Evalion fap Thread
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Evalion fap Thread
bumping for nudes
Who?
>>687899563
Some vlogger with yellow teeth and a bunch of le randumb funny memes!! xD!1
She's alright.
post her nudes
>>687899218
I mean ok, doesn't really do it for me but I won't judge.
>>687899772
she looks fucking hideous.
meth. not even once
>>687899672
somone dm this to her on twitter
>>687900019
kys, she is hot af
you do realise she barely turned 18? and most pictures photoshopped here are from when she isnt even 18,photshopped or not this is considered child porn in the US
>>687900245
>kys
that explains a lot. underage b&
>>687900303
>I'm just going to make shit up to suit my own agenda.
KYS
>>687900303
First post in the thread eh?
KYS
>>687900397
i am 18
>>687900422
This
>>687899218
I'd rape the shit out of her.
>>687900422
it is true tho,read up the laws
There he is. There he goes again. Look, everyone! He posted it once again! Isn’t he just the funniest guy around?! Oh my God.
I can almost see your pathetic overweight frame glowing in the dark, lit by your computer screen which is the only source of light in your room, giggling like a like girl as you once again type your little NAZI GIRL thread up and fill in the captcha. Or maybe you don’t even fill in the captcha. Maybe you’re such a disgusting NEET that you actually paid for a 4chan pass, so you just choose the picture. Oh, and we all know the picture. The “epic” EVALION worshipper guy, isn’t it? I imagine you little shit laughing so hard as you click it that you drop your Doritos on the floor, but it’s ok, your mother will clean it up in the morning. Oh, that’s right. Did I fail to mention? You live with your mother. You are a fat fucking fuckup, she’s probably so sick of you already. So sick of having to do everything for you all goddamn day, every day, for a grown man who spends all his time on 4chan posting about a fucking stupid TROLL named Evalion. Just imagine this. She had you, and then she thought you were gonna be a scientist or an astronaut or something grand, and then you became a NEET. A pathetic Iloveevalionfag NEET. She probably cries herself to sleep everyday thinking about how bad it is and how she wishes she could just disappear. She can’t even try to talk with you because all you say is “I REALLY REALLY LIKE THIS PICTURE.” You’ve become a parody of your own self. And that’s all you are. A sad little man laughing in the dark by himself as he prepares to indulge in the same old dance that he’s done a million times now. And that’s all you’ll ever be.
>>687900923
fuck she is literally giving me boner
>>687899672
i want to see her get blacked
>>687902233
Not really.
I bonered over it.
>>687902233
butthurt much?
>>687902543
Why? That's ridiculous. You do realize that if you get used to getting boners to that kinda shit that you might ONLY get boners to that kinda shit later on down the road. Stay away from porn - especially shit like that- and only get erect from having actual sex.
>>687903133
Oh cute.
The guy that says it's cringey is actually a cringelord thats anti-porn while browsing /b/
>>687903291
Hey, I'm just trying to help. You can get mad at me all you want but that's not going to change human psychology.
>>687903516
>you might ONLY get boners to that kinda shit later on down the road
I'm probably twice your age.
This is a myth perpetuated by christ shits.
Kill yourself.
>>687903516
>If l can only get it up watching nigger dicks, everyone can only get it up watching nigger dicks, it's human psychology!
>>687903869
twice his age? what are you? 24?
>>687903869
Think about it like classical conditioning. If you get hard from watching porn, you're going to gain the reaction of getting hard from watching porn. So, what about in an actual sex situation? You never conditioned yourself to get hard from actual sex. The only time you can get hard in that scenario is if you're stroking yourself when watching or imagining porn.
>>687904541
I like you.
>>687904491
That's not even close to what I meant. Didn't you learn about classical conditioning in high school?
>>687904583
You must have a super weak beta shit sex drive or something.
I hope people reading your garbage posts see how full of shit you are.
>>687904583
this is literally the most retarded thing Ive read in this site in the 6 years I have in it
>you get hard for watching girls naked so you wont get hard by watching a girl naked in front of you
>>687904696
Keep parrotting things you don't know shit about, your cringe is hilarious
>>687904842
Watching and actually having sex are two completely different things.
>>687904730
How?
>>687905015
My cringe is hilarious? You're laughing at my cringing? Your English is cringy, my friend.
Stop being so hard headed. If you disagree, then by all means explain yourself, but there's no consideration from you.
>>687905273
Holy shit I think he's actually serious about what he is saying
>>687904583
Simple. You get your girl to do porn for you. Boner.
>>687905273
>this guy
>>687905715
But what about actual intercourse with your girlfriend? Why give that up when you can give up porn instead?
>>687905636
It's really easy to post a puerile sentence with a cringy anime picture; it take a brain to actually develop an opinion other than "I don't like this guy."
>>687905961
I think he just watched so much gay porn that when he was about to have sex he didnt get a boner, and thats when he found out he was gay
>>687906283
I meant to put takes. Not take.
>>687906283
You can always film the actual intercourse and get aroused making the porn, then watch it again later. And again.
>>687906612
Intercourse with whom? If you can't get aroused in bed, then would it be with someone else?
I know from experience that there are a lot of guys that simply can't get aroused from someone else grabbing their dick or sticking it into a vagina. If your girlfriend has sex with another guy, isn't that back to step one?
Always funny when the guy with a weak sex drives tries to deduce that all males must have the same weak sex drive as himself, as a way to deny it's weak at all.
>>687907856
I have a fine sex drive. I have regular sex with my girlfriend.
