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2016-06-05 05:41:12 Post No. 687924039
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Anonymous 2016-06-05 05:41:12 Post No. 687924039 [Report]
What's your last text message from a person of the opposite sex say?
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Anonymous 2016-06-05 05:42:20 Post No.687924197
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Anonymous 2016-06-05 05:42:20 Post No.687924197 [Report]
"Well maybe when you're not sick or exhausted we can change that".
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Anonymous 2016-06-05 05:42:50 Post No.687924276
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Anonymous 2016-06-05 05:42:50 Post No.687924276 [Report]
"Thanks" She's really good about giving one worded replies...
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Anonymous 2016-06-05 05:43:23 Post No.687924336
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Anonymous 2016-06-05 05:43:23 Post No.687924336 [Report]
>>687924039
"oh"
other one is
"️"
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Anonymous 2016-06-05 05:43:49 Post No.687924392
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Anonymous 2016-06-05 05:43:49 Post No.687924392 [Report]
>>687924039
"No its okay"
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Anonymous 2016-06-05 05:44:35 Post No.687924483
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Anonymous 2016-06-05 05:44:35 Post No.687924483 [Report]
>>687924039
"I'm not pregnant"
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Anonymous 2016-06-05 05:45:12 Post No.687924575
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Anonymous 2016-06-05 05:45:12 Post No.687924575 [Report]
Come over and fuck me hard. from my sister.
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Anonymous 2016-06-05 05:45:16 Post No.687924581
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Anonymous 2016-06-05 05:45:16 Post No.687924581 [Report]
>>687924039
"please stop messaging me"
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Anonymous 2016-06-05 05:45:19 Post No.687924593
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Anonymous 2016-06-05 05:45:19 Post No.687924593 [Report]
"I also can't wait "
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Anonymous 2016-06-05 05:45:38 Post No.687924632
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Anonymous 2016-06-05 05:45:38 Post No.687924632 [Report]
"More Trump!"
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Anonymous 2016-06-05 05:46:33 Post No.687924769
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Anonymous 2016-06-05 05:46:33 Post No.687924769 [Report]
>>687924039
"Why do you care about me? Like I'm not even important."
then I called her, took her on a date, now im here
she. is. Awesome.
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Anonymous 2016-06-05 05:46:34 Post No.687924773
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Anonymous 2016-06-05 05:46:34 Post No.687924773 [Report]
You're probably just scared that you might end up being alone. Don't be scared to be single. Take this time to improve and know yourself more. I know you don't dig this kind of bullshit but I'm guessing you might need to try it. You experimented with another chick in the fear that you might end up still being in a ldr after 3-5 years. If we get back together, I can't guarantee that that fear of yours will not turn into reality and we might end up hurting each other again.
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Anonymous 2016-06-05 05:47:01 Post No.687924830
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Anonymous 2016-06-05 05:47:01 Post No.687924830 [Report]
>>687924039
Yes, i was home earlier and took roxxy out but it was raining. You were sleeping. I need to walk her since the rain has stopped.

Courtesy of my mother
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Anonymous 2016-06-05 05:47:11 Post No.687924854
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Anonymous 2016-06-05 05:47:11 Post No.687924854 [Report]
maybe baby see u later, lol karvalol
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Anonymous 2016-06-05 05:47:17 Post No.687924867
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>>687924483
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Anonymous 2016-06-05 05:47:30 Post No.687924903
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>>687924276
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Anonymous 2016-06-05 05:48:22 Post No.687925025
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Anonymous 2016-06-05 05:48:22 Post No.687925025 [Report]
Thank you! Happy Valentine's Day to you too!
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Anonymous 2016-06-05 05:48:27 Post No.687925039
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Anonymous 2016-06-05 05:48:27 Post No.687925039 [Report]
>>687924773
>I need to cal yuh
She wanted me to go to her cousins graduation. I had worked so I cancelled
>I regret it
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Anonymous 2016-06-05 05:48:29 Post No.687925043
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Anonymous 2016-06-05 05:48:29 Post No.687925043 [Report]
Chase acct chk1 was overdrawn at 06/03/2016 06:06:51 AM EDT. Your balance is $-189.23.

Bitch texts me every day.
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Anonymous 2016-06-05 05:48:51 Post No.687925086
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>>687924773
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Anonymous 2016-06-05 05:49:00 Post No.687925108
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Anonymous 2016-06-05 05:49:00 Post No.687925108 [Report]
"mmm I love you"
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Anonymous 2016-06-05 05:49:14 Post No.687925140
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Anonymous 2016-06-05 05:49:14 Post No.687925140 [Report]
>>687924039
"The real you wouldn't say that."
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Anonymous 2016-06-05 05:49:45 Post No.687925208
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Anonymous 2016-06-05 05:49:45 Post No.687925208 [Report]
Error 404: File does not exist
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Anonymous 2016-06-05 05:49:46 Post No.687925222
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Anonymous 2016-06-05 05:50:13 Post No.687925268
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Anonymous 2016-06-05 05:50:13 Post No.687925268 [Report]
>>687924483
hahahaha xD
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Anonymous 2016-06-05 05:50:18 Post No.687925280
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Anonymous 2016-06-05 05:50:18 Post No.687925280 [Report]
"Cool. GoT?"
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Anonymous 2016-06-05 05:50:34 Post No.687925311
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Anonymous 2016-06-05 05:50:34 Post No.687925311 [Report]
shutup nigger
>mfw I'm not black
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Anonymous 2016-06-05 05:51:11 Post No.687925409
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Anonymous 2016-06-05 05:51:11 Post No.687925409 [Report]
"Don't forget my port and bottle please!"
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Anonymous 2016-06-05 05:51:12 Post No.687925411
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>>687924039
"fuck you"
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Anonymous 2016-06-05 05:51:34 Post No.687925463
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Anonymous 2016-06-05 05:51:34 Post No.687925463 [Report]
>okay... damn


Girlfriend found a nail in the tire of her car today, told her to get a can of fix a flat, she was hoping she could put it in without removing the nail. I told her the nail had to be removed first. This was her response. Not sure why that's a big deal. She probably just doesn't have a nail puller or something.
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Anonymous 2016-06-05 05:51:50 Post No.687925511
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Anonymous 2016-06-05 05:51:50 Post No.687925511 [Report]
>>687925311
fire, bro ^_^
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Anonymous 2016-06-05 05:51:59 Post No.687925541
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Anonymous 2016-06-05 05:51:59 Post No.687925541 [Report]
>>687924039
I really really like this image.
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Anonymous 2016-06-05 05:52:03 Post No.687925549
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Anonymous 2016-06-05 05:52:03 Post No.687925549 [Report]
"Or Margot Frank"
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Anonymous 2016-06-05 05:52:12 Post No.687925572
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Anonymous 2016-06-05 05:52:12 Post No.687925572 [Report]
>>687925222
It seems as if the English language is native to neither of you.
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Anonymous 2016-06-05 05:52:15 Post No.687925580
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Anonymous 2016-06-05 05:52:15 Post No.687925580 [Report]
Awww (and a emoticon of a crying kitten)
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Anonymous 2016-06-05 05:52:37 Post No.687925621
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Anonymous 2016-06-05 05:52:37 Post No.687925621 [Report]
Ok, call me today when you time and well catch up :*
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Anonymous 2016-06-05 05:53:00 Post No.687925685
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Anonymous 2016-06-05 05:53:00 Post No.687925685 [Report]
'okay'
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Anonymous 2016-06-05 05:54:42 Post No.687925908
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Anonymous 2016-06-05 05:54:42 Post No.687925908 [Report]
>>687925463
like a pair of pliers?
my son is 7 he has a pair of pliers.
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Anonymous 2016-06-05 05:54:53 Post No.687925941
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^
I
Nothing
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Anonymous 2016-06-05 05:55:52 Post No.687926074
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Anonymous 2016-06-05 05:55:52 Post No.687926074 [Report]
"Tomorrow lunch at the mall"
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Anonymous 2016-06-05 05:55:56 Post No.687926086
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Anonymous 2016-06-05 05:55:56 Post No.687926086 [Report]
"I won't be there"
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Anonymous 2016-06-05 05:56:50 Post No.687926199
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Anonymous 2016-06-05 05:56:50 Post No.687926199 [Report]
>>687925463
why aren't you fixing it for her you faggot
your dumb bitch will probably hurt herself while trying
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Anonymous 2016-06-05 05:56:55 Post No.687926206
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Anonymous 2016-06-05 05:56:55 Post No.687926206 [Report]
"yay" that was February 26th
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Anonymous 2016-06-05 05:57:48 Post No.687926320
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Anonymous 2016-06-05 05:57:48 Post No.687926320 [Report]
>>687924039
Hey, I hope you're sleeping well my Kitten.
I just want to let you know, I've made it back to my place safely.
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Anonymous 2016-06-05 05:57:51 Post No.687926328
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Anonymous 2016-06-05 05:57:51 Post No.687926328 [Report]
>>687925108
Your mom sounds sweet.
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Anonymous 2016-06-05 05:58:22 Post No.687926417
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Anonymous 2016-06-05 05:58:22 Post No.687926417 [Report]
>>687926320
Disgusting
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Anonymous 2016-06-05 05:58:34 Post No.687926456
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Anonymous 2016-06-05 05:58:34 Post No.687926456 [Report]
>>687924039
gotcha*
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Anonymous 2016-06-05 05:59:10 Post No.687926578
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Anonymous 2016-06-05 05:59:10 Post No.687926578 [Report]
>>687926417
Thanks sFam, she's my little Kitty.
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Anonymous 2016-06-05 05:59:50 Post No.687926725
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Anonymous 2016-06-05 05:59:50 Post No.687926725 [Report]
>>687926199
She's gonna bring it over tomorrow, it's not really losing air fast enough to be an immediate concern. Thanks for pretending you understood the situation though, people like you are always good for a laugh.
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Anonymous 2016-06-05 05:59:51 Post No.687926734
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Anonymous 2016-06-05 05:59:51 Post No.687926734 [Report]
>>687926417
kek
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Anonymous 2016-06-05 06:00:22 Post No.687926833
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Anonymous 2016-06-05 06:00:22 Post No.687926833 [Report]
"Already. Mmm be rough."
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Anonymous 2016-06-05 06:01:36 Post No.687927096
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Anonymous 2016-06-05 06:01:36 Post No.687927096 [Report]
"We need to talk"

Then my phone rang...
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Anonymous 2016-06-05 06:01:55 Post No.687927168
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Anonymous 2016-06-05 06:01:55 Post No.687927168 [Report]
Damn, you should reevaluate your life
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Anonymous 2016-06-05 06:02:38 Post No.687927294
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Anonymous 2016-06-05 06:02:38 Post No.687927294 [Report]
>>687924039
"i love you!"
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Anonymous 2016-06-05 06:04:05 Post No.687927494
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Anonymous 2016-06-05 06:04:05 Post No.687927494 [Report]
okay, but you're coming right?
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Anonymous 2016-06-05 06:04:22 Post No.687927531
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Anonymous 2016-06-05 06:04:22 Post No.687927531 [Report]
>>687927168
Whom are you speaking to, newfriend?
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Anonymous 2016-06-05 06:04:43 Post No.687927593
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Anonymous 2016-06-05 06:04:43 Post No.687927593 [Report]
"o/"
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Anonymous 2016-06-05 06:05:11 Post No.687927676
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Anonymous 2016-06-05 06:05:11 Post No.687927676 [Report]
>>687926725
Don't use fix a flat, that shit ruins wheels. Just take it to a garage and have it patched, it's pretty fuckin cheap.
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Anonymous 2016-06-05 06:05:25 Post No.687927702
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Anonymous 2016-06-05 06:05:25 Post No.687927702 [Report]
"be there in 5 mins x"
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Anonymous 2016-06-05 06:05:28 Post No.687927713
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Anonymous 2016-06-05 06:05:28 Post No.687927713 [Report]
Becauuseee?
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Anonymous 2016-06-05 06:05:39 Post No.687927743
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Anonymous 2016-06-05 06:05:39 Post No.687927743 [Report]
>>687927531
>Implying >>687927168 is new
>Implying they were quoting somebody

It sounds to me like that was the last text they had, my dude.
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Anonymous 2016-06-05 06:06:15 Post No.687927833
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Anonymous 2016-06-05 06:06:15 Post No.687927833 [Report]
>>687924039
"Oh"
From my sister.
Context. Talking about when I'm moving back home.
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Anonymous 2016-06-05 06:06:22 Post No.687927848
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Anonymous 2016-06-05 06:06:22 Post No.687927848 [Report]
"Next time I catch you outside my house I'm calling the police"
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Anonymous 2016-06-05 06:06:33 Post No.687927869
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Anonymous 2016-06-05 06:06:33 Post No.687927869 [Report]
"Little bit! But expected since we're trying to get somewhere haha. Yes we can get there!"
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Anonymous 2016-06-05 06:07:05 Post No.687927954
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Anonymous 2016-06-05 06:07:05 Post No.687927954 [Report]
>>687924039
bahahahahahha. yeah the exam thats on today right?

oh my. they look amazingggggggggg. drools.
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Anonymous 2016-06-05 06:07:15 Post No.687927984
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Anonymous 2016-06-05 06:07:15 Post No.687927984 [Report]
>>687924039
>"That's good, pet her to let her know good kitty"
I'm house/cat sitting for my sister.
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Anonymous 2016-06-05 06:07:28 Post No.687928008
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Anonymous 2016-06-05 06:07:28 Post No.687928008 [Report]
"Look at Muh pic bitch"
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Anonymous 2016-06-05 06:07:45 Post No.687928050
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Anonymous 2016-06-05 06:07:45 Post No.687928050 [Report]
"Goodnight, talk to you tomorrow" that was Tuesday.
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Anonymous 2016-06-05 06:07:50 Post No.687928063
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>>687924039
Please delete my number and never contact me or come by my work again. I will have to call the police if you do. Just leave me the fuck alone, creeper
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Anonymous 2016-06-05 06:08:08 Post No.687928111
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Anonymous 2016-06-05 06:08:08 Post No.687928111 [Report]
>nah, it's saturday
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Anonymous 2016-06-05 06:08:49 Post No.687928205
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Anonymous 2016-06-05 06:08:49 Post No.687928205 [Report]
>>687925463
your an idiot and i feel bad for ur gf
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Anonymous 2016-06-05 06:08:53 Post No.687928219
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Anonymous 2016-06-05 06:08:53 Post No.687928219 [Report]
>>687927676
I've used it plenty in the past, never had an issue. What kind of issues does it cause? Also it's about the 3rd one she's got in like 3 months in the same tire so she's getting sick of getting it patched up. Pretty sure it's shitty kids in her apartment complex sticking nails under tires for fun at this point.
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Anonymous 2016-06-05 06:09:54 Post No.687928347
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Anonymous 2016-06-05 06:09:54 Post No.687928347 [Report]
>>687928063
She wants it bad
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Anonymous 2016-06-05 06:10:03 Post No.687928370
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>>687924039
Through a baister
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Anonymous 2016-06-05 06:10:13 Post No.687928396
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Anonymous 2016-06-05 06:10:13 Post No.687928396 [Report]
>>687924039
"Im mad at you dont talk 2 me"
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Anonymous 2016-06-05 06:11:01 Post No.687928515
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Anonymous 2016-06-05 06:11:01 Post No.687928515 [Report]
"i love you"
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Anonymous 2016-06-05 06:11:14 Post No.687928552
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Anonymous 2016-06-05 06:11:14 Post No.687928552 [Report]
Yes.
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Anonymous 2016-06-05 06:11:55 Post No.687928653
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>>687925572
>needing perfect english for a booty call
Ok anon
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Anonymous 2016-06-05 06:12:10 Post No.687928695
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>>687924581
Kek
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Anonymous 2016-06-05 06:12:13 Post No.687928704
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Anonymous 2016-06-05 06:12:13 Post No.687928704 [Report]
What? I made you look good?

From a friend after I made here go to a derby with me to try and get some red neck puss
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Anonymous 2016-06-05 06:12:15 Post No.687928709
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Anonymous 2016-06-05 06:12:15 Post No.687928709 [Report]
>>687928050
MAYBE YOU SHOULD'VE FUCKING
T E X T E D H E R
E X T E D H E R T
X T E D H E R T E
T E D H E R T E X
E D H E R T E X T
D H E R T E X T E
H E R T E X T E D

FAGGOT
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Anonymous 2016-06-05 06:12:19 Post No.687928718
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I have a feeling that some of these are not entirely factual.
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Anonymous 2016-06-05 06:12:28 Post No.687928739
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Anonymous 2016-06-05 06:12:28 Post No.687928739 [Report]
"Fuck it"
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Anonymous 2016-06-05 06:12:54 Post No.687928802
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>>687928347
thing is I work right next door to her apartment. I try talking to her everyday, I stop by with flowers and stuffed bears everyday. But she just says "leave me alone, creep"
Should I stop by?
>pic related is her
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Anonymous 2016-06-05 06:13:05 Post No.687928827
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Anonymous 2016-06-05 06:13:05 Post No.687928827 [Report]
"okie :)"
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Anonymous 2016-06-05 06:13:12 Post No.687928846
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Anonymous 2016-06-05 06:13:12 Post No.687928846 [Report]
"Ok. Check under the cat bowl."

Went home to visit my mom for the weekend.
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Anonymous 2016-06-05 06:13:24 Post No.687928876
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Anonymous 2016-06-05 06:13:24 Post No.687928876 [Report]
"He asked me earlier if I would marry you "
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Anonymous 2016-06-05 06:14:32 Post No.687929043
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Anonymous 2016-06-05 06:14:32 Post No.687929043 [Report]
"get fucked, faggot"
tanks mom
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Anonymous 2016-06-05 06:14:48 Post No.687929075
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Anonymous 2016-06-05 06:14:48 Post No.687929075 [Report]
'Hey, how was work?'
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Anonymous 2016-06-05 06:15:07 Post No.687929114
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Anonymous 2016-06-05 06:15:07 Post No.687929114 [Report]
"So I love you, *I kiss you softly* but goodnight"

...

>inb4 rpfag
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Anonymous 2016-06-05 06:15:13 Post No.687929124
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Since you asked...
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Anonymous 2016-06-05 06:15:48 Post No.687929208
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Anonymous 2016-06-05 06:15:48 Post No.687929208 [Report]
Ive never had a text message from someone of the opposite sex
fuck
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Anonymous 2016-06-05 06:16:12 Post No.687929281
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Anonymous 2016-06-05 06:16:12 Post No.687929281 [Report]
Ek het 'n baie lekker aand gehad. Hahaha shame jaco ek dink aan jou dit klink of jy 'n brutal hangover het. Ek mis jou net so ek wens ek kon al huis toe gekom het en jou styf vasgehou het en nooit laat gaan nie. jy moet jou sondag geniet.
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Anonymous 2016-06-05 06:16:13 Post No.687929282
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Anonymous 2016-06-05 06:16:13 Post No.687929282 [Report]
Bitch I don't communicate with females
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Anonymous 2016-06-05 06:16:29 Post No.687929321
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Anonymous 2016-06-05 06:16:29 Post No.687929321 [Report]
>>687924039
"<3 <3 <3 <3 <3 I need to go see my mother in the hospital, bbl"

Was like an hour ago. Her mother had a hip surgery.
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Anonymous 2016-06-05 06:16:40 Post No.687929343
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Anonymous 2016-06-05 06:16:40 Post No.687929343 [Report]
"I'll try to go over tomorrow"
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Anonymous 2016-06-05 06:17:53 Post No.687929512
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Anonymous 2016-06-05 06:17:53 Post No.687929512 [Report]
>>687925025
Kek
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Anonymous 2016-06-05 06:17:55 Post No.687929514
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Anonymous 2016-06-05 06:17:55 Post No.687929514 [Report]
>>687924039
"Oh my god I could literally drop dead I'm tired as fuck"
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Anonymous 2016-06-05 06:18:22 Post No.687929580
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Anonymous 2016-06-05 06:18:22 Post No.687929580 [Report]
>>687929114
Online dating?
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Anonymous 2016-06-05 06:18:50 Post No.687929646
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Anonymous 2016-06-05 06:18:50 Post No.687929646 [Report]
>>687924039
"Call me in ten minutes please"
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Anonymous 2016-06-05 06:18:57 Post No.687929664
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Anonymous 2016-06-05 06:18:57 Post No.687929664 [Report]
"i get that yesterday was your first time, but hopefully today is better"

Before biking to my gf's house. Yesterday was my 18th birthday, and she took my virginity as her present, but it went MUCH better today (because I actually had a plan and an idea of what it would be like).
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Anonymous 2016-06-05 06:19:26 Post No.687929730
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Anonymous 2016-06-05 06:19:26 Post No.687929730 [Report]
> Aspartame, you mean
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Anonymous 2016-06-05 06:19:34 Post No.687929746
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Anonymous 2016-06-05 06:19:34 Post No.687929746 [Report]
>>687928709
She has a boyfriend and she randomly texted me one day after 4 years of nothing. I tried to get with her back then but I was rejected, so I moved on. I don't really care anymore.
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Anonymous 2016-06-05 06:20:25 Post No.687929860
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Anonymous 2016-06-05 06:20:25 Post No.687929860 [Report]
>>687924039
k
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Anonymous 2016-06-05 06:20:32 Post No.687929882
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Anonymous 2016-06-05 06:20:32 Post No.687929882 [Report]
"Lol"
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Anonymous 2016-06-05 06:20:46 Post No.687929916
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AVGt54DsbHU
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Anonymous 2016-06-05 06:21:08 Post No.687929960
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Anonymous 2016-06-05 06:21:08 Post No.687929960 [Report]
>Shiiiiiiii
>Nice
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Anonymous 2016-06-05 06:21:39 Post No.687930036
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Anonymous 2016-06-05 06:21:39 Post No.687930036 [Report]
>>687929580
yeah
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Anonymous 2016-06-05 06:21:47 Post No.687930053
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Anonymous 2016-06-05 06:21:47 Post No.687930053 [Report]
>>687924039
Kek:

What is there a cock ring on the rug?
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Anonymous 2016-06-05 06:22:05 Post No.687930098
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Anonymous 2016-06-05 06:22:05 Post No.687930098 [Report]
>>687929124
If dubs, reply: if the monkey's nose bleeds, the circus must still go on
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Anonymous 2016-06-05 06:22:31 Post No.687930164
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Anonymous 2016-06-05 06:22:31 Post No.687930164 [Report]
>>687929208
How is that possible, no phone?
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Anonymous 2016-06-05 06:22:38 Post No.687930173
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Anonymous 2016-06-05 06:22:38 Post No.687930173 [Report]
She said be safe and have extra things if you get kicked out
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Anonymous 2016-06-05 06:23:54 Post No.687930359
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Anonymous 2016-06-05 06:23:54 Post No.687930359 [Report]
>>687924039
"you forgot your watch on my desk"
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Anonymous 2016-06-05 06:24:30 Post No.687930446
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Anonymous 2016-06-05 06:24:30 Post No.687930446 [Report]
>>687927743
ex gf now lesbian
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Anonymous 2016-06-05 06:24:43 Post No.687930482
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Anonymous 2016-06-05 06:24:43 Post No.687930482 [Report]
>>687924039

" oh ok"
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Anonymous 2016-06-05 06:24:55 Post No.687930515
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Anonymous 2016-06-05 06:24:55 Post No.687930515 [Report]
"stop texting me or im calling the cops"
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Anonymous 2016-06-05 06:27:02 Post No.687930959
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Anonymous 2016-06-05 06:27:02 Post No.687930959 [Report]
"Can you get the laundry"
Lazy ass bitch get it yourself.
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Anonymous 2016-06-05 06:27:34 Post No.687931080
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Anonymous 2016-06-05 06:27:34 Post No.687931080 [Report]
"Text message not received due to low balance. Recharge account. Msg 2136"
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Anonymous 2016-06-05 06:29:12 Post No.687931453
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Anonymous 2016-06-05 06:29:12 Post No.687931453 [Report]
your father and i are coming over soon
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Anonymous 2016-06-05 06:30:15 Post No.687931647
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Anonymous 2016-06-05 06:30:15 Post No.687931647 [Report]
"True"
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Anonymous 2016-06-05 06:30:27 Post No.687931681
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Anonymous 2016-06-05 06:30:27 Post No.687931681 [Report]
We are at your brother's game, we will be home soon
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Anonymous 2016-06-05 06:30:52 Post No.687931739
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Anonymous 2016-06-05 06:30:52 Post No.687931739 [Report]
"Hmmm let's hope you do good how far away from a c are you??"
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Anonymous 2016-06-05 06:32:02 Post No.687931901
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Anonymous 2016-06-05 06:32:02 Post No.687931901 [Report]
>>687928802
Yes keep doing it so that you can go to jail and the streets will be rid of fucking retards like you
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Anonymous 2016-06-05 06:32:07 Post No.687931912
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Anonymous 2016-06-05 06:32:07 Post No.687931912 [Report]
"I shall"
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Anonymous 2016-06-05 06:33:10 Post No.687932055
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Anonymous 2016-06-05 06:33:10 Post No.687932055 [Report]
"see you tomorrow"
1 month ago
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Anonymous 2016-06-05 06:33:45 Post No.687932134
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Anonymous 2016-06-05 06:33:45 Post No.687932134 [Report]
"I stayed awake but seeing how you still aren't home yet, I'm gonna say goodnight and bye"
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Anonymous 2016-06-05 06:33:45 Post No.687932135
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"Idk check schoology"
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Anonymous 2016-06-05 06:33:48 Post No.687932144
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"Yeah fuck pulled it together tho, I think i look pretty good today all things considered"

I was doing oxy and she bought the blow....
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Anonymous 2016-06-05 06:34:12 Post No.687932200
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Anonymous 2016-06-05 06:34:12 Post No.687932200 [Report]
>>687929580
If it makes it less pathetic I'm meeting her in 3 weeks
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Anonymous 2016-06-05 06:34:30 Post No.687932250
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Anonymous 2016-06-05 06:34:30 Post No.687932250 [Report]
"Yikes dude"
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Anonymous 2016-06-05 06:35:10 Post No.687932342
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Anonymous 2016-06-05 06:35:10 Post No.687932342 [Report]
>>687924039
"do you want anything from the store babe"
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Anonymous 2016-06-05 06:35:24 Post No.687932371
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Anonymous 2016-06-05 06:35:24 Post No.687932371 [Report]
Three thumbs up emojis
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Anonymous 2016-06-05 06:36:19 Post No.687932500
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Anonymous 2016-06-05 06:36:19 Post No.687932500 [Report]
>>687932342
chicken tendies mom, god
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Anonymous 2016-06-05 06:36:47 Post No.687932558
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Anonymous 2016-06-05 06:36:47 Post No.687932558 [Report]
"I'm here", oh fuck she's binging!
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Anonymous 2016-06-05 06:36:49 Post No.687932563
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Anonymous 2016-06-05 06:36:49 Post No.687932563 [Report]
>>687924039
Cuddles :)
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Anonymous 2016-06-05 06:36:49 Post No.687932566
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Anonymous 2016-06-05 06:36:49 Post No.687932566 [Report]
going to the states ill call you when im home babe
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Anonymous 2016-06-05 06:36:54 Post No.687932581
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Anonymous 2016-06-05 06:36:54 Post No.687932581 [Report]
"Sup."
They actually sent the first text.
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Anonymous 2016-06-05 06:37:02 Post No.687932594
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Anonymous 2016-06-05 06:37:02 Post No.687932594 [Report]
Lol party at gramms
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Anonymous 2016-06-05 06:38:01 Post No.687932748
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Anonymous 2016-06-05 06:38:01 Post No.687932748 [Report]
"What time can you come over tomorrow?"
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Anonymous 2016-06-05 06:38:19 Post No.687932798
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Anonymous 2016-06-05 06:38:19 Post No.687932798 [Report]
>>687924039
Oh ok, that's was a month ago.
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Anonymous 2016-06-05 06:38:49 Post No.687932893
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Anonymous 2016-06-05 06:38:49 Post No.687932893 [Report]
"I thought you used a condom"
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Anonymous 2016-06-05 06:39:16 Post No.687932963
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Anonymous 2016-06-05 06:39:16 Post No.687932963 [Report]
The reenactment of the red wedding is about to take place in my pants
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Anonymous 2016-06-05 06:39:37 Post No.687933005
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Anonymous 2016-06-05 06:39:37 Post No.687933005 [Report]
"Shhhh the living room light is on"
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Anonymous 2016-06-05 06:40:19 Post No.687933111
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"Turtle turtle"
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Anonymous 2016-06-05 06:40:27 Post No.687933130
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Anonymous 2016-06-05 06:40:27 Post No.687933130 [Report]
"yo why do you never reply"
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Anonymous 2016-06-05 06:40:30 Post No.687933135
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Anonymous 2016-06-05 06:40:30 Post No.687933135 [Report]
"I'm in love with someone now. We were never really in love and the memories over the last 4 years have been great, but it's over now and you have to accept that"
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Anonymous 2016-06-05 06:40:39 Post No.687933156
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>may 1st
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Anonymous 2016-06-05 06:41:36 Post No.687933310
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Anonymous 2016-06-05 06:41:36 Post No.687933310 [Report]
thats random
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Anonymous 2016-06-05 06:41:38 Post No.687933319
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Anonymous 2016-06-05 06:41:38 Post No.687933319 [Report]
>your daughter wants to talk to you. she had a hard day.
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Anonymous 2016-06-05 06:42:07 Post No.687933394
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Anonymous 2016-06-05 06:42:07 Post No.687933394 [Report]
"i fucking hate dykes dude"
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Anonymous 2016-06-05 06:42:26 Post No.687933438
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Anonymous 2016-06-05 06:42:26 Post No.687933438 [Report]
Yellow car.
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Anonymous 2016-06-05 06:42:50 Post No.687933498
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Anonymous 2016-06-05 06:42:50 Post No.687933498 [Report]
'fucc'
'I am tired.'
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Anonymous 2016-06-05 06:43:19 Post No.687933563
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Anonymous 2016-06-05 06:43:19 Post No.687933563 [Report]
>>687925908
>Cue Banjo music
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Anonymous 2016-06-05 06:45:31 Post No.687933831
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Anonymous 2016-06-05 06:45:31 Post No.687933831 [Report]
>>687924039

What if there wasn't one?
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Anonymous 2016-06-05 06:45:37 Post No.687933844
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Anonymous 2016-06-05 06:45:37 Post No.687933844 [Report]
>>687924039
"i love you, but i know the feeling's not mutual, i guess im gonna have to accept that somehow"
not even an ex. she is hot tho, but hes a lazy cunt.
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Anonymous 2016-06-05 06:46:11 Post No.687933934
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Anonymous 2016-06-05 06:46:11 Post No.687933934 [Report]
>>687924575
Today on things that never happened.
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Anonymous 2016-06-05 06:46:33 Post No.687933975
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Anonymous 2016-06-05 06:46:33 Post No.687933975 [Report]
>>687924039
"Good night, See you tomorrow :)"
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Anonymous 2016-06-05 06:46:48 Post No.687934010
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Anonymous 2016-06-05 06:46:48 Post No.687934010 [Report]
>>687924039
"slut"
shes a cs go friend.
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Anonymous 2016-06-05 06:47:44 Post No.687934122
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Anonymous 2016-06-05 06:47:44 Post No.687934122 [Report]
"Don't talk to me or my son ever again"
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Anonymous 2016-06-05 06:47:46 Post No.687934126
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Anonymous 2016-06-05 06:47:46 Post No.687934126 [Report]
"oh no XP go for a walk?"
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Anonymous 2016-06-05 06:49:17 Post No.687934315
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Anonymous 2016-06-05 06:49:17 Post No.687934315 [Report]
8===D~~<
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Anonymous 2016-06-05 06:50:42 Post No.687934510
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Anonymous 2016-06-05 06:50:42 Post No.687934510 [Report]
Foot long tuna, honey oat, double Swiss cheese, toasted. Honey mustard, mayo. Lettuce, tomato, pickles, onion, salt, pepper. Sugar cookie. Root beer. I'm
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Anonymous 2016-06-05 06:50:47 Post No.687934525
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Anonymous 2016-06-05 06:50:47 Post No.687934525 [Report]
"Yes"
I had suggested we should watch MST3K together
I'm 23, she's 28. Is that weird at all?
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Anonymous 2016-06-05 06:50:52 Post No.687934537
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"...so you're ignoring me then?"
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Anonymous 2016-06-05 06:51:05 Post No.687934570
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"Im just not ready for a relationship right now"
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Anonymous 2016-06-05 06:51:24 Post No.687934616
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Anonymous 2016-06-05 06:51:24 Post No.687934616 [Report]
why bab
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Anonymous 2016-06-05 06:51:27 Post No.687934624
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Anonymous 2016-06-05 06:51:27 Post No.687934624 [Report]
>>687934537
Nice, I'm sure you're a very mature person
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Anonymous 2016-06-05 06:53:48 Post No.687934961
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Anonymous 2016-06-05 06:53:48 Post No.687934961 [Report]
>>687934624
i wanted to tell her to fuck off but then I'd get in trouble if she kills herself
I just said, "No, I was busy."
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Anonymous 2016-06-05 06:54:20 Post No.687935045
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Anonymous 2016-06-05 06:54:20 Post No.687935045 [Report]
>>687933005
>text
>shh light is on
???
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Anonymous 2016-06-05 06:55:00 Post No.687935127
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"My vagina still hurts from last night"
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Anonymous 2016-06-05 06:55:40 Post No.687935207
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Anonymous 2016-06-05 06:55:40 Post No.687935207 [Report]
"No just Sore"

also no, she had gotten off work, not from sex you niggers
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Anonymous 2016-06-05 06:56:58 Post No.687935408
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Anonymous 2016-06-05 06:56:58 Post No.687935408 [Report]
>>687925025
underrated post
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Anonymous 2016-06-05 06:58:25 Post No.687935615
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Anonymous 2016-06-05 06:58:25 Post No.687935615 [Report]
"You bet your ass I do."
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Anonymous 2016-06-05 07:05:22 Post No.687936617
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Anonymous 2016-06-05 07:06:03 Post No.687936731
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I think I've managed to make myself cringe with this one guys.
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Anonymous 2016-06-05 07:06:42 Post No.687936820
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>>687924039
>>687936617
Andrea Russett
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Anonymous 2016-06-05 07:07:36 Post No.687936948
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>>687936820
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Anonymous 2016-06-05 07:07:53 Post No.687936994
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>>687936731
Different girl
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Anonymous 2016-06-05 07:08:16 Post No.687937048
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>>687924039
(heart) (heart) i still would not know~~~

She was being cheeky about me asking her over and over about if her ass hurt from last night.

>feels good
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Anonymous 2016-06-05 07:15:03 Post No.687937948
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Anonymous 2016-06-05 07:15:03 Post No.687937948 [Report]
>>687928695
fuck you
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Anonymous 2016-06-05 07:15:04 Post No.687937951
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>>687936948
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Anonymous 2016-06-05 07:16:50 Post No.687938146
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Anonymous 2016-06-05 07:16:50 Post No.687938146 [Report]
>>687937048
"She was being cheeky"
lol
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Anonymous 2016-06-05 07:19:07 Post No.687938441
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>>687938146
Unintentional pun, but I like it. Thanks for the giggle, anon.
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Anonymous 2016-06-05 07:20:04 Post No.687938618
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Anonymous 2016-06-05 07:20:04 Post No.687938618 [Report]
"Would it be ok if me and jackie come skinny dip in your pool?"
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Anonymous 2016-06-05 07:25:58 Post No.687939340
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>>687937951
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Anonymous 2016-06-05 07:27:51 Post No.687939571
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Anonymous 2016-06-05 07:27:51 Post No.687939571 [Report]
>>687929281
Fucking trash language spoken by animals lower than Trump Supporters on the scale of Hunanity
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Anonymous 2016-06-05 07:30:14 Post No.687939872
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Anonymous 2016-06-05 07:30:14 Post No.687939872 [Report]
>>687924039
"yeah"
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Anonymous 2016-06-05 07:31:04 Post No.687939976
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Anonymous 2016-06-05 07:31:04 Post No.687939976 [Report]
it's gonna rain tomorrow
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Anonymous 2016-06-05 07:32:19 Post No.687940114
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>>687939340
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Anonymous 2016-06-05 07:35:12 Post No.687940422
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Anonymous 2016-06-05 07:35:12 Post No.687940422 [Report]
>>687937048
You know you can just type right?
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Anonymous 2016-06-05 07:35:35 Post No.687940461
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Anonymous 2016-06-05 07:35:35 Post No.687940461 [Report]
Hey its next week her bd.. Anyway bought some chikory and lemons.. I'll get steaks xx
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Anonymous 2016-06-05 07:36:15 Post No.687940522
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Anonymous 2016-06-05 07:36:15 Post No.687940522 [Report]
>Ok, I'll probably only be at mum and dads for an hour or so so shall we meet at mine at 6:30? :)

Such a good boy :)
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Anonymous 2016-06-05 07:36:23 Post No.687940541
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Anonymous 2016-06-05 07:36:23 Post No.687940541 [Report]
>>687928695
Fuck off with your cancer
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Anonymous 2016-06-05 07:37:27 Post No.687940658
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Anonymous 2016-06-05 07:37:27 Post No.687940658 [Report]
>>687924575
seems legit
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Anonymous 2016-06-05 07:37:30 Post No.687940664
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>>687940114
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Anonymous 2016-06-05 07:37:51 Post No.687940696
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Anonymous 2016-06-05 07:37:51 Post No.687940696 [Report]
"See you when I get back"

She ended things through a facebook text while she was gone. Tbh I expected it though
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Anonymous 2016-06-05 07:37:59 Post No.687940714
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Anonymous 2016-06-05 07:37:59 Post No.687940714 [Report]
>>687940422
What? If you mean the (heart)s I just copy and pasted it.
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Anonymous 2016-06-05 07:39:03 Post No.687940827
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>>687940664
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Anonymous 2016-06-05 07:40:17 Post No.687940961
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Anonymous 2016-06-05 07:40:17 Post No.687940961 [Report]
Because you're killing me anyway, bruv
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Anonymous 2016-06-05 07:41:21 Post No.687941080
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Anonymous 2016-06-05 07:41:21 Post No.687941080 [Report]
"So do you want me to give up and leave you alone"
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Anonymous 2016-06-05 07:42:29 Post No.687941204
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Anonymous 2016-06-05 07:42:29 Post No.687941204 [Report]
"Goodnight nate, love you"
Friend with cancer. She just found out it relapsed. I was helping her sort her life out.
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Anonymous 2016-06-05 07:43:08 Post No.687941285
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Anonymous 2016-06-05 07:43:08 Post No.687941285 [Report]
"Happy Birthday! Forgot to tell you this morning. Hope you have a good day. Dad told me about the snow you went through. Sounds pretty scary!"

At least you care, mom :V
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Anonymous 2016-06-05 07:43:14 Post No.687941302
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Anonymous 2016-06-05 07:43:14 Post No.687941302 [Report]
Okay, Thanks for coming :D
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Anonymous 2016-06-05 07:43:33 Post No.687941352
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>>687940827
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Anonymous 2016-06-05 07:44:37 Post No.687941455
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Anonymous 2016-06-05 07:44:37 Post No.687941455 [Report]
"It's u"
A girl telling me she has a crush on me
TFW you are actually a fag
TFW you have to break it to her
TFW you have no face
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Anonymous 2016-06-05 07:44:58 Post No.687941487
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Anonymous 2016-06-05 07:44:58 Post No.687941487 [Report]
"On Grants car? Haha"
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Anonymous 2016-06-05 07:45:06 Post No.687941501
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Anonymous 2016-06-05 07:45:06 Post No.687941501 [Report]
"Next time it'd be a whole lot easier if you just take off your shirt"

And if you fags don't believe me I'll post A screenshot
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Anonymous 2016-06-05 07:47:15 Post No.687941760
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Anonymous 2016-06-05 07:50:42 Post No.687942130
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Anonymous 2016-06-05 07:50:42 Post No.687942130 [Report]
"Tu ne pourra me l'enlever qu'avec les dents ;p"
>You will have to put it off me, by teeth ;p
She just left my home after 3 days of perma sex. We watched the 3 LOTR, XL versions of course.
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