Let her kill herself, problem solved.

>>687901546
throw that btich out a window.

>>687901758
Ain't got time for that, gotta make it happen before summer and she's all like going to some rehab everyday and shit, she really is improving...sucks

>>687902072
Live in first floor

>>687901546
Dump her and Darwin takes the wheel

>>687902238
That's sadly out of the question, too many plans and contracts for the future and shit going on

>>687902449
Why don't u just dump her anyway why does she have to die exactly

>>687901546
Fentanyl

>>687902087
Why...?

even if your behind seven proxies or on TOR you fucked yourself over by posting this on 4chan if you actually do something

>>687902087
This whole thread is really funny

Why do you want to kill her OP?

>>687901546
Clearly, the first thing to do is to post about your plans on the internet.
SO check!
you are on your way my man.

dont do anything illegal. Just make her depressed and find ways to ruin her life


miss todd comes to mind ;)

>>687902111
non creative anon detected.

>>687901546
coward...i dont understand. why dont you dump her.. its not like your married and get some big life insurance

>>687901546
If you can't even figure that out it won't matter how much you'll make it look like suicide. You're going to get caught anyway.

>>687901546
Play Russian Roulette with her and make her go first. Only have the whole thing filled with bullets.

>>687901546
Just dump her, you sad sack of shit.

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Holy shit. Why not this instead
1. Break up
2. Go on with your fucking life and stop being a whiny bitch cunt.
3. Enjoy your life not being a whiny bitch cunt.

Kill yourself.
Might tip her over the edge.
But at least you'll be dead.

>>687902449
>I'm too much of a pussy to handle a stressful situation even when it is what I want

you faggot, kill yourself

>>687904189
/thread

>>687904142
Because if she kills herself he gets off without all the drama, and probably even gets sympathy.

Why are you even on b?

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>>687903932
Can't get a permit
>>687903917
nah
>>687903756
>>687904074
>>687904142
it's way too complicated
>>687903590
been trying for the last year, but she thinks im a saint...dumb bitch
>>687904189
considering 24/7
>>687903676
thanks
>>687903462
lol
>>687903460
because i hate her
>>687903338
bait
>>687903314
yeah cus the police here is smart enough
>>687903261
because i hate her and i want to fuck some bitches before summer is done and we/i move
>>687902972
because i hate her and she is the perfect girl for a stalker ex that will fuck up my life forever
>>687904266
^read the above
thanks, finally. it's not only drama, she will fuck my shit up for life

>>687901546
Is that her in the picture? Want me to seduce her away for you?

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>>687904766
sadly no. would've never even consider this shit if that was her. pic related is her though
>yes she is over 18

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>>687904908
sorry wrong file, this is her

>>687904908
trust me, nobhody was thinking she looks less than 21

>>687901546
Google "exit bag." Easy, painless, cheap. Tell her about it. She might even want to do it herself.

>>687904516
The foulest smelling pussy I ever heard of. who are you trying to fool OP? /b/ is not a place to accommodate "sympathy"

>>687905044
i posted the wrong picture, but no joke, the girl in that pic turned 18 on the day she took it. she went to my school, her name is Iselin Aune
>>687905044
thanks for the tip, will check out
>>687905090
newfag

>>687904516
sounds like something a bitch would want.

>>687904985

Well, I mean, I could still try to woo her away. Then no one has to die, and you can still get the outcome you want.

>>687905090
and btw, i don't care for sympathy. if i did i would've made up a fake bullshit childhood trauma story or something. couldn't give a fuck at all
>>687905246
sry not american, what do you mean by woo?

>>687901546
op too scared to dump a girl...

>>687905440
Woo is sort of a "nicer" way of saying seduce. ;D Got anymore pics of her?

defribilate her
make it look like a heart attack or some shit

>>687904665
>she will fuck my shit up for life

elaborate, this is the one thing people are sticking around to find out.

How could not killing your girlfriend, "fuck your shit up for life"?

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>>687904665
Get her to take something that will knock her out then force feed her the rest of the bottle.

She ODs, you were asleep.

>>687905444
nice trips. but nah i'm not too scared, but it'd be way easier to do that than getting stalked for the rest of my life?
>>687905781
she is a psycho bitch that has among more, anger issues, and everytime she gets angry she takes it out on me. not trying to get any sympathy and i don't feel sorry for myself, believe me. have had to get stitches in my head and hand after multiple freak outs she's had.
>>687905732
not a bad idea
>>687905521
sry no, that's from when we first started dating

>>687901546
Marry her
Last one breathing wins

>>687906068
loool i'd rather die
>>687905983
like what?

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>>687905781
You know what, this thread has taught me something. From now on I'm gonna stop telling people that /b/ isn't there personal army. Because that's what we were. A fucking army of faggots just wait, hoping for some faggot to present a problem so that we could fuck up whoever's bothering them. Now we're overrun by people who don't want to troll.

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>>687906361
Dunno, haven't killed anybody yet. Let me do some research for you, /b/itch.

>>687905440
>btw i dont care for sympathy
>>687904516
>Because if she kills herself he gets off without all the drama, and probably even gets sympathy.

Hence I said accommodate not provide

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>>687906430
Damn, I need some sleep with spelling errors liek that.

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>>687906882

Hold on I got it.

>fill up the tub with warm water and light some candles
>tell her that you want to have a romantic evening or some shit
>she gets in bath, you 'accidentally' drop hair drier in tub

>>687907392
damn that would've been perfect....wish we had a tub. might visit family in the summer, gonna try it out then. will post results if that's what it comes down to.

>>687901546
It Depends
which hand is your girlfriend

>>687906055
Sounds suspiciously like an ex of mine... what country are you from?

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>>687906361
I read that sleeping pills are the most common way that women commit suicide by over dosing.

You know what to do, you magnificent bastard.

>>687907920
damn, how did you survive? norway
>>687907906
damn ur cool
>>687908046
hmmm not bad, thanks for the tip

god damn, /b/, yall niggas more savage than I remembered.

>>687908262
I decided I was going to try to play through the pain, and she ended up leaving me for a guy she met online.

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>>687906055
>"everytime she gets angry she takes it out on me."
If what you claim is true plan an abuse, record it and blackmail her with the footage. She either leaves you or is arrested, either way you could pack your shit and leave Dodge.

If that does't work kill yourself for being such a massive faggot, then the world won't have to worry about that psycho bitch spawning your subpar genetics along with faggotry

>>687901546
thats pretty dark :) drug her up get her to od

>>687901546
Raise her up to a high point in her life, then proceed to kick her feet out from under her, metaphorically. I.e. leave and never say why.

>>687901546
dont kill her you norwegian bitch

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>>687908651
Nigger, I already had that idea and it was good. Get out.

Hot fudge death enema.

>>687908470
lool lucky guy, my gf is waaaay to hooked on me. and i'm not even that good looking nor smart, don't really have a sense of humour too. all her life she's suffered from an abusive family on drugs, later foster family abusing her and shit. i "saved" her lol, fuck this
>>687908626
actually considered, but she wouldn't stop stalking me after getting out of jail or whatever. might as well kill myself if this shit hasn't ended by the end of summer
>>687908651
not my gf in the pic
>>687908855
lool best response
>>687908887
what else is there to do.
a) kill her and be done with this shit
b) dump her and get stalked for the rest of my life, never be able to have somewhat of a normal life
c) kill myself, but i don't wanna because i love life and know how many opportunities i have...but this bitch got me locked behind bars 24/7
>>687909111
lol what is that, imma google

>>687904985
Break up with her..

>>687908262
OP, you're going to commit murder and you just told us that you live in Norway. That narrows it down by a lot.

>Translation: They're tricking you, dipshit.

Wow I have never seen such a bait thread before

>>687908855
nice, it's how I became desensitized before /b/

>>687909243
damn ur right. might as well kill myself lol
>>687909212
summer fag
>>687909286
yeah thanks

>>687909400
I mean just don't say anything about YOURSELF. You can still kill this bitch, though.

>>687901546
Why do you wanna kill her m8 ?