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g/fur
>My smut is better than your smut edition
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>>687952585
Still how can I KNOW none of the ranch slipped too deep inside for me to retrieve?
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>>687952034
Jumping in to say,
went from the "slack cycle" to working 32 hours. Not 5 days a week but still extremely different.

Disposable income changed me. I can get what I want when I want. I still do the same stuff I used to, just less.

Some days I wish I could go back but know I'd be put under a lot of pressure to rejob ASAP and unfortunately would. That's the thing about growin' up. Gotta do shit.

Unless you're on unemployment and/or disability.
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>>687952665

how can you say it's my fault that you let slip this hypothetical ranch
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>>687952845
You described yourself as having "grand" control, so really none of it should be my responsibility at all, o anal wizard.
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>>687952585
I am worth nothing to myself, so I help others to convince myself I am instead worth something to someone else.
Thus I have reason for being.
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>>687952156
I just meant I'd like to live my life to old age. Not that people don't want to be a hero in situations like that.
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>>687953017
I'm terrified of getting old.
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>>687952977

yea, grand control to keep your pizza out of my ass, even though your bestial, unrefined mastication lets loose all food material

>>687952992

you gotta learn how to live for yourself
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>>687953139
I do eat ass like a monster.

>>687952992
What the fuck is it like to have that little ego?
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>>687953070
It's ok, so am I. Just would rather get old than get dead.
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>>687953345
Only one is inevitable.
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>>687953222
I expect you to prove that statement by rimming me.
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>>687953399
Both are possible. I like chances.
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>>687953139
I mean there is really no reason to.
I have no hobbies.
Nothing I like at this point will ever be achievable because I either lost or threw away the opportunity to make it possible.
I have literally no reason to wake up other than the fact that my body forces me to sometimes.
I have been relying solely on talent to get me this far in my education, and I expect to fall off within the following semesters.
No passion for math and sciences rather.
The only reason why I show interest is because I know I can do it.

>>687953222
I boost it usually by bragging about my academic performance or showing off, gpa aside.
Rip.
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>>687953474
If you think death isn't inevitable your last words are going to be either very defiant or very disappointed.

>>687953453
Sure thing amigo.

>>687953630
I'm not sure if it's more pathetic that you do that to begin with or that you're aware of it and continue.
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I bet gay sex feels so good
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>>687953737
I do not do it intentionally, but I am conscious of it.
I do not make it as obvious as it sounds, though.
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>Death is inevitable...


>Better do it sooner than later!
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>>687953630

most of that's untrue lol

anyway night u 2
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>>687953930
Guess I am off too.
Night.
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>>687953741
It might be because I'm introverted bordering on misanthropic but outside of the psychosomatic properties of it gay sex isn't that much better than just jerking off or riding a dildo.

>>687953867
I used to do that. Except I was always so lazy that I had shit grades so I could only brag about my test scores. It is pointless, though; I've realized that I'm smarter than everyone I talk to whether or not I slobber all over a scantron test or actually take it properly.

That's what you need, ENDURING ego.

>>687953901
Old age and death are both undesirable.

One of the two things can be avoided.

See the logic now?
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>>687953737
Lol I'm not saying "I won't die", I just hope when I do it'll be when I'm old as shit.
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>>687954023
Some people don't mind the thought. You can live happily into your 80's-90's as long as you take care of yourself.
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>>687954033
But... you don't want to get old, do you? I don't see the point of living a marginally longer life if the end of it is past the point of even an approximant of your full capacities. If I could live forever I might take the tradeoff but why live through the valley of life that is old age?
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>>687954023
This is how normal people feel about it. >>687954033
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>>687954158
I don't have a hard and fast point on when I want my life to end. I just plan to choose the point at which it does.

>>687954199
This is a weird place to use "normal" as an expression of approval.
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>sun is coming up
>i haven't slept yet
I don't like this
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>>687954199
:D
Yay I'm (marginally) normal
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>>687954279
>Implying I approve of normality
>Implying I even agree with him
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>>687954291
That is my default state. I love sleeping through daylight.

>>687954366
Then what's your point?
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>>687954399
I've never stayed up past 4. This is scary
I don't like this
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I agree with this statement and I've been working 7 in the morning for the past 11 months
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>>687954459
*til 7
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Present your butts
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>>687954399
My point is you're not normal.
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>>687954455
I woke up at 8 PM today. This is how I love to exist, waking from sunset until sunrise and sleeping until it's dark again. I think I'm allergic to sunlight.

>>687954554
hi nibbles

>>687954590
No doubt.
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>>687954611
Hay gay
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>>687954611
I can't get away with that shit in this house
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>>687954722
What do you mean? I work on weekdays and I still revert to it whenever I've got any time off.

>>687954711
how're you doing
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>>687954852
my mom complains when I sleep in till 2
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>>687954904
Oh right, some of you don't have disturbingly egalitarian relationships with your parents.
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>>687954852
Im bored
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>>687954975
my relationship with my dad leans more toward that

my mom's kind of a prick
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>>687955074
My dad is irrelevant. I have never done anything my mom has wanted me to do unless she has convinced me through argument that it is worth doing. My brother has never done anything my mom has wanted him to do unless he already wanted to do it.

>>687955038
Take a furry picture, magnify it a bunch and hump your computer screen.
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>>687955203
what a happy household that sounds like
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>>687955296
Oh it's amazing. My brother and I grew up with literally no respect for or even acknowledgment of authority.
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>>687955203
Nah dude, I already fapped.
After a week that was relieving.
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>>687953345
>>687954549
>ywn be forced to worship horse cocks while being bred by dog cocks
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>>687952599
>My smut is better than your smut edition
MY SMUT IS MUCH BETTER THAN YOURS
MY SMUT CAN WALK RIGHT THROUGH THE DOOR
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>>687955447
>mfw I dunno what ywn means
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>>687955376
Oh I thought you were stopping entirely. Limiting it to only ever so often is probably healthy actually.

>>687955481
Porn shouldn't be locomoting that's probably bad.
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>>687955357
and then you grew up to hang out in gay animal sex threads on the internet

what does the future hold
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>>687955620
WITH A FEELING SO PURE
IT'S GOT YOU SCREAMING OUT FOR MORE

sup?
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>>687955637
Which I'd consider to be a black mark on my upbringing except that the backgrounds of my fellow posters aren't necessarily similar.

>>687955715
I'm hungry. I was hungry hours ago but I didn't get up to get food because I've made myself too comfortable.
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>>687955620
My libido is extremely high, I could not outright stop.
I already feel like jerking it again.
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wheat thins>triscuits
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>>687955833
i've always sort of had that thought
you put it in words
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>>687955865
I regularly want to go again after I've just done but don't have much desire after a few days without.

>>687955879
Pistols at dawn you fucking PLEBEIAN.

>>687955898
I have the best words.

- god emperor
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>>687955833
This is how it ends
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>>687955948
It bothers me like every two hours. I just use anger as a surrogate outlet.
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>>687956018
Slumped into a comfortable chair with my legs up on an end table covered in a blanket? Is this how I die, nef? Not from valor or idiocy overwhelming, but because I just can't be bothered? What pestilence could fell a healthy specimen such as myself save for sheer idleness, the hands of which are the devil's workshop and the products of which are his greatest weapons. I have undone myself.

>>687956143
Wow, that explains a shitton about you.
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>>687955948
Get your rodent feed outta here. I'd eat cardboard w/ seasoning before I take another bite of that God forsaken "food"
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>>687956240
This cannot be settled with words. One of us shall not be waking up come the next sun.
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Puppers come back :(

>>687956302
Then go to bed earlier tonight
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>>687956188
You die of crippling comfort

By the time the hunger pangs and dehydration become painful and uncomfortable enough to outweigh the warm, comfy chair/blanket combo, you'll be too weak to get up.

I have a horrible ear infection and fixed my mums computer. My brother might be moving in with me later in the year
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>>687956188
Okay?
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>>687956400
No, I need to shoot you first.

>>687956451
What an ignoble passing.

I can't imagine your brother moving in is something you're looking forward to but I could be wrong.

>>687956501
Just explains the rather frequent rage.
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>>687956559
With your gun you wish you had
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>>687956559
Mixed feelings. He's alright, but that's in small doses. I have the unpleasant idea that constant exposure may prove to be grating.
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>>687956710
Say what?

>>687956780
I find constant exposure to almost anyone unholy, but I'm generally introverted to begin with.
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>>687956559
k
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>>687956832
You wouldn't shoot an unarmed civilian. I dindu nuffin
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>>687956832
There are a small handful of people I can deal with all the time. They pretty much consist of the wench and spawn
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>>687957015
I wouldn't if you're white.

>>687957035
Don't you suppose that's out of necessity though
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>>687957015
WE
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>>687957142
WUZ
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KANGS
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>>687957185
KANGZ
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>>687957225
>>687957229
SHEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEIT
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>>687957076
Well I'm sure there's another few but I've never experienced constant exposure to them, so I wouldn't know
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the fuck
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demos go to work
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>>687957296
*Raps in Ebonics*
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GO TO BED
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>>687957329
I can barely abide constant exposure to my favorite people in the world.

>>687957345
Racist memes god do you even white supremacist

>>687957397
hol up is you be saying
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no demo zone
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I CANT
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>>687957076
>Be white male
>6'1"
So many privledges
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well that is alarming
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>>687957460
Then I'd only shoot you if you did something dastardly like forced yourself on me.

Or I might not.
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>>687957426
That's because you're not a social butterfly like me.

I force myself to interact with people so I can avoid becoming a misanthropic weirdo hermit
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well i'll be on track for tonight now
if i stay awake throughout the day
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>>687957426
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