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Waifu thread

The rules are very simple:
>Claim your waifu/husbando
>Keep ERP and RP to a minimum
>Refrain from posting porn
>Most importantly: Scheme taking over the world
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>>687914276
NO HORSEFUCKERS
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still here
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>failure 1
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Claiming best nyanpasu

Bout to go to bed though
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non-fuckable robot claimed
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WEW LAD going to need new feet after this con
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Dio-sama...

I may not indulge in thread baking anymore, but this is a disgusting pre-bake.
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Filthy early bake.
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jews
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>>687914479
Renge is a poop at Duck Game
:^)
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>>687914583
b-but muh modurn urt und muh deepnuuss und muh brainfuck ;__;
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So slow on the thread today. I guess Im just distracted by IRL stuff
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>>687914184
Really just pretty sore, maybe minor sprain.

OK, as I said an hour ago, going to bed. Good night y'all.
>>687914479
Good night hun.

>Shiro
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>>687914647
Blow me. Was one picture early.
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>>687914479
Night Renge.
Have a good one
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>>687914276
>rattle wink
>>687914234
You're nice too!
>>687914239
Everything not inside that house.
>>687914598
Need a foot massage?
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>>687914446
Welcome back.
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>>687912007
Well it's a good thing I'm not cute.
>Sorry about that, went to get ready for work.
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>>687914276
Sup guys
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>>687914785
Could've just waited for pic limit.
It's not hard.
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>>687914853
You have no proof that there isn't the same sign on the other side of the door

>btw I meant "That's because" but because I re-typed it since I screwed up I forgot to rewrite the word "because"
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>>687914986
Was trying to get last picture.
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>>687914479
Sup Renge!
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>>687914853
nah im alright
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utz > lays
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>>687914716
Goddamn right I am

>>687914767
Ok, take care of yourself Shiro, and sleep well. Have warm, lengthy dreams of your beloved waifu.
>>687914798
Thanks Yui, have a good one.

>>687914917
Well, well, well, look who's awake.

>>687915123
Just about to go to bed, actually. Had a fair bit of whiskey and may or may not have shit on DM in duck game. What about you?
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>>687914327
I do, but don't expect great criticism from my part.
What do you think of it?
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>>687914583
Right. Sure.

>>687914590
I think it's interesting, but it's too small. It's just a working out of some key aspects of my painting.
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>>687914894
Thanks.
>I don't know what I expected
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>>687914853
Yeah you can massage deez nutz
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>>687915310
Well, I managed to sleep somehow. And now Mizore's trying to lewd me up again.
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>>687915442
>>687915527
Second response.
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>>687915594
Wew lad.
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Finally landed that jump.
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>>687914853
>>687915594
got eem
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>6AM
>Still awake
I want off this ride.
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>>687915599
That's good to hear, particularly after all my insisting. Mizore's always trying to lewd you up, though - that's nothing new.
>I probably would too if I weren't vehemently opposed to it

>>687915594
Fuckin got em

>>687915442
Yuuko.
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>>687914917
Stop lying to yourself.
>and avoiding taking pictures of your panties
>>687915033
Science.
>>687915233
Nah, your awesome.
>>687915594
You got to massage me first.
>>687915599
You got lewd first, teasing me with panty shots yesterday.
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>>687915707
There was quite alot of kyoukos at the con today

>>687915886
HAH
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>>687915940
I can relate.
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>>687915527
Does it have any meaning behind it?

>>687915957
Ren again
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>>687915940
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>>687915957
Ayy lmao

>>687915991
Am I gonna massage your ass?
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>>687916017
Really? Surprising.

I hope they were well done cosplays atleast.
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>>687915991
so what are you doing besides chatting?
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>>687916163
Gave me a hearty laugh.
Thanks for that.
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>>687916236
The one I took a picture with was pretty cute, had coobie on the tip of her spear
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Tfw completely ignored
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>>687914276
No porn no RP? You don't get to make the rules man. Fuck your totalitarian regime. I wanna post porn and role play as my alter-ego the Pussy-Monster
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>>687915957
Wait, what? Why?!
>>687915991
I did not! I was being a completely reasonable non-pantie picture taking Anon.
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>>687916544
Why am I opposed or why would I lewd? Gotta be more specific here Makoto.

>>687916443
Always gotchu on those hearty laughs famalam
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>>687916554
goddamn she thicc as fuck tho
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>>687916466
Okay, that was you. I was wondering. Whatcha doin up so late Operator?
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>>687916702
Why would you want to?!
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Cooking btw so brb

>Yuno
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>>687916461
Mmmm, sounds nice.

Sounds like you had a good time.

>>687916750
She's a Mammoth :^)
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>>687916231
Yes!
>Please do.
>>687916424
...
>Heheh, do you really want to know?
>>687916544
Until you decided to post panty pictures to tease me for being a bit lewd.
>I do remember the blurry bits.
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>>687916871
Meant to quote this with 2nd quote >>687916716
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>>687916834
That image looks like a bit of a confusing rape scene.
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>>687916750
I have to work 10pm to 6am tomorrow so im trying to get a head start on that.

What's up with you?
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>>687916479
Do what you want dude. I only put the rules up there to shut people who actively post here up.
I'm fully aware they stop nothing.
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>>687916969
uh yes
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>>687916144
It's a landscape. It's about art. It's about frustration. It's about despair. It's about the human condition.
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>>687917127
Rules:
>Claim your Waifu/Husbando
>No Claiming Waifu's/Husbando's that have already been claimed
>No stealing (unless trips or more)
>No oversexualised content
>No RP of any kind (maybe some on occasion)
>Discussion is welcomed
>Insults must be original
>If you're posting images you're not lurking
>3D is almost always trash
>Joining means a reserved place in hell
>This is not /b/, This is /Waifu/
>Most importantly have fun

They help set a tone~

>>687917270
It's about the human condition, no wonder i can't figure it out.
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>>687917127
If it's such a bother then stop making threads.
Really stop.
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Witnessed a 6'3 dude one leg jumped stacked boxed that's an inch or two higher than him. Took him a few tries though. I also got pics of a chick with abs. She looks scary but was really friendly and a pic with Jay culter. My legs are fucked becuase box jumping contest.

How is everyone? Did I miss anything or is it the usual?
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>>687917414
Add to the rules

>cringe of this level deserves a (You)
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>>687917414
>>687917452
>
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>>687916834
Because you're a cute, both anon and waifu. Denial of either will not be heard. And for the same reasons that anyone lewds anything, I guess. That said, I'm not a fan of lewd stuff in /waifu/ because I feel it diminishes general thread quality, so I shy away from that.

>>687917534
Just the usual. That's solid - I wish I could have been in that. Box jumps are probably the thing I do best. I'm not huge but I have a pretty sizeable vertical.
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>>687914276
>Scheming rattle
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>>687917452
this
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>>687917550
So what are you gonna put that Rory recon patch on?
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>>687916969
That wasn't me! That was, uhhh, my evil twin from the nth dimension!

>>687917033
It could, I'll admit.

>>687917109
Getting ready to leave for work in a few minutes myself. That's right, you did say you'd be working night shifts for 3 days.

>>687917534
Not much from what I can tell.

>>687917758
I disagree on the me cute, Makoto a cute though. And agreed, probably why I forced myself to sleep the other morning.
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>>687917414
So i keep hearing.
I've not yet seen people behaving any differently because of the rules at the top.
>Apart from people arguing over who's rules are "better"
>>687917452
Nope.
Too impatient.
>>687917776
>Always one off rattles
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my actual waifu
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>>687917863
Ill need to find something. Maybe if I get a surplus army uniform and go to PAX as a JSDF trooper.
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>>687917550
>add

>>687917903
There's surprisingly not as much shitposting as earlier times.
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>>687917957
10/10 claim
Too bad he got taken down.
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>>687917139
It rhymes with rode and right.
>>687917758
I agree, with the cute stuff.
>She's being tsundere
>>687917901
Oh...
Well tell your evil twin I said they are very cute, and I'd totally f-
>Kiss them all over
Also tell them to post more pictures of them in panties.
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>>687917414
It's about everything.
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Loony Luna claimed
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>>687917957
dixie kong is better cgi waifu. fuck you
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>>687916871
I did! Had a SAO photoshoot today, had our laughs and kicks, it was great
>inb4 people give me flack for sao

>>687916969
Such a soft ass~

>>687917534
Think I need a new pair of legs, and a right shoulder, other than that, the sao photoshot was great
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>>687917776
>1 off
I'll just go ahead and grab the noose for you

>>687917901
Disagree all you want but I'm highly doubting that. In any case, I'm about to go to bed myself, so I'll wish you a good day at work now. Have fun, hope the hobos don't trouble you.

>>687918075
>read that as JIDF

>>687918149
>I know it and you know it

Alright, I'm off to bed because it's already too late. Goodnight everyone, sleep well or have a good day.
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>>687914276
sooo ummmm....whats a "waifu"?
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>>687917901
Yeah three to five 8 hour over nights at the retail store I work at. I'm just there to look after the store while we have contractor's putting in new flooring. Last time I did this I just did wheelies in wheelchair the whole time and made sure no homeless people came in the unlocked door.
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>>687918098
it is a shame

>>687918243
dixie kong doesnt close
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>>687918333
2D perfection, as you can see right here >>687918275
>also checked
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>>687918333
>newfag
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>>687917758
Ayyeeee! Highest I can jump was 4.5-4.8ft and I'm 5'7

>>687917901
>heart eyes
Hmmmmmmmmmmm?

>>687918252
Tired from walking? And ayyyeeee
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>>687918082
Sure, but there's no difference between say, your rules and my rules.

>>687918333
In a nutshell, a 2D character you're particularly fond of.
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>>687918375
>bonana
I wish there was a season 2.
We can only hope.
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I was waiting for a loli to stab herself in the head multiple times, but I've got something even better.
A loli's corpse being eaten by crows.

It was a bit gross to look at, but still satisfying.
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>>687918149
like in the process?
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>>687918160
I will now attempt small talk.

So eat well today?
Weather?
How are you?
life?
ext.

>>687918542
If you believe so than you have no reason not to use mine instead~
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>>687918529
Yup and carring my sword somehow made my shoulder tired
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>>687918149
Uhh, I'll...ill be sure to pass the message along.
>>687918275
Doubt all you want, it's the truth! And will do, have a good sleep yo!

>>687918344
So practically my job with an unlocked door! Sounds like a piece of cake.

>>687918529
Does that picture have heart eyes? I'm on mobile and can't tell.
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>>687918542
>Sure, but there's no difference between say, your rules and my rules.

Well then you can use Yuuko's ones.

>>687918252
Glad to hear you enjoyed it.

>Never been to a convention because Italy is shit
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>>687918542
>Sure, but there's no difference between say, your rules and my rules.

Then why the fuck did you change the rules you nigger
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>>687918662
how are the doughnuts staying in place? why did they put them there?
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>>687918252
Mmmm~
>I have a problem, I can't stop.
>>687918649
Getting there.
>about to get there.
>>687918824
Or you could just fill in your twins spot. Noone will know the difference.
>win win.
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