sodium something chloride, used to clean rings or some shit. Look it up

helium

>>687951259
Sodium will just melt your body inside, starting from the tongue. You will feel all the pain and absolutely won't die, you will just become an handicapped persone with melted interiors

Jump of a high building, you'll be dead before you will even realise the pain (unless you go full retard and survive)

By cutting your rists and blacking your eyes

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>>687951610
How high do ensure death?

>>687951610
>>687951738
This, not a lot of tall buildings around me

>>687951195
be black and walk past the police station

>>687951610
> unless you go full retard and survive
Kek

>>687951738
Land on your face.
Also, make sure it's a skyscraper or something as tall as that.

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Get two bags of charcoal, light coals in barbeque, get CO from coals from tube into a room or car, profit?

Don't.

>>687951945
How do I get roof access to a skyscraper? Would anything help me get over not jumping?

Make sure to enjoy the view on the way down. Then you'll see how beautiful the world is, and you will regret jumping. But you'd be too late /b/ro.

>>687952045
Gee thanks for the advice now I won't kill myself

>>687952149
Not OP but I have seen many views all over the world and now I'm getting ect next Monday

>>687952045
Pretty neat suicide hotline specalist right there :)

>>687952139
You don't need to be all the way at the top if it's a skyscraper, bro

>>687952045
well golly gee mister, you sure convinced me

>>687952177
Checked

Anthrax.

>>687952257
I will look around my city to see how high I can get. Thanks anon if you ever come around MN make sure to call alluh lifehacks

>>687952139
No need for roof access, jump through the highest window you can get to. Bring something to shatter the glass and make sure the windows are breakable before you go full retard on them.

Not OP but I can't handle heights at all. I get paralyzed at even the thought of high places. Any other painless method?

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>>687952422
No need to go back to the psych ward haha

If u use a gun, you will be dead before you can hear the bang.

>>687951195
do you have a car?
if so, tube from exhaust into carwindow, ducktape and start the car

>>687952453
Fentyl off dnms or in person is the best way to go and really easy to od on

>>687952570
What if there is a catalytic converter?

>>687951195
Hmmmmm I wonder if that noose would work

take a shower and cut femoral artery, its best option and relaxing one :)

>>687952568
will .22 work?

>>687951673
>Rists

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>>687952453
I'm very afraid of heights, but I feel like I'd just fall over the edge no problem. No hesitation

>>687952650
>catalytic converter
>converts toxic gases and pollutants in exhaust gas to less toxic

you will still die

depends if you're a jimbitch or not

>>687952814
to me it's more of a mind vs matter issue. I can want to move near ledge's high areas all I want, my legs won't respond to me no matter how much I want it. It's actually really fucking annoying sometimes

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>>687952453
Honestly, this is the best one. Also, let me just throw this out there. Suicide is last resort, make sure you don't have another choice before killing yourself.

>>687953046
Yeah, it's not that bad for me, everybody's situation is different I guess

>>687951195
stay on /b/ for a week , the amount of cancer on here nowadays will kill you in 7 days.

if for some reason it fails to kill you then obtain as much gasoline as you can , climb into a trash can , cover yourself in sugar, and then pour gasoline all around you . put lid on trash can and ignite.
win

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I would recommend hanging. I tried to take my life a few weeks ago and I did'nt feel a thing. However my spouse (the fucking bitch) called 911 and now I am in a fucking mental hospital or whatever it is called.

>>687953055
I've looked into the "Helium Exit Bag" method. I can't find pure helium tanks in Australia. All I find are ones with 20% oxygen in them which defeats the purpose of it. That and after looking up how if it isn't done right, massive brain damage can occur

>>687952778

yeah if you shoot yourself 8 times in the head and wait a couple of hours.

>>687953267
Rule 1: Make sure no one is around / won't interrupt you. Interruption can fuck you up mentally and physically depending on the method

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could always lie on the train tracks with your neck on the line
then when the train comes it will slice your head off and crush your body.
a tran goes quick so you probably wouldn't feel it
plus you would delay the trains which would piss loads of people off
failing that suicide by cop would hurt but you would be remembered

>>687953336
A school shooter killed himself with a .22. I've read that it's pretty common, and have never read of a failed attempt thereby. Ever tried it ys?

>>687953274
Pretty sure you need to be retarded to get it wrong. Anyway, you're right you shouldn't do it without pure helium tanks. Maybe they're doing this as a safety measure, to prevent deaths from this method.

wonder if this really is jimbitch

>>687953351
I agree... however I was in shock because of things she did to me and I did'nt think clearly. If I will try suicide again I'definately hang myself somewhere where I am alone.

>>687953484
fuck that i was late once because some cunt jumped in front of my train and we ended up having to take a bus

>>687952778
Maybe. I wouldn't try it with a .22. Fucking rabbits survive that shit half the time.

>>687953484
Have you seen the shit train conductors have to go through when people do this shit? It's mentally scarring to the fucking max. Imagine being powerless to stop a vehicle you're driving from killing someone because they were too fucking selfish to do it themselves. They can't do shit and feel responsible.

For the love of fuck, don't involve other people in your suicide attempts

>>687953484
both of those ways are terrible because you inflict unnecessary pain on others. What about the train driver, or the cop that has to shoot you. If you want to kill yourself fine but don't be a cunt about it

>>687951195
>get a gun
>kill donald trump
>go out in a blaze of glory and be a hero to all americans
>forever remembered as the guy that saved the world

>>687953046
bullshit you are a gutless pussy, sorry ass nigger excuse

here's what you do: nothing.
everything will work out I was in a depressed state for years and years and I tried to take my life by hanging myself and the minute the rope touched my neck I felt instant regret.

it will all work out in the end, I still live with depression but there's just ways I can deal with it. go on a walk, stop eating shit, catch up with your family. just know that this time next year you'll be okay. stay strong anon

>>687953991
This

>>687953707
Fair enough man, just make sure you're 100% certain. If you've got a wife, even if she's a fucking bitch, think about the impact on her and those around you. Not just mentally but financially. Fuck their feelings. Deaths are fucking expensive as shit and can ruin people economically

>>687954018
Eh I'm not gonna refute, I'm a fucking pussy when it comes to heights. It's why I want a painless method for suicide.

>>687953991
this.

>>687951195

>Get drunk
>Keep getting drunk
>Start on high proof
>Keep going....
>eventually you will fall asleep and die

Bonus points for adding and exposure value

>>687954177
Why not heroin (or even morphine)?

>>687953640
Considering the government, I wouldn't be surprised if there were regulations in place to prevent that shit. Just like how methylated spirits have to be diluted to prevent druggos from getting their kicks off it

>>687954305
Considering my living arrangements, drugs would be nearly impossible for me to get. That and I'm a pussy needles and shit as well

>>687951832
Keks

could take a high ammont of co-codamol

not illegal as you can buy it at a pharmacy.
the codeine would get you so high you wouldn't realize the paracetamol is destroying your insides.
so you at least get to die high af

>>687954464
I don't advocate suicide, but morphine citrate tablets and liquid morphine can be obtained off the darknet, I think, and there's always barbiturates and shit that one could find. I think it's not the needle you are afraid but the eternal oblivion, though. heh

>>687953640
he'll get it wrong then, obviously a total tard

>>687952024
This

>>687954609
Oh no it's needles. Just watching that shit on TV or just hearing it just makes me cringe and uncomfortable to no end

>>687952251
But... but that's how it works right? They just need to snap out of their depression and stop thinking about it

If I was to kill myself. I probably use either death cap mushrooms or deadly nightshade. Death caps are pretty easy to find, just cook them up and eat them. However, it kills you in about three days which is a little too long, so i'd say overdosing on deadly nightshade. You'd start tripping and if you had enough you'll die fairly quickly.

>>687954744
Needles don't even hurt. There's only a slight prick that you wouldn't even notice if drunk.

>>687953991
Replace Donald Trump with Hillary Clinton and winrar

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for you bro

>>687954915
I mean you could say the same about heights. It's just an irrational fear that I can't be fucked trying to overcome

>>687953991
you spelt Hilary Clinton wrong

>>687954915
maybe another option is anally inserting said drug mix.
bypass the liver as it is all absorbed by the intestines.
plus it makes it stronger apparently

>>687954979
2deep4me

>>687953888
>>687953910
You guys are fucking retarded. More than half of the "mentally scarred" train conductors really don't give a shit. Train companies guarantee time off to their conductors when they run over civs. Time off to get counseling. If a conductor wants to take advantage of the paid time off they need to be "scarred". It's almost like a notch in the belt in some circles.

Yeah, some conductors really do have issues after train suicide. But in reality most of them don't give a shit and want a vacation. In that sense killing yourself by train is doing the conductor a favor (and creating work for cleaning crews).

One of my friends is a conductor and we've discussed this shit in the past.

>>687952177
>>687952251
>>687952260
Fucking kek

>>687951195
if you don't want to fail like a faggot you really are then jump from some height
that's almost only guaranteed way

>>687954962
>>687955009

definitely agree

>>687954464
You don't need to inject it

>>687955148
True, conductor here can confirm. Just do it in front of a freight train so you don't delay people

>>687953991
Why aren't you being a fucking assassin of scumbags OP? THIS

>>687953274
Fucken hell cunt buy some good gear get so fucked you want to live wait for the come down and then kill yourself also give me your money b4 you go k thanks

go to a black neighborhood and shout nigger as loud as possible while wearing kkk robes

>>687955787
or just go to a black neighborhood?

>>687956009
yeah fair point

>>687955009
She doesn't deserve to be spelled right

>>687951610
This, if I ever wanted to kill myself I would definitely go for that. If you jumped from high enough it's quick, painless and you have a nice last flight.
>>687951824
Then just buy a ticket to some place where there are, it's not like you're going to need money afterwards anyway.

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2016 4chan, self termination thread ctrl+f
an hero: 0 results
cheese wire: 0 results
piniata: 0 results
Budd Dwyer: 0 results

>>687952453
> I don't really want to kill myself, I just want attention

Cocaine and Hookers. Definitely the best way to go.

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>>687956295

>>687956427
I mean, what's wrong with asking for different methods for suicide? All talks about suicide are attention seeking, there's no way around that

Just get a dozen pills of DNP and pop them all at once, wait 12 hours then run a freezing cold bath. Get in, profit.

Btw if you survive you'll be shredded af so its a win win

>>687955008
Stop making these dumb excuses, you just don't want to do it. If you're really scared for all these stupid things just do the helium method, you're not going to tell me you're afraid of helium

>>687956571
I'm not disagreeing with you, but people like the guy I quoted always find excuses for why they can't do X method. They just want attention. People who "try" to kill themselves and fail are attention whores. Killing yourself is so easy to do.

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Op do this.

>>687956795
top kek

>>687956655
I guess you're right. The only method that's viable IS the helium method. I guess there's just a part of me that's trying to prevent it and is using failed attempts as rationalization. I've either got to man up and order the shit, do it and go through with it or realize that I'm just doing this all for attention. Either way, thanks anon for helping me come to this realization.

>>687957061
Nowadays helium tanks have oxygen in them to prevent suicides. Those who want to die don't use that meme method. Shotgun is painless and instant.

>>687957252
This. Get a 12 gauge, stick it in your mouth, use your toe to pull the trigger and feel all your pain disappear!

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>>687951195
This.

>>687957342
I'd consider firearms

except I live in Australia. That shit's a fucking minefield to go through to get firearms. Probably not even viable

So, OP probably won't stream this. are there archives of heros from the past though?

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>>687951195
> get pain killers of ur choice + alc or something
> have a nice bath and think about it, there is no way back, you dont know what is coming
> do you rly wanna surrender looking for something worth to live for? Is there rly nothing for u? take ur time
> slit ur wrists open and enjoy ur last momments in that mortal body of urs as the world gets darker and darker around you until the pain fades away forever

If ure afraid of that bit of pain, you havent suffered enough to rly end urself

>>687951195
Jump in front of a train

>>687951195
Although simple and seemingly painful, hanging yourself is one of the less painful ways to die. Whilst oding on a fuck ton of painkillers is actually really painful so if you do it that way, take like 5 first wait like 30mins to an hour for them to kick in then proceed to chug the bottle, and drink some hard alcohol.

>>687957541
>romantically slit wrists in bathtub for sweet relief

assuming the painkiller method won't work, slitting your wrist won't be a relaxing thing like that at all. most likely the body will release adrenaline or any other kind of "danger! danger!" hormone and cause mad stress.

you can either give in to the stress, start looking for help, which is pretty late at that point. and collapse on your way to the phone or whatever, bleeding out til eventuall death
OR
stick with the bathtub plan and force relaxation against the stress reaction and.. kinda look forward to death, but probably overall be a fucking mess

>>687957909
Bad idea, big chance you stay concious for around 30 seconds, seeing your body parts flying around you. Really bad way to go

>>687957497
>Australia
>Having a hard time killing yourself

Just walk outside m8. Mother nature will do the rest.

>>687958176
RIght about it being a bad idea, because you'll get dragged under. The best is to stick your neck on the rail and let the train run over your neck. You won't even feel it.

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>>687958203
>everything in Australia kills you

>>687958335
That will still hurt cuz before the wheel gets to him he ll get hit by the cow catcher a giant metal snow plow looking thing designed to bump pieces of shit like him off to the side of the tracks

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>>687951738
Seriously how high?

Swallow a piece of sodium followed by a big chug of water.

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one could always drive real fast into a concrete wall

>>687951738
Based on the suicide statistics page, 15 stories or higher gives you the high 9X% success rate we are all after here. It is either the most successful way to kill yourself, or second only to firearms.

>>687952416
More than ten floors. My cousin survived that, now after almost 20 years he can walk. Js

>>687958930
Don't forget to buckle up lol

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>>687953055
Fuck me. This method has an expiration date. By the time I'm older Heliums going to become a scarce resource.

>>687959052
Was he drunk?

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>>687956795
kekd hard


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NltXIlZTRwk

soo easy to off yourself, srsly

>vid related, you can do it!

>>687951259
Sodium Chloride (NaCl) is table salt, idiot.

Shot guns are the most affective fire arm by the way, will guarantee that more than half of your brain will come off with one shot. Don't do hand guns but if you must aim it behind the ear to ensure you don't survive

>>687952778
It'll bounce around in your skull and kill you. Best bet is from below or the temple

>>687959358
bouncing around is a myth of course

>>687956795
Hard kek

>>687951738
20 to 25 feet

Why would you kys, suicide is for pussies even if you experienced bad things in your life. In 60-70 years you can rest forever

Honestly how many fags actually killed themselves on here after making one of these cancerous threads? Anyone know?

>>687959704
100% of them went back to sheepling on the couch

>>687951195
Wait for a train, use rail as headrest. Also, seek medical help.

>>687958104
almost bled to death already, got weaker and weaker and woke up in hospital

in the bathtub ur body doesnt realize the blood loss fast enough,

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>>687951259
sodium barbiturate?

>>687952045
If OP wants to kill himself, let him do it. He's unhappy. If he doesn't do it but tells someone he wants to, then he'll just end up on happy pills. Good for pill company, bad for OP.

>>687953707
do u have any family ? think bout em

>>687960449
Personally I find this a good reason for anyone to evaluate life. That being said, not OP but does it really keep you here or is it just temporary guilt?

I'm generally doing better than I was in life but I don't really seem to care anymore. It's more or less just apathy for everything then I remember I have to be human and humor the social works of every day life.

Personally just been trying to casually get hit by a car but luck seems ironically on my side.

>>687952453

Maybe you die from the fear?

>>687960085
interesting who brought you to the hospital?

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>>687959577
>20-25 Feet

>>687951195
suicide by cops

>>687951195
If it was me, id want a method that just obliterates the brain quickly. OD'ing on pills and shit seems like a risk. Shotgun to the head, drive your car full speed into a solid wall. Jumping off a tall building would suck, if you've ever come off a motorbike fast you know time slows down a lot under adrenaline. Wouldn't want my last 3 seconds to be blind panic that seems like 5 minutes. I'd have to say, spend your last few hundred on coke and hookers, then shoot yourself.