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Cmon /b/, no rekt thread? Here yah go.
>>687914476
fake, that's some fish's mouth
>sage, bitch
>>687914815
Lamprey
>>687915306
that's why anon is alright with the ladies.
is this a rekt thread or a faggot gathering?
I'm a fan of poop.
>>687914476
Fucking creepy fingers. Damn I haven't seen this pic in forever. I always hated this fucking picture
>>687917902
He'll never walk again.
>>687915206
>Filename
>>687914476
trypophobia triggered
>>687914476
>eabod
>>687922835
terrible quality
>>687922835
faggot/10
>>687914476
Doesn't this belong in some sort of horror/mindfuck category?
Rekt thread would assume pictures/gifs of people having misfortune. (Excluding gore, that's also a category people have been mixing up)
By the way what ever happened to mindfuck threads?
Those were real quality fun threads back in the day.
>>687920970
FUCK. THAT. NOISE.
>>687925173
What an idiot
>>687914476
and how the fuck you gonna press a button then? with your thumb?
>>687925426
make one, id check it out and contribute
>>687917902
>Arms still in catching position after landing
YUP! You got him! Good job.
>>687925376
Kek
>>687914476
Shopped.
So fake.
Yawn.
>>687922835
Fake.
Yeesh.
>>687917902
>Throwing that fucking foam pad in panic.
Also filename is great.
>>687926631
the fuck was he thinking
>>687925376
When your tank initiates the teamfight.
>>687925523
Never seen this one.. fucking shits crazy.
>>687926459
The fucking filenames are killing it tonight.
>>687927340
Sauce? Really interested to hear details.
>>687928303
http://www.chiangraitimes.com/bride-to-be-and-mother-killer-tasaphol-haekla-apprehended-by-police.html
>>687914476
>>687925715
yet still cool
>>687929040
Not posting the greentext. Shameful.
>Thailand
>dad is a cop, son is a neet who plays vidya all day
>dad berates son for being a failure
>dad pulls out gun for dramatic effect
>gives gun to son saying "you are already killing me so just shoot me so you can do what you please"
>son an heros
>dad turns to smack son thinking the kid shot at him and missed
>both parents realized what happen
>parents break into interpretive dance
http://bangkok.coconuts.co/2015/09/21/gamer-shoots-himself-after-challenged-cop-dad
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>>687915714
sauce plz
>>687921316
I can fap to this
>>687928963
neat
>>687925715
you must be fun at parties
>>687917902
In college we had a buddy in a wheelchair. One night after some excessive drinking he decided he wanted to build a ramp and jump a car in his wheelchair. So here us drunk fuckers are stealing lumber from a construction. Site 2 blocks away and building him a ramp. He gets some speed down a hill, hits ramp, barely gets air, catches on the car roof, flips over, lands on his back, and starts screaming "I can't feel my legs!"
It took our drunk asses a couple minutes to realize he was fucking with us.
>>687926459
thatll teach him lmao
>>687929141
Ok, was he trying to make it seem like the store owner shot him or something?
Did he simply have it pointed backwards or some shit?
Either way, he stood there for like 15 seconds with a hole in his nipple, so that was pretty neat.
>>687919558
The image above this, the person with the face split in half....meh. This image....ohmyfuckinggod, I'm dry heaving at the thought of it. Wtf is wrong with me.
>>687926631
That second train makes the gif.
>>687925376
Daily reminder that fat is still mass
>>687929379
damn...
>>687930499
It's as if that neckhole asshole wants to discuss politics or some shit
>>687929521
Any context to this?
>>687929614
THAT
WAS
EPIC
>>687931413
The fuck
>>687931560
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=A0C4_88ub_M
>>687917902
now he is walking again
>>687914815
No way man, that shit's real.
>>687930087
Goddamn.
>>687915206
>filename
kekerino
>>687929886
and he's fine, what a champ
>>687931200
>gif.
>>687930317
justice boner
>>687922835
It's summertime!
>>687932292
gate close webm*
>>687931753
Great white pelicans eat the young of other birds when fish are scarce
>>687932076
*.webm
Sorry to hear about your OCD anon
>>687930317
Wasn't the kid only partially blind? And wasn't also being a dick to the "bully"?
>>687931413
The longer version is even more fucked up. He walks around for a while before doing that and freaks everyone out.
>>687930087
This can't be real, it's too perfect.
This could be in a horror movie.
>>687929040
I like how they flop on the floor immediate instead of seeing if he's maybe still alive.... fucking mud people.
>inb4 is he ded?
>>687932636
pff, I dunno
>>687932684
>84▶
>File: AfricanCuisine.webm (1.94 MB, 480x
"I eat ass."
>europe is kill
>no
>>687933258
Niggers gonna nig.
>>687926875
The new Elder Scrolls game.
>>687932292
Oh right the car had more mass so yeah that's why he got thrown away.
>>687926972
ice nigga
>>687929886
>rekt
that was a pure win
>>687925634
Does "suicide" count as rekt?
>>687929379
any more to the story?
>>687932560
its okay,
im sorry to hear about your brain damage anon
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>>687925029
same dumb shit, get some new material
>>687933258
if he was docile i'd keep him as a pet. looks like a bro tier bug
>>687926459
man i miss riding the bus sometimes
>>687933585
Does this count?
>>687932925
Talk about no situational awareness. What a fucking retard.
>>687933824
I'm not marine biologist but how in the hell does that work?
>>687930836
I like how nobody gives a shit
>>687924776
kek
>>687933436
That person will never hold in their shit again. The logs will just constantly slide out of the flaps that used to be an anus, and when they have diarrhea it'll be like a faucet turned on full blast.
It was worth it though.
>>687933258
It's so ugly but
>GRRR
>I'ma bite u
>Imma mak u mad
>gur
>gur
>>687933824
what the fuck is this?
>>687927086
sauce?
>>687933490
right!
>>687922835
Jesus, how much of a newfag are you?
>>687932684
i fucking hate niggers
>>687917555
This one is so brutal.
This is why we have guns in the US. Even if it increases gun crime. I'd rather have a .000005% chance of getting shot than a .000002% chance of getting stabbed to death.
>>687933973
Hell if I know.
Enjoy more weird creepies
>>687917555
that shits the most brutal one I have seen, anyone got a story for this?
>>687925705
That filename tho
>>687934274
We all do anon, we all do. Even niggers hate niggers. The only people who don't are white liberals from upper middle class families who have never spent any time around niggers.
>>687934401
Fuck that dude ate some shit.
>>687926875
WTF??? GREEN ARROW??
>>687934215
Nig nog tried to steal
>>687930194
that looked so fucking bad
>>687929886
How did he even get up there?
>>687934765
It appears that guy actually got brain damage from getting slammed down, look at the fencing response at the end.
>>687927086
its a MAGIKARP!!!!
>>687930194
Looks like a spider dying - reflexively getting all curled up
>>687933264
>
Like fucking ants
>>687933436
I'm sad now
>>687920007
hey dude
i dare you to like
staple your eye, man
like right in the middle
itll be fuckin rad dude
>>687931675
Someone needs to find the webm that was on /gif/ a couple of weeks ago. Russian dash cam of an insurance frauder jumping on a car then the driver stepping out and shooting the shit out of him
>>687935119
More like a goddamned zombie movie
>>687934029
They're Asians, the never give a fuck.
>>687933264
looks like a zombie apocalypse
>>687933218
These rag doll physics are amazing
these are all reposts
>>687925329
fucking IDIOT> lock the fucking door when a murderous creature approaches?
>>687934215
He must be high as shit or retarded to treat getting your fingers cut and treating it like a minor inconvenience or a paper cut.
>>687927340
This guy is a better dancer than me.
>>687934153
what the fuck is there a article on that story?
>>687934917
>Filename
>>687935276
She's either doing butane or shit ton of hairspray.
>>687929379
>parents break into interpretive dance
hahaha, this place may be shit but there's always a laugh among the shit
>>687935572
So post something new or shut the fuck up.
>>687934215
That's fucked up, dude behind him picks the best possible time to play grab ass !
>>687929622
"A Different Kind of Painal"
http://m.efukt.com/21068_A_Different_Kind_of_Painal.html
This video makes me laugh even when I'm at my absolute worst
>>687929614
Would've been cool if all survived.
>>687921316
10/10 mspaint editing
>>687927939
>darwinism
But that asshole needs to be raped for not stopping for a child.
Why is it legal to watch these vids?
I mean won't you get arrested for not reporting these incidents?
>>687934302
Why? Having been both stabbed and shot I can say first hand that the shooting was a hell of a lot worse.
>>687935699
Did you see the gun? It was probably that or get shot, I think he was a thief.
>>687927939
That kid looks like he won a prize. "oh boy we eat good tonight, tenderized baby.
>>687935958
fuck you
>>687936473
Whoa, ease up there champ. You're on the wrong site if you don't want to see kids get hurt.
>>687936633
Diability for life and social hate for being a theft or death, i'd go with dead.
>>687936590
Most of these videos are from Brazil or Arabland, and the other half come from news stories and shiieeet.
What a newfag
>>687934302
>Fucking this
>>687927827
Faggot.
>>687933824
Agar.¡o ?¿?¿
>>687936601
Were you stabbed fifty times until you died? Retard..
>>687936288
everyone survived that
>>687937122
I was expecting the trailer to be more smashed up than just the back wheels falling off.
>>687933939
Daily reminder that chinks are subhuman savages & that dogs are white mans best friend.
>>687937338
Everyone even the pilots?
Most jump pilots don't wear chutes as standard and even if they were it means they, unbelted and jumped out a spinning burning cessna that's going straight down?
They're either lucky as lucky can get or it's staged.
>>687932684
All good lads he wiped it with grass
>>687937348
Must have hit the back tires on the trailer
>>687933939
haha
>>687922835
oh wow, is that real??
>>687937222
Trips speak truth
>>687937222
I was gonna argue, but trips.
>>687929379
Real story:
Son: Dad, when i grow up i want to be a minecraft youtuber!
Dad: You really are a failed abortion kid, kill yourself.
Son: LOL ok xD *shoots*
Mom: *seizure*
Dad: *praises to Allah*
>>687935699
or maybe cuz he was getting a gun pointed to his face
>>687937122
I know exactly where this is. Its about ten miles south of a small town called Goldendale, WA.
>>687925029
fucking niggers dont think before they commit any actions. Thanks why Harambe died.
>>687933973
It's a Comb Jelly (Mnemiopsis Leidyi to be exact) and they are known to consume their kind all the time. I actually did a project on these for a Marine Bio course
>>687917662
should have had an umbrella. Could have saved his life.
>>687925376
reminds me of me and my brother. I was the fatty and he got thrown around like a bitch rag doll.
>>687919732
Fuck deer. Stupid fucking animals. The most dangerous wild animal in north america. Kill them and eat them.
>>687931675
shit posting
>>687934302
getting shot brings more trauma to the body, a sharp knife makes a cut, while a pistol or rifle cartridge is a dull object struck at an immense velocity ripping flesh apart from inside.
>>687934226
Frenchy - hes an aussie comedian
>>687938745
did he die?
>>687934226
frenchy aka sugna attack
>>687934343
Whip spiders are 'fuckin adorable. I own one, though she doesn't have pincers like that. They're more like lil nutcrackers.
And she isn't super aggressive.
Rotten.com used to have good shit in like 2000-2002 or so.
Half the links are broken now and I read something about an fbi raid and retroactively illegalized porn and gore and stuff. Bummer.
I always thought the girl with a shark bite chunk bit out of her leg had a nice tan.
>>687938806
>this
>>687924937
kek
>>687933258
what the fuck is that thing?
>>687935818
http://lanesplitter.jalopnik.com/motorcycle-speeder-wins-180-000-in-case-against-cop-wh-1754583037
>>687936590
How is summer?
>>687934153
My fucking god you guys sure have some of the worst cops on the planet dont you. even if the biker was in the wrong(which he wasnt) the fuck is the need to jump out screaming with a taser screaming get on the ground then nearly closeline him half way of getting on the floor?
>>687928963
wow, that did not go how I expected it to go...
>>687940226
noice
>>687936590
Newfag detected GTFO
>>687936590
already ahead of you, kiddo
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i just reported this, have fun in the pokey, faggots
>>687940175
that cop is fucking retarded
>>687932292
He fucking flew
>>687936590
What the fuck am I doing with my life......
Watching the repeated brutal end of human life, and I'm only offended by the troll.
I need a change in life
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>>687937122
i just reported this, have fun in the pokey, faggot
>>687934917
Hahahahah oh I love it. Nigger bitches
>>687937524
Welp, there goes the neighborhood.
>>687941318
lol fag
i just reported this whole thread, have fun in the pokey, faggots
>>687938713
"hey that's first one you posted was cool but let me show you mine! It's the same thing but it's worse and smaller! I'm cool too now right?!?"
>>687917662
Did he died?!
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>>687941761
cool it guys, I don't want to have to report you too
>>687931749
newfag
>>687941909
hey that's first one you posted was cool but let me show you mine! It's the same thing but it's worse and smaller! I'm cool too now right?!?
