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>>687962298

Wonder how the hydraulics in that thing work.

>>687962298
Where can I buy?

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Finally, a use for this

>>687962440
>Hydraulics
They're obviously motors

>>687962298
Is that a washburn? Either way, want.

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>>687963006

Do you know what a hydraulic motor is?

>>687962735
Fuck that is satisfying

>>687963125
Yeah, something incredibly rare and expensive that isn't used in that obviously electronic device.

>>687963005
fuck that

>>687963005

Thi right here is terrifying

>>687963247
whats happening here?

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>>687963196

>something incredibly rare
>expensive
>hydraulic motors

They are neither.

>>687963391
Water flows through small hole, hes trying to get through that hole but got stuck so he basically plugged it and the waters building up could drown

>>687963475
Have you literally ever seen one in your entire life?

Even the cheapest and most basic ones cost hundreds of dollars.

>>687962680
>crack

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>>687962867
I wish the webm had the captions

>>687963005
nooooo

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>>687963579
>>687963247
did he died?

>>687962862
Is it supposed to move this much?

>>687963319
story?

>>687963596
>literally
LIKE LITERALLY BECKY

>>687962464
wow! Who's that grill?

>>687962474
>filename
faggot

>>687963964
Ah, has it in the title.

>>687963964
stacy carr

>>687962298
That is actually porn.

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>>687963596

>Have you literally ever seen one in your entire life?

Yes. I had hydraulics at University.

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1/6

>>687962528
lol nice

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>>687964253
3/6

>>687962680
>non porn webm

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>>687964385
4/6

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>>687963319

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>>687964452
5/6

>>687964359
What the what is that !

>>687962680
>granny
My bet is she's only 23 and just drug-fucked

>>687964197
What gamei s this?

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>>687964541
6/6

>>687963888
no

>>687962298
Anyone who uses an autotuner like this is a fucking loser and a disgrace to guitarists everywhere.

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>>687964452

Who could have seen that coming?

>>687963888
Checked
If it didn't it'd get fucked up instantly

>>687964688
Damn useful if you use many different tunings. I'd rather pay 150€ for this instead of having 5 different guitars for different tunings.

>>687964253
the dude is like "oww the tree fell on me... thats too bad"

>>687964688
Im sure it's more of a novelty
I'd love to have something like that just to watch it operate

>>687964907
Because having other guitar with other tuning is worthless... Pleb

>>687962474
"webm"

>>687962464
>>687962518
"non-porn"
...okay not really complaining.

>>687964176
you're still wrong though, they are small electric stepping motors. why the fuck you are arguing is baffling

>>687963939

Kid was eating these seed things on the train and kept throwing the shells on the ground. People kept telling him to stop, he didn't and told them to fuck off.

Some dude had enough and decided to bash his head with a hammer.

0 to 100 real quick

>>687964174
What ever your into faggot

>>687965093
You can't be this retarded. Stop posting.

>>687963939
You stupid fuck

>>687962464
name?

>>687964452
did he die?

>>687964688
I agree if they arent able to manually tune, thatd be pathetic

But if you can manually tune just fine but want it for convenience, why not?

>>687963888
yes

>>687965488
I can't tune by ear and need help for the first string, am I a degenerate?

>>687964176
>trying to act cultured calling it "university"
you went to fuckin welding school you dip

>>687965641
nope, just learning

>>687962680
awesome until the end

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>>687964688

Mate I would pay good money for something like this - continually changing microtonal tunings would be hella cool.

>>687964636
Star Wars Jedi Academy

>>687965444
cabin is still intact so unless he was hit by a rock then no

>>687963319
is he autistic

>>687964176
I'm a machinist and we build stuff with hydraulic motors.
You are a retard if you think a guitar has six of these, a pump, a motor, a reservoir, and a battery.

>>687964706

That's in The Hague, The Netherlands. Not Portland.

>>687964688
>confirmed for never having professionally recorded an album

Or are you actually telling me you have so much pride that you prefer having to tune 100% perfect after every single take instead of just pushing a button and continuing instantly

>>687966103
It's boiling water cunt

>>687963781
I seem to have misplaced my chromosomes

>>687966103
context?

>>687965496
I don't even know what to think

>>687966139
Out of curiosity, what are hydraulic motors actually used in? I've never seen one before.
I'm guessing they get higher torque than electric motors or something?

>>687963319
Holy fuck was that a samurai?

>>687966239
setting:cafeteria
time: lunchtime

>>687964197

> filename is not ThisKillsTheKid.webm

>>687966265
it was a Judge you idiot

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>>687963319
damn whatever country that is has some brutal transit cops

>>687966284
why did he do it dumb fuck

>>687963319
Fuck me Japan is weird

>>687966257
Look under the hood in your car. Most modern ones have a power steering pump. Power on demand. High torque applications.

>>687962528
TASMANIA REPRESENT!!
FUCK YES

>>687966362
japan. and it's a vigilante, not a cop. and it was staged. fake hammer, fake blood.

>>687964427
kek

>>687966257
Manufacturing
Also KTM'S 2 wheel drive super bike

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>>687966341

>>687963781
Sauce?

>>687966265

>>687965641
no, very very few people have perfect pitch. I've never met someone irl who has it.

I've met dozens of people who claim they have it though, and its hilarious to hear them go on about it, then to plug them into a tuner.

You would already know if you had perfect pitch, a long time ago, and the people around you would have noticed it too.

>>687965730
>I lie on the internet

but why though?

>>687966365
because he hates you you degenate piece of shit

>>687964706
>>687966141
this guy is right

and he was arrested 5 minutes later

>>687966103
half a hotdog

>>687966666
checked

>>687966666
Take it easy there, ultrasatan

>>687966616
what

>>687962298
i thought that was a bad dragon dildo

i watch too much porn

>>687966666
nice repeating numbers

>>687966616
Most people don't even realize you need a fixed-tuning instrument like a piano or some software to get the first string right. Otherwise your guitar is off-tune on every string.

>>687966666
>degenate
RETARD ALERT
What a fucking waste..........

>>687966416
Oh yeah, now I feel like an idiot.
I've never touched the power steering in my car, and I guess somehow I never linked "hydraulic power steering" to "hydraulic motor" in my mind.

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>>687966833

FUCK me too

>>687963005
And now the question, how the fuck do you ever get out?

>>687962735
I need this knife in my life.

>>687963888
iT LOOKS LIKE THEY GOT CAUGHT IN A STORM DURING A TOW. THE TUG CUT THE TOW WIRE AND THEY ARE JUST WATCHING IT RIDE OUT THE STORM.

THEY ARE FIMING IT FROM THE TUG, THAT HANDRAIL IN THE CORNER OF THE VIDEO

>>687962680
she's only 35 though

>>687962862
Imagine working on one of these for an extended period of time 6 months - a year. And then get back home. Fuck that must be weird.

>>687962950
so true...

>>687965496
Sauce please.

>>687967232
STOP SHOUTING

>>687966491
at least, not japan.

>>687966157
>Confirmed being a fag.

You make it sound as if that's a common thing, what are you even talking about, no professional band will ever use anything like this, this kind of shit is never as accurate as is necessary for professional recordings.

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>>687967232
THANK YOU VERY MUCH SIR, I LEARNED SOMETHING TODAY

>>687963781
when the drug kicks in before you attain the party...

>>687962528
Confirmed fake. Sorry man.

>>687964176
>didn't change gloves between the 2
enjoy the aids !

>>687963319
>>687963939

This is staged. There are photos of both guys when they are smiling and hugging with "blood" running before they did it for real on the train. Some kind of art or social experiment.

>>687967692
>never as accurate
>I'm making up things as if I'm a politician

What's next? You making up number for it too?
You wouldn't be able to tune the first string without outside help of a tuning instrument, this is doing the rest for you too.

You don't need it, you can go without, but there's not really a reason to not get one apart from money, priorities and being an elitist..

>>687967156
Through the hole.

>>687963247
Why would someone do this as a hobby?

>>687964359
What the fuck does he do when it rains?

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>>687967692

Weighing it at this point.

I can see how this would be incredibly useful for the right musician. Yes, from a purist's point of view it's a bit of a cop out, but there'll always be purists. It's those who take new technology and adapt who really succeed.

Think of the age we'd live in if we constantly stuck with old technology due to pride. This guitar tool could inspire musicians to create new sounds, chords and songs, due to ease of access. Just like the invention of the synthesizer changed the course of modern music due to its ability to create new interesting sounds, and the artists ability to adapt to it.

>>687966157
Dude. Tuners "perfect" tuning does not allways sound perfect. I quite often tune high strings few cents above tone. Depends on backgroud, but "perfect" tuning sometimes just sounds bit off.

>Source - pro musician.

>>687964253
He must've gone to the Prometheus School of Running Away From Things

>>687968047
no fucking shit you dumb faggot

>>687968225
for there is but one hole
the great bungholio

>>687963319
That's right. I bet he will behave better next time.

>>687968329
>"perfect" tuning sometimes just sounds bit off
not who you were responding to, but is that why they make those fucked up fret boards with wiggly frets?

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There are no musicians in this thread.

>>687968329
>physics is different for me, i'm special

>>687968606
So, what's your definition of a musician?

>>687968606
>le so fanny and randumb webm xdxd
kill yourself

>>687963101
"Don't you worry, soon we'll have your car purrin' like a kitten"

>>687968606
There are, for example me

>>687963767
>>687963391
I don't think he died. this is from "lost johns cave" in lancashire england. full video at https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hS_aMAlAaeU

>>687963101
Cat in suspension

>>687963767
Yes. And he knew it. The operators knew it.
You were watching a doomed man.

>>687963247
HE LIVED. He went back out the way he came.

>>687966070
he probably is now

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>>687966666
SATAN HAS SPOKEN

>>687966550
kek

>>687963767
Nope, he lived. Sometimes natural selection fails us.

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>>687966239
New Zealand. Dude was pissed the other dude took half a hotdog from the staff lunch fridge. It's boiling water.

>>687968821
>>687968808
>>687968763

I've been playing guitar for 14 years. I'm not a musician, because only faggots call themselves 'musicians'. None of you have had a 'successful' band, none of you have ever moved a million copies, and by extension have never 'touched lives with your art'. By any measure that you've aspired to, you are a failure. Any dildo can buy studio time. I've known plenty of shitty dickheads who recorded an E.P. and had stickers printed up.

Kill yourselves.

>>687967600
Looks like Rock Bitch

>>687962464
0/10 would NOT fuck.

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>>687962735

>>687966239
guy gets mad a colleague for stealing half of his girlfriends hotdog and throws boiling water on his head

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-3535299/Shocking-moment-man-pours-bucket-boiling-water-colleague-s-head-stealing-half-girlfriend-s-hot-dog.html

>>687969278

>only faggots call themselves 'musicians'
Allrighty then.

>>687968872
holy fuck that was terrifying
although i can see how it would be fun..as long as you could get out

>>687969173
SATAN DEMANDS MORE NUDES

>>687962298
>non-porn
>posts straight up porn

Dammit OP

>>687969226
how is that funny

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>>687969649

>>687963888
>>687964683
Yes it is, In weather like that.

>>687963101
reversed

>>687969258
she cute

>>687969251
i've killed men for less

>>687969572
What is that?

>>687969258
BIG JOHN'S SPEEDWASH
FASTEST WASH OF YOUR LIFE OR YOUR MONEy BACK