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>>687871808
Haven't seen Taylor as a waifu for quite some time
>>687871522
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ldXrnwE9Gok
i wish this guy was a celeb
>>687871808
Crazy woman
>>687872396
7/10
>>687872691
FAGGOT
>>687872704
grandma please.
>>687872706
Aryan only please.
>>687873279
Her tits are magnificent
>>687871522
My all time favorite.
>>687873726
Lavren a CUTE
>>687873737
Scrawny Mcfloppytits? meh
>>687873558
Indeed they are.
>>687874076
And they came out of nowhere!
>>687874205
>>687871522
That nig is so hot
>>687874590
Yummy
I need those jojo webms please
>>687874402
mai waifu
Vanessa Hudgens is happily driving through the city today...
>>687875163
Lovely pale skin
>>687874076
Sorry to be such a moron but what show is that?
>>687873726
ugly and retarded
>>687875221
You found my thing anon.
>>687875221
>pale
>>687875473
Are you me?
Those big boobs aren't bad either.
Jessica Simpson epic camel toe
>>687871522
Wow, when the fuck did she get tits?
>>687875822
When the Disney kabal stopped injecting anti-puberty drugs into her.
>>687876013
Body double.
>>687876117
Damn
>>687876318
>>687876405
<3
>>687876405
Higher quality version of the same pic for ya.
>>687875732
She's getting a bit old anon: would you stick your pistol in that...?
>>687871522
sauce on whitey
>>687873279
Shes not legal yet
>>687876596
Love that video, bro. She looked super cute and therefore, super hot in it.
>>687876117
write the sequel for that cum pasta already you fuck
>>687876788
Yes, it's my favourite Avril ever. Those fishnets are amazing, right?
>>687876189
Is she black?
>>687876624
yeah. uploaded wrong one. mb
>>687876733
Nice dubs, so you get a pic.
>>687876624
Is this aging mommy still desired by b/...?
>>687876280
Dat phat pussy
>>687876747
17 is good to go in most parts of the world.
>>687876666
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>>687876666
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>>687876878
Absolutlely, bro. It was a good look for her.
My fave Avril video, though, is the one she did for the song The Best Damn Thing. She wears a little cheerleader outfit in that one and she looks so hot in it.
>>687877042
hell yeah
>>687873279
Kill yourself you fucking leper. Nobody gives a fuck about your autistic opinions.
>>687877042
Um.....Yes.
>>687877302
>he posted it again :^)
>>687877181
It's time to unload those titties on the thread puss-devil
>>687877210
That's the outfit I'd sex her in to be sure.
>>687876906
That's okay. The nice pic of Avril's tits more than make up for your faux pas
>>687877042
tell me you wouldn't
>>687877401
Why is she so qt bros?
>>687877302
I was watching an old re-run of craig ferguson on youtube and she was the musical guest. I'm a fan of his so i figured i'd give her a chance. turns out she's not attractive and she's a terrible singer
>>687877471
Same here, anon. Seeing her in that outfit definitely fueled many a fantasy of myself doing many nasty things to her.
>>687877238
>>687877287
I wish you well in trumping this aging Tart til she doesn't know the time of day good sirs...
>>687877637
I don't know. She just is and I thank god for that
>>687877731
wrong, she is the most attractive and most talented 30 year old
>>687877829
Okay. So who do you think is hot then? Either post a pic of someone or GTFO.
>>687877776
Get in line :)
>>687877975
thank god neither of those statements are true. what a terrible world this would be. well... even more terrible
>>687877580
She looks well used good sir: like a medium used street walker... I would have a hard time getting excited for it...
>>687871522
sauce on this?
>>687877580
Okay. I wouldn't....have sex with her just once. I'd sex that all day and all night long till my dick explodes from overuse, like what happened to the singer in Three Dog Night.
>>687878095
name a more attractive 30 year old than Marina
>protip: you can't
>>687878089
Haha I will ;-)
>>687878264
i want to wrap her hair around my cock and jerk off
>>687877580
Butterface
>>687877925
I think she would be cuter on my dick though
>>687874043
Geena Davis
>>687878149
If you say so. On the other hand, that mean's she's experienced and knows all tricks to make your dick feel like heavens
>>687874076
>>687876707
what show is this?
>>687878039
I just hope by the time you get to her she doesn't die from old age first... she honestly looks like she is half way there...
>>687878271
Her.
That was pretty easy
>>687878271
Here's your (You)
>>687878271
just for fun i googled 30 year old celebs. found at least 10 instantly that are much more attractive. but since you're either delusional or just really committed to your meme there's not much point in naming anyone
>>687878344
Glad to hear that anon ;)
>>687878469
So who's your celeb fantasy then? Post somebody, will ya?
>>687874076
Super cute looks?
Yup.
Super cute personality?
I've never met her, but she seems genuine.
Dem titties?
Dem titties.
Would marry.
>>687878578
ty.
could you imagine that? jerking off with chloe hair
>>687878271
she looks like 50, she's a total wreck
>>687874590
who is that
>>687878378
no. we are not worth even breathing the same air she does.
>>687878444
Yes well I hope your young, fertile and virile sperm doesn't burn a hole through her old vagina and body...
>>687878340
An Avril train!
>>687878436
Muhhh nigga!
>>687878548
How close are you to jerking off to her big boobs?
>>687878488
>>687878525
>>687878559
wrong
>>687878728
i guess you could say
she's a ruin
>>687878775
I hope it does
Anyone got that picture of the actor who plays Sanaa stark getting dropped at some festival?
>>687878730
g hannelius
>>687878647
You mean this girl Victoria Justice...
>>687878758
Anon, I'd make her breathe the same air as me, hard.
it's not her
>>687876747
Oh no! I guess that means she's suddenly not attractive! Fuckin' faggot... thinking a hot woman is an infant until the second she turns 18.
>>687878685
Yes in a heartbeat.
>>687878992
What do you mean dropped? And it's Sophie turner.
>>687878865
Maybe I will if I see any bikini shots.
>>687877042
She looks exactly like she did 15 years ago, so yeah.
>>687879094
I like your taste anon
>>687876243
lol wat
>>687879128
Oh no! is the name of a Marina and the Diamonds song you know
>>687878785
I like it.
>>687879191
Is it finally going to happen?
>>687878950
>i guess you could say
>she's a ruin
I'm guessing that was some really witty comment referencing her "music" but since only like 9 people have even heard of her outside your spamming her shit on /b/ no one got it
>>687878835
Prove you're an oldfag by naming this bitch and not reverse image searching a screenshot of the gif.
>>687879413
So much cum on her cheerleader skirt when it's done
>>687879029
She's all right. Got more?
>>687878436
so fake
>>687875044
omg. amy adams drives me crazy. i can probably fap to her doing anything wearing a full body armor.
not so flattering pic, but still
>>687879503
And in her hair, and on her belly, and on her mouth too. And she'll love every drop of it.
>>687879484
leelee sobieski
>>687879310
It's too bad she looks like a Jew in 1944 now.
>>687879581
Good cleavage though.
>>687878730
JWowws younger sister
>>687879639
hnnggg I hope
>>687879570
I used to date girl who was absolutely crazy about Keira, still don't know why
>>687879657
dying of typhus because the allies bombed the supply lines?
>>687878775
She'll love it. And I've got plenty to give her too.
>>687878694
Ohh yes i can
>>687879678
I'm not much into fakes but I gotta say, that one is pretty good.
>>687879655
Checked my oldfag
>>687879657
Last time she was still perfect for me was in Beautiful Mind, since then, well...
>>687879758
Living off rat jerky while hiding from the SS patrols in her floorboards.
>>687879739
Oh, I bet that she's a little freak between the sheets. She'd probably be frigging her clit furiously as she's getting jizzed upon by all us horny dudes.
>>687871808
Who?
>>687875163
>>687875765
Never really saw what was so special about her.
>>687880113
For the pedos
>>687880238
I would prefer more intimate, just me, Avril and her mouth
webm of portman getting her underwear pulled down?
>>687876318
One of my best friend's sister looks just like her. When I saw her first music video I was confused, I actually thought it might have been her
>>687880342
When ppl ask me what's so special about her I also can't really say. Just something that does it for me
>>687879995
Double check em all the way across the sky
>>687880526
That sounds pretty nice as well. Would love to feel her mouth on me and to have her look up at me while she's blowing me. But first I want to just bury my head between her legs and eat her out until she's a wet, sloppy mess.
>>687880647
Wud you do anything for her?
>>687878758
Autismode
>>687880521
hell yeah
>>687878548
I hate those fucking hats
>>687880576
That would be the Complicated video, right?
>>687880932
Think she swallows?
>>687880647
She has an exotic face for a white woman, and her roles give off the vibe that she's just like a dude you can just chill with, yet fuck the shit out of.
>>687881129
Hope so.
>>687880200
>>687880743
hello you beautiful bitch
>>687881248
I think I will fap to her tonight
>>687880056
the only pic of her that made me cum
>>687881180
>a dude you can just chill with, yet fuck the shit out of.
so business as usual over at your place?
>>687881347
Sounds like a good idea.
>>687881347
Enjoy, anon
>>687881312
I'll have you know good sir you are talking to Victoria Justice, a sweet, innocent and naive girl...
>>687881117
No idea. I think it was 2004ish
>>687876702
I most definitetly would, her body is looks fucking delicious
>>687881698
>>687881622
>>687881347
I sincerely hope Avril doesn't die from old age before this thread ends...
>>687878685
>Super cute looks?
She looks like she has a permanent duckface.
>>687881942
Christ! Has it been that long ago since she first came on the scene? Fuck, I feel old haha.
>>687882181
She won't.
>>687882229
Avril's first album Let Go and the Complicated and Sk8er Boi songs were released in first half of 2002 when she was 17
>>687876293
fuck off spider man
I feel like posting more emma
>>687881622
>>687881698
Two Avril anons?
>>687881884
pale legs!
>>687881885
imposter, i am tori!
>>687882792
Wow. 14 years ago. Yup, I'm definitely old as shit hahaha. Ah, well........
>>687882883
I feel like cumming to Emma
>>687882931
More than that....
>>687882363
Goodness, the poor girl has an itch she cannot scratch; would any b/ gentlemen like to assist Avril with this...?
>>687882912
Are you still swallowing like a good girl?
>>687883043
What's the deal with hot girls wearing nerdy ass glasses? Never really understood this trend.
What did you thaught about Nicolas Cage sextape?
>>687877557
orange you glad i didn't say marina?
>>687883147
I will if she lets me make babby with her
>>687883129
Good, more pics for me to fap to
>>687883147
I know I would.....
>>687883337
>>687883579
Nice little ass. And I like the knee high boots as well. Looks good on her.
>>687877975
Who is this person? She's pretty ugly.
>>687883432
Keep going Avril anon
>>687882931
I guess 4 at least
>>687883726
Marina something or other. Can't remember her last name, don't really care enough to learn it either.
>>687883044
I miss that time period in general and also because of how new and hot Avril was, but I do not miss the fucking self-absorbed cunty college kids who ran that Avril Bandaids fan site/photo gallery. I hope they're fucking dead now tbh
>>687883311
>>687883340
Many thanks good sirs from Avril... please get digging into that... take your time...
>>687883766
Okay.
>>687883815
All lewd?
>>687883970
Settling in for a nice fap
>>687883926
Never been on there myself but it sounds pretty terrible. Don't you just hate people like that?
>>687884114
Fap away, my friend.
>>687876280
Lilian Gareth
>>687884269
I wouldn't mind Avril looking at me like that
>>687883214
Yes I am sir!
>>687884131
it was a top Avril site back then, just that it was run by aforementioned cunts who thought that every random visitor or fan of Avril to their site should bow down and kiss their asses, especially their prissy queen cunt who called herself StaticRebelle
idk why I brought all this up, 12 yrs after the fact and still hate those people I guess
>>687884593
Neither would I.
>>687884621
Everytime?
>>687884269
>>687884601
>>687884626
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TIy3n2b7V9k
>>687884731
i would be behind her licking her asshole as she's getting her photo taken there
>>687884963
Me on the right
im out of my Avril stuff.
>>687884758
Everytime, without a doubt.
I missed you..
>>687884269
HI PAUL
I HEAR YOU ARE TURNING 64 NEXT WEEK
HOW'S THAT REGISTERED SEX OFFENDER STATUS WORKING FOR YOU?
>>687884963
>>687885124
>>687885179
>>687884849
I actually can't listen anything besides Under My Skin stuff. Also, her videos make me wanna puke, still luv her tho
>>687885330
i bet she had some bad BO in that video
>>687884699
They sounds like assholes, so it's understandable. But you're probably better off not even thinking about them anymore. Life's too short to carry around so much anger and hatred. Plus, all that cuts into precious fapping time.
>>687885241
Do you really miss me or are you just a desperate cumslut?
>>687885102
Goodness, if you do this in public you probably break the house when you are in private...
>>687875508
Her tits are skyrocketing in size, and it's so fucking hot!
>>687884963
Lucky bastard.
>>687885508
Public makes it more exciting
>>687885505
I missed to be your cumslut. At least in my imagination..
>>687878976
No panties
>>687874590
somebody xray this
>>687885179
I got a few more.
look closely
>>687885767
Tell me about it
>>687885484
yup Avril needs some fapping
I would estimate my devotion to Avril over the years can be measured as slightly over 1 swimming pool
>>687885954
Where is the Elleanon when you need him?
>>687871522
just watched this tonight... moved a little
>>687885248
Fine, thank you.
And how's your poor old mother, anon? Tell her I said hi, and that I'll be around later on. Leave the key under the mat and go to bed early like a good little boy. Just don't get too freaked out if you hear strange noises coming out of her room later on. it'll be just me pounding her sweet little ass, mouth and pussy.
>>687885998
You took my head, told me not to resist, and sticked your dick in my mouth and fucked it.
Again getting hard..
>>6878858who is this?
>>687886373
Slut.
>>687884091
classic.
i can't remember how many times I fapped to jennifer connelly... if i had to quantify it, probably about 400 ml?
>>687886022
Mmmmm. That pic. Makes me want to finger her senseless.
>>687885859
Who is this actress?
>>687886502
I would love to be your slut. Want you to use each hole of mine..
