>>687897195
Okay, legit advice fag. 'I guess you don't know how pretty you really are'

I'm guessing you're thinking that I won't be able to guess something

start off smooth

I bet you have tattoos on your breasts

See you are willing to accept some of life's risks...

>>687897896
i see where this is going lol

Show us the profile

>>687897195
say 'I guess you don't know what I'm going to guess right'

I would berry my dick so far inside your ass who ever could pull it out would be crowned king arthur

>>687897896
gotta be less obvious

>Let's play a different game, you send me titty pic and I'll send you a dick pic in return.

>>687898553
I guess you're drawn to confident guys who get what they want.


(This sets her up to not want to refuse you...)

ITT: /b/ tries to seduce a girl.

What could possibly go wrong?!

>>687898553
"You resemble my favorite porn star. I guess you are related??"

You're almost as pretty as your sister!

>>687898553
I guess you havent realized that all the men you've been with have probably treated you like an average women, when you should be treated like a queen

Bump because i want to see this trainwreck through.

>>687899659
Im just here for the show

>>687899816
roll

Suck my nigger dick

"you where molested and raped by your dad when you where 12 and your older siblings never did anything to help you even when you told them"

>>687899958
Roll

>>687900063
Sex

>>687899958
roll

>>687900063
And if they wanted to give you the best orgasm of your life?

>>687900063
I guess you didn't graduate from high school

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>>687900063
>depeding
fuck this hoe

k well whatever ask her what she thinks you want or some shit op, should be an easy lay

>>687900147
Roll

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>Tfw had a genuinely good one and was fucking 15 minute temp banned so I couldn't do it in a timely fashion.

JUST............

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>>687900237
this will definitely get you tits op

you want to fuck my anus with your 70 inch strapon

>>687899958
do it op girls love it when you guess their tragic backstories

>>687900248
This. Ask her what she thinks you want.

"Oh? What do you think I want?"

She looks like a tranny...and i been around more trannies than females.

>>687900558
nigga you got to tie in the guessing game too. 'time for you to guess what i want' or some shit.

>>687900717
suspense, op, build suspense.

i could tell you what i want, but that would spoil the fun, don't you think?

>>687900717
I WANT YOUR DICK

>>687900768
nigga pls
>>687900717
wew lad that's some fucking shit right there.

Tell her to try guessing anyway. Assure her that her guess can't possibly be that bad or something.

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>>687899659
what could possibly go wrong

>>687897896
This. if she will say its not true then prove it

You don't need to guess because you know exactly what we want,

Just do it OP
DO IT

>>687900883
This

Help me get tits SC hannahrain2016

if dubs then
"I think you want a good time, same as me"

>>687900985
>we

>>687900717
> I want to suck honey rolling down your titties

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>>687901209
far too soft core for internet hookup, anon

>>687901259
Are you 14?

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>>687901377
ya 14 inches deep in your mom

>>687901548
Damn son. She just laid it on you.

>>687900939
This. She'll love that shit.

OP here, I dont think shes horny enough

>>687900717
>I want to get to know you slowly, so slowly, until you ache for me. Until you can't control yourself any longer. Then I want to fuck your father and make sure you catch us.

>>687901548
tell her you're looking for dry anal with someone who doesn't want it.

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>>687901776
SO FUCKING CLOSE

>>687901548
I want romance. I want long walks on the beach and one order of spaghetti at Rizzottsi's. I know you want it too. I can feel it. I don't half to guess anymore. I love you. Also whats you're snapchat?

>>687901548
"I would like to get to know you really well, and see where things go. What about you?"

>>687901847
bump

>>687901847
roll

>>687901706
Unless you guys have any good suggestions to keep it rolling, ill open it up to dubs for next reply

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>>687901548
ah fuck, she serious about this what you want shit here
you got to bring down the line, no more cutesy shit

uhhh shit i dont know maybe i want you, and something about your energy is best spent on her

finesse it op

>>687901776
this

She's lighting him on fire.

Look dude, if you're just fucking with her, say some dumb gay shit.
If not, drop the thread talk to her like a fuckin maaaaan.

>>687901548
dammit op, wasn't smooth enough

Do you have a cock?

This girl is a bitch. It would be slightly acceptable if she was attractive. Just fuck with her OP

>>687900717
Say you want a big fat dick in your ass

>>687901548
marry her fam.
"I'm guessing that my energy is best spent focusing on you."

>>687901548
i want you

Tell her you want to strip her the fuck down and tie her up, make her soak tease her and fuck her brains out. You'll blow her load on her face get some noodz or gtfo

>I want a beautiful intelligent fine woman to caress my asshole then fill it will love, you down... M'lady?

Perhaps try being both honest, and somewhat pseudo romantic.

Such as telling her straight up that you would be very pleased by images of her nude, but that you aren't entirely that shallow and would also love to get to know her better and build a relationship with her.

>>687901548
I want dem titties

>>687901548
Holy fuck op u really are worthless. Ppl were giving u some good advice what to say and u pick the worst.

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>>687902179
no guessing. forget the guessing and the questions. she needs a statement from a man.

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>>687902244
>M'lady

Tell her you want to fuck her and then cuck her mom by fucking her dad

>>687901548
Listen to me, fuckpig. I've had it with your motherfucking centipedes. Tell me you want sum fuck or I'll kill a nigger.
Please respond.

I want you to fuck me like you would if you had an imaginary brother.

>>687902265
FUCKING THIS

>>687901548
>>687901548
>What does expedite mean?

>i want to become someone who you can have fun with and enjoy spending time with. I want to show you off to my family and hopefully see yours so that i can milk your fathers nut juice straight into my prostate

>>687897195

>send me a picture of your tits and I'll send my dick

The easiest way to get tits. These things are very quick to happen nowadays. Everyone is horny all of the time. The world is obsessed with sex. Women are obsessed with sex. Not just plain old sex, but sex with assholes with lots of money and a room for vaginal torture.

Ask and you will receive.

>>687902621
Get rid of

>>687902398
reroll

>>687901776
i dont think i've laughed so hard

>>687902621
It means to hurry p aka she's horny and he's blowing it like a fucking idiot

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>>687897195
OP update?

>>687902717
It was a suggested reply, it doesn't mean that. It means to quicken the process by cutting to the chase.

OP HERE< WAITING ON REPLY FAGGOTS

>>687902621
Kek roll

Tell her you just masturbated to granny porn so your only looking for pleasant conversation.

>>687902621
It means to cook in a microwave, chef speak

>>687902621
ROLL

"Also, are you going to vote for Trump too?"

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>>687902918
the suspense

>>687897195
Tell her bluntly that you as a male want see her tits

Tell her "sounds like you're setting the bar pretty low for yourself"

>>687902908
"No it would expedite the process"
It could mean hurry or get rid of the process.

>>687901776
Rolling

>>687898553
I already hate her

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>waits patiently

>>687901548
My venus, come see the penis of a genius, we'll create a fetus unless you want me to stick it up your anus.

>>687903365
No way that'll work

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hey op, do you have any other pics of this hoe?

pic unrelated

>>687903213
>>687903031
>>687902743
>>687902717
Jesus everybody, it was a suggested reply. I know what it means!

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>>687903365
he went for it

>>687903365
ggwp op is a fag

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>>687903365
Mad man

>>687903459
I said to myself:

"Great! Literally chose the worst fucking option..."

>>687903365
plz fuckin work

>>687903365
ata boy thats how its done yes well done SUCH BLUNTNESS ITS SHEER BEAUTY! muh sides

>>687903365
No dumbass tell her you'll send first

>>687903343
Poetry.. Bravo poetbro.

>>687903365
The suspense

>>687903365
Holy shit, OP just became dat Boi.

Ill lend you a pic of mine if need be. You don't wanna fuck this up

>>687903365
It's over. Rip

>>687902621
Hurry up the process. Underage b& who doesn't know what expedited means

>>687903365
>
THERE YOU GO! OP GREW SOME BALLS!

>>687903497
>fag
>getting nudes of a girl
pick one

>>687903365
good boy

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>>687903365

>>687903365
kek

just kicked it over then, did ya. okay op. sorta unsure if she'll respond, but i will wait.

>>687903589
^this

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>>687903620

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>>687903553

>>687903365
Genius

>>687903588
lol you really think thats going to work? from what this girl has been saying she aint going to be that easy

>>687903620
fucking ruined

>>687903620
Fuckin rekt

>>687903553
He did it wrong. Should have asked to play a game called tit for DAT

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>>687903620

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>>687903620
Ok

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>>687903620
rekt

>>687903620
Rip... Send thread link

>>687903620
AHAHAA we it b/ros we fucked he chances. aha this dumb motherfuck

>>687903727
Op is a fail

>>687903620
Maybe next time op, at least you tried

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>>687903620
IT'S ALL OVERRRRR. GG NO RE.

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>>687903620
You blew it.

>>687903620
my sides are gone and aren't coming back

>>687903620
reply "ya.. me neither"

works every time

Next gril, op

>>687903620
Tell her you'll send yours first, then send it, and see what happens.

>>687903588
>>687903620
>'getting nudes of a girl'
bound to happen..

>>687903620
send dick all the same!

>>687903830
do it OP

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>>687903830

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>>687903620
rekt

guys with big dicks always send them first without hesitation
she knows this
everyone knows this

>>687903620
Say "can't blame a dude for trying"

>>687903830
Roll

>>687903620
Don't be a bitch.

>>687903830
only response you have left.. must do

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>>687903106
How does it feel to have a micro-penis?

>>687903920
he has a point, if you don't have a parsnip down there it couldn't hurt your chances

>>687903620
Story of op's life

>>687903940
I really, really, really like this image.

>>687903620
SAy you were testing to see if she was a slut, It'll work. It'll save you

>>687903920
you must because she might be gay idk

You lost. Send dick anyway. You may win her back.

>>687903620
Say "if you change your mind, let me know" and don't respond anymore find a new girl. If she gets horny later on you'll speak up

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>>687903620

>>687904136
This isn't a bad idea. Just pretend it was a test and you know you're on the same wavelength

Holy kek

>>687904217
nah she has a million guys who sent her a big dick

>>687904212
This

>>687904358
which is why OP is different, see he has a micropenis, he is the niche

>>687904437
0% chance that works

>>687904437
too late op you're done.

>>687904437
wot

>>687904437
lel kek xD

Tell her you are gonna send it anyways. Then send her a picture of some outrageously massive cock that obviously isn't yours like it was a joke. she may send you back some massive tits that aren't hers and playing it off as a joke may save this.

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>>687904437
This absolute madman. The game isn't over yet.

>>687904437
SEND WEEWEE

>>687904437

>testing to see if you were a slut
>good thing you passed

You just called her a slut after offering to send her a picture of your dick and demanding a picture of her tits. Just tell her 'Look, I'm down to fuck. Let's just skip this shit and meet up.'

>>687904437
you've gone straight past sounding like a beta, to being an omega. Fucking kek you pleb

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>>687904493

>>687904437
>severely damaging your chances of EVER getting nudes now because you called that kind of behaviour slutty

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>>687904437
>mfw anyone thinks this would work

OP Here, Cant send pictures on Tinder, otherwise I would send the dick

>>687904437
Please respond

>>687904437
Probably the worst possible thing you could say if you want tits

>>687904493
I mean if the niche is having a micropenis it isnt much of a edge

>>687904358
You can't send pics on tinder, and if they did it with a text it means they actually had a chance since they got her number unlike OP

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>>687904560
here OP

>>687904437

Utter faggotry. Why are you all such shitstains and so bad at this?

You should have said "I'll settle for just the tits then."

>>687904723
Better jerk off to cuck threads and go to bed then cause this steak is well done.

>>687904723
Nigger I see a gif button right there. Shoot a jpg, convert to gif, save, upload.

>>687904723
Dropbox link or some shit like that

>>687904905
looks shopped

>>687904664
This

>>687904723
Imgur link a pic

>>687904911
Checkt

>>687904723

Do this. Honesty best policy.

>>687904645

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Im done with this one, send me shit to fuck with her

>>687904959
nah its legit

>>687904905
kek

>>687904723
OP don't send dick pic bad move. Hoes don't want to see a dick. Just ask if she wants to meet up and have a little fun or ask her if she wants a different pic of you in exchange for tits.

>>687900147
You idiot, the game is to never say "I want sex" in order to win and get sex!

>>687904437
She's gone for good, word of advice every guy on there asks her for newds..... Don't ask just start sending pictures of yourself and slowly escalate. This one's done, try a new girl but don't full on ask just ask for more pictures be smooth and cool girls hate creeps biggest turn off. This comes from a guy who has gotten a girl to full on blast herself with a vibrator over snap chat in a couple hours. I can get tits in under ten mins but have a gf now so I'm out of the game.

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>>687905056
"Then I'm down to fuck"
Just run with a Hail Mary here man.

>>687905056
tell her you'd let her eat ravioli out your asshole then

>>687905056
"Then obviously I'd have a pic of some titties right now..."

>>687905056

I would fuck you like one.

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>>687905056
Say that you'd fuck the shit out of her if she was, but she's boring. It's almost midnight and you want to 'talk' she's fucking with you. She wants the 'd'

>>687905056
Your back in, say you would be the best fuck she ever had and she would be consumed with lust.

Bruh.

>>687905186
fuck you

>>687905056
"Then you would've sent me tits already and we wouldn't be fucking talking right now you dumb cunt"

OP try to get laid but be smooth. Then deliver pics to kik group.

>>687905056
"Then you'd take one look and realize you're mouth is watering"

Along with a picture of a penis

Or a cheeseburger

>>687905056
Send this :
8=====D

>>687905056
"well if you were a slut I would pass you along to my nigger friends, they love sluts, their magic power is too get sluts pregnant and leave them"

>>687905056
I would berry my ass deep in your throat and make you beg me for a mercy kill, which I would not grant you.

I would have shamed you so hard

>>687905256
This. Just fucking do it. Best case, you'll get to fuck her like a slut.

>>687905056
Then I would have to show you my massive cock and show you what a real man feels like

>>687905299
That actually could work she's a slut but doesn't want you to realize it. You need to make sure she knows you don't need her

>>687905056
You'd be eating PIZZA with CHAD while I work my ASS off lifting WEIGHTS

>>687905249
Rolling

>>687905056
Then free tits for me and nothing for you

DOES ANYONE HAVE THE "SOMEONE STOLE MY TOILET SEAT PIC"

>>687905451
Second

>>687905256

JUST DO IT

>>687905249
Rolling again, no shame

>>687904437
You magnificent bastard

Then I would've fucked you like one

>>687905256
DO THIS OP DAMMNIT

Do put slut in quotation makes because you're a raging feminist bitch?

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>>687900248
>well whatever
>should be an easy lay

>>687905603
OP got balls.

>listen bitch, I'm done playing your shitty tumblr guessing games. If you were a slut I'd dick you down and make you want more. You're on tindr you obviously want dick. You fucking tonight or naw lemme know.

>>687905603
das it mane

>>687905603
Atta boy

>>687905603
word

>>687905603
8====D~~

>>687902828
le molnar krisztian shitposting

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>>687905603
my god op, tabbed back to this thread and i can't say that i'm dissapointed

not fag, certainly

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>>687905603

>>687905603
holy shit you're stupid. You made two bad moves and she still gave you a chance to redeem yourself, and you fucking blew it out of the water.

"HURR I'M GUNNA RAPE YOU"

>>687905603
fair play, op... reminds me of my younger days when I drank whiskey all the time and had zero fucks to give.

>>687905603
based

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>>687905552
This?