NYPA faggot

>>687965870
yeah, you don't have to do it faggot

>>687965644
She said she loved the size of my cock lol

>>687967036
OP here, screenshots would be appreciated, so you know, I can show him proof

Bump for interest.

>>687968569
>>687969076
feel free to also do it

Bit of a whore

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;) ruined

>>687969480
Wow what a fucking cunt

>>687969480
fucking fag

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>>687969554
1,000,000 keks

>>687969480
Id be angry but I can respect a good asshole, good on ya anon, be proud of who you are

>>687969839
Troll the trolls

>>687969839

He's a proud faggot

>>687969480
Aren't you just the funniest cunt? Why don't you go hang yourself you white knight beta fag. You did this for a moments recognition from a girl who doesn't give two shits about you. None ever will. Fuck off you colossal faggot

>>687969944
I don't give a shit about her. Just love making you fags mad. And it worked. :)

>>687969944
probably thought that since she's prolly cheating on her bf she's probably a slut and thought his beta ass would get some nudes or some shit because he earned her favor like the neckbeard faggot he probably is

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>>687965644

Your life just got 100% ruined

>>687970033
OP here, tbh you made me laugh more than anything, so git cucked

>>687970234
>snickers
uhh..I helped you so now you must send me nudes! XD
>tips fedora

>>687970265
meh, I already figured out a good excuse for him but I won't speak about it since fags can leak it too

>>687970033
No one gives a shit about you, you'll spend your entire life white knighting girls who will never realise you. Then you'll come to that realisation when you're in the noose, that you really weren't worth anything

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Fucking ruined.

>>687970234
Nah, just thought I'd ruin this shitpost. What's wrong? You're mad because you can't see what happens because you have no life and your only entertainment is this? Find something to do anon.

>>687970642
Your life is a shitpost

>>687970642
actually I was genuinely doing this for a m8 but ok, guess I can't find genuine people on /b/ anymore, only cucks, neckbeards and faggots

>>687970907
Nice one. I bet that was really hard to put together. You're talented.

>>687970642
Update us on her reaction to the thread.

>>687970642
>>687971140
yeah, anon, how'd she react?

>>687971140
She doesn't really care. She's more worried about her boyfriend.

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>>687970946
Are you actually serious? You thought there was EVER a time period that anyone on /b/ was of societal value? They've always been faggots, always will.

>>687970623
Did you just use another phone to take a photo of the screen? Why didn't you take a screenshot?

>>687971246
Elabor8 please m8

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>>687965644
Nice flag

>>687971246
gib screenshots plz

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>>687971428
>>687971390

>>687971329
I've heard legends of an old /b/ , before the era of trap/furry/hentai/porn threads that are more or less just copypastas
Was misguided but I guess it's fine, only idiots do shit without a back-up plan
as they say, hope for the best, prepare for the worst

>>687971349
his fat greasy sausage fingers can't hold down two buttons at once.

>>687971349

That's an excellent question. Which i do not have the answer to

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>>687971559
Fucking ruined that cucks relationship! TOPKEK

>>687971766
kek showed him the thread, his reaction was priceless

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>>687971559

Hopefully I get some pitty nudes

>>687972124
If this doesn't work, I don't know what will

>>687970352
Why would you laugh if your plan just got ruined? Nice try at making it look like you don't care.

>>687972476
He and his bud are probably in panic mode. This just made dinner at the Robinsons in Alabama alot more interesting considering everyone in OPs story are siblings.

>>687972476
because she's not my gf m8, she's his gf, she doesn't know which one of us(his m8s) started the thread so he's the only one facing whatever she's got in store for him and just in genereal I appreciate a good asshole so yeah, good for ya anon, you actually made my day

>>687972647
OP here and nah, i don't care about her tbh and again, his reaction was priceless so I'm having the time of my life here

>>687972785
If this is the time of your life then you need to get a life anon. This is pathetic.

I want this thread to turn good but I don't think it will

>>687969480
fucking loser, doing anything for recognition.

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>>687972922
If you're the white knight

>trying to get nudes by white knighting some random girl
>telling someone else to get a life

>>687972680
You still went through the effort and it got ruined.

>>687972922
It's the weekend dude, I'm bored af and this shit simply entertains me more than I expected it to so im going along with it

>>687973014
>>687973023
He only did it to piss you guys off...is that such a hard concept?

>>687973023
But I'm not getting nudes. As you can see in >>687971559

Nice one. Why are all you fags so stupid? lol

>>687973238
That's a cover up because he didn't get nudes. Are you autistic?

>>687973105
Oh yes, starting a thread on /b/ is so much work, oh how shall I ever get over this? I only started this thread for the keks and to help out my m8 and getting 1/2 is still better than nothing so again, couldn't be bothered by your whiteknighting

>>687973356
I mean, if you look at the screenshot, he did send a pic before going full neckbeard on us so he prolly sent her a pic of his microbenus and then started putting on his armor and fedora in the expectation of getting a nude as thanks from the fair madame in distress

>>687973105
Your mother went through the effort of giving birth to you and you ruined everything.

>>687973238
lol yeah, this was exactly his intention.

i hope you are him - a white knight's white knight would be even more pathetic.

>>687973372
I'm not whiteknighting. You don't even know that that means so get out of here Summerfag. You're obviously some 16 year old if you even give a shit about your friends dumb situation. Anon, as I've told other people in this shitty thread, you need to get a life and set your priorities. Next time, post something more of value. See ya.

>>687973562
I sent a screenshot of the thread. Lmao

>>687973356
Are YOU autistic? He did it the same reason morons like yourself troll minorityanons with slurs, because it's funny to piss people off.

>>687973728
no u

>>687973639
You're on /b/ fucking loser, you have no reason to be calling anyone else pathetic.

>>687973714
only one way to prove it

>>687973639
You're so stupid. If you can't grasp the concept then how are you on /b/? You should know by now that this is what we do. Oh yeah, you don't because you're a Summerfag.

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>>687973866
Oh shit, the white knights are getting angry. Watch out, they might sit on you or steal your girl

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>>687973866
lol, you obviously don't recognize that you are here yourself and got fully butthurt about some posts calling you out for your faggotry.

if this is not pathetic, i don't know what it is.

>>687973661
>>687973944
I'd retort but seeing as you possess the intelligence of a 12 y/o that would only encourage your childish and quite frankly moronic behavior
adios fag and I hope your future gf's cock rips your ass into a new dimension

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>>687974154
Why the fuck is my picture the salty thing?

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>>687974154
You refuse to recognize that what you accused me of is wrong. You're a cancer to this society.

>>687974154
>>687974155
Weird how you both used the same photo. Anyway, I know I'm an asshole though, you seem to think you aren't. But look where you are, you're a dingleberry in the asshole of the Internet

>>687974154
lol wtf - how could we have the same thoughts about these basement dwellers at the same time?

>>687974290
A white knight calling me cancer? Top kek
>tips fedora

>>687973944
why don't you go back to fapping to your dead grandmother you lifeless piece of whiteknighting shit

>>687974354
You got debunked.

>>687974310

you are not an asshole. you just desperately try be one. stay edgy, kid.

>>687974354
I'm a whiteknight for ruining the shitpost? All you were going to do is sit here and masturbate to a sub-par redneck girl. Good luck anon. With your mentality, you'll get real far.

>>687973944
>we

lol

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>>687969480
I was just getting into it you bitch ass nigger.

>>687974549
he's probably fat enough to reffer to himself with plural pronouns
kek

>>687974549
Yes, we. Again, you're new.

>>687974318
Basement dwellers are always salty because they missed out on their chicken tendies and couldn't get nudes like the guys in this thread

>>687974310
I know I'm an asshole, but I'm not a beta whiteknight who whiteknights for every "girl"

>>687974543
You do know the definition of a whiteknight, correct? You're a whiteknight for defending a girl you've never even met for attention.

>>687974619
I said we because many people of /b/ do this. You guys are so cool. I imagine you wear a trench coat to school.

>>687974742
Woah, you angered the whiteknight. Don't mention weight otherwise he'll sit on you

>>687974633
>be newfag
>want to be edgy
>be on 4chan for some months now
>refer to self as oldfag
>act like you've been on /b/ for more than 1 year
>tryhard at being edgelord
why don't you do us all a favor and just an hero?

>>687974720
As I stated in >>687970033

I don't care about her. I just want to ruin this shitty thread. I've said this many times before. lol

>>687971667
You're just talking out of your ass

>>687974882
refer to >>687974847

>>687974847
>I'm going to try and act like I'm not a newfag
>greentext will show him!
>I'm underage but I don't care, I need to look cool in front of all these losers in the thread
>Lol that will show him!

You're sad.

>>687965870
He didn't request personal army newfag.

It's a grill loyalty check.

Fuck summer is strong this year.

>>687974633
my first visit here was around 5 yrs ago. but you are right with one thing: i'm not a regular who spends 24/7 here bc i have life. and the most pathetic and funny thing here is you trying to explain that you are better than someone else bc you spend more time on 4chan than he. what a fucked up loser you have to be for defining yourself over the time you spend online. it's hilarious. i hope you get a life sometimes.

>>687974801
Of course I'm annoyed with you dumbasses. You can't grasp simple concepts. It's like talking to a bunch of 10 year olds.

>>687969480
Well done cunt. Now fuck off back to le reddit with your sjw shit.

>>687975233
>activate edgemode
>thinks sarcasm will work
>is underaged but call him underaged and a newfag because gotta uphold m'honor for m'lady
>lol that'll show him
I'd tell you to an hero but you need a life for that

>>687975318
Have I said I spend more time on 4chan? No. Have I said being on 4chan makes me cool? No. Is your assumption dumb? Yes.

REEEEEEEEEEEEE

>>687975318
thank you anon, respect for debunking his crap and bonus points for schooling his neckbeard ass

>>687975483
How is that edgey? Defending myself is edgey? Rigghhttttt.

>>687975370
So aggressive, did mom forget your chicken tendies?
I can grasp simple concepts, the fact is you were white knighting. Cover it up all you want, you sent her the thread to be recognised by here to mask your ever growing loneliness. Stop trying to bullshit everyone and just admit it you stupid cuck

>>687975501
Thou art an abomination unto mankind and deserveth only to taketh thy own life
I would prefer to write all this in plain english but it appears sir whiteknightington of neckbeardshire does not comprehend such speach as he is currently busy saving his damsel

>>687975501
yeah and therefore you keptmtelling me over and over again that i don't get what you are doing bc i'm "new".
try at least to be consistent instead of looking for made up explanations like a fucking child. it's even more pathetic.

>>687975605
thx, m8.

>>687975902
No matter how much proof I show you, you're still going to not recognize that you're wrong. How about you grow up and stop posting about other peoples problems? You're obviously a stubborn kid who has nothing to do. Have fun shitposting for the rest of the summer, newfriend.

>>687976163
Made up explanations? This is getting good.

>>687971559
>hurr durr look at me im such a white knight doing the right thing, this must mean i finally get approval from grills

kys

>>687976284
>proof
>what you posted
pick one

>>687976467
How else am I going to prove it to you? Am I just not supposed to post? I don't know why I'm even wasting my time with you. You're obviously not on the same level as me. It's nice to see that /b/ will remain being cancerous for years to come though.

>>687976284
Whatever cunt. You're so blind to your own ways that you yourself actually believe that you weren't trying to white knight.

>>687976284
>"you're obviously a stubborn kid who has nothing to do" says the white knight
>says the guy surfing /b/ in 4chan
>says the guy that took his time out to actually message grill in OP and ruin a relationship

top hypocrite

>>687976826
I love how you got your faggot friend in here too to help you. Nice. You thought it wouldn't be noticeable. See you around anon. Have fun being bored. :)

>>687976767
>not on my level
You just keep proving that you're a white knight. You're a condescending faggot who can't even deny the motives behind what you did. You're so carcinogenic that I'm sure you've given everyone in this thread cancer

>>687976974
Took my time out? It took 2 seconds.. lol.

Not everyone who browses /b/ is a loser like you. I'm mostly here to lurk the ylyl and cringe threads. I just happened to see an open opportunity to fuck up something pointless.

>>687976978
You've said see you twice now, are you gonna keep lingering or fuck off? I don't even know the other guy, I just know that you're being a white knight and won't admit it.

>>687977212
You've already fucked up your life, so why not fuck up something else that's pointless

>>687976978
actually my m8 almost shat himself when he saw the thread and is still busy texting her and assuring her it wasnt him because apparently
,,break up with her'' isn't a good plan b

>>687977212
>calls me a loser
>actually have a life outside of 4chan

keep going anon you're really getting me pissed off here!

>>687969480
I hope your mom dies and they tell you the wrong time for the funeral

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>>687977256
You're just mad that I ruined your shitty thread. You just don't want to admit it! Yeah! That's why! See what I did there?

Also, if you want me to leave, then stop trying. You lost your argument. All you've done is made assumptions no matter how much proof I showed. Mr. "I love a good asshole". You knew my motive from the beginning and instead of arguing on that, you argued about something accused of me by other posts without any evidence. You tried and tried but failed. Have a nice day anon. You got rekt and you got mad. Nice job brooooooooooo

>>687976438
it's funny how desperately you are tring to save your face - you've already lost - by just replying something, in the hope to have the last word.

you know what? i'll let you have it out of respect for you oldfag 4chan-warrior bc i'm too new for this. pls reply and win the internet. and if you ride into the sunset afterwards you can enjoy the good feeling of having saved a maiden's honour and destroyed all the edgy newfags.

have a nice day, kid.

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>>687977681
Woah man, you just levelled up to keyboard warrior. I never lost my argument, because you never proved me wrong. Stay mad cuck

>>687977681
>You got rekt and you got mad.
lol actually you are looking pretty mad to me. And you got rekt several times here, afas.

>>687977688
Nice. Thanks bro. Thanks for admitting that you lost the argument. You tried to make it humorous to try to prove something. But you didn't. lol. Bye for good anon. I've said this 1.2 billion times but hey, you're pretty so I'll leave.

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>>687970642
>>687973866
>>687973639
>>687974401
>>687974449
>>687974543

literally you

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7IVJVTUNl0I

>>687977688
>honour
Go to bed.

>>687977953
>basing your argument off of assumptions and not proof.

You don't argue like this.

I've been watching this thread and wow, you people opposing him have no rational or logical argument.

This thread was sage from the beginning. Nothing but hypocrisy and blind statements. No reasoning what-so-ever.

>>687978518
>I've been watching this thread and wow, you people opposing him have no rational or logical argument.

LOL it's himself. Or he called a friend for help. This is priceless.

>>687978487
Your lack of education is showing big time.

http://grammarist.com/spelling/honor-honour/

>>687979138
>waah waah waah someone is making assumptions at me and its making me mad

kek

>>687979138
>again

Who is assuming here that i have already been here before? I just watched the thread like you allegedly did.

Assumptions, assumptions, assumptions.

>>687979097
Your lack of deductive reasoning is showing.
"Honour" is the European spelling. It's almost night time in Europe. Go to bed euro trash.

welp ITT: whiteknights be whiteknighting

>>687979313
Well making assumptions will make someone mad. He tried to show you screenshots of what he did. You refused to take them as evidence and blindly accused and assumed him of things he was not. When presenting proof to an argument, you can't just deny it because you don't want to admit you weren't exactly correct. I'm pretty sure that if I sat here and tried to argue that you're gay, I would be able to if I went by your logic. Being immature about it and being over the top is for sure going to want to make someone give up. So what exactly have you accomplished in the past hour?

well we could of had fun for a couple of hours but I guess someone needed to express their homosexuality

>>687979527
It's 5 pm in Germany you fucktard when's your bedtime?

>>687979527
>its almost night time in Europe

It's 15:38 here why are you making assumptions for stop hurting me!! Assumptions, assumptions, assumptions!

>>687979138
the above is what you look like you stupid retarded faggot

You are both fags. Arguing on a thread in /b/ that had potential to be fun for a change.

Well done both of you, you are both major cockwombles.

>>687979916
I replied to this one comment after reading all the shitposting... I've accomplished a lot in the past hour in terms of my work too, as I wasn't the one that was replying to him. Stop assuming things too and we can get on.

>>687980090
Why am I a stupid retarded faggot? Because I tried to express what was wrong with your argument? You really know how to dull down someone's patience. Sorry for trying to give you advice for the next time since it's bound to happen.

>>687980254
I replied after he posted that he was leaving the thread. I waited until I could talk to you. Whatever, keep being a little fuck about it then.

>>687980254
Well sorry. All you people have the same argument and it's hard to differentiate.

>>687980090
That wasn't me... I'm the guy from >>687979138

I'm from the US.

>>687980582
Why would you want to talk to me if I literally replied to one comment and you seem to get all up in arms about it. The main point in him sending the screenshot of the thread was to piss off the anons in here and OP, and I replied to him and it pissed him off, same reasoning. What have you got to do with it? I literally replied to one comment I'm not the guy that opposed what the anon did or why his reasoning was wrong for doing so.

OP here, this thread got pretty boring so im going, hf though if you feel like staying

Mods. Tear down this shit hole of a thread please.

>>687969480
>White knights
>"I only did it to ruin your thread! HEHEHE, I don't care get a life!"
>Stays and posts 20 more times trying to justify his idiotic and fag behavior

Kys

>>687981547
+100

>>687981413
Your father tears down the walls of your anus when you're getting abused by him.

>>687981547
^this

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>>687971667
nigger there have always been those threads, people just see the archives and think that was the entire website.

>>687979138
You could push a man like that i wont care. But god damn you do it to a dog and i saw you, youre going down with it.