New thread fcked up the last one
House to myself tell me what to do
Trips wins
(No bodily harm fgts)
Drink bleach
>>687852858
gud one
>>687852760
shit on the wall
>>687853221
ah, fuck.
Sharpie in pooper
>>687853221
close
>>687853221
re-roll
dont flush the toilet until somebody comes home
>>687853221
Shit on the timestamp and leave it there
Take a shit in your parent's pillow covers
>>687852760
post your address here and we will arrange the rest so you can sit back and relax
Set the carpet on fire and then put it out with your own shit
cook 2 eggs and eat one. cum on the other one
lock yourself out and throw the keys into the sewer
>>687852760
get yourself permab& so you stop making shitty threads
>>687853773
close dam it
>>687852760
>asking for trips
>shit teir ungarunteed reward
Fuckyourself
Give the house address.
order pizza for your neighbor
cum on your mums pillow
Masturbate on webm in your parents bathroom.
make sure to cum on your mum's panties.
>>687853905
reroll
>>687853700
reroll
>>687853773
reroll
put a brick in the dryer and turn it on for an hour. post vid.
>>687853678
Cum on slice of bread, put in microwave for a minute, eat
>>687853905
this, but dont clean it
>>687853960
rereroll
>>687853905
roll
>>687852760
cook a tin of Axe/Lynx in the microwave
>>687853773
rolling for this
Take a pic of your room and post it here.
>>687853905
roll, and yeah dont clean it either
>>687852760
ejaculate in your parents underwear drawer and leave it there fam
light off five roman candles in your living room simultaneously and film it
Cum on you own face and post pix eating
>>687852760
put staples in every single wall of the house.
for some reason when i was a punk ass kid i did this at a friend's house and his parents didn't let me come over any more after that.
>>687854201
reroll
>>687853855
>Had I asked for dubs by now I'd have given out my address and have shat on a pillow kill yourself
>>687854279
rolling for this
if you have pets shave off all their hair. if not then shave off all your own hair including eyebrows
>>687853905
rolling for this
nothing
Sharpie in butt
Delete system 32 from all computers in the house, bar your own.
Post proof
>>687854616
Roll
wear your mothers panties and take pictures and share them with the world (aka on here)
>>687854024
rolling for this
>>687854458
roll
plug up all sinks/tubs, turn on water full blast and flood house until people come home. post pic w/timestamp as proof
do everything that every anon has suggested to do so far
>>687854616
this
>>687854720
do this
>>687854693
rollin
Call the police saying someone is in your house trying to kill you
When they arrive, throw shit at them while screaming Allah snackbar
>>687854746
this
>>687854775
reroll
>>687854859
lel this
Buy me something
>>687854935
rereroll
>>687854760
shameless reroll
>>687854859
rollin
Fix my controllers on my ps4
>>687854859
Roll for this. OP will never try this
shit in the fridge and season it with pepper.
Cucumber in butt
switch all items in fridge into cabinets and vice versa
>>687855221
Close try agian
>>687855197
this
>>687855221
CLOSE
>>687854859
2nd times the charm
Trips get
>>687855308
like this
microwave a bunch of metal cutlery
wait for explosions :)
>House to myself
Are you fucking 12?
Just do something worthwhile instead of acting like a 12 year old asking online what to do
>>687855221
reroll
Get stoned and make apple burritos have a nice one OP
>>687854760
the gun shoots gasoline? am i missing something here?
>>687855308
reroll
>>687855430
Reroll
invite neighbor over for a drink. when they come over take off all your clothes, cover yourself in yogurt and hump a pillow. ask them if they would like to join. post vid.
>>687855430
this but with a pressurized container
Sharpie in the pooper with proof
large chalk swastika in driveway
>order pizza
>take pizza from pizza guy first, say that you will search the money
>close door and shit on pizza
>open door to pizza guy
>say him that you didn't order the pizza with sausages
>show pizza
>???
Profit
>>687855430
this
>>687855715
Roll
if you reply to this post you'll get a gf by the end of this year
>>687855715
THIS !
cum in the fridge
>>687855715
Kek
>>687855715
roll.
Also I suggest shiting before ordering a pizza and keeping shit somewhare warm(oven) before ordering pizza, because, you might not be able to squeeze da pooper cuz of stress
>>687855715
i doubt he'd actually do it
Set house on fire and blame it on nigger neighbor.
>>687853221
I second this
>>687855828
THIS please
apply for jobs. thank me later OP
>>687855715
tolling for this but there must be proof
Cum on every doorknob in the house. Twice
>>687855715
Check em
>>687855483
yes its called imagination
also, reroll
>>687855973
reroll
>>687855981
This
cum into a cup and video you drinking it
>>687855715
Rawlings
>>687855715
roll..cursed thread
Take all food from fridge and boil it in a big pot
>>687855715
Op plz deliver this
>>687855939
reroll
>>687855715
rollin
>>687855715
rawling
>>687855715
Chicken
cum into parents shoes
>>687855715
roll
Send your mom and aunts and sisters and any female cousins a picture of your dick. If they ask say it's yours and took it special for them.
>>687855715
Lel
>>687856351
rolling for this
Put a sharpie or something larger in your ass, please.
Don't do a damn thing just sit there no internet no tv nothing... Just sit there
>>687856577
do this
>>687856665
So close
Blow a kiss then go to bed.
>>687855715
Rolan
Punch holes in dry wall
Put your thumb in ur butt
>>687855715
Roll.
>>687856901
reroll
>>687855715
Check em my niggs
>>687856665
cmmon... do this
Shit on timestamp and deliver faggot, check em, winrar
Rollin
>>687855715
do it for real
>>687857000
WINRAR
>>687857000
winrar
>>687857000
yes bois
>>687857000
7zip
>>687857000
>op will actually deliver
>>687857000
winrar
winrar bois
unplug refrigerator and cut off the power cord
>>687857000
WINRAr
Cut cord to pc.
>>687857121
How does one go about proving this?
>>687855118
What's that app called?
>>687857000
Nice get
>>687857317
video
>>687855118
What app is dis?
>>687852760
>>687857000
>>687855715
You better deliver faggot
>>687857191
roll.
>>687855118
>hip hop
fucking faggot
>>687852760
deliver faggot
do the thing
dont be a faggot op
fucking deliver
Deliver pls
jack off in your moms panties eat all the condiments in your house and then shit on the floor and finger paint a dinosaur fighting a mechabot. After you draw that you gotta jack off again to the art you just made
Roll for more while waiting
>>687852760
transfer me 200$ on paypal- [email protected]