To a crab, fish are like birds.
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To a crab, fish are like birds.
>>687952309
holy shit
>>687952309
To me you're a faggot
>>687952309
WISDOM
But what are birds to crabs
>>687952309
What the fuck
>>687952309
Can't argue with that.
>>687952309
Also to the same crab, fish are like fish and birds are like birds
>>687952602
Aliens
I won't fall for your tomfoolery again, crab.
>>687952309
>whales are blimps
>octopuses are like slinderman
>anglerfish are like ufos
>Divers are like aliens
>>687952309
That crab iz died. It dgaf anon
To a crab, horseshoe crabs are like niggers
>>687952868
>Divers are like aliens
>Anglerfish are like ufo's
Does that mean divers crawl inside the anglerfish?
>/thread
>>687952868
Lobster are like dogs, shrimp are like cats. Mantis shrimp are like wolves
Barnacles are like fedora
>>687953342
Is that a blowjob or anal
>>687953422
I guess crabs are the Ayy Lmao's
>>687953190
>That's how deepsea divers see
>>687953656
>Stick this on your head
What do you think it smells like
So what are crabs to fish.
>>687953993
Like a dirty foot and a rotten piece of fruit, mixed with salt water in your lungs.
>>687954246
Cats
>>687952309
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>>687954269
Stop it Anon your making me wet
>>687954246
Business owners. Particularly fastfood restaurants
who are the women of the sea
>>687952309
WHOA
>>687952602
fishes
>>687955173
>>687954786
>File names
Heh
>>687955460
Crabs are the flying squirrels of the sea
>>687955460
human in skydiving suit / glider / basejumping
>crabs don't swim as efficient as the fishes
look at this and stop being blown away about stuff you haven't even looked into far enough yourself, crabs can swim.
>>687953422
>>687953422
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>>687955939
That's not swimming that's falling
>>687952309
my brain is fucked up
>>687955720
do you see this crab wearing any sort of device that isn't it's own natural capability to swim?
starfishes are like humans of the sea. Dumb and can't move much.
>>687956322
But you can't see it's ass propeller.
>>687956445
Starfish are the downies of the sea
>can swim
>can
>swim
Crabs are spider mermaids.
>>687957482
Nah
>>687956803
But aren't humans downies of the land?
