hahah what

I'm unemployed and receive no benefits. I have chronic back pain and want to kill myself

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>>687964589
i took coke more the 24 h later i have creasy nose blood

>>687964892
If you wanted to kys you would have already done it

>>687964961

You're gonna be okay feller. Stay calm

>>687964971
go on...
how? What should I set up for my family? Do I leave a note?

>>687965050
ok thanks op

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I want this to be a meme

>>687964589
I am accused of rape I didn't do...

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Almost everyone likes me but no one want to spend time with me. What's wrong?

Working two jobs to support my parents who both got laid off three months apart last year. They're both 64. Probably gonna lose the house soon.

Fucked up my chances with a bitch from being drunk as fuck an acting like an autist. It was in the bag too

Some random called me at 4 in the morning. Can't get back to sleep. What do?

>>687965175
They dont actually like you.

>>687965087
Like if you want to really live. Give it your best shot to go out there and get a job. It may be shitty but sometimes it might be better off than being dead.

>>687965087
Depends do you hate your family?

>>687965238
from my experience you will probably do this five more times before you learn your lesson.

>>687965260
Go back to sleep

>>687965156
This is your free ticket to rape! If you're going down. Might as well go down guilty.

>>687965303
They really do though, until I start swearing at police drunk and then running off into dark alleys to join a fight.

Yeah I know I'm a fucking edgelord but only when I'm drunk

I'm extremely shy and can no longer talk to people, and can't hold a conversation to save my life

>>687964589
what are your qualifications for giving advice?

>>687965475
Then stop getting drunk. Have like a couple drinks but don't get wasted.

>>687965322
I've tried. It's been 4 years of nothing.
>>687965351
They are ok... I kind of want to leave something to fuck with them tho

>>687965518
ha faggot

>>687965518
If you are a girl people will think your cute and shy and try to help you out. If you're a dude, you're basically fucked.

>>687965518
Open up to poeple. It may seem hard. Try to find common topics to talk about or try to talk about stuff you like and see if you have anything in common.

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>>687965443
Double jeopardy yes. But then everyone will believe the first girl and I just could take that...

>>687965565

Find it hard not to get absolutely fucked whenever I party is there a trick to this... Originally in my hometown we always drank or smoked until incapacitated and I need it to enjoy myself now

>>687965574
Scar them for life like slash your throat over the kitchen sink or blow your brains out in the bathtub something really bloody and messy or go shoot something up and get taken down by the police.

>>687965790
How about driving a car through a mall?

>>687965790
Or like I always thought it would be fucked if you walked into a room where someone has hung themself

>>687964589
I want to fuck my best friends girlfriend but want them to stay together so we can look knowingly at each other while he is in the room.
How can I make this happen?

I waked up late and incredibly angry. It somehow went down after I furiously did some body building exercises just to take away the tension.

what do to feel at ease again?

>>687965754
Are you early 20's? If you can avoid getting arrested or completely ruining your interpersonal relationships it should pass by 28-29ish and things will be fine after an immense effort rebuilding your social network.

>>687964589
op no nose blood ty for the came words

>>687965881
Yeah just make sure you hit a lot of people and hit something really hard at the end you don't wanna live.

>>687965968
Its not gonna happen. Sorry, unless if she wants to fuck you and gives off obvious signals and she can keep it a secret.

>>687965790
I was thinking about writting something in a suicide note to fuck with them. What suicide method should I use? Jumping could be ok if I fall backwards off something.

>>687966010
If that eases you then keep doing that. Or else just try to take it easy and slow before you go to bed.

>>687965750
this is why you film everything man. everything.
always have an alibi and evidence to back it up.

>>687966030
Yeah I am, is it all just a phase mom? If so would it be better to re-evaluate now or continue what I'm doing and look back with shame/pride?>

>>687966230
But I enjoy committing crimes. Do I film them too?

>>687964589
I have anger issues, i overthink alot and i am agressive because of idiots thinking it is OK to anger anyone at all when i was in school.
Even then, if you would've seen how many times i was close to giving the kids a right one at my school, you would've seen that i am pretty good at controlling just that part. But otherwise, i get angry pretty easily and i may have explosive behaviour. Since the most i can do to show anger is tell them to shut the fuck up.
Now, i want to headbutt my fat retarded co-worker every single goddamn day, this anger is seriously stressing me out and the only thing that is keeping me from hitting him is the shitty law that allows him to be an annoying cunt and the only thing that i can do is ignore or walk away.

>>687966088
thanks I knew it was never gonna happen. i just needed to hear it from someone else.
did cum on her toothbrush though.

how is it moving into a different country and starting at 0? im thinking about leaving somewhere into eu with a 0 profile savings around 100k can only do german though

>>687966094
if you wanna fuck with them it would be better to leave them wondering why you did it and jumping is good just make sure it kills you you don't wanna be disabled

>>687966230
>correct
correct
had sex on a beach though. no cameras. life over. everyone would rather believe a lying rape accuser than a potential rapist. life over. life over.

>>687966301
yes but hide the videos well.
that shit will be hilarious when you are old and dying, or i guess dying faster

>>687966353
Get yourself a stress ball. It sounds gay but it could help cause maybe

>>687966448
kill her but make it look accidental.
I bet you could pull it off if you tried hard enough
you just gottta believe in yourself

>>687966422
>you don't wanna be disabled
the truest shit

>>687966422
Chronic back pain has sort of disabled me anyway... They probably know why I would have done it. Fun Fact: I once tried to kill myself by cutting my legs open. All that happened was I bleed everywhere, ruined the carpet, passed out and now have 3 huge scars on my legs.

>>687966353
you in Switzerland? seems 3 familiar 2 me :)

>>687966487
" repetitive stress injuries such as carpal tunnel syndrome are common. "
No, and that wont be enough to let my huge amount of stress out anyways

>>687966721
Like at home do you have a punching bag?

>>687966226

It is 3 pm here. At least 13-14 hours before going bad. Gotta go buy some weed.

I have this girlfriend I've known for half a year now. She practically fucks every male around me and her. I don't really find her attractive and actually never had any intention or even fantasy of intercourse with her. But this fucking around makes me angry and feel left out. It is stupid but it makes a number on you when someone fucks everybody except you.

Our mutual friend is extremely paranoid and constantly asks me if I had sex with her, their relationships are fucking twisted I don't want any part in this but I can't just abandon my friendship.

This girl has a lot of money and flies back and forth to go to concerts, festivals, parties and last night she went to a festival with my friends somehow. They had a spare ticket and I never knew about it. They aren't close friends with me or anything but this shit pisses me off and the guy with paranoia seems to have spilled some of it to me because I was busy thinking this girl fucked my friends there last night.

I don't want to be paranoid over someone I have no romantic feelings towards, I don't want to have fake attachments to someone who doesn't actually give a shit about anyone and constantly demands everyone to give a shit and pay maximum attention to her.

How do I not give a shit about her? Help me.

>>687966844
The best punching bag is just a pillow

>>687965429
this is very fucking true

>>687966261
Just be you nigga. My one genuine piece of mom advice as a 30 year old man who has lived this all before is: try to be nice. It sounds dumb but you can do all the edgelord shit you want, because you will, but just try to be kind to the people closest to you. It becomes important later.

>>687966848

I've been smoking weed nonstop for 4-5 months and was on comedown from X yesterday, maybe the anger and the depression comes from that.

I can't sleep but I never feel awake either. I eat pretty healthy and exercise regularly but my sleep cycle is all sorts of fucked up. I've tried various sleep meds and they all just make me sick. It's starting to fuck with my willingness to actually do anything. I can't figure it out.

>>687964589
Hi Morty!!!

>>687966961
I'll take your advice man, I usually don't listen to shit but I'm always finding myself going "Fuck should've listened" so I guess it's time to sharp up a little bit... But still fuck shit up

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>>687966621
thanks for believing in me anon.

I need $120 to repair my laptop. No work available in my area that pays fair.

>>687964589
I have severe anxiety that keeps me from working because I know I'll have a panic attack. Tried everything but medication to fix it (going outside to exercise, talking to people every day even if I don't want to), but every morning when I wake up I feel the same amount of anxiety as the day before. Trying some medication as of yesterday, but is there anything else I should try? I really don't want to use medication as a crutch.

>>687964589
Major fight with my mother. I threw a role duck tape at her feet and it bounced up and hit her. She said it hurt and that I had no right to physically hurt her.

I'm pretty young but I'm extremely anxious about not being successful. I have a job as a package unloader and the place I work for pays for your community college but I'm worried that no matter what I do, I just won't be able to support myself on my own. The weird part is I absolutely love unloading and basically working out for a couple hours everyday but I'm TOO good and they rely on me too much.

>>687967328
how old?

getting pretty tired of my life. i don't feel much and im really fucking bored so im thinking about checking out early.

>>687967420
well fuck you get over it. i wish i was just anxious

>>687967239
I'm not really sure what you could do. Kinda depends on where you live?

>>687964589
Forgive me father for I have sinned. I killed a man and stole many of his possesions.

>>687967426
I'm 36. She is 68 I think.

>>687967537
American south

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Hey OP

why does everyone shove gender down Men's throats and still expect them to pretend being a Man is easy?

no one will talk about my problems with me

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>>687964589
So theres this girl, we went out a few times, we used to text to each other lot, but recently she hasn't been replying at all, what do anon?

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>>687967827
get the fuck over it

>>687967827
It's happened to me before. Give her some time and then text her in like a couple days

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>>687967902
gee thanks

>>687967827
She found someone else anon. You failed to seal the deal and she found someone that could.
Not OP, but you learn from experience.

>>687967827
she doesnt like you anymore. it happens. there are other girls.

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>>687967968
see this guy makes much more sense

>>687967514
I wish I would. Even when I'm working I just wonder if that's it, you know? Sometimes I feel good about myself because I'm able to pay for my own shit. Like I can buy my own food, I can buy my own clothes but I can't pay rent or buy a car because I don't get paid enough. Even when I feel successful I feel like a failure.

>>687968138
no, he's telling you what you want to hear

>>687966703
Good luck on your 2nd attempt.

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>>687968206
>>687968120
>>687968034

eh probably, gonna ask her just to be sure. Thanks I guess

>>687968320
Damn. She was born to suck dick.

>>687968156
spend less on food and clothes and other dumb shit live withing your means.
you have a job you're past the hard part. now just start saving and look for better opportunities.
that corny ass one day at a time shtick actually has some truth .