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Poor dog
>>687896412
>stops filming the best part...
>>687896636
That's not a dog you retard that's a goat.
>>687896412
that was not funny at all, you edgy little fuck.
Good Riddance fucking wild boars don't belong in this continent
>>687896412
That piggy clearly knows the croc is there. His own greed killed him. How poetic.
>>687896867
I think it was.
R.I.P. Tuskers
>>687896867
These fuckers dont really find this kind of shit funny, they just do it to fit in with their trap-loving, animal-abusing, edgy community.
>>687896412
Fucking clade traitors.
>>687896412
clearly that was gr8 b8 thrown in the water
>>687896775
thats bait
>>687896775
It's a pig idiot
>>687897752
this isnt funny if its animal vs animal its ok but human vs animal is just wrong
>>687896412
Animals != Rekt.
bool IsOpRetarded {
if ( opIsAFaggot == true ) {
return true;
}
}
>>687897978
You don't belong here.
>>687898056
Animals != Rekt.
bool IsOpRetarded {
if ( opIsAFaggot == true ) {
return true;
} else {
return 2reddit;
}
}
there I fixed it for you
>>687896412
What a fucking ass hole
>>687897752
:(.
I don't like this.
Spreading some furry love
>>687898315
No, YOU don't, did you hear the "le 4chinz is suuuper edgy, u have to be tough to be there" rumours? You're obviously trying to fit in, just know liking abused animals isnt "le edgi cool".
>>687897978
Newfag
>>687896826
Well... I lost. God Damn accurate and this hilarious.
>>687896412
>new shit
>old webm discovered yesterday
>>687900166
did it died?
>>687900166
Did it just die?
>>687900453
That fucking file name, fucking kek.
>>687898056
OP = "Faggot"
print ("What is OP?")
print ("A " + (OP.lower()) + ".")
>>687896775
thats a mongoose you fucktard
>>687900453
what the fuck is this?
>>687900453
>lost
>>687900166
>vietnamflashback.webm
>>687896412
hahaha, that was pretty fucking evil.
>>687900670
I remember my first time learning code.
>>687896775
it's clearly a fucking platypus you stupid fucker why would a goat be in the water waiting to eat a kangaroo?
>>687896412
Did he died?
>>687897978
> animal vs. animal ok
> human vs. animal not ok
>mfw but humans are animals
>>687898056
are.. are you seriously trying to show off your programming skill. on something completely unrelated.
Are you fucking 12?
>>687901092
There he is. There he goes again. Look, everyone! He posted it once again! Isn’t he just the funniest guy around?! Oh my God.
I can almost see your pathetic overweight frame glowing in the dark, lit by your computer screen which is the only source of light in your room, giggling like a like girl as you once again type your little Banana thread up and fill in the captcha. Or maybe you don’t even fill in the captcha. Maybe you’re such a disgusting NEET that you actually paid for a 4chan pass, so you just choose the picture. Oh, and we all know the picture. The “epic” Banana guy, isn’t it? I imagine you little shit laughing so hard as you click it that you drop your Doritos on the floor, but it’s ok, your mother will clean it up in the morning. Oh, that’s right. Did I fail to mention? You live with your mother. You are a fat fucking fuckup, she’s probably so sick of you already. So sick of having to do everything for you all goddamn day, every day, for a grown man who spends all his time on 4chan posting about a fucking banana. Just imagine this. She had you, and then she thought you were gonna be a scientist or an astronaut or something grand, and then you became a NEET. A pathetic Bananafag NEET. She probably cries herself to sleep everyday thinking about how bad it is and how she wishes she could just disappear. She can’t even try to talk with you because all you say is “I REALLY REALLY LIKE THIS PICTURE.” You’ve become a parody of your own self. And that’s all you are. A sad little man laughing in the dark by himself as he prepares to indulge in the same old dance that he’s done a million times now. And that’s all you’ll ever be.
>>687896412
The other pigs in the back moving up looking for the food bits with one dying 3 feet away.
>>687900166
he broke it's neck by stretching it.
Rodents aren't supposed to move like that.
>>687900453
EAT THE EGGS
>>687896826
i might just fuck a dude because of this. thank you anon.
>>687900887
holy fuck this got way funnier.
>>687897266
>they just do it to fit in with their trap-loving, animal-abusing, edgy community.
You're here, you dumbass fruity pants faggot. If this shit bothers you, GTFO, and don't watch the Discovery Channel, either.
Fucktard.
>>687901274
Do you mind if I save this copypasta? :-)
>>687896826
what kind of jewish trash is this you shill? Everyone hates faggots except retards and liberals.
>>687898315
Ummm .................. I thought liking traps was the criteria for admittance to 4chan--not being a pussy bitch that jacks off to animal cruelty
>>687901282
This pic got quints the other day
>>687901000
Trips of truth...that is indeed a platypus anons..
>>687898056
@echo off
echo >not using ms-dos
echo.
pause > NUL
echo Press any key to fuck off, pleb.
>>687901160
The fuck is this newfag shit? rage comics what is this 2006?
>>687898056
cout << "Hello, World!" << endl; XD!!!!!!!!!!
>>687901150
humans are mere animals to people who wear fedoras and vape.
>>687901333
I thought they were trying to see if they could help their friend in any way
>>687901889
You have to do the echo BEFORE the pause, you fucking idiot.
Also, you can't echo >, > means to echo to a file, you fucking idiot
>>687901887
wow that's awesome
>>687897266
oh you sweet summer child
This thread is cancer
>>687897752
yesssss the more triggering the juicier /b/'s cock gets
>>687897978
cry us a river
>>687898994
yiff in hell
>>687896636
They must be really bad people if they want to see fucking Pumbaa eated by a shark.
this thread is fucking shit
>>687900453
Gold.
>>687900581
Nice. 10/10.
>>687900581
HUH
>>687898056
>Animals != Rekt.
Why the fuck do you have a conditional statement sitting by itself like you're declaring that Animals does not equal Rekt, are you fucking retarded?
>>687896826
That felt damn good to read.
I Have you motherfuckers beat with the Ballad of Big Gay Howie
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Howard_Unruh
>Jewish
>Born in NJ in 1920
>Drafted for WWII
>Discharged from US Army in 1945 at age 24 for keeping "meticulous notes of every German killed, down to details of the corpse"
>Lived in his mom's basement without employment while she supported him with a factory job
>Decorated his basement with military items and set up a shooting range
>"Had trouble getting along with neighbors"
>Howie "was harassed by neighborhood teens, who thought he was homosexual and used to make fun of him"
>Reported to have been depressed about previous "homosexual liaisons" in a Philadelphia movie theater
>Eventually, Howie "became paranoid about his neighbors and started to keep a diary detailing everything he thought was said about him
>"Next to some of the names was the word 'Retal', short for 'retaliate'"
>After a night walk to a movie theater, Howie came home and discovered that "the gate he had just built in front of his house had been stolen"
>"When I came home last night and found my gate had been stolen, I decided to kill them all"
>Walks through his neighborhood at 9:20 AM with a German Luger, shooting anyone he came across
>Kills 13 people in twelve minutes, including a Bakery Truck Driver, and two children, aged 6 and 2
>Diagnosed with Schizophrenia, evades conviction, spends life in multiple asylums and psych wards
>Died in 2009 at the age of 88
>Last public words ever released were "I'd have killed a thousand if I had enough bullets"
>>687901000
trips don't lie nigger lovers
>>687901887
With every bomb the place gets a little whiter
>>687900166
I hate hamsters. Fuckin' things die if you look at 'em too hard.
Stop breeding them already.
>>687898056
>if statement
>opIsAFaggot == true
Just fucking do
>return opIsAFaggot;
>>687901870
cmon
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>>687900581
Sauce?
>>687900581
Holy shit. And I thought it was going to end after he got up and cheesed it. 15/10.
>>687898315
>>687899432
>>687902436
edgelord 14 yr olds detected
Best Korea's Best Hamburger.
>>687901870
lol
