>>687863160

Step Zero:
Swallow your pride

Step one:
Pretend to be retarded

Step two:
Get a hot friend of yours to pretend to be your chaperon.

Step Three:
Let your hot friend flirt with some girls below his league.

Step Four:
You enter, asking if you can hug his 'special friend'.

Step Five:
Hug grill.

Step Six:
Allow your friend to bone the everlasting shit out of ugly girl. Make sure he takes nudes and sends them to you.

Step Seven:
Post results.

Step Eight:
Fuck off this website and get a life. Maybe then you'll be able to lose your virginity.

Why though? Women are a MEME. I'm a virgin but cba to do anything about it

Get a gym membership
Get ripped
Get chicks
Get dubs

>>687863934
Honestly, ID be happy if I had a enjoyable meaningful job with good pay, ID take that over women any day of the week, if I meet a nice woman I find attractive along the way then maybe I'll put in so.e effort but i m not about to settle over something so trivial

>>687864348
Not op but that shit done really work for me because genetically flawed, might try working out soon anyway

>>687863795
i don't have any friends, that plan won't work
>>687863934
because i want to feel what it's like

>>687864389
illusion

>>687863160
please do us all a favor and skip to the last part

>>687864696
Then fucking hire some random guy off the street.
Although by this point it would probably be easier to go to Mexico and spend a week snorting coke off of prostitute's tits while having orgies.

>>687864841
that's not how it works fucktard

>>687864841
>if /b/ can get a girl to hug me i will never
>post again

due to your advice, OP will post again.

>>687863160
Where do you live? I will pay a hooker to hug you. Can only be like a 5er tops

>>687864696
Get a job and try to befriend coworkers and their friends, don't know how I have any friends considering how much of a faggot I am but people seem to like me for some reason, I'm sure if you meet and talk to people on a regular basis, the same will happen to you too,

>>687864827
Sorry, I don't understand

>>687865292
i do have a job, i've worked full time at the same place for a year
>>687865278
southeast idaho

>>687864971
Very hard to do for someone who is antisocial/autistic like me (not op). And I have money and will have time when I quit my job in 2 weeks

>>687865484
Quit. I'm going to tell my boss i m quitting on Monday. Fuck that manlet cuck napolean syndrome wop,

>>687863160
Mate, the problem is with your attitude. You seem really insecure, your self image seems shit. Embrace yourself man and fuckin rock that shit. Before you know it, you'll find a cute lil thing to hug. Like, it's not easy to change your confidence in a day, but you have to work on it. Hitting the gym is a good start, will also train your overall discipline in life.

>>687865943
nah i like my job and i just got a raise

>>687863160
Do you have a mom? Go and hug her.

Go to work wait for someone's birthday and hug them. Unless you're supposed to kiss them where you live. Though you can sneak in a hug while kissing them.

Or just go to a public place and hold up a sign 'free hugs'.

>>687865484
Where do you work? I'm a labourer for a tile guy/general contractor, have been for 20 months or so. It's not as glamorous as it sounds, I make 10 dollars an hour under the table. I want to kill myself since ive started the job and its only gotton worse so I'm going to chance it and quit before I have another job lined up. Fuck I got an interview lfor a landscaping job eaving my house last year and I'm a scrawny manlet so it can't be that hard

>>687863160
Post address, phone number, ip address, credit card info, social security number, bank info, where you keep your valuables, licence plate number, schedule of when you are at your house and when you leave, place of employment, means of other income, several pictures of yourself, and shoe size.

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>>687866635
holding up the sign always gives best results

>>687866635
mom doesn't count

no female coworkers my age or within 10 years

>>687866655
i work at a pharmacy

that sounds horrible though

>>687866327
Yeah my boss, Napoleon is the most insecure faggot I've ever seen but he puts on an alpha bravado so it was a while before I saw it. I'm 165 cm and I've made people almost a foot taller than me back down by putting on a joke alpha facade. I've seen the same beta characteristics that I hate myself for in the most alpha people I know, it isn't hard for a mentally sound individual to become alpha, just start acting the part till it becomes natural

>>687863160
Back to r9k with the rest of your pathetic kind

>>687867360
That sounds like a solid job, as gay as it sounds, try googling how to make friends, could use to do this myself, friends will boost your confidence and introduce you to new female mutual friends.

>>687868046
i've googled that so many times man

>>687868046
Should be a period after job, lol my meaning there is a little s
Ambiguoous.

Going to grab another beer and another drinking spot, I'll be back in 10 or so I hope thread doesn't 404>>687868046

>>687868223
So what's the problem then, do you know?

>>687867333
Very wise pennywise

>>687868992
i really have no idea. i just want a hug and it's impossible

>>687869689
how is it impossible you idiot.

>>>/r9k/

>>687863160
Simple, go somewhere and cry, or look sad. If asked tell them your gf/crush just broke up/rejected/got someone else/cheated/...

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>>687869689
Found my new spot. Maybe you just need to relax, I always preform my best when I'm not giving a fuck. Alcohol and drugs help but best to avoid em if you can

>>687871944
relaxing won't get me a hug from a girl
>>687870423
well i'm 25 and it hasn't happened so it doesn't seem possible

>>687863160
looks like we'll be hearing a lot from you

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free hugs at a festival

>>687863160
you might want to pump the brakes on the serial killer vibe

Do you go out much?

>>687873019
sorry
>>687873066
she's a qt i'd hug her but that'd never happen
>>687873152
>never even hugged a girl
serial killers often fuck them victims. howam i like a serial killer

>>687874096
i haven't left my house except school or work or the gym in 5 years

>>687863160
hey you shaved like i asked you to! take a picture smiling in a lighted room. i swear you have potential dude.

>>687872797
It might, girls are elevated to god status these days, if you act like you don't care and take care of yourself, theyle want you all the more. I used to have women all over me, too bad I was so oblivious and apathetic. A couple of them were pretty fine tok

>>687874190
You should try going to events where you would feel comfortable, meet people with similar interests as you. There you can build your social circle up.

Just go to any bar/club and go up to a drunk girl and tell her you haven't hugged a girl in years and she'd give you one. Just stop being a lazy bitch and go do it.

>>687863160
pay a girl to hug you, now leave.

>>687875305
the deal always was IF /B/ could get a girl to hug me. not if i could get a girl to hug me

you fucking retarded bro?

>>687875592
enjoy being perma virgin you sound like such a lazy bitch it's not even funny

>>687875592
nobody here is going to give you money, fucking leave.

>>687875817
i'm not saying i'm not trying, i'm stating the deal. if i get a hug and /b/ did not contribute in any way i'll continue coming here
>>687875840
there are other ways, stop being fucking retarded

>>687875840
nowhere was a monetary transaction even mentioned you kike.

you fucking leave.

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>>687876176
How autistic are you? Do it yourself faggot you don't get anything in life without working for it.

>>687876794
bull fucking shit. people don't usually work to get hugs, it just happens

>>687876919
They worked to get those friends and they work to be a good person. You're just a whiny sympathy craving baby and it makes me happy knowing you'll never have sex.