How did you make the money?

>>687911061
I'm guessing there's a simple trick and you grew 13 inches and doctors hate you?

How did you do that?

So what's it like setting a new dick sucking record? And why did you chose to suck 84,000 of them instead of, say, 1,000, and still be champion?

>>687911847
>>687912135
Stocks. Started with $2,000 from summer money, bought a shit ton of shares in a Chinese up and coming pharma company, they exploded, cashed out.

>>687911061
you should buy us steam games with your newfound wealth

>>687911061
Why you going to buy a corvette and pay for it in $1's?

>>687911061
Did your uncle abuse you and you got the money in a court settlement?

Willing to buy me a game on steam xD?

>OP made 84,000.50 blowing truckers at interstate rest stops.

>which one of those cheap bastards only paid 0.50?

>all of them

>>687913050
>>687913054
I'm thinking about hiring a broker (trusted family friend) and letting my money grow.. Make $3,000+ a month off of dividends. Fuck Corvette's, currently looking at leasing a Maserari Gran Turismo.

>>687911895
Underrated post. I love these semi obscure references. Just subtle enough to make you feel like it's a minor miracle someone else notices

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does your ass still hurt?

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>>687912795
Congrats man!

>>687913407
I never got the appeal of cars. You should flip houses, you can afford to take risks

>>687913407
I'm retarded. I meant financing and Granturismo.

>>687911061
did you suck 8400000 dicks ?

>>687913874
Cars have always been a passion of mine. Sneakers as well.

>>687911061
yo you should definitely withdraw it in singles and swim in it scrooge McDuck style

What shares? Are these pennys stocks ur talking about? Explain everything u did and used xD

Was it a pennystock? Where did u find it? I wanna try trading also.If u help me out ill post tits for u :)

>>687914380
>>687913407
Used the broker in the latter thread no. He said that shares skyrocketed, I told him to cash out, then I was $82,000 richer in 96 hours. Don't know dick about the market, but I wanna learn. I can get all the papers.

>>687912795

im not very economic, how does a business share grow from 2000 to 84000 in 4 days?

>>687914718
>>687914952
I believe so, he would know.

how did you find out about the company and predict it would do well, and how did you invest the money

>>687915102
It didn't. Shares were very cheap, I spent $2,000 on said shares, when I sold they were worth $84,000.

>>687915198
Hired a broker.

>>687915259

then how that happen

>>687914952
Help me OP I want to rich too
Please tell us how to turn my paycheck into $82,000

>>687915327
I don't think you understand this at all and I don't have the willpower to explain it.

proof or sage

>>687915547

why not

>>687915319
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OP here. Best advice since I'm a newfag to stocks is find a trusted broker and do a high risk investment option. Sure, I could have lost $2,000 but there's really no expenses I need to use that for. Invest within your means. If you get that big payday, cash out... It's important to know when to stop. I'm now looking into investing $55,000 into low risk stock options where I'll make around $3,000 monthly off of dividends. The leftover money will get me my Maserati... I did all this before my sophomore year of college. That's all I can really say, I just got lucky.

>>687916015
Not putting my brokers name on 4chan lol. Do some research.. You'll find one. Just make sure you have the required the capital.

>>687916639
please see
>>687915741
otherwise you are just another fag lying on the internet, I'm very familiar with stocks and the way you're portraying your means looks entirely falsified

>>687911061
what company was it ?
Honestly surprised no ones asked

>>687917203
I'd like to know myself. I play the market myself, but only as a lowly day trader.

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>mfw op has baited so many children

>>687917203
OP here, buddy works GreenWell Financial In Danbury, CT.

>>687917551
No what I meant, I was referring to the company you invested in

>>687917551
No we wanna know the Chinese company so we can check the stock prices and see how full of shit you are.

>>687917806
>>687917729
oh shit op you dun fucked up :), inb4 op aborts

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>>687911061
judging by my personal knowledge if you're 18 and just made $84,000 pic will soon be related.

>>687917516
>The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.
Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact.

Says it right at the top numb nuts, no go away

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>>687917882
You're a fucking idiot, that's to stop niggers going to jail for posting 'i just raped a 12 yr old', honestly being this new, are you a foetus?

ey b0ss can i habe a small loan of a million dollars pls

Buy a car with pennys

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the secret to SUCCess is out. we're gonna get rich boyos.

>>687918054
bad damage control now listen and

>go away aspie

>>687917729
>>687917806
Celator Pharmaceuticals.

>>687911061
So OP are you going to tell us what company you invested in or not ?

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>>687918431
Yep.

>>687918431
>>687918431
>4 days
>company was bought for 1.5billion in may
nice try op, just kill yourself
>>687918309
also that kids right, it's probable cause, you are downs?

that feel when OP is lying

>>687918754
Bought and sold in March.

>>687912795
just this sentence here proves you are full of SHIT. probably talking about that Chink company that cured cancer or some shit in may?

>>687911061
Hush money from the Catholic Church?

>>687918431
The stock jumped $13usd a share if you bought in before may 27th. You wouldn't have even doubled your $2000 you lying fag.

>>687912795
Nice, if this is true you must've either been very lucky or very smart. Grats anon.

>>687911061
That's pretty cool, I guess. I made 3 grand this last month cutting grass and fixing irrigation. Yeah, it's cool to be jealous.

>>687911061
top kek OP, CPXX only increased 2 fold in the last 2 months, so even if you bought 1 share for 1$, you would've still only made 76k, but at least you tried to fool us
also that poster to post count is disgusting, looks like you're trying way too hard, just post a picture of proof, or please leave and never return

>>687913407
a good investor doesn't have the time of fucking day to deal with a teenagers bullshit.

To make money like you are saying you'd need 500k plus. The game isn't that easy, and the fact that you think so just shows your arrogance and naiveness.

>>687919056
I just checked the stock trend, and if you bought $2000 on March 14, which you would either have to be extremely lucky or psychic, and sold on March 18, you wouldve made around $16,000.

>>687918054
I thought it was to stop new moot from going to jail when niggers post they just fucked a 12 year old

In case there are any legit people in here, I have AU$170,000 sitting in the bank just making me about $500 interest a month. Any easy way to make more?