snap photo of pussy

>>687936953
Take some photos, blackmail her, get sex for life

Piss on her to teach her a lesson.

>>687936953
Tits and timestamp thats what.

Shit in her ass.

>>687936953
Spread ass and take pic

>Stick dick inside butthole
>pee inside butthole
>take pics
>post that shit

>>687936953
Take a close up pic of the ass.

Look at all those disgusting newfags ^

How fucking rich are you

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Ass spread

>>687936953
Shoopie in poopie

>>687936953
steal her wallet

>>687937845
That is a nice bed spread.

>>687937845

Oh shit dawg, this nigger is right. These mother fuckers own a lamp. Just how rich is you!?

Put a blanket on her and turn lights out you pervert

>>put them panties back on
>>put a blanket over her
>>turn 360
>>turn of the light
>>go to bed

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>My friend's gf passed out with here underwear around her ankles. What do I do
>passed out with here underwear
>here underwear
>here

>>687936953

You need to
Sing:

Spice Girls "Wannabe"

Right into her Vag on cam for everyone
Upload to Youtube and wait for the Ban

>>687937864
Lick your finger and finger her.

Go fuck her BFF.
Take Pics.
??????
Profit.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gJLIiF15wjQ

>>687938122
My nigga

>>687938144

Checked.

Nice, now try for a finger or two. maybe tits as well.

>>687936953
Stroke her vulva, duh.

B

>>687938160
Always this
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gJLIiF15wjQ

>>687937864
Give it a smell OP

Finger her

Give her one incredibly hard spanking and then run out of the room.

Real 4chan hours

go for it man maybe try getting vid if your feeling risky.

Undress her. If she Wakes up, just tell her, that she asked you

Titties?
>capcha asks for tea pictures.
>only shows coffee.

fuck her of course duh

>>687938877
Lube up your finger and go down knuckle deep into her asshole

do u have permission to do this op

Cum and Run

As in Cum anywhere around her and Run away.

Roll for this guys.

Roll for this guys.

>>687938877
>>687937864

Good job, anon.

tuck her in and go to sleep nigga

>>687937512
This OP

fuck her, and when she wakes up, go bill cosby and drug her

>>687936953
Wake her up to a nutritious breakfast

>>687936953
Assfuck, then pee in her ass

>>687936953
piss for dominance

Assfuck, then pee in her ass

Fuck her ass and post photos as you stick it in

>>687939097
Roll.

>>687936953
make her a bowl of eggs

>>687936953
Lay down next to her and cuddle until you both fall asleep.

Sing a lullaby

Go out and buy her some flowers then wait for her to wake up to deliver.

>>687938877
Tell her we know she is awake because sleeping people don't get goose bumps, and that she is fine as fuck.

>>687939202
rolling

Give the ass a smell and report back lmao

>>687937381
This

>>687941022
Inb4 "Smells like ass."

>>687941022
lol this.

Smell her feet

>>687939836
Yeah and make sure she eats them, she'll need her strength.

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>>687936953
She's so ugly that you should drink bleach.

>>687941022
OP deliver what dubs said

>>687941536
Infected/7

Spread her

wheres the tits

finger her ass!!!

tuck her under

>>687941887
Agreed

>>687941022
smell her ass op, don't be a pussy boi

jizz on her panties while they are still around her legs

>>687941977
dubs agreed

post close up pics of her feet

Put the head of your dick on her asshole... don't push it in though. Take a pic.

Then put that dick at her face, and take another pic.

>>687942225
Now he has to

Tits n face

put those panties in her mouth

How many posters? And only 1 asked for a timestamp. I'm ashamed of you all. With no timestamp this isn't happening. Are you all stupid?

Lay your cock on her lips

>>687936953
Lick her feet.

>>687942499 <-he is right

Timestamp or gtfo

>>687942499
TruTV

>>687942499
Dubs confirms, timestamp now!

>>687942499
Checked
Also these are all probably summer fags why would they ask for a timestamp

cock on her lips or face

>>687936953
Go and play some dark souls without having gf bitching about how u love your 'sword monster' more than her

OP is fake af

>>687942822
Check 'em

TIMESTAMP OR OP IS A FAG

>>687943204
op is fag either way

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she woke up and is fisting op in the ass as we speak

tongue punch her fartbox now

Fuck you.

>>687943576
Close up of soles pls

suck the cum out of her ass faggot.

>>687936953

It's amazing how many girls seem to pass out or fall asleep around /b/fags these days. Almost as if it's entirety fucking fake.

>>687943576

Put that cockhead against her rose bud and take a pic op

>>687943576
you are not even touching her you fag

>>687941255
It's dubs you gotta do it OP.
Report back.

cum on feet

>>687938122
>turn 360
>360

>>687942234
This.

Don't be a pussy. Fuck her already.

Open up 1 of her eyeballs... and put your cock on it

>>687942298
This.
Rolling.
Although it's that time in the thread when OP becomes a giant faggot and stops delivering.

Jack off on her face

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>>687944198

HOLY SHIT, IT'S REAL

>>687944198
Finger in ass

you need to spread that ass more

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>>687938122
>Turn 360

finger ass?

Creampie

Her

Put a finger on her asshole. Photos please, then tell us what it smells like.

Cream pie

Well, let's see the tits OP.

>>687942499
Sorry boss, I should know better.

Creampie her

Spread her legs, and cum on her pussy after stroking. Or, rub it against her pussy/asshole.

If you're feeling courageous, when you're about to cum, fit it in a hole and let loose.

>>687944496
Put your dick in her mouth or at least on her lips

>>687944198
OP was not a faggot today. GJ OP

Fill that pussy up

>>687944409
like asshole? what do you want to smells like? roses?

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>>687944198

How fucked up is this girl? How out of it? What did she take?

>>687944198
"Rockstar"
Thanks for ruining this by showing us that horrible tat

>>687944496

Dis girl got some nice fuckin feet

>>687944221
This

>>687944198
The bed sheets floral design suddenly disappeared?
Her undies suddenly disappeared?

>>687944650

I don't think that's a tat... looks like it was markered on

finger in ass

Cum on her

>>687944734
feet

>>687937864
Oh Shit op delivered
>Still a fag tho

>>687944791
Do it fuck her

sharpie in ass?

>>687944791
Finger it

squirt sriracha in vag

real question here is: what kinda man you tryna be tonight, OP?

>>687936953
Better check to see if there's a problem, anon. There must be a reason she dropped trou.

To be safe, you better get some witnesses to what you find. I'd recommend taking pics and posting them here, so we can verify your examination.

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>>687944791

OP do you know Tim, Tim always delivers.
OP you are now a Tim, all hail Tim

OP, how cool would your friend be with you sexually assaulting his girl?

>>687936953
they don't wash hotel comforters and pillows every time.

>>687944496
MORE FEET PLEASE

>>687938122
turn 360 dumbass
How dare you tell him to do what a saine person would do?

This >>687942499
The fucking retards on 4chan these days will fall for ancient pics like this everyday.
The rule is simple newfags: timestamp or gtfo!
Any post different than a reply for a timestamp is proof that you are a newfag, or just plain fucking dumb.

>>687944791
You should really at least put a finger in it. If you won't, you may regret not doing so forever.

>>687944963
Very cool

>>687944997
not only are you a faggot, you couldn't even get trips right

Tell your friend and have him fuck her while you jerk off in a corner and watch

>>687938122
360 NO SCOPE!!!!!111!!!! YOU GOT FUCKING NO SCOPED!!!!1111

>>687938877
Op are you female? Actually curious

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>>687936953
Is she out cold via alcohol? If so, try sticking it in her ass. Go slow with a finger less than a knuckle deep and then ramp it up if she doesn't wake up until you can get your dick in and cum in her ass.

>>687944372
Fucking kek'd btw.

>>687945160
Male hand, not likely imo

>>687936953
>Posting evidence of your felony offense on the internet
while this thread is classic /b/ ... it's probably not a good idea to do any more than this

>>687945160
some kinda disgusting hambeast with those hands if he's female

>>687939500
of eggs? Double yolkers by your posted digits

>>687944692
I agree. 8/10 would lick.

Hey OP has she got her nails painted?

>>687945231
A summerfag or a whiteknight. Can't decide.

>>687944791
>>687943576

Nobody noticing the difference in filenames?

Think we're being trolled.

>>687936953
Lol @ "My friend's gf".
Unless your "friend" is Tyrone, that is a local call girl.
>Paying call girls to come over
>Druggin her up
>Posting bs on 4chan about "friend's gf"
>being this attention-starved

>>687943716
/thread

>>687945412
both

>>687945412
"While this thread is classic /b/"
>Classic /b/

Summerfag

stick ur nose in her pussy

>>687945412
>>687945231
Not really looking out for the girl, so much as op. His life will literally be over if this is real, and he gets caught.

>>687943671
fuck off footfag

>>687945557
You must be new here

>>687945557
Check timestamp post above, OP is fucked.

>>687944198
faggotry detected here.

sheets on bed now and different panties on bed .

suspect OP is faggot as usual.

cumshot with timestamp and blue panties in pic or GTFO

>>687944712
Yea and she's now cuddled up to a duvet.
Something smells fishy here and I don't think it's that sluts fanny.

>>687936953
Just cum on her and we're done here

voting for fingering/fucking

>>687944496
Cum on her feet

This >>687945486

>>687945679
real as in, actually his friends gf, and not his own gf or someone who's in on it.

>>687944791
Just rape her and say you were both drunk

covers off to the side next to her, different panties kek OP is a faggot

Spread her legs man.

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Op you should steal her bike because you're a disgusting nigger.

>>687945870
Roll

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>>687945590
OP already posted feet, faggot. Suck my slightly less than average sized dick

>>687945870
Post ending in 70 winrar!

She's not waking up while you're doing this shit to her?

Did you drug her?

You're a cunt

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>>687945805
Take a picture of her hand on your dick and call the police to claim she raped you.

It's time to start giving women a taste of their own medicine.

If I was back in college, I would always claim rape the instant after sex to get ahead of the inevitable regret sex that she would come up with a few days later.

>>687936953
Shove 3 eggs into vagina. Wait till she comes to, then scare her. She'll drops eggs and think she's a chicken.

Bellybutton then bed

>>687946127
Seems legit

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>>687945688
>observant anon

>>687936953
>>687943576
t-shirt colors don't match...
one is gray with blue, the other gray with red

>>687946127
3 eggs for Science OP

>>687945949
literally lost my boner due to laughing so hard at this.

GREG IS THAT YOU? I SWEAR I'LL MURDER YOU IF YOU TOUCH HER

>>687946258covers in the first shots, sheets under the covers following shots

>>687943576
>micropenis shitskin
just ask to suck your friends dick while she watches you inferior cuck

>>687946127
Do it OP. Science needs this advancement in female/chicken development.

>>687946393
nice try dude, smoooooth as fuck

Op here, she got fidgety and pulled covers over herself. Still pretty out, trying to get tits out

>>687946481
put something in the ass. a finger, a pen, a sharpie...

>>687946259

It's the UCLA top. First 2 letters are red, 2nd 2 are blue

Go to sleep, face in ass sniffing her butt.

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>>687946481
Tits

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Crap all over the bed. Then smear it on her, the walls, and the floor. When she wakes up start screaming at her and blaming her for it. Drag her naked and covered in shit to the door and shove her outside, screaming that you never want to see her again.

Then open up the door, say "April Fool's" and give her a big smile and a hug.

>>687946854
hey, op, leave these tits alone...
all in all it's just another brick in the wall.

Finger in warm water so she pusses herself.

>>687946854
Cum neatly in a puddle between them

>>687946854
OP I know your a beta and don't wanna get caught but just finger her for a couple seconds and see if she wakes up. It's pleasurable so I doubt she would wake up, if she does just start tapping her shoulder as if you are trying to wake her up and act like nothing happend

>>687947187
What are you fucking 8?

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Cum on her face then post

>>687946854
cum on her OP!
You'll be the kind of /b/

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>>687936953
Don't do anything. I already alerted the cops.
And YEAH I DON'T have fucking tabs opened because this is legit.

>>687947422
Kek

Throw red paint on the walls all sloppy. Throw red paint on yourself. Give yourself bite and claw marks
That look like they came from a dog. Throw yourself on the floor till she wakes up. DO NOT MOVE! She'll think she's a werewolf and you get a free grave burial. Win/win

>>687946854
this is just a dude getting off on cucking himself. its his girl.

what a faggot

keep posting

>>687947422
says the guy saving listings of spy cameras. you sir is the one that needs to be monitored

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CUM ON HER!

>>687947603
oh shit what up

>>687947603
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>>687947760
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>>687947811
fuck

>>687946854
Get away from her you asshole

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>>687947671
>>>dat boiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii[...]

OK three eggs in her vagin is a little much, how about 3 eggs triphorced by her body, while you cum on her?!

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>>687947811
Its off center

>>687947924
nice gif emoji tumblr fag. post that on le reddit for karma heaven :3

>>687947894
how about a rocket in her ass while riding an unicorn farting rainbows?

You're a discusting human being and you deserve to die in cancer slowly

>>687947924
>>687947811
>2016
>being this same

>>687945530
>classic /b/

>>687936953
Put a blanket over her and let her sleep

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>>687948056
you failed

Bring in another girl to fuck on the bed next to her while she's passed out, then introduce them both to your mom when she wakes up and ask if they can stay for some nice milk and cookies.

>>687948037
You ass mitten it's, DISGUSTANG

you fucking fags all of you. she is probably his gf and fake sleeping so the op can have some fun on /b/

>>687936953
You from ireland OP?

>>687948035
budget man, budget

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>>687948199

>>687948369
Miami

>>687948263
is this supposed to be funny? I legit feel like less of a human being after reading that shit. I feel like I'm worth less as a person because I actually spent 5 seconds of my life reading this and these last 30 seconds writing a response. "HAHA MILK AND COOKIES LOVE" were you going for some sort of 4th grader british gag?

>>687948199
Faglord

I'd like you to know you are a literal rapist. The person who I'm sure, at one point, you knew was bad, deep down. Rapists are some of the worst people on the planet. For a while rape was seen as equally bad as murder. I'd like you to imagine most of the people you know knowing that you've raped this girl; what they would think, what they would say. No one wants to talk to someone who's capable and able and willing to do something like this, unless they're morbidly curious or just as bad.

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I call fake

>>687948419
learn to paint you retarded nigger, the yous are not symmetrical

>>687948453
Pretty much, but if it's any consolation you were never much of a person to begin with. :D

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>>687945557
>He actually is dumb enough to believe that this isn't OP's gf/fiance/wife who is willingly playing along

Oh anon, you must be new here. That girl is with OP. Plus she's got a tattoo on her ass, she's no stranger to having dicks in and around her.

>>687947924
Newfag

>>687948621
>not symmetrical
are you that retarded ?

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>>687947924