>>687934622
not faux microbrew for college dropouts thats for sure.

>>687934622
not drinking :( gotta work this morning. toss one back for me anons

Water

>>687934745
Aw. Who hurt you?

Milk, bitch.

>>687934887
Sorry but he's right.

Not that it being faux makes it bad though. I still like it.

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Just got off work. Copped a dub of green degeneracy. Currently at checkers getting dat nigger burger. Tbh fam

>>687934887
fake microbrews are the worst thing to happen to america in the last 50 years. you know it. I know it. just give up.

4 40oz steel reserves and burrito

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>>687934622
rum n coke usually.

although i saw this today and really want

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>>687934981
mein neger

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One of my favourites

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vodka. Work at 12. fuck it

>>687935206
God damn it phone why do you do this to me

>>687934622
I'm drinking fat tire and ranger

>>687934970
You're right.
>>687935062
Utterly could not care less. If I like it, I drink it. The end.

>>687935510
why you sellin out for something so easy? racer 5 deserves every dollar you have. also fruit beer. what the fuck are you doing.

>>687935062
Do you prefer Miller Coors and Bud to control all this shit? Who cares if a micro gets popular, expands and goes a little bigger? It's not like it's a goddam Mike's.

>fucking halfatard

>>687935754
Fruit beer is for fruits. Racer 5 is a pale; I don't do pales.

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This just started getting distributed where I live and I am happy to have it after a year away from Seattle.

>>687935926
>Who cares if a micro gets popular, expands and goes a little bigger?

This.

>>687935926
ha nice. you did a real number on wilkipedia and this is what you do with it? shill your faux microbrew on 4chan?

>>687936708
stupid faggot it was never a microbrew.

Speyburn 10 year scotch. So drunk I can barely see

>>687935754
Why are you so offended by OP's choice of beer? Do you hold everyone who doesn't drink "legit" microbrews in low esteem?

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Bunch of edgycunts in this here thread.

>>687937064
I think the fact that the most popular "microbrews" are owned by american pisswater factories offensive. this is not what the new found american microbrew industry is about at all.

>>687936917
Here you go, elitefag http://www.newbelgium.com/brewery/company/history

>>687937064
Had to look back, thought he was drinking Milwaukee's Best or something.

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This with a healthy mix of JD honey.

Drinking soju and beer. They call it makju.

>>687937395
total bullshit isnt it though. you are falling hook line and sinker for it and thats what they are banking on. americans are too fucking stupid to know better.

>>687937369
Then you don't understand marketing at all. If a popular microbrewery—or, perhaps more accurately, craft brewery, becomes so popular that an Anheuser Busch (to name one) buys it up to increase its market share, presuming the brewer itself isn't polluted by the purchase, the product remains the same as made it popular.

pabst

>>687934622
tea

>>687936812
The fuck are you talking about nigger. Do you even know? I'm from Milwaukee Wisconsin and I'm drunk 24/7. So you better shut your shitsippin mouth.

>>687937585
Is it? Or is that your assertion because, in your opinion, you were burned by a phony and, therefore, they're all phony? Callback: Who hurt you?

>>687937585
Who the fuck cares if it's good? I don't care who makes a beer. If it's good I'll pay for it and I will drink it.

>>687937717
lets just let them profit off of the anti brewery movement by piggybacking. no fuck you, what kind of asshole are you anyway? weve had nothing but pisswater for ever they dont deserve our money. have some gumption for once in your life there are much better beers out there that deserve every dollar.

>>687935937
>pale
you dont like IPA? what do you like then?

All the halfatards in here who don't understand corporate buyouts probably also go to DJango on the corner for their auto loans because he ain't no big bank bitch and they ain't no shill.

>>687938381
lol shills are getting bolder.

>>687934622
mega monster, 2 5hr energies and various iced teas

fuck the navy for saying no booze in my room.

>>687938123
I'm a marketer—which you should have figured out by now. The fact remains: if I like the beer, whoever makes it deserves my money by mere virtue of having made a beer I like. Who owns it is less than irrelevant.

Several Josephsbrau varieties (Gordon Biersch, another brewer you no doubt look down your nose upon) are quite good. Choke on that, motherfucker.

>>687938661
faggot ass shills gunna faggot ass.

>>687938335
Ambers. Some darks. 1554 is awesome.

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>>687938641
>Navy
>Confirmed homosexual

Beer snobs are the douchiest of the douchey.

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>>687938799
Aaaaand there it is. You're such a beer cunt you simply can't accept that someone actually likes something you claim to not like.

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>The ultimate dilemma.

>>687938800
I dont know why but hops heavy beer is just so damn good. I dont think I could ever revert back. I used to like wwheats but its just not cutting it anymore. I do love me some new castle though.

>>687938928
Any time beer snobs ask if their acquaintances want to go out drinking, they say no, then they all get together without the faggot and enjoy whatever beer they want without a fucking lecture.

>>687938947
fat tire is ok but its nothing special.

>>687938799
Hey anons, get a load of this giant faggot.

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God so fucking good I got a boner.

>>687939131
hanging out iwth wqannabe sellout queers is a fate worse than death. douchbags.

>>687939212
... and, really, that's all it needs to be, isn't it? xD

>>687939349
its too damn expensive to be just ok though :^)

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Best craft brew. Anyone have it?

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>>687939330
This is you. Faggot.

>>687939464
just dont be a faggot you know. thats all. srs thats all.

Mimosa, almost done

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fuuuuuck

>>687939094
I tried Newcastle once, since ambers and browns are to my liking ... dunno if I got a bad batch or if what's sold in the US is watered down, but it was thin.

Meantime, reCAPTCHA is a cunt. It wanted street signs and gave me an image of a fucking panel truck.

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Rocking one of these bad boys in each hand (and one in my mouth too!)

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>>687937477
Love Small Town Brewery

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Sweet tea

>>687939443
Pretty much the same here as anything else, though. I usually get it on sale anyway.

>>687939674
its a light brown beer admittedly. still bery tasty.

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Working on a case of these right now. Best micro I've ever had.

>>687939700
Delicious and can't get more micro than a small town.

>>687939547
No. You hate that people can like something you don't like. It's common in autistic people. It's okay. We know you're retarded. Just quit acting like it's normal.

It's getting harder to tell who's being sarcastic in here ...

>>687939912

Rolling Rock isn't anything special it's been around for at least 30 years and always tasted vaguely horrible. You been duped.

>>687940110
I'm the one guy drinking liquor. So me. Then you got the guy baiting the whole brewery thing. Then you got me. Drinking liquor. And everyone else is having a good time.

>>687939295
Are you a woman

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>>687934622
On sale only 7.99 for the 6 pack.

>>687936331
If you're ever back in town stop by a bar that has it on tap. It is great bottled but amazing fresher.

>>687939700
That shit is way too syrupy for me.

>>687940110
Who's being sarcastic? I love microbrews like steel reserve berry and Sam adams

>>687940367
I think you've been trolled

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Any cider drinkers?

>>687940040
ok shilly. I guess I better go buy anheiser bush "microbeer" that they purposely misrepresent as genuine micro brew because you know. americans are too fucking stupid to figure it out.

>>687940518
Lel naw. R u?

>>687940585
Then I didn't mean you. Sam Adams is great—though the Boston Lager has been using spicier hops than I remember.

>>687940722
>he's mad

>>687934724
Diabetes/10

>>687937369
Stop being such a snob. If OP likes a particular type of beer, why does it matter so much to you if you don't share his affection for the brand?

>>687940736
Gahah are you for real? That's all Shiite. There no way I was serious.

>>687940813
you need a new job faggot. this shit cant be a living wage.

>>687938979
If you have weight problems, choose Bud Light. If not, go for regular Bud. Otherwise you're just spending the same amount of money for a product with less flavor and a lower ABV.

>>687940813
Not only that—this beer cunt still confuses microbrew and craft brew, while calling Americans stupid.

Education: http://www.westcoastinvitational.beer/the-blog/microbrew-vs-craft-brew-whats-the-diff

>>687940937
Then I guess I'll get over it.

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>>687940722
What's it like being alone? Like, do enjoy that nobody wants to spend time with you? Do you enjoy being a disappointment?

>>687941082
Not sure you got the joke ...

>>687941082
Sage words. Tell me more of your secrets oh wise one.

>>687941476
Sorry, don't watch much TV so not really into advertisements

>>687941571
Stop wasting your time on the board.

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>>687941571
There both shit.

>>687941571
The joke—as I understood it, anyway—is that, either way, you're essentially going to pick the same thing.

>>687941406
>I pretend I like beer and shill for anheiser bush.
Americans are so stupid. I'de ask you the same question pajeet. you'll never fit in. no matter what you do you'll be the foreigner

>>687941692
Where both shit?

xD

>>687941636
>>687941502

>>687941686
nice. this shits the bomb amiright college bro's?

>>687941746
Frankly, you're not making the best case for your people ...

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Coffee and whiskey.
Get on my level.

>>687941800
What the fuck are point are you trying to make you autistic fucking retard stupid ass gay rod faggot nigger beast?

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>>687942089

>>687941897
I dont mind that a pisswater company lies their ass off on the hopes that no one is aware enough to realize domestic beer has been shit for centuries.

>>687941789
Durrhurr his phone made an auto correct so I better get all grammar Nazi on his ass.
>Faggot

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>>687941746
Jesus Christ. I'm drinking vodka. And I can't understand what you wrote, did nobody teach you English? Let me add another picture to sum up how everyone that knows you feels about you.

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>>687934622
Wine. Because a change of pace.

>>687942165
You continue to make the same leap we've so clearly demonstrated false—that, merely because pisswater company buys good brewery, its beer must therefore be pisswater.

Your argument in its entirety is: I don't like what you're drinking, therefore you must be a shill for whatever you're drinking.

In either event, your conclusion does not fit the facts.

>>687942274
What are you, fucking nine?

>>687942165
>Most successful beer company
>Have to hate it because I'm a hipster
>Angry that I can't enjoy it
>Yell at anyone who does
>Wish I had friends

>>687942501
.001 USD transferred to your account for this post.

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My 4th one. Damn I am drunk.

>>687942737
>I like sucking corporate cocks and you cant stop me.
what are you an immigrant?

>>687940531
Just go to the taproom at 2nd and Pike. Lots of great options.

Also, Bale Breaker is awesome. Been chillin on some No-Li Born & Raised, because I'm not a UW grad and I don't give a shit that it's made in Cougarland.

>>687942861
>I think that because something is successful the government put mind control drugs in it.
>I still wear diapers and live with my mom
>I haven't had successful human contact in almost a year

>>687943355
oh so youre a slut thats nice to know.

>>687942687
What a gay response

>>687943461
>What a gay response
What an ironic response.

>>687942687
I guess you're not used to the autist hate on /b/. Welcome new friend. try not being such a fucking faggot next time

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>>687943441
>Equating a successful conversation with sexual contact.
I'm actually sorry dude, I didn't know you were really autistic. I'm sorry. They're just jokes. I hope you do well in life despite your disability. It's okay dude, plenty of people find you cool.

>>687943799
Czeched

Meantime, try actually enjoying ironic humor next time. xD

In all seriousness, though, remind me to hunt down and torture to death the inventor of the reCAPTCHA ...

>>687941789
>>687942687
>>687943603

Did you get your panties all up in a bundle over some voice recognition error on the website where people also often debate the validity of feminine cocks?

> maybe you don't belong here

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This
>second day sober
Wish me luck anons

>>687944089
no I'm equating your corporate cocksucking to being a buttslut.

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ets gewd

Blue moon my nigga

>>687944364
call your sponsor dude. and get off /b/.

>>687944676
was meant for>>687944260

>>687944247
Aw. Poor baby.

>>687944364
You keep using that one single line, like it's clever. Does your mom compliment you on being so clever? I have home brewed beer that I piss and shit in, would enjoy drinking that? No corporate ties here. By your metric it's automatically better than Budweiser.

>>687934622
hey anon.. um.. do you think.. that um.. maybe I could bum a beer from you?

>>687944676
Use to drink a bottle of Jameson every night, and beer during work. quitting coldturky solo cause dreams and reality where merging

>>687944998
You'd have to come get it—I'm not in driving condition. ;)

>>687945006
this cant be healthy and your sponsor wouldnt be happy with you.

>>687945006
Good for you, keep it up. Your liver will thank you and not kill you as soon and I hope you keep well.

>>687945868
>in a faux microbrew thread.
pls stop.

>>687946072
>stubbornly refuses to learn the difference between microbrew and craft brew

>>687946334

your going to sit here and seriously deny that domestic giants dont do their best at hiding their connection with these brews. I mean they banked on people not making the connection and have done their best to hide it. its sad when there are legit microbreweries that have changed the face of American beer and deserve every penny.

>>687947096
Are you saying if your favorite microbrewery was bought by a major corporation you would quit drinking it?

>>687947096
How long are you going to continue attempting this diversionary tactic? I never said anything of the kind. In the meantime, you continue the demonstrably microbrewery=craft brewery argument as if your life depends on it.

>>687947495
you say this like its happened before. It hasn't.

>>687947631
I've never made that argument nice strawman though.

>>687947722
I don't know what you like retard. But I should have guessed it's only things people haven't heard of since you're such a hardcore hipster. I sincerely hope you kill yourself.

>>687947827
>your going to sit here and seriously deny that domestic giants dont do their best at hiding their connection with these brews

This is literally your entire argument, pretending all the while you don't know the difference—until ...

>>687947722

... all of a sudden, when it suits you, you know the difference. You're exposed, alone, and defeated. Good night.

>>687947891
There are just so many options its ridiculous to recommend college beer to someone.

>>687948132
Yeah, there's a million fucking options, just because one is owned by a successful corporation doesn't mean it's a bad beer, it just means it's a good beer owned by a large corporation. Just because it's not your favorite doesn't mean someone else can't enjoy. People find something to like in different things. For me, I like vodka, my favorite is Crystal Head. For beer, I like land shark or leinenkugel. But I usually choose liquor first. But I always buy a microbrew when I buy alcohol so I can try more. I live in socal so there a million and every place sells them.

>>687934622
I hold the door for Hoegaarden

>>687948714
some people give a shit about being fucked over for half their life. I wouldnt expect a millineal to have any standards though.

>>687948877
It's like talking to brick wall.
>I like beer that is hoppy/malty/pale/stout/IPA but if it is made by a major corporation then I automatically hate it no matter how good it tastes. Like. How do I get through to you. You are mentally challenged you really fucking are. Nobody likes you. Nobody will. You are alone now. And will die alone. All because you are an insufferable Cunt.

>>687949349
fuck ya you faggot. are you fucking stupid? the beers they make are ok but there are much better beers out there that deserve the money. its like you never heard of a free market or some shit pajeet.

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>>687938561
For once it's just you retards that legitimately don't understand how it works, just google it so you can stop sounding like a snob

>>687949627
Free market. Are you retarded, a corporation didn't make it to its size by being bad. I don't care what beer you like. Some people that aren't you and aren't me, like the beer made by big corporations. And no amount of you crying will change that. Yes. There are small breweries that make good beer, but if everyone bought from them they'd become the corporations you hate, and suddenly you'd hate them. Because you are mentally challenged and autistic.

>>687949886
pisswater company gets btfo from microbrew, buys a recipem hides the fact that they are connected to it, use their shelf space to sneak in the good stuff, no one is smart enough to figure this out in america go for it, americans defend the practice cuz college and sheeeit.
>>687949976
they made it to its size because before microbrews, its all we had besides the standard imports. its not like they didnt know how to make good beer it was just cheaper to make pisswater.

Woodchuck pancakes and syrup cider

>>687950223
Sure it's cheaper, but if nobody likes it, nobody buys it, company fails. That's how the free market you keep referencing works. Unlike the controlled market where ever is forced to buy a microbrew because it make you feel better about yourself because it says microbrew, not because it's any good, but the title gives you an erection and you sit there, alone again jerking yourself off. I could go on, but honestly you're too stupid to understand why I'm making fun of you. It's not because I like major beer brands, but because you're an annoying Cunt about it to everyone and nobody wants to be near you because of it.

>>687950824
nobody had a choice faggot. now that they do all of a sudden they can make good beer. out of principal no one should buy into that.

>>687950223
Wow. Just, wow.

First, you argue that microbreweries don't get bought out by Big Pisswater; then, you say they do, and Big Pisswater then forces the microbrewery to make pisswater.

All the while, continuing to pretend you can't understand the difference between a microbrewery and a FUCKING CRAFT BREWERY.

>>687951041
Then, for no reason other than "out of principle", no one should ever buy a good beer, that was always a good beer, because "all of a sudden they can make good beer", directly contradicting your argument that they must now be making pisswater for no reason other than they're in bed with Big Pisswater.

It is rare when I come across someone so belligerently, aggressively unintelligent.

>>687951041
>Out of principle
That's why nobody likes you. This is what I'm getting at, people have their own preferences, but you're a cunt to everyone, so nobody likes you. It's not about the companies, not about the beer, not about brand, not about anything more than nobody likes you because you are an annoying cunt about something so simple.

>>687951558
>>687951584
faggots. I hate to throw that word around but fuck you two are faggots.

>>687951645
>I hate to throw that word around
Why? Clearly, it's the only word you understand.

>>687951780
cool post man you really told me.

>>687951558
this is the definition of a trendy faggot hipster.

>>687951645
> I hate to throw that word around
you are the biggest faggot here.

fucking hipsters arguing about piss-water. if you dont like it dont drink it.

>>687952029
except everything he said is bullshit. literally nothing in that post reflects what has happened in this thread.
>>687952163
>its hipster to enjoy good beer that isnt bought ans sold by the three domestic faggots.

>>687939812
Watever fatboy

And yet here I am, still only drinking vodka while that one faggot cums into his own mouth while crying about microbreweries and repeatedly saying pisswater corporations.

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Chocolate milk tonight. This is the good stuff.

>>687952029
... and, more diversion.

The amazing part of all of this cuntery is your attempt to convince us that you're a beerfag. The fact is, you're not even old enough to smoke, never mind drink; your daddy is the beerfag; and you're parroting his arguments from memory with not even a modicum of understanding. Truly pathetic.

>>687952517
he was probably on your side but youre too drunk to notice.

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>>687934622
It's 10.37am here.

>>687952725
No, he argued every post.

>>687952725
Wait. That wasn't me. I'm the other guy.

>>687952725
Were I only that drunk xD

>>687952855
Not when this shit started xD

Been going on for too long.

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For all the Muricans and Eurofags VB stands for Very Best

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>>687954275
Oh yeah. Well.

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I'm drinking the best beer out there. fuck this beer is so god damn good.

>>687954847
I didn't know Lagunitas made a red. I'll have to try it.

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The only acceptable beer you faggots

>>687955269
Worst Belgian beer ever imho...

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>>687954937
hell yeah man. like i found out after drinking other reds that reds were my favourite. theres a mermaid one thats pretty fucking good too.. reds are kinda rare in my area though. I just watched a video after some googling though, that the lucky 13 is an Imperial red ale, which means a double red ale.. im a big fan of tripel and doub ipas, but red ones are always the fucking best.. fuck.. i wish i had another one

>>687955593
i'm not a shill, just an alcholic

>>687955698
>Drink beer
>Alcoholic
>Choose one

>>687956115
beeraholic, sorry

>>687957740
I like you dude. Great guy. I hope you get all things you wNt in life. I'll remember you.

>>687958093
Lol, i never will, but thanks

cartlton dry. the aussie way.

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>>687934622
The cheapest bottle of whiskey i could get my hands on. Drinking it hard. Like a fucking boss.

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>>687934622
a nice french malbec

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>>687960146
cheap and strong