>>687884394
wow I mean I can understand hating these autists but there's no way you can hate me

>>687884394
3edgy5me

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>>687884728
I will place you in a choke hold and kill you.

>>687884394
>>687884728
I can understand you hating this autist, but theres no way you can hate me.

>>687884728
oh shit I just reread what I wrote. I sound like a total fucking faggot. disregard what I wrote, I suck cocks

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>>687884977
I will smother you with my patented Brazilian Jiu Jitsu technique.

>>687885247
Do...It...Guy.

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Escape is impossible.

>>687884892
>>687885247
>>687885492
>TFW unattractive.
>TFW if I hugged someone like this I'd get arrested.

Kill me.

>>687885492
I think I'm ok with that if pic related

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>>687885452
Go jump off a cliff or something.

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Rude.

>>687885748
No U.

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>>687885904
What are you, chicken?

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>>687886180
Are you gonna smother me or not?

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>>687885749
bait

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How about we both drop our weapons and just hug it out passionately?

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>>687886328
Consider yourself smothered.

>>687886581
Finally.

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>>687886405
Not bait.

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>>687886466
My body is a weapon.

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>>687886899
This got lewd real fast.

Thanks, I hate myself too.

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I love you too.

>>687884394
you mad bro?

>>687887384
Why

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>>687887154

What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I’m the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You’re fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “clever” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. You’re fucking dead, kiddo.

>>687887561
Because unlike OP, the cock sucking faggot, I love you.

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>>687884394
You don't hate us. Please don't hate yourself either.

>>687887895
Thanks man, love you too.

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>>687887436
I will send my army of birds to attack you.

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>There are people RIGHT NOW in this thread who think that OP is genuinely
I pity you.

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>>687888120
Commencing arm bar.

>>687884394
someone didnt learn their lessons, it seems
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZAttFerhtnw

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No matter what happens, there's always somebody out there that loves you.

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>>687888266
I pity you. Go jump in front of a train.

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>>687888975
This is me trolling you hard.

>>687884394
Fall in line. Going to end myself soon.

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>>687889344
If you need me, let me just punch you to death.

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>>687889238
>>687889251
That's not how you stack. This is how you stack.

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>this thread

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>>687888795
Me, devouring your soul.

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>>687889964
You're here too, you know. Everyone get on board the fail train!

You're a fucking small guy, you angry little lady.

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>>687890391
I'm a beast on the internet.

>>687885247
I'm going to marry Ritsu!

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Why are weebs such good shitposters?

>>687892106
Tldr

>>687892232
Nigger.

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>>687891940
You wanna go? I'm going to let loose my tri-beam attack.

>>687892307
I knew it

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>>687892106
>-sent from my iphone

>>687892851
Twice please.

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>>687892862
That's not an iPhone. This is an iPhone.

>>687893562
I'm not >>687890900 btw
But I finally read it. I'm a guy so you'll have to be a little more creative. Three times though, I'll take it if you make it work.

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>>687893562
>>687892851
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>>687894130
He's gone...

>>687895044
Oh he's back

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>>687894813
all in a day's work!

>>687895044
Sounds pleasant, what are you cooking for me?

>>687895102
>>687895215
Ha, I pranked fucking all of you. I never want to hurt any of you. I'm a good Samaritan.
>>687895315
I'll bake you all cookies.

>>687884394
wow hot opinons bud, you sure mined loosh from me with you half assed incantation!

>>687895428
I may have shitposted that written torture porn in this thread but at least I'm not this faggot

>>687895381
You won't even touch me while you make the cookies? Shit, and I thought we had something.

>>687895574
True

>>687895773
>You won't even touch me while you make the cookies?
Well, only if you ask nicely.

>>687896998
Will you please touch me while you bake us some cookies

>>687897237
I guess that's a no, and I'm cookieless

>>687897237
OK, but you have to wash down the cookies with a nice tall glass of your own boymilk, Anon.
Getting it out should be tender and pleasurable enough.

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>>687884394
okay. so be it. life's gonna go on.

>>687899178
How will I ever fill the glass with enough to wash it all down?

>>687894813
what was it?

Aw babe I love you too

>>687899586
Descriptive torture porn that may or may not have been pretty interesting to read

>>687899395
I will harvest the preciously adorable juices from your worthless cock. I will make sure that it is not pleasurable or painful. It will purely be time passing as I stroke you to get enough out. Then I mix it with your boymilk, maybe when you down it, and have your balls busted, you'll try to act like a man for once.
>>687899586
You don't need to know what I wrote, Anon, you whore.
>>687899842
Thing is, I'm actually a submissive and not a dominant. I'm not even gay, I'm just bored.

>>687900200
Dubs of truth
I hope you milk enough out of me

Also not gay but this kind of turns me on and is good enough to keep me staying here so

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>>687885131
>Claiming that was you
How's your summer break going?

>>687900994
>2 hours ago
He's gone