doesnt answer any real hard science, just vague moral issues. tell-tale sign of a fake cunt

>>687973835
No room here space niggers, go crash on the moon

>>687980472
actually mad that he isn't talking to an alien.

busy getting ass fucked .not 5 minutes on our planet and he turned gay

>>687974476
what do you mean ceases evolution? how do you give birth to your young?

>>687980915
As if I expected a real alien to shove a probe up my ass now.

>>687980218
That's a pretty arrogant thing to say. Let the alien rock.

By the way, how are using Internet? Did you go to a Starbucks and have a computer or something? Assuming you're in a extraterrestrial craft, do you have free internet or what?

How many holes does the male sex of your species have?

Does anyone have the Randy Marsh gif being "probed" on South Park: Stick of Truth?

>>687979722
Faggot

>>687980776
What if we make contact with a species less advaced than ourselves and send Karl Pilkington as our ambassador. Do you get what I'm trying to say now?

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>>687973835
If you are an Alien, why do you use unnecessary and ridiculous amounts of non-common words?
Wouldn't it be easier to communicate on an average level?

I've got half a mind to believe you aren't an Alien at all...

>>687981177
see >>687980906

>>687981041
Then why are you sitting with no pants on and lubed up?

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>>687976338
Kek

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>>687973835
does your species have what we call races?
is racism objectively wrong?

protip:it is

>>687981177
we would land on the fucking planet, not fucking interface with their smoke-signals

>>687981123
USB cable, I will show you later.

>>687979056
It's a bit unfair to ask for proofs by local reference. If instead of naming a theorem, Carl were to have provided a formula and asked for a proof, that would've been reasonable. In fact, getting no response is an indicator that an earthling got shut down. I'd think an alien's next action would be to ask what the theorem stated.
That said, I do not believe ET is here.

Fucking illegal aliens, we need to build a space wall and make them pay for it

>>687973835
why is OP such a fag?

>>687981123
Yes I have free internet. Everyone has free internet. Most people are just too ignorant to use it at the moment. Thankfully for you a descendant mind of Tesla will emerge from the crows in the near future and show everyone the way of free and unlimited waves of all sort

>>687981299
Im not sitting with no pants and lubed up.

Im sitting with no pants, lubed up, and a Dragon Dildo up my ass.

>>687976338
>it
that's a person, please respect them

>>687981421
mmmmmm who dat?

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Will India be a superpower country by 2030?

Are you a descendant of LAM? Is he a friend of yours?

>>687981639
It's that bitch from game of thrones, deanarys' advisor or whatever

>>687981639
Nathalie Emmanuel

ITT /b/ gets annoyed as it slowly realises the alien isn't real.

>>687981439
no it's not. math is universal. and he can use our internet and our language, so he can look up the theorem to see what it is.

>>687981750
>>687981781
Cheers, I am probably the only cunt on 4chan who hasn't watched the show.

>>687981251
If you believe at all, then you do indeed have half a mind.

>>687977634
Psychoactive substances are used by most intelligent species but of course every species has different attitudes about them and uses different ones. In my species no substance is prohibited and anyone may use whatever they like. There are so many different types of substances that people can have almost any sort of experience they desire. Like Humans, commonly used substances includes ones used to aid concentration, to enhance social events and substances used to provide introspection and insight.

>>687977639
I do not know. It is my understanding though that some of the conspiracy theories among Humans about an alleged "New-World-Order" in some cases just describes policy taken by governments because the governments believe it will help them faster reach the point where extraterrestrial species will begin to provide aid to them.

>>687977861
No, I am not.

>>687978012
We did not use a "Stargate". There are multiple methods of faster-then-light travel or things that provide a similar effect. I cannot be too specific but one of the methods does involve a near instantaneous movement from one location to another that is very far away.

>>687978507
Yes, almost every intelligent species that has a sophisticated auditory system has developed its own music, usually even before coming into contact with other species.

>>687978571
I don't believe any Humans have been there although spaceships belonging to other species have entered its orbit before

>>687978798
It is the choice of the governments of this planet to reveal extraterrestrial species exist, it is not a choice we will make. Members of my species were specifically selected to observe this planet because our physical similarity to Humans allows us to pass undetected among them if we undergo a period of training and modification, part of that training includes language.

>>687978887
What do you mean?

>>687981884
What if it's beyond our understanding?

>>687977218
underrated jej

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>>687981990
triple confirmed fake ayylmao wont answer any real hard science