>>687915935
Kek I'm gonna try this

>>687915935
i couldnt get this too work. it didnt stop being liquid

yo mean tutorial in general or only fleshligth tutorials

god damn it /b/ I'm so frustrated.

>find pic related one night on /b/ while on vacation in hotel room
>always wanted a flesh light, can't pull off buying one in secret
>cheap, sneaky alternative here we come!
>Even though I'm married and have sex a few times a week, I'm kinky as fuck and like to try weird shit
>be excited to try this as soon as I get home
>get home
>get no alone time for a while
>wife has to make a 90min drive to pick up niece
>now's my chance
>hastily put it together, following steps as best as I can
>after it cooled down, it feels like greasy rubber
>be ok with this
>wife gets home before I can try it out
>frustrated, I hide it in our bedroom
>wife FINALLY engages niece in some arts and crafts
>NOW IS MY CHANCE
>pull up favorite porn vid
>get erection
>can't find lube
>goddamnitwheredidsheputthelube.jpg
>awkwardly text wife asking where lube in a way that doesn't necessarily out me for what I'm attempting
>obtain lube, pull up porn vid, get erection
>herewegooooo
>apparently the size of my dick was underestimated, hole is way too small, too tight
>keep trying anyways
>is uncomfortable
>shame levels rising considerably, keep trying
>it literally begins to fall apart due to the inadequate girth of the whole
>globby chunks fall all over the bathroom floor
>I can still fuck the wreckage god damn it this is going to work
>hear tiny footsteps coming upstairs to my room
>niece wants to show me a picture she drew.l
>god fucking damn it
>sweep up chunks of "soap" off the floor in front of niece
>look at picture drawn by niece
>drawing sucks but I put it on fridge anyways
>explain to wife that the cup full of globby gelatin was an attempt to make homemade "ballistics gel"
>throw everything away

God fucking damn it guys. I'd waited for this for days. DAYS. I feel so fucking butt flustered and ashamed at the same time. Fuck.

Buy a real fleshlight faggots.

Well does anyone have the glove video

>>687917389
In general

>>687915935
Don't do this! It creates mustard gas!

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>>687917532
ok

>>687917548
Mixing corn starch and water doesn't do shit

>>687917489
The butt hole one?

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>>687917833

>>687917833
I'd go down on chicks more often if vaginas didn't smell/taste like absolute shit.

enjoy the yeast infections in your pee-hole

>>687918351
homo

>>687918129
Yeah he makes a fuck able butt hole with a surgeon glove

>>687917548
well memed

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>>687918610
Nah man I'll fuck a vag any time, feels great/10 to be sure.

But the taste and smell of them are unpleasant. True facts.

>>687915935
I'm gonna try this shit

>>687918351
Yes, finally someone.
First time I tried she smelled of piss and melted butter. Damn was she demanding.
She got so embarrassed and mad she asked me to leave....I didn't get a blowjob...turns out she had a bacterial infection...later we try again, still same smell after she took pills for it...she just doesn't shower for me...

Horrible smell

>>687919299

use potato starch instead and play with the ratio and time in microwave. Cornstarch sucks and ive never gotten it work

>>687919596
What is that?

>>687919596
How to make this shEet

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>>687919378
An ex of mine didn't have the best hygiene.
She usually tasted like sweaty musky nastiness but I would do it for her anyways'cause whatever I guess.
One time we were making out and I started getting horny. So, she took her pants off and I went down there.
About 3 inches away from impact my nostrils were hit with a blast of what could only be described as DEAD GOD DAMN FISH. I recoiled immediately. Sat back down next to her, didn't even want to look at her mess I was so disgusted. I almost gagged. Completely turned off by how powerfully disgusting it was. It was so bad I can't even explain it. Never did it for her again.

>>687920082
Mustard gas serum extractor

>>687919889
Noice

WARNING. THE FLESHLIGHT WILL SHATTER LIKE GLASS AND SLICE YOUR COCK OPEN. DO NOT TRY THIS.

>>687920082
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=S-YuS_LFQ5s

>>687920569
Can confirm. Lucky I'm a trans tho

>>687920569
No it won't bruh.
I made one with the desired consistency, but I made the hole way too small and it just kinda pathetically crumbled away in a damp heap.

>>687920569
But senpai it's a gelatinous thingy

>>687920760
MtF or FtM?

I am too. When did you start?

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>>687920813
if done correctly it will shatter making sharp edges while you fuck it. you are beyond lucky

>>687920813
>>687920900
He was trying to bait.
>>687920938
Fell for the bait.

>>687920987
You're killin' me Smalls

>>687920168
>>687920728

>>687920938
Stop cyber raping me

>>687921063
I really am though.

>>687920378
I'm sorry man, same for me an that chick.
Got to put in and though.
But yes...fucking girls amirite

>>687921225
No.

>>687921238
Okay post your tits and a timestamp. Maybe grabbing your cock too.

>>687921225
Kek

>>687915935
>>687916327
>>687917329
http://www.queencatadulttoys.com/factory-seconds-masturbator/
You can buy a good one for $10. Don't bother with DIY garbage.

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>>687920943
Looks tasty but seems like too much work. I don't have the patience for that kind of thing. The armadillo eggs though, them things were
>pic related

>>687921406
Poorfag here man

>>687918351
You're aiming too low.

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>>687918963
don't do this. it makes mustard gas

>on /b/
>taking advice on /b/

Anyone who trusts these pictures are morons. But if you do please post pics

>>687921565
kek

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OP's pic doesnt work, this one does.

>>687921941
PREACH

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>>687921241
It'll be alright. Just gotta find one that takes some pride in herself.
I've tasted a couple nasty ones sure, but there were two girls I've been with that actually tasted GOOD. Like, I WANTED to go down on them. It was as pleasurable as suckin' the boobies.
Find one like that anon.

>>687918816
3 socks, rubber bands, and a glove is what you need.

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>>687921342
They aren't tits yet.

>>687921941
/thread

>>687917428
>2016
>being married

>>687922225
It was rubber glove

>>687922316
>No timestamp
>No grabbing cock

At least do that

>>687922575
>9gag

kys

>>687922556
Believe me. I know. The struggle is real.

>>687922222
Mother of god checkem

>>687922575
>9gag

>>687922222
Underrated quints

>>687922761
>>687923010
>ad hominem

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>>687922948
Holy shit.
Everyone go put two slices of bread in toaster like the pic said and ppst results. Quints demand it.

>>687922662
No thanks. I am not a whore.

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>>687922222
FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFUUUUUUUUUUUUUU

>>687923316
timestamp with the hrt

>>687923316
That's it don't show your fucking tits for these losers

>>687922222
WITNESSED

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>>687923506
NORMIE WHITEKNIGHT GET OUT REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

>>687920164
tear gas + maalox = nerve gas'


nice try, niggerfaggot

>>687923316
You're a whore if you're on /b/ faggot

>>687923435
Ok. Give me a minute.

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>>687921838
Don't do this, it makes mustard gas

>>687922575
Bet those 9fags actually need this guide to go along with their fedoras.

>>687917833
does anyone have the how to: anal thing

like it shows anal 101 from how to get into it, how to clean, how to start, etc.

>>687924423

I agree with anon.

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>>687923506
I have more self respect.

>>687923775
Not a whore for you!

>>687923435
Proof.

>>687924207
i saved this because i find it very useful for understanding and copy human expressions

>>687925010
>for you

If I took your hormones, would you die? You're a big guy.

>>>687920164
your fucking stupid. for once this actually works. Show proof if you think im wrong

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>>687922222
Quints

>>687924423
Clean all your vibrators with alcohol and paper towels. It seriously is beginner level shit. Don't use the same vibrator from your ass to your mouth. Start with something small, don't go insane with the size. It takes a little getting used too but its fun after the 3rd or 4th time.

>>687919596
I want

>>687925263
Anon, it sure sounds like your trying to bait someone into making nerve gas >.>

>>687925263
Anon, it sure sounds like your trying to bait someone into making nerve gas <.<

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>>687922222

>>687925257
No. I would be fine. I would call my pharmacy and get more. I take spirolactone and proscar to kill my testosterone so I do not feel like a dude. That is more important.

>>687925659
Was killing your testosterone part of your plan?

>>687920378
ITT we complain about our 3/10 unhygienic american ex

>>687925659
your dick work any way?

>>687922575
Fucking saved

>>687925659
did you have emotional changes?

>>687922761
>>687923010
>>687924350
>>687924922
Educate yourselves you fucking Neandertals

>>687926692
Graduate middle school you fucking child

>>687925839
It is a necessary step. It reduces masculinization and allows for more complete feminization. Without the spiro and proscar I would look like a dude with girl features. With the proscar and spiro I will grow tits and hips. My face will look like a womans and I will barely have testicles because I don't use them. I am also completely infertile too.

>>687925962
Works fine. Just don't get random erections, only when I want them. I have viagra from my doctor in case it decides not too work the day I need it. Girl at work is really interested in what I am doing and asks about how I work under the belt and wants one of my viagras.

>>687926347
Oh hell yes. I had many changes. I used to never cry and always got angry at the most trivial shit. I was full of rage.

After I started hormones I just felt different. I felt right. I started liking different music. Different foods. I stopped enjoying TV, stopped watching porn. I used to be a loaner but now I am a social butterfly, I talk to everyone. I came out of my shell. There has been a ton of things that changed psychologically.

>>687917833
I couldn't read this through. It ended up pissing me off. "She's the best thing that ever happened to you" fucking pushed me over the line. I am really pissed right now I can't even describe it.

Call me edgy or whatever, I just fucking hate this.

>>687927333
huh
maybe /b/ should all turn into traps then

>>687926870
Yeah I've got my masters my feeble minded ameritard buddy, it's 7am in the civilised world and I'm getting ready to start my sunday. Anyway yeah I occasionally wear a necktie, my job requires me to

>>687926899
Well congratulations, you got yourself transgendered. What's the next step of your master plan?

>>687927662
Kys, I fuck traps not take it in the butt.

>>687926899
>masculinization

You ameritards need to stop raping my language

>>687927631
to be honest i saved this but i never read it
it belongs to /d/ any way

>>687925257
>>687925839
>>687927815
CRASHING THIS PLANE...

WITH NO SURVIVORS!

>>687919889
These are god tier, it sucks they take so much prep though

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>>687927662
I think there are a lot more of us on here than who come out like I did in this thread. Normally I don't post but people seem genuinely curious. i want to educate people so they do not feel like we are freaks or monsters. I amprobably just like you, born a male. I just always wanted to be a female and chose this path to walk. I will never look back.

>>687927815
Yes. Yes I did. I only take it a step at a time. I plan on saving around 10 grand and having my surgery done in thailand if I am not in a relationship by then. If I am with someone who wants me to keep it I will. I still have some months to go before I "look right". I am just taking this day by day and seeing how it goes. I got a manicure yesterday and had my nails painted. Pic related.

>>687927923
Whateva whateva I do what I want.

>>687928594
Faaaat and gaaay and reeetaaarded.

>>687929348
Yes my hands are a bit sausage-y. I understand that.

Anyways, did you feel the need to insult me just because I was transgender or because you are a faggot?

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>>687927333
hey
if I try something like this is going to leave aftermath?
im not trans but i like to play with my brain
you know
live more things
>also chek'em

>>687922575
Fucking meme knot that only fedora try-hards wear.

>>687927631
You're not supposed to actually believe it. It's what you want her to think, because it's turns most women on to 11/10 and she'Lloyd let you a stick it in her pooper.

>>687930247
Lol lloyd. Fucking autocorrect.

Someone post that anal thing

>>687929691
It depends on how long you do it. The reason I feel the way I do is because I am on T-Blockers and estrogen. I had to take T-blockers for a couple months before they were at female levels. Estrogen only took maybe a few weeks to get to the right levels. Changes aren't permanent until about 6 months. You can get hormones from inhousechemist or alldaychemist.


Be careful though, you might find you actually enjoy it like I did and you will realize you are transgender like me.

>>687931244
You just don't give up do you gaybro.

>>687928178
you're a big guy

>>687931779

Tf is u talking about, this is my first time posting in this thread and i want to see what that anal thing he was taking about was is nigha

>>687931835
4 U

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>>687917329
Had to heat it closer to 2 min with an 1100w microwave and around 150g of starch for the 30oz glass I used (I watched for it to start hardening since the glass was clear, pretty easy to tell it starts to turn translucent).
I used a glass cup to get it to heat more thoroughly, trying to pry it out the top 1/4" stuck to the cup (possibly due to heat).
Not too shabby overall while it lasted, I was impatient though and wanted to try it out.
Not sure if my model stick was too small, I didn't wait long enough for it to cool, or if I'm too big. (probably the last one, hue hue)
Lubed myself and inside wall (was still warm) pretty much crumbled trying to stick it in, likely just misjudged the size combed with it not being fully solidified.

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>>687924423
>>687924821
>>687931976

>>687931690
>Be careful though, you might find you actually enjoy it like I did and you will realize you are transgender like me.
you mean addict
right?

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>>687932537

>>687932938
No. Hormones are different. They are a necessity in the body to regulate how one feels. It is like food, it is necessary.

I mean he might end up realizing he does not like having testosterone coarsing through his blood and wants it to remain estrogen like I did. I started out DIY and loved it and how it made me feel.

check it

>>687921308

I have 2/3 of the material already.

>>687924423
>>687924821
>>687931244
if i find it for you, you are going to let my taste your ass?

>>687921441
im a medicfag and i like this

>>687936221
IT IS NOT UNDERSTANDABLE FAG

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keepin' the shoes clean

>>687938052
#8 man. I have that all the time and my turds will be so huge I nearly pass out from the pain. Clogs my toilet too.

>>687920378
This man is the best actor/bro/whatever

I'd have a drink with him

Then have gay sex after

>>687922068
No way lol this is so confused

>>687919596
A: That's just a condom blown up and tied to itself, not that hard to do
B: There would be basically no friction with any amount of lube
C: The game

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>>687922575
DONT DO THIS IT MAKES MUSTARS GAS!

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>>687915935
life hack for how to hummingbird properly

>>687941896
OH FUCK BUT I ALREADY STARTED WHAT DO I DO

>>687942112
ARE YOU FUCKING STUPID? ITS OBVIOUS