indian

> /s

the sound of the massive balls op is gargling

>>687961925
scottish english accent !

british accent only sounds good on women, the men sound like faglords.

>>687962170
True this

poorchageesh

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>>687962170
Scottish accent sounds badass on Men and Women.

>>687962038
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>>687962433
This. This is the best accent. Gutter welsh.

>>687961925
Danish

>>687961925
which british accent?

because listening to a scouser is like nails on a chalkboard

>>687962937
This
Also south west england master race

I like the british accent where they sound like they have a speech impediment and cant pronounce r sounds. Like Michael Cain. Its funny.

>>687962937
London English, whatever the fuck that . Like Emma Watson english

>>687963080
>south west
aye aye captain

aussie accent ftw
also slav, russian, polish, Ukrainian and shit

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Australia, mate.

Bill Grylles.
Kangaroos.
Badassery

balkan english accent

puts british shitenglish to shame, although pretty much anything does already

>>687963162
Yeah I supposed the Toff accent isn't too bad especially on women.

>>687961925
>tfw you sound like this
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Cu4fiRFhC-4

>>687961925
Which county?
There is no such thing as British English. It's made of various dialects that are all different.

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>>687963162
>London English
oi bruv you sayin dat lund'n accent is proppa sexy n that yeah? fuckin righ' ma'e show us ya fanny

the term you're looking for is received pronunciation

>>687962817
wyllgyglyldlldlylldyl

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>>687961925
Anglos pls go

>>687963374
there so many accents as well

where i live even the next town has a totally different accent

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>>687961925
Anglos cause problems, they are nothing good

>>687963546
are you that turkroach from /pol/?

>>687963607
I believe the Swedes suffer from Muslims not Anglos bruh

>>687961925
\thread

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>>687961925
>Italian

Men sound better with an Aussie accent. Women with high class British accents make me weak at the knees though...

Starvin Marvin
Clik cklik vlik

>>687963080
This.

>>687961925
There's not one single English accent.

>>687961925
English guy here.
This guy is our icon.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RO4F5B2vW_0

>>687963577
Which actually amazes me. Britain is smaller than Victora, Australia's second smallest state, but has a fuck ton of accents. Whereas Australia, which is big as fuck, only has one. Weird.

>>687961925
So which "british" english accent we talking about? RP, cockney, cornish, which one?

>>687961925
What are your thoughts on the New Zealand accent? I have a mix of New Zealand and RP

South london cockney accent kicks all the Others heads in

>It is impossible for an Englishman to open his mouth without making some other Englishman hate or despise him

>>687964165
New Zealand accents are what I imagine an inbred Australian might sound like

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>>687963664
BEADY ANGLO detected
>>687963745
Aryans need to unite to destroy the ANGLO problem

>>687964293
yep it's the turkroach who thinks he's german

>>687964192
True, because I despise Mancs, Geordies, Scousers, and Glaswegians

>>687963923
Most people mean RP/estuary when they say english

>>687961925
New Yorkish accent

>>687964436
Absolutely disgusting

The first time i agree with op

>>687963080
>>687963162
you fucking what you southern fairies, I'll shank your fucking Nan outside Tescos.

>>687961925
>Scottish
>Indian
>Guatemalan
>Australian

Not necessarily in that order.

>>687964513
Tescos=Texas?

>>687963869
everyone says I sound like him, fuckin dick eds

>>687963080
Learn to pronounce a's you cornish bastard

>>687964491
faggot off yourself along with your disgusting kind

>>687964513
I bet you would so you could use her carrier bags for wall insulation you vile thieving cunt.

>>687964383
same here but i hate, southerners, scousers, jocks and yonners

>>687962038
[DESIGNATION INTENSIFIES]

>>687964613
No Tescos is a supermarket like Safeways

When I was young, I seriously thought that all British people were gay.

>>687961925
Swedish

>>687964650
Not from Cornwall m8, i'm from Somerset

>>687964765
Quiet goofy

i remember getting into an argument with a yank who insisted i was irish. i had to remind her that not every english person speaks like the queen

>>687964743
Ok, I see.

Safeways in the U.S. are always in very, very, very, very niggery or white trash parts of town but I'm sure it's not that way over there?

>>687964685
Well you'll hate me then

>>687961925
Like Cockney?

>>687965047
i hate my next door neighbours so nobody else really has a chance of being liked from me

>>687964986
>>687964613
America doesn't have Tescos?
>>687965080
Like RP

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Russian english ITT, bugaga

>>687965158
Fair enough m8
Nothing quite like having a negative disposition towards almost everyone is there?

>>687965080
no such thing as cockney now

they all moved to essex

niggertongue

>British Accent

Which one?

>>687964759

It's true though.

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>>687965336
>essex

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>>687965336
If you say so.

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>>687962062
Ma man

>>687965724
This

>>687965748
londoners now have a nigger twang to their accents

>>687962062
That's an oxymoron you thundercuck

>>687965199
No, sir. Our grocery stores are mostly localized by regions/states but we have about 6-8 chains.

No Tescos, though.

>>687962817
She's not even welsh you absolute tool

their accent sucks. they hardly enunciate. it's a broken form of speech and sucks really hard.

"american" english is very different. as a native russian speaker from an early age, i understand why it's basically impossible for some actors to fake it; there are tongue moves that they just can't do because they haven't developed the muscles for it. then, i realized that the british accent compared to the american accent in speaking english is VERY pinched and requires a TON more muscle work. we sound all laid back and relaxed and we enunciate far more and we speak slower so we might sound like slow, deliberate drunks when we speak but they speak like gimpy barely trying mush-mouths.

it's sad that all these brown people learn their style and it's even more rigid and awful when they do it.

>>687966003
Do you have a problem with oxymorons you pussy-eating faggot?

>>687963080
Westcountry is best country.

I'm welsh and I don't really have a clue on how my accent seems to non welsh people.
Probably ugly as fuck, but whenever I went to Greece and Spain the English birds loved it for whatever reason

fucking manc

>>687966170
agreed

>>687966293
depends on which part of wales

my cousins boyfriend is a gog but he doesn't sound welsh at all

>>687965995
A,lot of the kids do, they soon grow out of that when they get out into the real world, people start taking the piss put of them so they revert back to cockney or no one takes them seriously

>>687966461
South wales, from the rougher areas.
I wouldn't say it's as strong as some people's around here but it's definitely noticable and people call me out on it when playing games lmao

>>687966434
Every cunt with sense knows it's true to - people do fuck all but whine about "locals" and "bumpkins" and then flock here in their thousands at the first sign of sunshine, because they know we have the best patch.

Oh, and for 2 Cornetto's and a 99 Flake? That'll be £19, you London-loving cunt.

>>687963918
there's a pretty big difference between south australian and northern queensland accents though...

>>687961925
cockny for life u cunts. if u say aginst me i chiv u blokes

i only like scouse accents on women because it makes them sound dirty and they most likely are

>>687963796
eyyy its fokin louie fok ota here go get tha fokin pizza numnuts

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>>687962038
Helloingsss we be Indiainngss, you looking for the technical supportingss?

>>687967728
"Gu divning, manem iss Rajeet, annam colling todee abaht your coll pak'ej... Iss nao e gu tahm?

>>687961925
Which one you cuck because you seem to forget Liverpool exists

>>687963080
Southerners are all inbred muslim fuckers.

Cockney

>>687967948
*Phone down*

>>687963479
Not Zozzed this hard in a long time

>>687968100
>The North
Not even once

>>687964759
Sorry to let you down. Faggot.

>>687968100
Says the man who's never been further south than Laaaaandan - once you get past Bristol, it's like the fucking 50's down here, darkie-wise, you ignorant northern cunt.

Shouldn't you be in a betting shop by now, or are you behind on beating your wife and fucking your kids?

Scottish -Welsh man who grew up in Liverpool accent

>>687962817
It's Northern English. They're a bunch of savages.

>>687968229
Thanking you for your time anyways, I apologise if I called you while you were in a designated shitting street.

>>687961925
Russian

>>687968446
Lost

Russian

>>687968461
Also Hampshire accent best accent

>>687968461
This

>>687968612
Fucker got to it first

>>687968612
>>687968626
Hivemind

>ITT the best accent is the accent i have

>>687968706
Yeah no shit Osmium

>>687962534
No such thing as scottish women. Their voices turn them into men theyre that deep, aye laddie.

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Stoke - all right duck? Fancy an oatcake? Happy days.

Northern german. Sounds exactly like british, just without the th.

I love it.

>>687963918
population densities mate

who is barm cake master race here?

>>687963302
I agree. I once got hammered in Vegas, hopped in an elevator, overheard two Australian guys talking and I just gushed to them how much I love their accents. I'm a straight guy. They laughed and appreciated it and were overall very nice. They didn't get the least bit upset when a drunk guy interrupted their conversation. Cool dudes.

>>687962062
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=han3AfjH210

African Warlord English sounds a lot better than British English you limey lobsterback cunt.

>>687968461
>>687968648
you fucking what? I'll skin you alive and burn you in a giant wicker man to ensure a good harvest, fucking pole smokers.

>>687968976
Please good sir, take your brown sauce and bacon bap eating ass to the back of the theatre.

>>687969185
daddies>hp

>>687969083
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bhOGV3Qo9sU

>>687965724
>>687965988
As a northerner living in essex for uni, they're all massive fairies with fake tan. I'm lucky this uni is full of immigrants and foreign students, they're much better than the average "essex lad"

>>687969185
but some gravy on your chip for fucks sake

Britain has a different accent in every town though
Farmer accent master race reporting in

>>687969305
put as well

>>687961925
Norway accent in english

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>>687969247
Sorry I think you'll find you have that the wrong way around.

>>687961925
californian
every actor has to be able to sound californian if he wants to act
plus thanks to our movies tv it is what people are used to hearing

>accent
>British English
Have you ever visited UK. Do you know how many different accents are used here?

>>687969423
nah m8

daddies is perfect for a meat and potato pie

>>687969518
>Shilling intensifies

>>687962059
/thread

>>687969305
In Brum they say everything backwards, so it's "can I have some chips on me gravy with some vinegar and salt?"

>>687969579
Nah Hp's everytime, with a wrights pie.

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>>687968461
>rather be a savage than live in the caliph of London

Southern England is just kebabs and pedo rings anyway, even both at once

>>687969765
>not a hollands pie
disgusting

>>687968446
>>687968461

>Shouldn't you be in a betting shop by now, or are you behind on beating your wife and fucking your kids?

Southern cunts right there mate. As a notherner I wouldn't go so low as to call you all londoners. That would be worse than being called inbred. Imagine having a steal every bike or water bottle you saw, it's horrid, good chap.

Everyone agrees, South is best for jobs, and stuff to do because you're usually a pretentious prick (not ofc though) whilst the North is best for nice (although not intelligent) company and cheap lager

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>>687961925
I'm sorry, I can't let this go.

"British" includes English, Welsh, Scottish, Manx, and maybe Northern Irish although that would usually be called "United Kingdom." Hebrides, Orkneys, and channel islands. And just to take England by itself, you've got Received Pronunciation / "home counties," you've got your posh "fraffly" airs, regions like Newcastle northern and Geordie, Brummies, scouser (Liverpool), Cornish, Yorkshire, of course cockney, your black / Jamaican / chav dialects, and those are just very broad strokes, it goes on and on. This is not to even mention Welsh, Gaelic, and a few other wildly different languages that are nothing but British. For christs sakes, "British accent" is meaningless. The very LEAST you could have done is a wiki search you lazy fuck.


- an amerifat

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>>687969916
Nice try but I don't live in London. 0.5% Muslim where I live.

>>687969916
>cheap lager

I can see the appeal, but we have a magical type of lager that literally grows on trees - You're on the money with the high number of ponces, but we have a lot of art colleges and such so... Ponces? Yes. Fuckloads of 19year-old snatch every year, drinking and swimming a the beach? Also yes.
Swings and roundabouts, eh?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NmQSzcozsLw

orite lads

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>>687961925
How about an Irish or Scottish brogue?

>>687970339
fuck off bog trotter.

>>687970339
hands down, my two favourite accents

>>687970187
There are hardly any sandmen where I live either, and if you didn't know already we always refer to London because that's all that you get told about in the media.

>>687961925
Harlem jive, nigga.

Best fucking accent. Period.

>>687970285
hold tight mad mc xtc wikiddd

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GppBk624SCA

>>687970339
as long as it not northern irish because they sound like the most miserable fuckers about