>>687910308
27
wage slave
$9/hour (US)

pic related, 56, history teacher, 40k a year

>>687910308

30
Product Manager
$56,000

19
Metal Worker
$48 hour

>>687910624
What's interesting is that my goal was to be a history teacher, but I got fired my first year.

>>687910308
12
crosswalk
nothing because i am to nice to make money

>>687910851
i molested my student 8 years ago but she didnt tell anyone because i threatened her but i wish she did cause i hate this job

>>687910308
31
car electronics shop manager and installer
40k year

47
M.D GP Brain surgeon
250k - 300k

27/caterer/15anhour

>>687911244
pics of you?

37
CPA
160k

>>687911050
The label of a pedophile doesn't scare you at all?

>>687911244
>>687911511
>>687911422
3 dubs in a row

26
Telecommunications
50,000

>>687910308
20
Intern doing Java/DB2/Front end work for the summer. Going into junior year of college in the fall.
$16/hr

>>687910308
20
CEO
$300k/yr pre bonuses.

26
middle school science teacher
55k

36
Argentine Programmer
32k (u$s) year

>>687911791
Can I have your job for 3 years please

>>687911791
Fortune 500?

22
Welder
$50/hour

129k/yr

33
-Farm Land Manager/RPG maker enthusiast
44k +incentives (not very good incentives)

>>687912028
yeah right

>>687910308
18
eeprom odometer dash prog
10% for every car i make, about 100$ per car and about 2-7 cars per day

>>687912303
There is a difference between shit welds and artistic welds

I'm the latter

24
Civil Engineer
24 $/hr + benefits

37
Ultrasound tech
$86,000 annually

19, navy seal sniper, one dollar for every kill, 300k a year

>>687912023
Fortune 50.

>>687912484
then like any regular weldfag. im sure you have dozens upon dozens of pictures so you can play on that social media

>>687910308
> 27
> Liquor Store Clerk (It's a government job in my state)
> 10.10 USD cos this red state has a hilarious sense of irony.

>>687912484
You weld ladders awesome

I stand around all day doing mostly nothing
$48,000/yr

>>687912900
Oh yeah, 33

i might rape another girl to get out of my job, still op

>>687913222
trips boiz

>>687913222
Trips of truth
Stream it, you fucking faggot

19, daycare teacher, $11/hr

>>687910308
19
13 an hour after taxes. First legal job as well
Gonna get a raise in a month

looking at peoples occupations helps me decide what i want to do can anyone go in depth about their job, welding, ceo, surgeon anything??

$20/hr Canadian equiv of DMV + College student - Social Service Worker. 36 yrs old.

Yeah.. yeah....

>>687913453

Welding is pretty great, depending on what you weld and for who you can get payed around 20-100$ an hour

you can learn it in a week and within a few years you will be good at it

>>687913453
It's easy. You go into the world, do your shit job, come home, browse /b/, lie about your job, push the trades meme, and shitpost the rest of the thread.

28
business consultant
around $300,000, it varies year to year
ama

>>687912525
in school to be an X-Ray tech and hopefully a MRI tech. how do I get to be a ultrasound tech?

25
software engineer
$61k per year
on the low side of pay grade but I am a fresher

16
Hooker
5$blowjob 10for anal
I make about 6000$ a day

>>687913717
Why do you make so little?

>>687910787
How do I u?

24
Data Center technician
$55k/yr

Pretty much just chill in the office and play games all day.

Working towards sys admin though and thats 80k-100k, loved doing that at my first internship.

21
Computer Architect
115k (US)

>>687913717
Does lying on /b/ make you feel like a big man?

As a fag from "out of the sticks" welders can make incredibly good money, however average career only lasts 15 years, most either suffer the affects of poisoning from fumes or lose eyesight from arc flash.

27
Media sales (over the phone exclusively)
90k commission.

If you listen to specific radio stations in major US cities and you hear an add mention child safety or troops, that was me.

>>687913925
It's easy. You just make some bullshit up and post it on 4chan.

>>687910308
54
President of US
$400,000

>>687912028
How do I u?

>>687910624
>>687911933
40
HS/UNIVERSITY teacher
68K

>>687910308
24
aerospace engineer
salary 98k with 22k raise in july if i choose to relocate to japan for 6-12 months

>>687914013
eh if i wanted to lie i'd make up something more interesting. ama or move on, jelly fag

You guys are a bunch of goddamned liars!!!

>>687910308
24
truck driver
43k /yr
only work 18 days a month :^)

28 yo, neurology resident, in training.
no salary, just part time in icu when i can.
my life is shit because i had spent most of it studying and crying,
no social life. no gf.

>>687914115
This dude gets it

I usually make between 45$ and 70$ per job, each job takes 3ish months to complete, I mostly weld titanium

30
farmer
potato

22
coder
65k

>>687910308
69
Gynecologist
$269,069

>>687914651
I think we're in the same place.

This is me: >>687912751

25
Economist
$140,000

>>687914817
Unless you specialize in pediatric gynecology, GTFO.

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>>687914817
Kek

>>687910308
32
Slave
365 whips to my back from massa

>>687910308

26
SOC Analyst
90k

I hate my job

27
Male
Emo hair
IT Fag
120000$ per year

>>687910308
22
Junior software developer
$42,000/yr

>>687915099
so youre that fag from saints row?

26
banking/finance
43k

>>687913764
How'd you get started?

>>687913715
http://www.ratemyteachers.com/eric-dukleth/831750-t

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>>687914449
Sounds like something a liar would say.

>>687915196
y u starting so low

>>687914584
Yeah welding is no joke, I only know the details because I have one friend who does underwater welds (makes my 90k look like chump change but has already nearly died twice) and the other works mostly for power plants welding the boiler feed water tubes shut after leaks.

Couldn't pay me enough to do either tbh. I'll stick to yelling into a phone thank you very much.

43
Owner of gentleman's club
200,000-250,000

>>687915486
> someone makes more than me
> must be a liar

>>687910308
32, sales, $80k

>>687915511
Literally not even done with college, first programming job

22 paralegal 75k

Pharmacy Assistant
18
16.50/hr w/ benefits

22 yo
Electrical engineer intern.
$19/hr

>>687915817
> on /b/
> assuming anyone is being honest
> being this summer

>>687910308 rate me good /b/ or horrible

33, Physician Assistant, 108K after bonus

>>687916143
rate me on ratemyteacher my name is eric dukleth

>>687915562
Im curious. Whats so dangerous about welding underwater?

>>687910308
33
Radiographer
$40K

>>687915468
Gave you all 5-stars and a bullshit review, bro. Don't get caught molesting, alright?

my students hate me so i need some good rep

>>687910308
>15
>Trader
>4 Hours Everyday
>400$ year
>Fuck me

>>687915196
How'd you get started?

>>687916330
Niggers tongue my anus

>>687910308
27
Serial killer
63-80 bodies

30
45k
Clean penises

18 1/2
Biochemical engineer
375K plus bonuses

>>687916267
Literally one mistake and you blow up. I don't know the specifics, but you have to be perfect on every job or you die. It's really technical.

>>687912525
86k as an U/S tech? Quit lyin fam.

>>687913453
find something you like doing instead of a job you hate even if it pays more.

>>687915511
You gotta start somewhere.

>>687916057
I'm really the president of the U.S. guys. Honest.

>>687916693
No you're not
>>687914259
Is president

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>>687916693
> Pic related

>>687910308
20 / Maintenance in a Golf Club / 11/hr

>>687916693
Shit would be cash... Would be...

>>687916267
There's just so much more that can go wrong. Welding in and of itself is already incredibly dangerous, accidentally hitting your oxygen line with the torch, not to mention large fish (I'm from the Ohio River Valley area, there are some humongous man-eating catfish there) startling you and causing accidents.

Very few welders retire from the position. Most can only take the physical abuse from the job for about a decade or so until health issues cause them to quit.

>>687916966
You must be crazy tiny to fit inside of a golf club.

>>687917106
Kek

>>687917049
not worth it. My welding instructor was telling us about how dangerous it is to weld underwater but never went over the details. He also told us they retire early just as you said.

So, the average age of /b/ is 30

Jesus Christ.

25
Pharmacist
About 180k
I work retail and part time in a hospital

20
Assistant-Manager
67k yearly with vacation

38
I jump in front of cars and sue the drivers.
Varies anywhere from 2-50k per hit.

19
SJW,student, defender of LGBTQ rights, anticapitalist, nonbinary, gender fluid, ass lover
$0.00

>>687916018
did you get a degree? in internship hard? do you have any idea how much electrical engineers get paid? I'm doing a degree in electrical engineering at a shitty university, i don't even know if ill get a job after this :(

>>687917798
Retail? If so what company?

>>687910308
30
Parts
48k

>>687914651
Yal hiring? Or...?

24
Technician (auto)
$16/hr + depression and anxiety

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>>687917798

>>687918001
Citi banking, mostly just fixing people's fuck up's all day long so the manger doesn't have to come in & fucking chew me.

18
build lab equipment (dont know the title)
$33000yr (AU)

>>687910308

28

Windmill Technician

Depends

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32
high-school teacher
$105k

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>>687919155
Hahahahaha dubs stop lying

19
Unemployed
0
>mfw I was denied by McDonald's

>>687917798
You don't make that much as an assistant to a manager unless you're making South African Rand.

Assistant manager in a bank branch requires no formal education. You can get there from entry level just by showing up and being relatively competent.

How much do you actually make in USD? I'm guessing something around 20k?

>>687919375
???

>>687919375
He's probably at an all white school in a rich area. They can definitely make that much.

>>687919155
You do not make that much anon. Quit lying

>>687919934
Yes I do.
It converts to $80k in US$

23
Programmer + side shit for web design, scalping parents to make their little league websites
$110,000

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19
Floor Guard
10.50/hr
mfw I get paid to roller-skate all day

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>>687914259
mr president

24
Consultant at EY
$140,000 USD

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>>687917106

21
College student
-10k/yr

I fell for the college meme, kill me.

>>687911746
where? I just graduated with BS in comp sci and i cant find shit

>>687920703
You must be senior management and then some. Base consultat salary at EY is 60k and as. 24 yearold you couldn't have been a chartered account for too long yet. I'd say you're on 80-90k tops

21
Paraveterinary worker
12/hr

23 elementary teacher $46,390

Age: 24
Network design/engineer for big ISP.
77k

>>687912512
That's shit pay for engineering.

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27 (28 in two days)
QA Lab fag at chemical plant
~$60,000 (+/- a few $1000 depending on OT)

22
Marine Engineer
$60,000

21
Business Representative Consultant Management Assistant
95k/yr plus bonuses and health plan

18 (going to college)

Manager at Pizza Ranch

Depends on scheduling

19- money laundering ~ 7500 dollars per week.

27

Full time professor

85k in my first year full time

>>687922932
Seems suspect, but you wrote it on the interwebs, so it must be true.

>>687922932
>Executive Assistant Operations Resource Management Advisor
yeah no this is bullshit

73
President of the world
49271802/hr

>>687910308
19
Law student.
$0 I don't have many time for a decent job

When looking at salaries you have to take location and cost of living into consideration. A $75K per year in middle of nowhere Wisconsin is going to get you a lot farther than a $75K per year job in San Francisco. I went to college in a small town in Wisconsin. It always killed me when these companies from the West Coast would come to job fairs on campus and tell soon to be graduates that starting salaries are $60K. What they didn't mention was that $60K annually in L.A. gets you a studio apartment with two roomates and enough cash left over for one meal per day.

DB manager
112,000 / year
22

>>687924245
yeah pretty much

the cost of living in the midwest and "flyover states" is so fucking cheap

a lot of new graduates are moving to midwestern cities like cleveland, pittsburgh, columbus, etc because cost of living is so cheap

36
Sales
71,000 last year. Great benefits, all sorts of meals with customers, company car. And every day I want to drive that company car into oncoming traffic.

>>687924831
21
Stock trading management for low cut domestic economic sustainable development with large dividends and acceptable oversights.
225k plus bonuses and frequent overseas travel.

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True
>>687910623
>>687910624
>>687910626
>>687910787
>>687910851
>>687911141
>>687911422
>>687911685
>>687911746
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>>687912900
>>687913347
>>687913450
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>>687913686
>>687913715
>>687913741
>>687913764
>>687913953
>>687914013

False
>>687911050
>>687911244
>>687911541
>>687911791
>>687912028
>>687912481
>>687912484
>>687912525
>>687912565
>>687912676
>>687912891
>>687913222
>>687913717

>>687925576
thats what i was thinking

>>687924652
Yep, had a job offer requiring a move from Minnesota to California, offered me double my current salary. Problem was the cost of living was almost triple, it would have been a pay cut.

>>687925733
My uncle makes like 120k and can still barely pay the bills in san francisco lmao

60
11,500,000,000.00 / year
Co-founder of Microsoft

23
EMT
33,000

>>687910308
32
Private Military contractor
$150k-$200k

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>>687912525
29, Neurosurgeon, around 4$/h - Poland

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26
Locksmith
58k $

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>25
>Software Engineer
>180k

42
homeless
0.00/hr +tips

>>687925555
I too like to buzzword my buzzwords

24
seafood factory manager
50k

>>687910308
22
Radiation Tech
100k a year

54
Quality assurance and strategic delivery GM - mining.

Let's just say I paid 200k in taxes last year...

>>687928086
Bullshit. More like 36 k a year

>>687917999
Dont worry, if youre a good student you shouldnt have a problem securing interships. Work hard to secure positions within on campus organizations, work on side projects during your leisure time, work on larger projects with instructors, and have a high gpa. Holding a part time job while attending school full time also says a lot about you. With all these things on your resume you'll secure internships without a problem. Youll have plenty to talk about during interviews whether youre asked technical or behavioral questions. The only thing is the is major itself is time consuming.

19
College
-40k a year

>>687917999
EEs tend to start off earning $60k-$65k /yr. As far as internships go, there is a learning curve at the start but you'll catch on quickly if you work at it.

>>687928320
I live in a small town nigga, only Rad Tech in 200 miles, I make 100 k Salary, and spend most of my day browsing 4chan, only shitty part is that I can't take time off very often, since I don't have a replacement, and they have to call in somebody from out of town, usually Vegas.

>>687920620
Do you ever plan on trying to stop sucking cock, or have you resigned yourself to forever choking down choad?

31, E&I plant maintenance contractor, $100-200k annually

>>687913788
OP's MOM???

26
2 x CCIE Network Architect
contractor 2000 per day
Australia, but have ben working in Singapore and Hong Kong this past year.

19
Forklift driver
14.98/hr

>>687929237
oh man im sorry. Didn't know the whole story. Wont happen again

22 wait tables in south Austin 2.13 an hour plus tips usually make about 100-150 a night

>>687931965
Kerby lane?