Waifu thread
The rules are very simple:
>Claim your waifu/husbando
>Keep ERP and RP to a minimum
>Refrain from posting porn
>Most importantly: Scheme taking over the world
>>687914276
NO HORSEFUCKERS
still here
>failure 1
Claiming best nyanpasu
Bout to go to bed though
non-fuckable robot claimed
WEW LAD going to need new feet after this con
Dio-sama...
I may not indulge in thread baking anymore, but this is a disgusting pre-bake.
Filthy early bake.
jews
>>687914479
Renge is a poop at Duck Game
:^)
>>687914583
b-but muh modurn urt und muh deepnuuss und muh brainfuck ;__;
So slow on the thread today. I guess Im just distracted by IRL stuff
>>687914184
Really just pretty sore, maybe minor sprain.
OK, as I said an hour ago, going to bed. Good night y'all.
>>687914479
Good night hun.
>Shiro
>>687914630
>>687914647
Blow me. Was one picture early.
>>687914479
Night Renge.
Have a good one
>>687914276
>rattle wink
>>687914234
You're nice too!
>>687914239
Everything not inside that house.
>>687914598
Need a foot massage?
>>687914446
Welcome back.
>>687912007
Well it's a good thing I'm not cute.
>Sorry about that, went to get ready for work.
>>687914276
Sup guys
>>687914785
Could've just waited for pic limit.
It's not hard.
>>687914853
You have no proof that there isn't the same sign on the other side of the door
>btw I meant "That's because" but because I re-typed it since I screwed up I forgot to rewrite the word "because"
>>687914986
Was trying to get last picture.
>>687914479
Sup Renge!
>>687914853
nah im alright
utz > lays
>>687914716
Goddamn right I am
>>687914767
Ok, take care of yourself Shiro, and sleep well. Have warm, lengthy dreams of your beloved waifu.
>>687914798
Thanks Yui, have a good one.
>>687914917
Well, well, well, look who's awake.
>>687915123
Just about to go to bed, actually. Had a fair bit of whiskey and may or may not have shit on DM in duck game. What about you?
>>687914327
I do, but don't expect great criticism from my part.
What do you think of it?
>>687914583
Right. Sure.
>>687914590
I think it's interesting, but it's too small. It's just a working out of some key aspects of my painting.
>>687914894
Thanks.
>I don't know what I expected
>>687914853
Yeah you can massage deez nutz
>>687915310
Well, I managed to sleep somehow. And now Mizore's trying to lewd me up again.
>>687915442
>>687915527
Second response.
>>687915594
Wew lad.
Finally landed that jump.
>>687914853
>>687915594
got eem
>6AM
>Still awake
I want off this ride.
>>687915599
That's good to hear, particularly after all my insisting. Mizore's always trying to lewd you up, though - that's nothing new.
>I probably would too if I weren't vehemently opposed to it
>>687915594
Fuckin got em
>>687915442
Yuuko.
>>687914917
Stop lying to yourself.
>and avoiding taking pictures of your panties
>>687915033
Science.
>>687915233
Nah, your awesome.
>>687915594
You got to massage me first.
>>687915599
You got lewd first, teasing me with panty shots yesterday.
>>687915707
There was quite alot of kyoukos at the con today
>>687915886
HAH
>>687915940
I can relate.
>>687915527
Does it have any meaning behind it?
>>687915957
Ren again
>>687915940
>>687915957
Ayy lmao
>>687915991
Am I gonna massage your ass?
>>687916017
Really? Surprising.
I hope they were well done cosplays atleast.
>>687915991
so what are you doing besides chatting?
>>687916163
Gave me a hearty laugh.
Thanks for that.
>>687916236
The one I took a picture with was pretty cute, had coobie on the tip of her spear
Tfw completely ignored
>>687914276
No porn no RP? You don't get to make the rules man. Fuck your totalitarian regime. I wanna post porn and role play as my alter-ego the Pussy-Monster
>>687915957
Wait, what? Why?!
>>687915991
I did not! I was being a completely reasonable non-pantie picture taking Anon.
>>687916544
Why am I opposed or why would I lewd? Gotta be more specific here Makoto.
>>687916443
Always gotchu on those hearty laughs famalam
>>687916554
goddamn she thicc as fuck tho
>>687916466
Okay, that was you. I was wondering. Whatcha doin up so late Operator?
>>687916702
Why would you want to?!
Cooking btw so brb
>Yuno
>>687916461
Mmmm, sounds nice.
Sounds like you had a good time.
>>687916750
She's a Mammoth :^)
>>687916231
Yes!
>Please do.
>>687916424
...
>Heheh, do you really want to know?
>>687916544
Until you decided to post panty pictures to tease me for being a bit lewd.
>I do remember the blurry bits.
>>687916871
Meant to quote this with 2nd quote >>687916716
>>687916834
That image looks like a bit of a confusing rape scene.
>>687916750
I have to work 10pm to 6am tomorrow so im trying to get a head start on that.
What's up with you?
>>687916479
Do what you want dude. I only put the rules up there to shut people who actively post here up.
I'm fully aware they stop nothing.
>>687916969
uh yes
>>687916144
It's a landscape. It's about art. It's about frustration. It's about despair. It's about the human condition.
>>687917127
Rules:
>Claim your Waifu/Husbando
>No Claiming Waifu's/Husbando's that have already been claimed
>No stealing (unless trips or more)
>No oversexualised content
>No RP of any kind (maybe some on occasion)
>Discussion is welcomed
>Insults must be original
>If you're posting images you're not lurking
>3D is almost always trash
>Joining means a reserved place in hell
>This is not /b/, This is /Waifu/
>Most importantly have fun
They help set a tone~
>>687917270
It's about the human condition, no wonder i can't figure it out.
>>687917127
If it's such a bother then stop making threads.
Really stop.
Witnessed a 6'3 dude one leg jumped stacked boxed that's an inch or two higher than him. Took him a few tries though. I also got pics of a chick with abs. She looks scary but was really friendly and a pic with Jay culter. My legs are fucked becuase box jumping contest.
How is everyone? Did I miss anything or is it the usual?
>>687917414
Add to the rules
>cringe of this level deserves a (You)
>>687917414
>>687917452
>
>>687916834
Because you're a cute, both anon and waifu. Denial of either will not be heard. And for the same reasons that anyone lewds anything, I guess. That said, I'm not a fan of lewd stuff in /waifu/ because I feel it diminishes general thread quality, so I shy away from that.
>>687917534
Just the usual. That's solid - I wish I could have been in that. Box jumps are probably the thing I do best. I'm not huge but I have a pretty sizeable vertical.
>>687914276
>Scheming rattle
>>687917452
this
>>687917550
So what are you gonna put that Rory recon patch on?
>>687916969
That wasn't me! That was, uhhh, my evil twin from the nth dimension!
>>687917033
It could, I'll admit.
>>687917109
Getting ready to leave for work in a few minutes myself. That's right, you did say you'd be working night shifts for 3 days.
>>687917534
Not much from what I can tell.
>>687917758
I disagree on the me cute, Makoto a cute though. And agreed, probably why I forced myself to sleep the other morning.
>>687917414
So i keep hearing.
I've not yet seen people behaving any differently because of the rules at the top.
>Apart from people arguing over who's rules are "better"
>>687917452
Nope.
Too impatient.
>>687917776
>Always one off rattles
my actual waifu
>>687917863
Ill need to find something. Maybe if I get a surplus army uniform and go to PAX as a JSDF trooper.
>>687917550
>add
>>687917903
There's surprisingly not as much shitposting as earlier times.
>>687917957
10/10 claim
Too bad he got taken down.
>>687917139
It rhymes with rode and right.
>>687917758
I agree, with the cute stuff.
>She's being tsundere
>>687917901
Oh...
Well tell your evil twin I said they are very cute, and I'd totally f-
>Kiss them all over
Also tell them to post more pictures of them in panties.
>>687917414
It's about everything.
Loony Luna claimed
>>687917957
dixie kong is better cgi waifu. fuck you
>>687916871
I did! Had a SAO photoshoot today, had our laughs and kicks, it was great
>inb4 people give me flack for sao
>>687916969
Such a soft ass~
>>687917534
Think I need a new pair of legs, and a right shoulder, other than that, the sao photoshot was great
>>687917776
>1 off
I'll just go ahead and grab the noose for you
>>687917901
Disagree all you want but I'm highly doubting that. In any case, I'm about to go to bed myself, so I'll wish you a good day at work now. Have fun, hope the hobos don't trouble you.
>>687918075
>read that as JIDF
>>687918149
>I know it and you know it
Alright, I'm off to bed because it's already too late. Goodnight everyone, sleep well or have a good day.
>>687914276
sooo ummmm....whats a "waifu"?
>>687917901
Yeah three to five 8 hour over nights at the retail store I work at. I'm just there to look after the store while we have contractor's putting in new flooring. Last time I did this I just did wheelies in wheelchair the whole time and made sure no homeless people came in the unlocked door.
>>687918098
it is a shame
>>687918243
dixie kong doesnt close
>>687918333
2D perfection, as you can see right here >>687918275
>also checked
>>687918333
>newfag
>>687917758
Ayyeeee! Highest I can jump was 4.5-4.8ft and I'm 5'7
>>687917901
>heart eyes
Hmmmmmmmmmmm?
>>687918252
Tired from walking? And ayyyeeee
>>687918082
Sure, but there's no difference between say, your rules and my rules.
>>687918333
In a nutshell, a 2D character you're particularly fond of.
>>687918375
>bonana
I wish there was a season 2.
We can only hope.
I was waiting for a loli to stab herself in the head multiple times, but I've got something even better.
A loli's corpse being eaten by crows.
It was a bit gross to look at, but still satisfying.
>>687918149
like in the process?
>>687918160
I will now attempt small talk.
So eat well today?
Weather?
How are you?
life?
ext.
>>687918542
If you believe so than you have no reason not to use mine instead~
>>687918529
Yup and carring my sword somehow made my shoulder tired
>>687918149
Uhh, I'll...ill be sure to pass the message along.
>>687918275
Doubt all you want, it's the truth! And will do, have a good sleep yo!
>>687918344
So practically my job with an unlocked door! Sounds like a piece of cake.
>>687918529
Does that picture have heart eyes? I'm on mobile and can't tell.
>>687918542
>Sure, but there's no difference between say, your rules and my rules.
Well then you can use Yuuko's ones.
>>687918252
Glad to hear you enjoyed it.
>Never been to a convention because Italy is shit
>>687918542
>Sure, but there's no difference between say, your rules and my rules.
Then why the fuck did you change the rules you nigger
>>687918662
how are the doughnuts staying in place? why did they put them there?
>>687918252
Mmmm~
>I have a problem, I can't stop.
>>687918649
Getting there.
>about to get there.
>>687918824
Or you could just fill in your twins spot. Noone will know the difference.
>win win.