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>>687867488
>replies to every post in the thread
>calls other people fags
Can't have a YLYL thread without the king of YLYL xD.
>>687868404
Fucking white folk
>>687868636
Get out , you cucking funt !
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( ͠° ͟■ ︠°) - NOT YET SON!!!! OY VEY ∠ ̳, ︠°'I')
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fuck these underage ylyl threads. ya'll niggas need to go to bed.
>>687867848
lost
>>687869028
I laughed..
>>687869028
This got me simply because I wasn't expecting that fucking rudder to move
>>687868906
There he is. There he goes again. Look, everyone! He posted it once again! Isn’t he just the funniest guy around?! Oh my God.I can almost see your pathetic overweight frame glowing in the dark, lit by your computer screen which is the only source of light in your room, giggling like a like girl as you once again type your little Banana thread up and fill in the captcha. Or maybe you don’t even fill in the captcha. Maybe you’re such a disgusting NEET that you actually paid for a 4chan pass, so you just choose the picture. Oh, and we all know the picture. The “epic” Banana guy, isn’t it? I imagine you little shit laughing so hard as you click it that you drop your Doritos on the floor, but it’s ok, your mother will clean it up in the morning. Oh, that’s right. Did I fail to mention? You live with your mother. You are a fat fucking fuckup, she’s probably so sick of you already. So sick of having to do everything for you all goddamn day, every day, for a grown man who spends all his time on 4chan posting about a fucking banana. Just imagine this. She had you, and then she thought you were gonna be a scientist or an astronaut or something grand, and then you became a NEET. A pathetic Bananafag NEET. She probably cries herself to sleep everyday thinking about how bad it is and how she wishes she could just disappear. She can’t even try to talk with you because all you say is “I REALLY REALLY LIKE THIS PICTURE.” You’ve become a parody of your own self. And that’s all you are. A sad little man laughing in the dark by himself as he prepares to indulge in the same old dance that he’s done a million times now. And that’s all you’ll ever be.
>>687869028
FUCKING LOST
>>687869416
Thats not a rudder you retard
>>687871612
Why has no one edited this into the twin towers yet? Been going around for ages now...
efukt.com/20918_The_Trolling_Of_Wannabe_Pornstars.html
Yall are welcome.
>>687871612
what the fuck is that?
>>687868404
Skeletor aside, holy fuck that's hot.
requesting the pirate blowjob/dad walks in greentext
>>687872373
You don't think skeletor's hot?
>>687866948
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JF3yrdv3eY8
>requesting that story about the weak ass rpg character that punched the oblivion out of a mod.
>>687869436
i was looking at another thread, you that whole paragraph is literally the same except you've changed banana thread. PLEASE SUMMER GO AWAY.
>>687869683
nice try jews
what that filename again? fbi manipulating globally?
>>687867999
nice trips, and nice meme
>>687867316
>Occupation:poland france
Lost it
>>687872339
Probably some kind of large roller meant to flatten things out like extruded metal. Idk why it sucked him up so fast
>>687872339
>>687876504
It's a paper rolling machine
live leak.com/view?i=d42_1457122214
>>687872339
It's fabric running off a treatment machine, onto an A-frame, ready for inspection.
I literally used to do that very job.
Problem there is that there should be a wire running across that machine, which instantly stops the machine when it is hit by anything.
At the speed that machine is going though, even with a wire, not sure it'd stop in time.
>>687871612
what is that machine?
>>687876004
I really like this picture lol
>>687877560
Thank you so much
>>687874140
What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I’m the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You’re fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “clever” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. You’re fucking dead, kiddo.
>>687869436
lost
>>687868163
got me
>>687871690
this is so shit but I'm losing so hard
>>687877560
Abandoning thread
I had a horrible god damn day. I lost custody of my fucking son and I have nothing else to live for. Was hoping to laugh at some good pictures for once.
I asked nicely for no spamming with fucking banana and that accounts for all spam.
To all who spammed, just sit there and read this.
You, yes you, are a fucking tumor. You will forever be a fucking virgin. You will never succeed. You are worthless garbage, and should kill yourself.
Abandoning thread, because you have fucking ruined 4chan
Fucking losing my shit.
>>687867999
feels accurate
>>687878363
lost hard
>>687878363
POSTING BANANAS IS A LIFESTYLE CHOICE!
>>687878363
Kek
>>687878655
That's the saddest part of the bannanna meme
>>687871612
Dropped your phone mate
![e962cc1089db35833ed1abe50ccf1c91[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/3OzhIaI.jpg "e962cc1089db35833ed1abe50ccf1c91[1]")
>>687878521
>>687866948
this is supposed to be funny?
>>687869683
it's marwan al-shehhi you retard
SERIOUSLY? ARE YOU KIDDING ME!? Every single fucking day, wherever i go. I ALWAYS, FUCKING, SEE, THIS FUCKING BANANA. I'm so fucking tired of this desu, rage comics, banana, fruit, porn, spam! You faggots are the reason why /b/ has turned into the SHIT it is today! I hope you feel fucking proud of yourselves, because while you're spamming threads with shit, i'm fucking 10/10 women. I hope you all die painfully, fucking faggots.
>>687872042
remember that thread, still fucking kills me
>>687879419
Is this how high schools intend to get their students to eat healthy?
>>687868404
i approve
>>687879569
You're the reason why they keep posting it
>>687879813
memed
>>687869157
That's pretty cute, I lost.
>>687867740
They are none of their shits funny
>>687871612
Girl from my home town had something similar happen to her at a mill. She survived but it mangled her arm.
>>687880211
Wow that's genuinely cringy
>>687867851
Lost
>>687868897
Underrated copypaste.
>>687880211
faggot post that comic now
>>687880211
Kek
Lost hard
>>687880211
I'm curious. Post it faggot
>>687880211
It's read, not reed
>>687872042
Sunni and Cher should've been Sunni and Sharia..or Cheria or whatever
http://chn.ge/1U pnJST SIGN THE PETITION NIGGA
Join me /b/anana bros!
>>687882777
Trips right after my dubs, good job /b/ro
>>687871690
Says if at the start
>>687868404
You can't ground Skeletor
>>687868636
I fuckin hate these banana bastards. I can't lose with it in YLYL threads. It isnt funny
>>687871612
>And this is a really dangerous machine if you get near as th....
And whatever sound makes the bones of this guy.
>>687878857
>>687867999
kek.. i left my pc on overnight and when i woke up windows 10 had installed itself. now getting daily pop up messages with adds for software and the only available things to click on are 'download' or 'remind me later'
i'm still really pissed about this entire thing.
https://youtu.be/KdVgI0M6QNI
>>687868526
i fuckin lost
>>687867612
Haaaa
*Snort*
Epilepsy
>>687881763
>>687882089
that's literally all there is to that one
but there is other stupid shit by the same artist
>>687885352
These are top-tier keks
>>687878363
I always thought the banana was a satire designed to ridicule the regurgitated nature of all YLYL threads.
hence the same stupid banana doing thesame stupid stuff...which is exactly what most YLYL threads are in essence.
>>687886287
woah, that's deep bro
>>687870911
Hahaha holy shit I have a friend that looks like this.
>>687886287
nah its really some fag who thinks its hilarious. irony
>>687875735
>except when they're dry
>>687879419
See, this is you esparagus eating calvin klein model skinny as fagz
Eat big to get swole HEIL KALI MUSCLE
>>687867316
There was no shower heads. For fucks sake, go visit Auswitch.
>>687887664
Nah man, that's what they want you to do, then when you investigate, bam. You're dead.
>>687871612
I read about this in the paper the next day
>>687887598
Niggas need quadz
>>687872114
Ma nigga
>>687872042
Haram DMC
>>687872114
thank you for this
