Rusty Case

>an actual name lmao

Corey. And those surnames that Americans like to use as first names, like Mackenzie

josh

>>687923590
israel gutierrez

Petra
>sounds like the name of a disease

>>687923590
Watermelondrea
effin niggers

/b/

>>687923590
Frank

>>687923590
Ben, it's a cuck name

>>687923590
Probably in real life skyler.

>>687923590
Aiden

roland orzibal

oh wait thats best sounding name ever

>>687923590
I fucking hate jews

Todd. Stupidest name ever.

LaRufus.

Dick

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>princess
Not even fucking joking

>>687923590
Andreas... sounds faggy and spic like even though it's found in most scandy countries.

Also any black name really. Lashonda Nay Nay lol.

la-a
three syllable names are just dumb

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>>687923590
Jeb Ellis Bush

Nevaeh because it's not fucking clever at all.

>>687925595
Hi Tucker

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>>687923590
There he goes again with this dumb ass thread, why don't you just kill yourself op? You start this shit all the fuckin time maybe if you went out and talked to girls or something you wouldn't be repeat posting this shit on a saturday night. You're pathetic, everyone hates you. Kill yourself

Dee-ar-nar and spelt 'Diana'

>>687923590
Seiven
pronounced Seven

Arquona, Na'czur(nature), Apple, Roe, Harmony, Melody, anything related to sound, might as well name them Chime or Ding-Dong.

Siobhan because when did a b turn into a v?

>>687926518
And any name with -aden or -aiden in it. Auto autist.

>>687923590
la-a (pronounced LA DASH A)
actual name
fucking monkeys

I met a guy in the navy named Justin Case

>>687926939
Airwrecka lmao

Abcd
Pronounced ab-si-dee

Usnavy, niggers from the coast of my country saw the ships in the sea, and saw "US Navy" printed on them so they thought it would be a good name. No matter where are they from, niggers are always fucking retarded

Tuesday

Demirya,pronounced Deemaryiayy

Jeyra, pronounced Jayda

>>687923590
le-a

pronounced "ledasha"

i dated a girl named swallow

her sister was named apple

swallow went by the name samantha in high school in kitsalino

sad part was their tent caught on fire and apple got burns to like 80 % of her body

lived for years after and one of the other sisters got a burn on her thigh that amounted to 5k a month for life so she got into cocaine

>>687926230
B8

Tate

Beezow Doo-Doo Zopittybop-Bop-Bop


http://www.huffingtonpost.com/entry/beezow-doo-doo-zopittybop-bop-bop-arrested_us_56b1b6aae4b01d80b2448897

>>687923590
madison

>>687929065
this was an internet hoax, faggot

I did know a black girl named "Jade"

except her name was pronounce "Jaw-Day"

Donald Trump

>>687930413
Shawty

>>687923590
My mom was talking about one of her elementary school students being introduced to her by the parents. When she asked his name, he apparently mumbled "Thank God [whatever last name]" like he was ashamed of it. His first and middle names were Thank God, because his mother had alcohol complications during the pregnancy.

A girl I knew in high school has a daughter named December and a son named Seven

i remember some er doc or nurse posting a list of children from a couple and they had named them all where they had been concieved or something

like one was named laundry room
probably a ruse

>>687929070
>i dated a girl named swallow

did she?

a women came into a store i once worked at looking to pick something up for her daughter. turns out the hospital "named her child for her." the name? Female. Pronounced "Feh-mah-lee" (rhymes with tamale). i had to go to the back room because i couldnt contain my laughter i dont know how my coworker stayed composed

>>687923590
Wolston

my son has a kid in his class named courage wolf

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>>687931626
bull fucking shirt fag or fag impersonator

shaniqua

>>687931072
holy shit bro theres a kid at my old high school whose name was seven too

>>687931954
she lives in some shit town near Tallahassee (I think) these days.

Also this anon >>687926324

Why the fuck are all these people naming their kids Seven?

>>687924920
>>687925080
>>687925011
LMFAO. These are great, Tyler is another petty one

>>687932208
cause kabalah
5 and sevens and seven has 5 letters so extra power

and claw of the concillatator

Treasure, Faith, Hope, Destiny, basically any noun that isn't inherently human

Triplets 2015: Boy 1: Agustus Wulfric Zzyzyx Three
Girl: Adolphina Equinox Zelda Nine
Boy 2: Aurelius Wolfgang Twenty Seven Zigmund

>>687923590
The stupidest name is Bernie
/thread

Maricle

Hope you like pole dancing

>>687932551
holy shit... I hope that misspelling of Augustus is their actual name and not just a typo on your part, anon.

Also, remember those neo-nazis in NJ who named their kids Adolph Hitler Campbel, Honszlynn Hinler Jeannie Campbell and JoyceLynn Aryan Nation Campbell?

http://www.nytimes.com/2009/01/20/nyregion/20hitler.html?_r=0

>>687932960
It's short for Bernard, but I think you already know that, you slimey bastard.

Donald Trump

>>687932960
Bernie isn't a name, Bernard is..

Ashanty , an asian classnate

>>687932960
His real name is Bernard

>>687930413
It's not a hoax, niggers are literally that dumb

>>687934269
yeah, no, it's a hoax.. a stupid internet urban legend.

In other news, I had coworkers named Alan Blood and Richard Payne, of course, he went by Dick

Any male name ending in -ie or -ey.
Any female name containing "sh" or containing the letter "q".
Most nigger and Jewish names.
Any name like a fruit, emotion, gemstone or a city.

>>687923590
John, definitively John