>>687949989
It was a prank bro

>>687949989
Do you have feminine penis?

>>687949989
You smell like my mother

will you convert to islam?

>>687949989

i vote for president trump

>>687949989
I usually rape my girlfriend's.

If you didn't wipe... Dont

I'm a registered sex offender.

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so i herd u liek -

>>687950314
This!!! TOP KEK

>>687949989
Snorlax is my favorite pokemon.

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>>687949989
I FREQUENTLY BROWSE FOUR CHAN

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let's end this date please

>>687949989
I fapped to your facebook

>>687950668
i'm listening to the pirates of the carribean soundtrack right now and that dance synced PERFECTLY

>>687949989
Can I fuck your grandmother

>>687950569
AHAHAHAHAH

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Hitler literally did nothing wrong

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may i try yours too? (pic related)

Soo...my house or yours

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>>687950894
or: you think yours is better?

>>687950894
> 14 reviews
What in the fuck?

>>687950267
Your girlfriend's what? Ass? Pets? Father? I must know!

You like eating your worms:

>>687949989
I enjoy My Little Pony.

>>687950314
The rest of you faggots can stop now. This anon won.

you better be clean bitch

I saw this on imgur

>>687950995
check out yourself: pooalexa.com (yeah, i know).

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Your eyes look badly infected

Yeah I get on 4chan

>>687949989
"I wanna fuck your sister".

I write Sonic fan fiction.

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>>687951200

Does m'lady partake in WOW

>>687950780
>pirates of the Caribbean soundtrack

Would you suck my dick if it came poking out of a saucy pizza

>>687951200
Man, I just upgraded my computer and now I've got to fuckin' burn it, cool, thanks. I should also gauge my eyes out so I guess a computer wouldn't be super useful at that point anyway.

Is that Cuddy from house?

>>687949989
im interested in your sister

I willingly updated to Windows10

>>687949989
I need about tree fiddy.

>>687951427
sorry, /b/ro. :(

Does this smell like chloroform

I have sex with children

>>687951758
FUCK
MY SIDES

also

I have a gore fetish.

>>687951238
I like to go fast

>>687949989
Want to split the bill?

>>687949989
Yo pussay smell real funny.

i really want kids soon ;3

>>687951758
I dont see how that ruins a date

cover your nose a minute

>>687949989
Shut fuck you swallow today

>>687949989
Will you marry me, love?

>>687952108
yeah it would make a perfect date actually.

>>687950227
believe it or not, some people like trump, that wouldn't ruin a date, if she's interested she would ask why

I prefer my cereal soggy

I just shit my pants

I like to make memes

"I like the new iphone"

>>687949989
both hands up my ass

>>687949989
thanks for dating me, mom.

>>687950391
top zozzle!

How do I shot web?

>>687949989
i am the hacker 4chan

>>687949989

I forgot my wallet babe

Your sister was better tho

>>687950982
Someone please tell me the reviews are all trolls

>>687952108
because saying that gives her a chance to get away. a perfect date would involve you saying nothing and just chloforming her.

I used to molest children

>>687951200
>my poop
>$55

>>687949989
Got my AIDS results today

>>687949989
So, you got the check?

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wanna see my pet peacock?

Whoa! don't go in there!

Tongue punch my fart box

It's democratic socialism, not socialism.

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>>687952666
satan over here with his pet lol
checked and kek dude

>>687951013
you fucking grammar/spelling nazis lol

I'm a man with class

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>>687949989
Listen, I really do care.

>i call it the dry spell

>>687949989
I want to wear you

>>687949989

I am a fucking psychopath

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1.let 2.me 3.just

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4.check 5.em

>>687952138
Has anyone ever gone so far as to do look like? Or wtf?

>>687949989
You look like my ex.
You smell like my dog.

>>687952511
Underrated post.

>it's just a drinktesting kit

>>687952666
I bet that thing is a chick magnet!

get it? Chick?...

Ok, Dark One, I'll stfu

>>687953120
i think im seriously fucking retarded after reading your post and the post you replied to

>>687949989
we assraped your dead sister

>>687949989
I collect used sanitary towels

I play in a band

Bassist in a metal band

>>687949989
Niggers tongue my anus, faggot.

Let's make America great again.

>>687953311

look dub dubs, is ok

>>687949989
"Tits or GTFO fucking whore"

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Pay the check m' lady

>>687949989
I wish you were twelve

>>687949989
My father is a jew

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Did you know? I'm canadian. :DDD

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Rainbow dash is the best

>>687950877
He killed Hitler though

Want to see my fedoras?

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>>687949989
Wanna hear about real conspiracies?!

I'm a hardcore national socialist

Hitler didn't do anything wrong!

>>687954692
>This moment, I am Euphoric

>>687949989
I think I love you.

Let's get matching heart tattoos

>>687950314
Lost to this

Do you have any money?

>>687949989
I have a small dick

>me luv u long time
>sucky shine onry 10 dorrar

Sorry, I forgot my wallet.

>>687949989
"Ryu go teki ne wah"

>>687955339
>TREE FIDDY NIGGA PAY UP

Let's make ebin maymays together

>>687949989

You seen the movie Chef?

>>687954157
Kek

>>687949989
I /b/rowse. More words unnecessary.

我真的不介意黑鬼

Fuck i just saw gristers...

>>687950894
>>687950982
This can't be real

>>687950894
Is it weird that I think 20 is too low a price? If you're gonna do something that degrading at least charge the big bucks lady.

Aren't you feeling drowsy yet?

>>687953311
In reality that would actually be a huge pussy magnet though
so many chicks would approach you wanting to pet it and talk to you if you went out walking a fucking peacock. even more so than a puppy because it would be such a rare thing to see

>>687955993
Depends. If you look average or better then yes, but if you saw a middle-aged obese balding neckbeard with awful fashion sense (aka most of this board) walking a peacock it'd just add to the creepiness.

Bill cosby is my hero

Hi, my name is moot.

>>687949989
can i have blowjob yet?

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>>687951200

woman can not orgasm anyway

It's pronounced gif, not gif

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seems we both have autism

Do you like dank memes?

>>687955710
>pooalexa.com

enjoy.

>>687950877
I mean you're not wrong

New memes are really good!

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>>687952566
dubs of truth

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>>687950982

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>>687949989
How much for anal?
>four word win

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>>687949989
i have many frog memes

I'm usually gay, you'll work

>>687952511
Very underrated. All the other things posted here could be pulled off with the right amount of charm and charisma. The wallet one, however, will end it quicker than a speeding bullet train.

Sadly, I dont have foreskin

I vape

>>687957295
idk the guy that said he molests chidren would have to be pretty goddamn charismatic

So uh um uhh hmmm uh.

I fucked a goat once.

>>687957701
Female pedophiles exist, he could stumble upon one.

Women who aren't greedy, materialistic, spoiled, useless, and raised in the "once you're with a man, money should no longer a concern for you at all" belief? Yeah, right, he'd sooner date a real Sasquatch specimen.

They are always watching us.

I'm transgender, pronouns: zhuur/durr.

>>687959161
>>687959161
I identify as a fatass.

My pronouns are lard/lard/lardself.

"I'm a traditionalist though"

>>687952803
With his pet kek