Fucking faggot

>>687909997
what else is new,fellow faggot

Gonna eat the stem,posting if i feel trippy or sick

is that your penis?

I studied those extensively in college. By eating them all bitter tastes become sour (contrary to the miracle berry). It lasts for like 4.6 hours

>>687909789
does it bruise blue, if not prob nothing. also it looks like a type of pan, no active tho.

>>687910535
im not too much in too tastes,what exactly is the difference between bitter and sour. I always figured they were the same thing

>>687910535
I'm pretty sure you're full of shit but in case you aren't would you post a species name? I'm super curious.

and not eat random mushrooms, easily could die,.

Probably nothing. I ate one once and nothing happened. They are called death caps for a reason. You may not be immune. I seem to be special. Eat it and find out.

>>687910875
Coffee is bitter
Lemons are sour

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ate one stem,so far i feel nothing.heres another look at a second one

>>687910468
Fucking retard. Hope you die

>>687911279
>Eating unidentified mushrooms

>>687911243
hmm.interesting. I never thought of coffee as bitter but i never eally could think of what id call the taste until now. Thanks for the extra info!

#not your personal google

Serious answer, OP: do NOT fucking eat that. It's a really, really bad idea to eat wild mushrooms if you don't know exactly what you're doing. More mushrooms are poisonous than are edible, and the psychoactive ones are a tiny proportion of the edible ones. So if you eat this, chances are you'll die. Totally seriously. Don't do it.

>>687909789
>what will happen if I eat this?
Unless you can POSITIVELY identify it, fairly good chance of dying. Poisonous mushrooms kill your liver. Hospital can't stop it.

Good luck with that...

>>687911401
i actually did some research for my region. it looks like it might be Psilocybe pelliculosa,but certainly nothing poison that looks like this grows here

you will need a new liver

>>687909789
yeah dude that shit takes you on fuckin unbelievable trips. its tight

>>687911484
>>687911587
Holy shit,I never thought someone on /b/ would tell me not to kill myself. Thanks guys. Let's hope I dont die. i'll keep posting in the mean time

>>687911587
This. OP, if you eat this, chances are you'll be dead or need a liver transplant. Hope you like hospitals, cause you'll be spending a lot of time in them.

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Doesnt looklike Psilocybe pelliculosa tho lol

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>>687911484
srsly fuck off newfag, eat all those god damn mushrooms OP

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>>687911881
You might want to call a doctor, since you already ate some retard

>>687909789
I doubt you are serious but just in case. Eating an unidentified mushroom is akin to madness. Eeeven if it is somehow psilocybe cubensis they are 70%water, ONE wet won't fucking do anything.

>>687912017
op fucking dead then

>>687912296
I live right next to a hospital,should I keep posting in there?

>>687912389
nope im still here,might go to the hospital tho

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>>687912595
You feel sick yet? try to throw it out while u can and call the hospital if you really ate that thing

>>687911881
It's not fast. It can take hours to feel bad, and a few days to kill. What sucks is that once it starts, you are pretty well fucked. Hospital can mainly do supportive stuff like give you fluids and stuff.

Hope you didn't eat much of it

>>687909789
Let it dry, in a dehydrator if you have one. If you see blue specs it's magic. If not it still might but either way that's not very much.

>>687912706
whats up brian aint see you in forever

>>687912706
I actually feel fine. from what I did eat I think it might be a very mild psychoactive. My vision is kinda draggy. my music is slower and my anus feels weird

Your liver might fail, good on ya for eating a random mushroom.
Mushrooms are real fucking alien like.
I dont fuck with random mushrooms, and I dont fuck with squids.

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Conocybe filaris
hope to god u didnt eat that thing if you really did call and ambulance asap

First stage is a latency period of 6 to 24 hours after ingestion, in which the toxins are actively destroying the victim's kidneys and liver, but the victim experiences no discomfort.

>>687913074
I seem to have a habit for avoiding death when I shouldn't so lets hope this is one of those times? anyone wanna hear a story about when I survived a car accident when my truck was upside down afterwards?

>>687912935
Story of my life

looks like a mica cap to me. is it turning a black slimy colour?

>>687913296
For a nigger as dumb as you, it was just a matter of time till you got yourself killed.

Grats on being another statistic.

>>687913281
>Conocybe filaris
you've convinced me. Gonna walk to the hospital and keep you guys updated. Good think I have insurance

>>687913552
Op pls update

>>687913552
stream through cellphone or something somwhere?

>>687914026
>>687914042
got it on my phone. will post pics once I get checked in

>>687914235
good
keep thread active so it doesnt 404

Just, like, eat it man. It's all natural, it's all good.
Only things made by corporations are toxic.

>>687914602
ayyye,u funny nigga

Update. Made it to the hospital,feeling fine after a walk.I think was I was "feeling"earlier was just placebo. Told the front desk chick I ate a mushroom I think might be poison and now im waiting on a doctor

im very curious about this thread. DOnt let it die

>>687915160
picture?

>>687915160
Post pics faggot so I can believe you.

>>687915296
remember me as I lived,a massive faggot who did it for the lolz

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>>687915296
>>687915474
forgot picture

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>>687915578
I respect your balls fellow faggot of /b/

>>687915711 OP forced to throw up in 3... 2...

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>>687915711
Good luck

>>687915578
Looks like a fairy inkcap.
You're fine faggot.
Even the bad fairy inkcaps are not that harmful

stupid cunts that is not nearly enough mushrooms to do ANYTHING, even a small child could ingest them and laugh
fucking tards

>>687915711
person in op pic is white......


obviously not op

You'll turn into a Teenage Mutant Fucking Faggot.

>>687916278
>>>white
>colorblind
>>687911279

Gonna have to puke guys. Never puked willingly before but I know how to do it.

>>687916523
need another selfie when u done puking for the lulz

>>687916492
naw I just changed my shirt,you cant see much of my face but you can see my goatee,i'll post another pic soon

>>687916492
Look on the bright side, someone thought you were white for a second.

>>687911279
As a mycologist I'm going to take a stab in the dark and say you ate an Ink cap in its early stages of development, however I'm not sure because in the first photo the partial veil was very prominent for an ink cap, but we can just assume that it's because it was young.

Pretty much, you won't die, you might get the shits, and your a fucking faggot for eating random fungus you found on the ground kys .

>>687916902
hey how do you get into mycology? what do you major in? what kind of jobs are available?

>>687916902 as a mycologist what shrooms will get me crazy hie way more than anything else?!

Update.puking isnt as hard as I thought it would be,just had to press the old pretty button a few times. I actually feel kinda better cause i had killer munchies earlier and ate a ton of stuff I shouldnt have. Doc took a sample of my vomit and now im waiting in this cold ass room

>>687917404
pic pls op

>>687917404
i have puke fetish send pics

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>>687917537
THERE WILL NEVER BE ANOTHER NIGGA LIKE ME!
EVER

>>687917374
psilocybe mexicana, I grew one flush a few months back, shit is f ucking insane. you can literally order a grow kit which can give you harvests within a few weeks off the net.

>>687917652
ayyy is that a gshock/casio ?

>>687917610It went into to a containment bucket that I dont have anymore,I can go to a bathroom and try again

>>687917652
Anybody able to read his name on that hospital Id tag?

>>687917773
shitty target brand casio. I buy one every few years cause the straps always break.

>>687917652
lmao u crazy :p

>>687918000
Since you got trips I'll give you a hint
My first name is the same as a Luxury car and my last name is a lunch meat

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>>687918000
yeah it says marquis johnson, why?
checkd

>>687918319
Fuck no,not even close faggot.
Although I do have a friend with that name so,kudos

>>687918262
lexus bologne?

>>687918459
shit nigga,I wish

>>687918262
aston/martin cotechino

SO did you actually throw up the mushrooms or is it already in your system?

Btw your name is Bentley Ham

>>687918693
You're all giving me names for my unborn son

>>687918262
Mercedes pickleloaf?

>>687918748
SO CLOSE
but still,hoping I got it all out considering I only at a stem,waiting for a test to come back

>>687918262
Audi smoked turkey.

>>687918262
Bentley ham

>>687918262 Ferrari turkey

>captcha - cars

cadillac salami?

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>>687918693
>>687918887
>>687919107
>>687919167
>>687919253
ur killin me m8

>>687918262
Jaguar Mortadella

>>687919076
bentley devon

>>687909789
Even if it was a psilocybe. you have to eat a bunch of them to get any psychedelic effects. I harvested about 8 libs, dried them and ate them on a sammy and maybe felt euphoric. Probably simply a placebo effect. Which you'll probably start feeling if you are dumb and think one LBM will get you high.

>>687918262
Buick procutto

>>687918262
Maclaren glazed ham.

>>687919476
Fresh Prince of Bell air?

>>687918887
Wounds like a terrible dbz character.

>>687919476
the doctor better hurry then

>>687919781
I was waiting for the Will Smith comment. I get it all the fuckin time

>>687919597
Trips can vary from trip to trip even in the same people dude, my first time having shrooms I ate about 7g of dried psilocybe cubensis and I barely had any visuals, just got the psychological side of the effects but then last week I had 3.5g of the same strain and I had intense visuals more so than I've ever had in any trip.

I read online even 0.25g of dried shrooms can give a small % of people full visual states. The visuals I had were insanely intense, never seen anything like it.