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>implying Earth would survive collision with the sun

>>687876281
Doesn't matter, entire world will be consumed in fire. Nothing will survive.

>>687876281
Glazing over the idea that the sun could fall out of orbit... there are still at least 2 major theoretical flaws with this scenario.

>>687876281
Megan fox

>>687876281

The sun would just fall into the ocean and cool off you you fucking retard.

>Out of orbit.

What the fuck. OP you are like 13 or something, seriously..

>>687876281
seeing as the sun and moon are the same size (because obviously, how else can you have eclipses happen?), we better be at least 1 mile down.

i bring 25 years worth or supplies to grow a little something something

>>687877161
/thread

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>>687876778
>random thing with you.
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>>687877187
fucking newfags

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>>687877296

Summer's here

>>687876281
My laptop.
I've got educational material, works of fiction, a load of 4chan greentext stories, stories in general, a variety of music, and some UFC fight videos.

Some other people have sources of power, bicycle powered generators or stuff like that, electrical wiring stuff there's probably this stuff in the bunker.

My information will be used to preserve what's left of human culture, to educate the people of the future, to entertain.

The suns fire is a hologram disguised as fire. There is an advanced alien planet inside.

>>687877441
that would explain why you fucking idiots aren't getting the joke

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U Fokin w0t m8

>>687876281

>The Sun has fallen out of orbit and is going to crash into the Earth.

In what universe is this scenario even remotely survivable?

Are you fucking kidding me that's the fucking hill house from telly tubbies

>>687877856

Welcome newfriend :)

On a scale from 1-10, how underage are you?

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>>687876281
>The Sun has fallen out of orbit

>>687878104
>>687878166
yep, just keep on keepin' on newfags

>>687878166
Haven't you heard? The world's flat, your just another nasa cuck if you think otherwise.

>>687877969
This one. The sun is slowly cooling down, and it'll just be a hot that's not as hot and big as it used to be.

>>687878555
The earth is actually a triangle, but the illuminati give us false information from different sources so we fight about whether it's flat or round.

>>687878789
But is the earth a flat triangle or a round triangle?

Imagine a universe where this scenario is actually possible instead of being a fucking smartass.

>>687876281
choose to bring a random thing?
2/8 B8

>>687878873
fuck you you dick faced fat ass mother fucking shit stain of the human fucking race you less than microbial smears fucking piece of shit faggot ass munch titty cutting shit ass bitch mother fucker
I already posted

>>687877763

Just have to pray to gods that the collision happens at night when the sun is off.

>>687876281
It doesn't matter what I pick. We're all fucked. Disregarding the hilariously stupid notion of "the sun falling out of orbit", if Earth got any closer to the sun than it already is it would become a giant sun-schorched barren rock like Mercury to say nothing of fucking colliding with it.

>>687876281
Sun in orbit
Kek

Go back to school

>>687876281
Not counting the lack of logic of the earth surviving let alone being habitable, I choose to bring a magic 8 ball

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>>687876281
A gun so I can have what everyone else brought

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1 genie lamp
I would use it to wish to be allowed over nine thousand items, that way I could steal OPs dragon dildo collection and still have enough space for a set of walkie talkies and lots of good crem
Pic related, it's my plans for the vault

>>687879448
A logical thinker... However the earth wouldn't be able to be populated again

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>>687876281
I would bring 4chan. pic related

>>687879448
Or the others would turn against you and beat you to a bloody pulp for trying to use it against them.

I'd bring a fucking massive dildo, so if anyone fucks with me, i'll fuck 'em right back

>>687876281
Wait wat.. are you retarded

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>>687878873
Theirs suspension of belief and going full retard.

This is going full retard.

>>687876281
That's the telitubbies house.

>>687879632
I just want to rule in the underground shelter. Who's going to live for 50 more years?

>>687876281
Five gallons of sunblock. Paint the shelter. What now, the Sun?

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>>687876281

>The Sun has fallen out of orbit

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>>687876281
sunglasses

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Rasputins severed preserved penis

>>687879837
>Who's going to live for 50 more years?

85% of posters on 4chan are between the ages of 10 and 17
10% of posters on 4chan are between the ages of 20 and 30
5% of posters on 4chan are between the ages of 45 and 82

my usb stick containing top secret memes only the fbi know about

>>687879884
kek

>>687879448
tfw you'll only be able to stay awake for 36 hours max.

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>>687880170
>85% of posters on 4chan are between the ages of 10 and 17
>10% of posters on 4chan are between the ages of 20 and 30
>5% of posters on 4chan are between the ages of 45 and 82

>>687878873
Do we have to imagine the earth is flat and that there actually is a god too?

>>687876281
Why my peanus weenus of course!

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>>687880438
You are the fuckers I'd shoot first to make an example out of.

>>687877969
>Given a scenario
>asks for the same scenario.

>>687880916
nope, I'm bringing an invisibilty cloak

>>687880547
Yeah my thoughts too.

I'm 40 so what % am I in?

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>>687881413
85%

>>687876281
God dammit the sun is the fucking orbit

>>687876281
A loaded gun. 50 years? I may need it.

>>687878863
>round triangle
Shut up troll

>>687879314
The sun orbits a black hole in the center of the galaxy.

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>>687881617

>>687876281
Teletubbies bunker wtf

>>687877211
>>687877161
TOPKEK


It would actually get hotter if this happened
for those of you that dont know.

>>687876281
>You are allowed to bring 1 (one) random thing with you.

one bottle of small pox

>>687877296
>newfag
>OP denies sun wouldn't destroy earth

>>687879271
>if Earth got any closer to the sun than it already is it would become a giant sun-schorched barren rock like Mercury

It would take a lot to make earth be like mercury. Like billions of kilometers. There's a whole zone that is capable of sustaining liquid water.

1 dank meme

>>687878679
The sun is getting bigger by the day dipshit
one day it will collapse.. elementary school
much?

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>>687881924
nah, lava from volcanoes cools when it enters the ocean.

Lava from the sun isn't going to be different.

>>687880173
I'm sure there's absolutely no cp on it.

>>687876281
>>You are allowed to bring 1 (one) random thing with you.

The sun

>>687877206
Retard detected

>>687881413
You don't exist. 31-44 don't exist on 4chan

>>687881737
Thinking black holes exist. Kek

>>687882795
Im 30, so yes we do exist here kiddo

>>687882795
Neither does 18 or 19 according to that.

If the sun crashes into the earth... what is the sun in 50 years? Is the world just darkness?

Some AA batteries will probably be needed for all the flashlights

>>687882799
Im a firm believer of the flat earth. I was pointing out the blatant ignorance of the school systems and there spherical earth "theory's"

>>687879271
No the sun would just bounce off of the earth. Depending of when it happens, the earth could land on the moon and it would kind of look like a snowman.

>>687883119
>30 years old
>still this retarded

I said 31-44 idiot.

You'll be here for another year, tops

>>687883233
off by one

>>687883119
Facepalm.jpg

Come on guys, Just Bring a billion lions
Sun=Rekt

>>687883233
*Their

Do schools also teach grammar?

>>687882495
No if water hits he sun, (which is impossible) it would further the fusion process making it hotter
than it was before, not to mention if the sun came here at the speed of light, all of the water on the planet would be boiled off before it even got here, basically everything would be nothing but a desolate fire filled dead planet.

>>687882164
>thinking that newfag is just a synonym for an ignoramus
>definite proof of being a newfag

>>687883399
One hundred*

>>687883440
guess the'y got that wrong too

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>>687883210
Nigger, it's 2016.

We don't need batteries anymore. We just need manual labor.

>>687882495
B8

>>687883463
>trying to legitimately explain some chemical reaction
>expecting anyone to care.
>believe what anyone posts in this thread

>>687883717
That's some primitive shit

>>687883463
>all of the water on the planet would be boiled off before it even got here,
but the water vapor would hit the sun and cool it off

>>687883717
Nice fishing pole, now all we need is sum bait.

>>687876281
Nothing would survive.

I missed the part where the earth freezes over completely from lack of heat source

>>687883983
No one is this retarded

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>>687876281
>The Sun has fallen out of orbit and is going to crash into the Earth.

I'd choose OP so I could kill him and get rid of all the faggots left on this planet

And what sort of nuclear shelter could survive the fucking sun?

>>687884113 for b8 see >>687876281

>>687884330
except for u tho

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>>687884330
But he's right.

>>687884216
We could take the uranium reactor rods the sun uses and generate lots of energy.

They are probably pretty big.

i'd bring my wallet and my keys

>>687883962
what do you have that's so much better? A wind up dildo flashlight?

>>687883826
Dont really care, just saying thats what would happen.

>>687884487
>can't prove it wrong
>says it's retarded
k

>>687876281
Tupac flavored dorito

>>687877161
Kekkled.

>>687876281
My gaming rig with 5 terabytes of games and porn

>>687876281

My friend name " Mei or Mi or me.
Whatever her name is.

>>687876281
sunglasses

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>>687884400
A mithril shelter.
A fun educational game is RuneScape. RuneScape is based of of ancient human history, so as you play, you learn valuable lessons about philosophy and morality, you learn about human history, you practice various logical reasoning skills, all while having fun playing a game.
It's very innovative, and very dynamic.

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>>687884216
we can collect the body head in the air of the shelter and use it to cool off the earth after enough time

>>687885085
mah nigga

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>>687884702
At that temperature water separates into H and O and becomes fuel, retard.

>>687885717
but it absorbs the heat to separate and cools it off

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>>687885841
WAT

>>687884569
One thing dumb ass

>>687876281
>Sun has fallen out of orbit

oh no, the Sun isn't going round the Earth any more

>>687885841
>>687886192
I'm just fucking with you, m80.

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>>687878863
I posted all of these posts.

>>687887442
Why? What happened?

>>687887494
Well, I didn't post >>687885717

>>687887442
but what is the solar system going around

>>687876281
The fury of 999 suns so that this one can complete it and I destroythe earth.

Sun orbits the milky way you fuktards , don't try to act like you're smart please.

>>687876281
Promptly inform yourself of your inability to be a actual human being get herself the fuck ta fuck
>Inb4gravity

>>687888990
but what orbits the milky way

>>687888990
>being this mad
kek

>>687888990
>doesn't know the sun is in the andramta galaxy

>>687888722
wut

>>687888990
>tries to act like he's smart
>just says everybody else isn't smart

>>687889586
Newfag GTFO

>>687876281
>The sun has fallen out of orbit
the fuck?
You know that the Earth orbits the sun right?
What the fuck even happened to physics?
How?

>>687889882
Visit /sci/ some time, they'll be more than happy to prove you wrong.

>>687889882
Please, tell us more o insightful one.

>>687876281
Are you guys all retarded?
The sun is really small. Like tiny. We have clouds that are bigger than the sun on a daily basis.

The most that will happen is the Sun makes a crater then melts into a puddle of lava.

>>687889882
>You know that the Earth orbits the sun right?

they orbit each other at the same time, fuckwad

>>687890119
Wouldn't it be a pool of lava?

Unless you're factoring in evaporation.

>>687880767
Kekked

>>687878679
>not as hot or big as it used to be
I know you're trying to be smart on the interwebs but if you don't know what the fuck you're
talking about then don't say anything

The sun is expanding and is increasing in temperature

>>687876281
>sun crashes into the earth
because fuck gravity, right

>>687890438

wouldnt the sun evaporate itself upon impact??

>>687890119
That's wrong fucktard. There's no sun to crash into the earth. The sun is just a ray of light that shined from so far away that it doesn't even exist anymore.

It looks like a round object for the same reason why it looks like a round spot on the wall when you shine a flashlight.

>>687890613
if it lands in Antarctica it might

Sunglasses. It'll be hard to see after we leave the bunker. Or maybe an umbrella so I can stay cool in the shade. Can we make an exception for two items?

>>687890613
space is cold as fuck nigga the heat of the sun would turn into steam before it even hit the earth

it's why a fire goes out of a lighter if you swing it too hard

>>687884487
Fire+water=??? What do you expect to happen dipshit

>>687890119
>>687890438
True, but it depends on where the sun lands. If it lands on the equator it will evaporate faster than on the northern or southern hemisphere. If it managed to land in say Antarctica or the South Pole it would probably freeze the sun.

>>687885717
Then you have twice as much water

>>687890779
>have umbrella
>tie string to umbrella
>tie sunglasses to string
>now it's one item
>the glassbrella

>>687880170
I take it nobody on this website is 18 or 19?
What the hell happened to 31-44
and where the hell did you get a random ass number like 82 from?
These are the real questions

>>687891131
>can't in to statistics
at least you tried

>>687876281
It won't matter, we can just turn off the sun, like at nighttime, then it'll just be a big rock

>>687891131
Lmao

>>687891117
Fucking kek. Actually you have something here. Just make an umbrella out of tinted glass, so you can look through it and also stay dry.

>>687890016
They have the same thread over there!?
ttps://boards.4chan.org/sci/thread/8122570

>>687878166
>Not realizing the Sun orbits the center of our galaxy.

That said, OP is still a retard because no matter what happens to the Sun's course, the Earth's orbit doesn't change.

>>687890016
They have the same thread over there!?
>>>/sci/8122570