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>>687901540
OP- did your grandparents have any children that were not born mentally retarded?
>>687901699
when the joke: "in your ass" goes too far
>>687901540
rip
>>687902338
Oh fug
>>687902582
Or when someone is accused of being "too far up their own ass"
>>687902338
Nah
Whenever that gif gets posted, I watch it on loop for a couple times, even though I've seen it 100s of times already. Yamaguchi single-handedly stopped the flood of Communism in Japan with that one stab, and he did it for the world to see
here is my mental retardation life in videos https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCRd_E-mSCdS3raFzjFFA7xQ
>>687907019
I eat this.
>>687905913
haha mom and dad busted that ass
>>687902338
oh shiiiiet
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ie6tWLEJf2w
>>687902338
Mama NOOOOO
>>687902338
fuck you
>>687902338
faggot
>>687902338
Dat sheldon do
>>687902338
pls no
>>687908001
It's not CP if it has big tits.
>>687902338
jokes on you my mom's already dead haha
>>687907019
>bruh
>>687907142
I find thid hot af and strangely arousing...is this a band? Sauce
>>687901540
and the ugly people losers that is ugly as shit and is too ugly to hurt the popular people with looks has to hurt the popular people with talking to hurt the popular people cause is ugly as shit and thats the only way to know things and the ugly people losers is ugly as shit and has to make things up to hurt the popular people with talking and has to hurt the popular people with lame talking and the ugly people losers is ugly as shit cause has to hurt people the ugly way with talking and try to be better then the popular people but the ugly people losers is ugly and fat and is going to be rejected cause is lame and fat and ugly and hurt people the ugly way with talking when try to hurt the popular people thats why the ugly people losers is pathatic like the ugly hippo loser women and thats it
>>687901540
https://www.youtube.com/playlist?list=PL96EFECF6E559852E
Here you go!
Anything you say?
>be me
>qt3.14 girlfriend staying over for weekend
>4AM, insomnia
>femanon said she'd come to my room in the morning as she isn't allowed to sleep in here
>go wake up femme
>sneak back to my room
>kissing, hugging, running my hands over her back
>ohdayum.gif
>no bra on, leggings, panties and a flannel
>it's my time
>get femme on couch and start getting her on top of me
>let the grinding begin
>she works me up to a boner in record speed
>rips her shirt off
>wellthatwaseasy.png
>this goes on for some time, swapping rolls
>now around 5:50
>in my boxers
>femme takes leggings off
>begins grinding me incredibly coarse and roughly
>notcomplaining.webm
>things escalate
>THE PANTIES ARE LEAVING THE SNATCH, I REPEAT, THE PANTIES ARE LEAVING THE SNATCH
>LAUNCH THE FINGER ROCKET
>finger rocket launches
>proceed with fingerbanging
>score
>A-anon your sister is waking up soon... I should go before she sees
>agree, that'd be a disaster
>didn't get her to orgasm but eh
The best part?
>femme leaves room
>see bathroom light turn on out of the corner of my eye
>checking for hickeys lel
Just happened. First time for both of us o-o
>>687902338
Please no
>>687902338
Not letting bobzangle get away with that
>>687901540
What's happening here?
>>687906346
Holy fuck
>>687916506
Inb4 underage banned
>>687901540
That fucking jap was propelled with some kind of ignition system or what?
Looks like he even breaks the sound wall when they collide.
>>687917010
Just because it was my first time? Riiight doubt you and your neckbeard have had your first time yet...
>>687917453
>>687917311
camera flash
>>687902338
pissed.
>>687902338
fuck OP bitch
>>687902338
CUNT!
>Fags replying to the bazinga meme
Summer fags detected
>>687902338
I reply with cat
>>give some anything love to this?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fl2YB8km44s
>>687902338
how has no one posted immunity cat?
>>687907142
never understood the K pop obsessed. Way too softcore
>>687924129
>>687907019
wow. I might just see this for the laughs. Had no idea it was gonna be this interesting.
>>687923523
This real?
>>687901540
anything
>>687924985
WTF?
>>687925203
Probably
>>687901540
nigger
>>687902338
BaZimgo
>>687904707
God Bless that squinty some bitch
>>687902338
SMASHING
>>687902338
Fuck
>>687902338
mommy
>>687902338
Nigger Faggot.
One of these boys has gonorrhea in this photo.
>>687925069
cringe every ttime
>>687902338
Fuck you
>>687902338
Nuts
>>687902338
nig
>>687902338
This is the last time
>>687902338
shitdick
>>687926946
>this guy's fuckin face
>>687902338
Sleep tight pizza
>>687902338
reply
>>687928947
Who knew they had /b/tards back then?
>>687902338
Hduahbdbsna
>>687902338
not today
>>687904707
Gee, what a shame, since the Communist party is still in japan.
We don't give up, fucker.
>>687902338
fuck you sheldon you little cunt
>>687902338
oshid
>>687902338
sup
>>687902338
nonononononononoNONnNonOOnoNOnoNNon
>>687901540
A friend of mine
>>687929713
We were victorious over Imperialist Japan.
I am a Communist.
I am not japanese.
We're internationalists, remember?
Vote
http://www.strawpoll.me/10128089
A large flock of flamingos are capable of stripping the flesh off of a fully grown tyrannosaurus in less than 5 minutes.
>>687902338
please no!!!
>>687902338
please no
>>687926946
The first penis inspection day god bless America
>>687931355
text style?
>>687933296
Fraktur
>>687902338
B8 (b8)
>>687903413
Kek, this
>>687908373
That's actually sad.
>>687902338
Don't
>>687902338
Oh shit
>>687902338
fuck
>>687902338
Nah
>>687902338
pls no
>>687905917
Nice gif faggot
>>687902338
Uh oh
>>687902338
Nooooooo
>>687933391
Ta! )))
>>687935178
thank god its not a niggress
>>687902338
Pls no sheldor
>>687902338
I'm not gonna chance it
>>687902338
Fug
>>687908001
>Saves thumbnail
>Is massive faggot
</fact>
>>687908373
This looks like a fucking teletubbies hostage video
Spent a few evenings reading through Boku Girl, I highly recommend it if you don't hate gender-bender stuff. Sadly, not fully translated yet.
>>687911581
True dat
>>687937013
(This faggot isn't the one being gender-bent, he just wears women's lingerie for kicks)
>>687917453
No, he probably thought you was 14. What a fucking newfag
>>687920896
Indeed.
>dem kidz iz fagetz
>>687902338
Better do it I suppose
>>687902338
Ayy
I love my mom
>>687925069
I love her so much. One day we'll be together
>>687925069
I'd use her shit for toothpaste m8
>>687938484
You have passed the threshold from "posts pictures of gay buttsex just to get some reactions" to "dude, why do you have so many pictures of huge black dicks saved on your computer".
>>687902338
fuk
>>687902338
nope
>>687904566
Cool solely cuz the person made that poster
>>687902338
plot twist you will die faggot
>>687902338
Bleh
>>687902338
ytho
Kik: user_name_avalible
Snap: jellyfiists
Send dick pics for me
>>687931355
Dafuq?
>>687939218
the poster is gay though
>>687904707
I've learned so much about history from browsing 4chan. I never knew about this.
>>687925562
saw the actual photo at the death museum in Hollywood whacky shit man
>>687918159
wut happened? all others laughing at him why?
>>687902338
Well I replied
>>687902338
dank
>>687902338
shit
>>687902338
damnit you nigger
>>687940483
they can't believe it's not butter
>>687902338
not even risking that shit
>>687916506
Rustled by copypasta.
>>687926957
serious question
From Where is this shot? i thought both had the same hight?!?!
>>687902338
oh frick
>>687902338
Ha! I got the Immunity cat
>>687941265
One collapsed before the other.
>>687940010
Very, very true. Good skill, poor interest
>>687902338
444
>>687902338
Fuck you
>>687902338
Guaranteed replies for the next month to this image in every thread
>>687902338
no shit, love my mom
>>687941905
>dem kidz iz fagotz
>>687902338
Fuck I hope shes dead, fucking rancid cunt.
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