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"Escape you idiots!"

Gandolf

say aloha to my acquaintance

-mushface

>>687968666
checked

>>687968728
what?

Ублюдок, мать твою, а ну иди сюда говно собачье, решил ко мне лезть? Ты, засранец вонючий, мать твою, а? Ну иди сюда, попробуй меня трахнуть, я тебя сам трахну ублюдок, онанист чертов, будь ты проклят, иди идиот, трахать тебя и всю семью, говно собачье, жлоб вонючий, дерьмо, сука, падла, иди сюда, мерзавец, негодяй, гад, иди сюда ты - говно, ЖОПА!

>>687968827
dem trips >>687968666

"I am a very nice man. I like to treat women with respect and dignity"

- Patrick "Fore!" Doublesman

>>687968852
The bastard , your mother , and go well, shit dog here , I decided to climb? You stinking bastard , your mother , huh? Well, come here , try to fuck me , I do himself fuck bastard onanist damn , damn you , come idiot , fuck you and the whole family , shit dog , redneck stinky , shit , bitch , bastard , come here , bastard , bastard , bastard , here you go - shit , asshole !

>>687968897
holy shit 666 trips i didnt even notice

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"A Census taker once tried to fist me, I ate his asshole and fucked his father with a panini"

Hannibal Licked her

The noise of the sheep

>>687967788

Yo no lo descargo, porque ya lo tengo.

-Loquendo.

I didn't steal!

-adam

>>687969031
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dxcVeUyyC3k

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Aren't you amused?

- Fighter

I am knocking on your door.

-Heinrich Himmler from Breaking Bad.

all of these quotes are wrong... retards

>>687969877

waste of dubs and kill yourself

"I am your acquintance" - Dorth Vader

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"I KNOW YOUR NOM DE PLUME! I LIKE YOUR BUTTOCKS!!!! YOU WILL NOT BE HUMOUROUS! YOU WILL NOT BE SAD! NOW RISE!"

Colonel Ghaddafi, Half Plastic Coat

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" Do it then "

-Space Sailor.

"I feel great about everything that is and has transpired"

Ham salad

"Why don't you laugh?"

Bathero

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"I'm gonna fuck my mom"

Martin Fly

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>>687968666
Devil trips Check'd

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>>687970736

"I am now a metal guy"

Robot machine individual

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Life is like a box of chocolates

The fatter you are the shorter it lasts

"Did I shoot 6 bullets or just 5? I myself am unsure but does lady luck shine on you, hoodwink?"

- messy larry

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A Bernie Sanders rally: You will never find a more wretched hive of scum and villainy. We must be cautious.

Au revoir, mommy lover.

- Kill solidely

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"Let me put a frown on your face."
- Clown

"I litterly cannot stop sucking dicks"

-OP

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"I'm trapped in here with you"

Ink face

"Tonight we dive into the hell"

- The 300 with Gerhard Butter

"Mate, where's my motor?"

Britbong

"I will make america a nice place to be ,using my enraged penis"

-Annoying Orange

"Welcome to the real world Nemo"

-Morgan Freeman in The Matrix computer

"You can take our lives, and you can take our freedom"

-Angry Scotsman

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From Hell I will stab you - Shao Kahn, Star Truck Two

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"Do you want to live a reasonably long time!?"

Jimmy Rino

"I will be within your presence again."

-Angry Robot Man

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"Perhaps you're not keeping score, but we just lost."
-Pvt Platomic

>>687967788
"The fork is what bends us, it's in everything, the face, between the face and even in you"

- Goga from empire is a new hope

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"I must place a call"
- The telephone man

"Say hi to my little friend"

- Dealer

"Shall we play a game?" Joshua - Wargames

"The ability of myself to drive at speed faster than my opponents will lead to my victory"

-Erect southern car sportsman

"Leta go get in the chopper"

- Strong Man

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But you still coming to work tomorrow ?
-Palpantine

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"I think that acid is kicking in."
- Peter Pan

>>687967788
"Hasta lasagna, amigo"
-The Italian Robot

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"Go and sit in the corner, bitch"

Dancing man

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Join our group or you will be killed - Bjork

"Create my next 24 hours of existence, be my guest."

-Clit Yeastwoody

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"I have witnessed things you humans couldn't really believe. Spacecrafts burning close to a planet. Glittery space things. Everything I know will be gone forever, like pee in the shower. "

- Fake Human Man

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"Two B, or not Two B? That is the question..."
-pretty good pilot rebel scum

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"I don't think I'm doing anything wrong"

-A dolfin insideher

>>687974332
kek

>This is your last chance. After this, there is no turning back. You take the blue pill - the story ends, you wake up in your bed and believe whatever you want to believe. You take the red pill - you stay in Wonderland and I show you how deep the rabbit-hole goes.
Matrix

>>687967788
Hahahahaha it's funny because everyone is typing out the quote wrong on purpose to ssem "funny" or "cool" wow cool thread faggots kek zozzle rofl

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"What we have here, is a failure to communicate."
- a taxi driver

Yippie ka yee shithead

- Dead Hard

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"If he dies, I win..."
- Boxer

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>>687970329

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Goonies

>>687974520
Good one

OBBY ONE YOU ARE THE LAST CHANCE PLS HALP

-queen amadigliana

How does someone fuck a quote up so badly?

I know this isn't the movie board, but it's just as stupid here

>>687970297
>half plastic coat
Kek

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"YESSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS"

Talking chimp

>Hold the gate, hold the gate, hogate

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So say good night to the big guy!

>>687975592
Weak bait
1/10

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"The offer is there. take it or leave it"

these are not the robots you are searching for

>>687969255
Jajajajaja

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"I'm on a boat motherfucker"
-rib thief

It's called a tricky, homie.

-The Bunny i want to fuck

"This boat is too big"

Shark hunter

>>687967788

"No, Mr. Bond, I don't expect you to talk"

-- Metallicdigit

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Inch by inch we will take this benis.

Al Pacino "Half-time"

Im going to give him an offer and then refuse it

-the father in law

Are you speaking to me?

-the taxist from that taxi movie

>>687972578
My sides

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"WWJD?"

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>>687967788
If he dies, it would be sad

Harold, you are a sorcerer
-andre the giant

Life is life, nanananna.

~Forest Gump

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You are the selected individual

Get up you son of a whore
- The Rock

Avada Kedavra!

Charge gump charge
-jenald

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I will return shortly

- future man

may I order the dish that lady over there is currently consuming as she appears to be thoroughly enjoying it I am quite flustered
-dinner at hillarys

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"What you lookin' at?"

Fedora man

How do I shot web?
-the human arachnid

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>>687977594

No pass
-Randolph

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"Spalding!!!"

the ocean movie

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The name's Bond. My first name is James.
- W7 Goldeneggs

I am the cook

"I said pass the juice, not gas the jews"

Mustache man - Shindler's ticket

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"He dindu nuffin"

Harrison Ford - Twelve Monkeys

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OOPS!
-hammer samson