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New thread fcked up the last one
House to myself tell me what to do
Trips wins
(No bodily harm fgts)
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Drink bleach
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>>687852858
gud one
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>>687852760
shit on the wall
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>>687853221
ah, fuck.
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Sharpie in pooper
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>>687853221
close
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>>687853221
re-roll
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dont flush the toilet until somebody comes home
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>>687853221
Shit on the timestamp and leave it there
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Take a shit in your parent's pillow covers
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>>687852760
post your address here and we will arrange the rest so you can sit back and relax
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Set the carpet on fire and then put it out with your own shit
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cook 2 eggs and eat one. cum on the other one
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lock yourself out and throw the keys into the sewer
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>>687852760
get yourself permab& so you stop making shitty threads
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>>687853773
close dam it
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>>687852760
>asking for trips
>shit teir ungarunteed reward

Fuckyourself

Give the house address.
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order pizza for your neighbor
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cum on your mums pillow
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Masturbate on webm in your parents bathroom.
make sure to cum on your mum's panties.
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>>687853905
reroll
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>>687853700
reroll
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>>687853773
reroll
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put a brick in the dryer and turn it on for an hour. post vid.
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>>687853678

Cum on slice of bread, put in microwave for a minute, eat
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>>687853905
this, but dont clean it
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>>687853960
rereroll
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>>687853905
roll
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>>687852760
cook a tin of Axe/Lynx in the microwave
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>>687853773
rolling for this
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Take a pic of your room and post it here.
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>>687853905
roll, and yeah dont clean it either
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>>687852760
ejaculate in your parents underwear drawer and leave it there fam
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light off five roman candles in your living room simultaneously and film it
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Cum on you own face and post pix eating
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>>687852760
put staples in every single wall of the house.

for some reason when i was a punk ass kid i did this at a friend's house and his parents didn't let me come over any more after that.
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>>687854201
reroll
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>>687853855
>Had I asked for dubs by now I'd have given out my address and have shat on a pillow kill yourself
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>>687854279
rolling for this
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if you have pets shave off all their hair. if not then shave off all your own hair including eyebrows
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>>687853905
rolling for this
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nothing
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Sharpie in butt
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Delete system 32 from all computers in the house, bar your own.
Post proof
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>>687854616
Roll
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wear your mothers panties and take pictures and share them with the world (aka on here)
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>>687854024
rolling for this
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>>687854458
roll
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plug up all sinks/tubs, turn on water full blast and flood house until people come home. post pic w/timestamp as proof
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do everything that every anon has suggested to do so far
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>>687854616
this
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>>687854720
do this
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>>687854693
rollin
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Call the police saying someone is in your house trying to kill you

When they arrive, throw shit at them while screaming Allah snackbar
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>>687854746
this
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>>687854775
reroll
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>>687854859
lel this
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Buy me something
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>>687854935
rereroll
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>>687854760
shameless reroll
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>>687854859
rollin
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Fix my controllers on my ps4
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>>687854693
>>687854746
Both
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>>687854859
Roll for this. OP will never try this
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shit in the fridge and season it with pepper.
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Cucumber in butt
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switch all items in fridge into cabinets and vice versa
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>>687855221
Close try agian
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>>687855197
this
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>>687855221
CLOSE
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>>687854859

2nd times the charm

Trips get
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>>687855308
like this
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microwave a bunch of metal cutlery
wait for explosions :)
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>House to myself
Are you fucking 12?
Just do something worthwhile instead of acting like a 12 year old asking online what to do
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>>687855221
reroll
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Get stoned and make apple burritos have a nice one OP
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>>687854760
the gun shoots gasoline? am i missing something here?
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>>687855308
reroll
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>>687855430
Reroll
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invite neighbor over for a drink. when they come over take off all your clothes, cover yourself in yogurt and hump a pillow. ask them if they would like to join. post vid.
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>>687855430
this but with a pressurized container
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Sharpie in the pooper with proof
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large chalk swastika in driveway
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>order pizza

>take pizza from pizza guy first, say that you will search the money

>close door and shit on pizza

>open door to pizza guy

>say him that you didn't order the pizza with sausages

>show pizza

>???

Profit
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>>687855430
this
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>>687855715
Roll
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if you reply to this post you'll get a gf by the end of this year
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>>687855715
THIS !
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cum in the fridge
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>>687855715
Kek
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>>687855480
>>687855536
both
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>>687855715
roll.
Also I suggest shiting before ordering a pizza and keeping shit somewhare warm(oven) before ordering pizza, because, you might not be able to squeeze da pooper cuz of stress
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>>687855715
i doubt he'd actually do it
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>>687855715
>>687855715
thiss
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Set house on fire and blame it on nigger neighbor.
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>>687853221
I second this
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>>687855828
THIS please
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apply for jobs. thank me later OP
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>>687855715
tolling for this but there must be proof
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Cum on every doorknob in the house. Twice
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>>687855828
ri
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>>687855715
Check em
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>>687855483
yes its called imagination

also, reroll
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>>687855973
reroll
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>>687855981
This
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cum into a cup and video you drinking it
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>>687855715
Rawlings
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>>687855715
roll..cursed thread
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Take all food from fridge and boil it in a big pot
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>>687855715
Op plz deliver this
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>>687855939
reroll
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>>687855715
rollin
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>>687855715
rawling
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>>687855715
Chicken
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cum into parents shoes
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>>687855715
roll
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Send your mom and aunts and sisters and any female cousins a picture of your dick. If they ask say it's yours and took it special for them.
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>>687855715
Lel
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>>687856351
rolling for this
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Put a sharpie or something larger in your ass, please.
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Don't do a damn thing just sit there no internet no tv nothing... Just sit there
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>>687856577
do this
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>>687856665
So close
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Blow a kiss then go to bed.
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>>687855715
Rolan
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Punch holes in dry wall
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Put your thumb in ur butt
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>>687855715
Roll.
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>>687856901
reroll
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>>687855715
Check em my niggs
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>>687856665
cmmon... do this
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Shit on timestamp and deliver faggot, check em, winrar
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Rollin
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>>687855715
do it for real
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>>687857000
WINRAR
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>>687857000
winrar
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>>687857000
yes bois
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>>687857000
7zip
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>>687857000
>op will actually deliver
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>>687857000
winrar
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winrar bois
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unplug refrigerator and cut off the power cord
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>>687857000
WINRAr
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Cut cord to pc.
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>>687857121
How does one go about proving this?
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>>687855118
What's that app called?
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>>687857000
Nice get
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>>687857317
video
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>>687855118
What app is dis?
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>>687852760
>>687857000
>>687855715
You better deliver faggot
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>>687857191
roll.
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>>687855118
>hip hop
fucking faggot
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>>687852760
deliver faggot
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do the thing
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dont be a faggot op
fucking deliver
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Deliver pls
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jack off in your moms panties eat all the condiments in your house and then shit on the floor and finger paint a dinosaur fighting a mechabot. After you draw that you gotta jack off again to the art you just made
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Roll for more while waiting
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>>687852760
transfer me 200$ on paypal- [email protected]
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