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Let's do this faggot.
>>687882691
Contributing
This kind of shit happens a lot in these shithole countries doesn't it?
>>687883323
Anyone still watching? I'm about to stop if no one else wants to contribute something for me.
>>687882377
you're missing the fun
bumb for more rekt
>>687883449
And so we go on..
>>687883449
keep going bro
>>687883851
BUMPING FOR MOAR GIFS
>>687882813
gnome rogue draws aggro
>>687883112
Nerve gas???
>>687883053
So confused.. what fuck happened
>>687884132
8/10
>>687884396
No fucking clue.
>>687884396
you blind???
>>687884673
There is nothing on the left side to show what would combust like that.
>>687884779
what ever combusted was out of view of the camera.
>>687882919
dat reverse video
>>687884440
what the fuck is happening here
>>687883244
Story?
>>687885206
Coils loaded on the truck, not properly secured. Truck driver slams on the brakes, rolls roll over cabin.
>>687885434
In other news, I'm running out of shit to post.
>>687885434
>Coils loaded on the truck, not properly secured. Truck driver slams on the brakes, rolls roll over cabin.
holy shit
>>687882813
MURRICA 2016
>>687884802
He doesn`t like soccer
>>687883157
>dumb bitches gets her sjw desserts
saved
>>687884899
Instant karma
>>687885206
Insecure load
>>687882813
Kek. Instant karma.
>>687882691
CIA hot load doing its job nicely
>>687886071
Last one, I'm out.
>>687883157
>>687883244
American cops are real assholes.
Anybody have Zippo cat?
>>687885586
This one brings me a pleasure beyond measure.
>>687884132
Fake
>>687884685
The dude climbs out of the car with like scratches. He is beyond lucky.
>>687886937
http://heavy.com/news/2015/09/arabic-arabian-persian-kids-teenagers-boys-fid-fad-aerosol-gas-car-explosion-youtube-video/
>>687886552
Of course if you defend your self, you get heavy battery charges.
>>687886552
That goes in general. But then again, they are needed. Else who are we going to call? The Ghostbusters? I mean, i could, but not now with the chicks on the new version.
>>687887125
or just beat to death
>kellythomas.jpg
>>687887191
>they are needed
Abuse law breaking cops, are not needed.
Law abiding helpfull cops, are.
>>687886351
Great stuff, friend
>>687887328
Does anybody here know the actual background of this?
Why did the kid do that?
>>687886998
fake
>>687887547
Shit stains being shit stains. Looks like he is homeless.
>>687887409
Anywhere on the Internet that can verify that is real?
>>687884396
>
No, electrocution
>>687886351
Thanks for the dump anon.
>>687887355
True dat.
Checked.
>>687887409
>feminist blowjob
>>687887805
kek
>>687883690
Quick, lock the door!
>>687888097
See the jump cut? Look at the other plants.
>fake
>>687888097
What a dick.
>>687884210
underrated post
>>687884802
lost
>>687888578
good eye
>>687888578
ive seen this gif a lot but never noticed until now.
>>687887665
are you serious? how old are you?
>>687886648
>Let's block the street where 2 ton metal death machines operate driven by psychopaths
>Hey I have a better idea, let's block the street with children who can't even understand what they're doing
>Oh no! how could this have happened?
>>687889058
What the hell are they pulling out?
>>687885582
he shouldnt have resisted
Anyone got that police trying to kick the grenade?
>>687885586
What happened exactly?
>>687889444
I think it's a sliver of glass.
Nice trips.
>>687889485
i too used to browse /b/ when i was 19
nowdays i only visit it once in a blue moon
>>687884100
stupid isis birthday parties
>>687886552
But anyone that calls it a police state is a "crazy conspiracy theorist".
>>687885648
Rolls of paper that size can easily weigh 2500lbs
>new copy pasta
Why hasn't this website been shut the fuck down already? FBI must be aware of the sociopaths that roam this fucking board.
Its disgusting. I find it funny how you faggots find humor in every tragedy, yet you are that one faggot in the back of the class who no one even knows is there. There's nothing funny about this.
I wish you fucks experienced tragedy similar to this. Maybe it will restore your long lost humanity.
>>687882813
THat littel cunt deserved it. I bet she grows up to be gang raped.
>>687885901
RIP Sunglasses
>>687890152
nice filename
>>687888033
>has blast proof shield
>oh shit grenade
>lets break formation
>dont use blast proof shield
>>687889744
>this is become my fetish
>>687890280
Yet you are here to get our affection.
>>687885044
When you find out your local street hooker has a penis.
>>687891772
mods.
>>687887665
no it's not real you fucking dumbfuck
>>687892272
filename should have been "the crimson chin'
>>687885303
Shoplifter
>>687891772
not as funny as it is in the cartoons
>>687889744
10/10 would fuck
hey techfags I have an oc rekt vid I just converted from mp4 to webm it wont load says no streaming audio allowed
what am I doing wrong?
>>687894194
Nerve gas
>>687894194
Remove audio
>>687885044
cunt crusher 9000
>>687894447
i did
>>687890347
they see me rollin'...
>>687889744
wtf is that, i mean she still fuckable but...
>>687888226
KEK
>>687885434
Skydiving is pretty dumb, but base jumping is for top-tier retards.
>>687889631
>niggas trying to rob
>other niggas killin other niggas
whats the problem with not understanding
>>687885958
This .gif is one of the great mysteries of 4chan.
>>687895172
Agreed anon.
>>687884554
Hits his knee with the stick or something. Probably drunk, cause I doubt that'd drop a sober person
>>687895180
Worked in a machine shop for 6 years... Lathes, punch presses, industrial saws, CNCs, thread rollers, you name it. Never a single injury. The stupidity of some people amazes me. At least the kid wasn't hurt. The scary thing about lathes is that at a high enough RPM it doesn't even look like they're moving.
>>687885062
If you watch the video in reverse, it almost looks like a bus driver saving a suicidal girl. You're so optimistic!
>>687889744
Feminine penis
>>687889744
Bless her soul, man. ;_;
>>687885434
did he die
>>687895853
Ikr? Could definitely have been worse.
>>687890061
Your mom can easily weigh 2500lbs
>>687890280
>i'm going to deny reality because it hurts my feelings
>>687882449
did i run over something?
>proceeds to drive further
>>687883244
Saw the full video.
She fights with the cops then tries to run away.
Overzealous tackle though.
>>687886766
kill yourself
>>687884554
His stick falls in half so he goes to hit it on the floor.
The bottom is gone to it pendelums out his knee.
>>687890015
Nah. I'd just call you an idiot.
>>687896701
That was some good flying at the end. Waited until the last possible second to eject so he could avoid hitting the crowd.
Deserves a commendation or something imo.
>>687885209
How the fuck do you not spot a clown with a pie and not move to the other side just a little?!
>>687897540
Kek. Fair point.
>>687884802
God: this is what you get for playing football...
>>687897690
>ThatEscalatedQuickly.Webm
>>687890280
>back of class
already smelling like summer in here
>>687884373
This one made me laugh anon. Nice btw.
>>687890280
why are you here again?
>>687896268
As far as i know he survived
>>687886021
Kek, I'm sure he died of eternal bleeding
>>687896390
Jesus christ. Just how strong is that machine?
>>687886648
We gotta start doing this to protesters in America.
>>687897781
soccer
>>687899044
Checked.
They spin pretty fast. Don't know how fast, but I bet anon does.
>>687889744
born with heart outside her ribcage.
>>687885303
Lurk moar fag
>>687886552
assholes are the ones getting in the cops way
>>687886937
kek, music still going while they scream
>>687884899
That fucking surprised me.
>>687882449
is he ok?
>>687882781
2nd degree burns are not always immediately obvious but the thermal trauma has already been done. An hour or two later he probably looked like a Hiroshima victim.
>>687883158
Deserved it.
if these whores put my child in the way of danger like that i wwould kill them bitches!!!
>>687897688
>file name
kek
>>687888033
Was that his leg we see fly off at the end?
>>687892113
That is the most hardcore surgeon I've seen
>>687897263
did lose his fucking arm
>>687899276
I see a foot, and a ball.
>>687900775
Yeah. His boot, presumably with his foot still in it.
>>687900490
Kek. Wtf? Who's the superhiro?
>>687901409
This.
>>687896761
That was a mercy killing. Cheaper to pay for killing a man than his medical bills. It's an actual thing. Look it up.
>>687886021
thats how they call me ;)
>>687884554
The stick is made with 2 parts,
The bottom one was almost unscrewed
Idiot try to beat the stick on the ground trying to do some magestic move, the bottom part fall, the dont have anything to hold and fuck all, I dont want to speak anymore
>>687900490
fuck we need guys like that on every subway
>>687889744
That's what everyone's heart does when they cough. We just can't see it unless you have a fluoroscope.
>>687889631
this happaned in brazil, this guys tried to rob a pizza store, but somebody called the cops, or a cop car saw the robery and just waited they reach closer to the door, and open fire, since both where armed.
>>687884537
did he died?
>>687884537
thank you for the sensible chuckel anon
>>687882555
Fuk you anon
Love,
/b/
>>687882813
Sweet sweet justice
>>687887328
One of the few I feel bad for.
Dude was just sleeping and wakes up from getting hit in the head by a hammer, the way he slowly tries to sit up sucks the most.
>>687890280
>mfw everyone is getting offended by this despite the fact that it says 'new copypasta'.
>>687899372
like 6 fast speed
>>687889493
made me kek
>>687900151
based Stan Lee
>>687900722
clothes before bros
>>687885586
I love happy endings
>>687882449
This thread is sometimes stress relieving
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>>687891139
I feel like this would make a hell of a reverse super hero gif.
>>687883112
What actually happened here?
>>687900490
topkek
>>687892272
Seen something like this on liveleak in a compilation of animal vs human, but instead of the bull pulling the horn out, it just tore though his jaw and the lower section of his skull, pretty damn brutal.
>>687893968
On the plus side he wouldn't need to walk anywhere, he could just bounce around on his balls
>>687885044
johnny cage wins !
>>687899044
Think of it like this, you can shape wood just by pushing it against this thing, it spins that fast.
>>687902251
Brazil cops don't fuck around. US police have to identify themselves properly and give an order to disarm before they can begin firing. Brazil cops just cut em down like old Ben Kenobi.
>>687882449
the fuck!!!! lol
>>687903646
watermark cancer
>>687904419
gif cancer
>>687886065
fucking idiot spotters
>>687884685
dumbass i wish he died
>>687899044
that thing there prolly has a 25hp motor with variable gearing
>>687905217
He didn't
>>687886065
kek he died what a nigger way to go
>>687900411
You dont know what 2nd degree burns are friend :)
>>687905075
do you think he felt it all or do you zone away after so much pain?
>>687883323
>do you even verlet integration?
>>687905479
>:)
Get out, faggot
>>687886998
hopefully no one lost power on their block
>>687886065
i just let out a mild scream of terror...fuck that shit.
>>687887547
some spic country where this happens a lot
>>687889744
when you nut but she still suckin
>>687884043
Dat Luigi jump
>>687887679
i enjoyed this
>>687896897
If only that was a gun free zone
>>687885044
doesnt connect
>>687905985
well if it was then the robberers couldn't have guns either
>>687903440
oil spill caught fire or napalm maybe
>>687906271
>liberals actually believe this
>>687904855
sauce
>>687892955
fucking hell
>>687886021
Gotta give it a pep talk then
>>687894282
story?
>>687905301
i heard your mom has variable gearing
>>687897540
You know he is checking tyre pressure right? he isnt randomly hitting a dudes tyre. The name of this gif is retarded.
>>687891027
Strike
>>687886065
This one actually got a reaction out of me. damn
>>687906802
she got stabbed in the face
>>687907018
So is the way you spell 'tire', Eurofag.
>>687884440
My dads friend/coworker died like this.
>>687886648
story?
>>687899059
yeah because there's absolutely nothing wrong with america where everything thing is perfect and nobody should ever protest ever.
>>687885209
There was another one where the target was a whale
>>687907613
Now you're starting to get it
>>687895180
This guy got so retardedly lucky its not even funny.
>>687907018
Pressure? In Tyre? Well right now it's 1010mb
>>687899046
fucking thieving gooks
>>687890752
Are you serious? Its very obvious from the cat's posture and movements that its just playing with the kid and it wasn't hurt or scared at all.
Anyone got that webm/gif of the kid that kills himself in front of his mom and dad after he slaps him or something?
>>687904133
Not just wood. Metal. Aluminum, steel, iconel, tungsten, you name it. The machine doesn't care about you or your soft pink body in the slightest.
>>687885206
>>687886021
It's called running suicide loads. they are fastened correctly, you just can't slam on the brakes... other wise death.
Stand a coil upright, fit more per haul, paid by the pound.
>>687900146
newfag detected
>>687883449
Just make your thread. I make threads with hundreds of images.
>>687903440
That was the day my mixtape hit the streets.
>>687907140
Dumb redneck Amerifag
>>687885123
Insurance fraud attempt?
>>687906666
Checkem satan kwads
>>687884440
they should better secure the cargo
>>687904763
Ikr? They fucking killed him.
http://www.body-xtreme.com/bodybuilding/-igor-golushkin--dies-in-a-power-lifting-competition/17.htm
>>687883851
If this buss goes under 55 miles an hour...
>>687901201
it's amazing how fast those bastards blow up
>>687906790
>Trump 2016
>>687908531
Goddamn you sick fuck
>>687883112
When Gucci Mane got released
>>687883112 obviously nerve gas
>>687907784
notice the jump cut? watch the trees
>fake
