>>687851047
Are you me from the future ?

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>>687851047

>>687851326

I am. Your future is bleak and without perspective.

>>687851375
>>687851047
My main is on Stormreaver, faggots.

>>687851375
Isn't Žižek a wraith ?

>>687851723

OP here. I played WoW for 2 years in 2005 and 2006. Played it essentially as a single player game; never even joined a guild.

>>687851820

Zizek is still a virgin?

What's it like knowing nobody want you?

>>687852105

I'm used to nobody wanting me. Be it for my body, my friendship or even my labour.

>>687852319
Okay man I normally don't post in these kinds of threads but I can sympathize. I am a betafag too, 18yo handholdless virgin. First off, how much do you weigh?

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>>687852104
I don't know, I just saw this. It might just be taken out of context, though.

>>687852540
>First off, how much do you weigh?

72 kg. Quite athletic.

>>687852892
Then what's your problem? Ugly face? All in your head? Broke as shit?

>>687853073

Shitty personality. Clumsy, dull, noncharismatic.

Lost it at 17. Looks like I barley made it

>>687853260
Well I don't know what 33 year old women want but there's gotta be someone out there for you. Got any friends that could hook you up? Family supporting you?

>>687853696

Neither have friends, nor family nearby.

>>687851047
are you me from the past?

if yes It's me, you.

37 still virgin

>>687851047
OP I just got one question, does it get easier? Born again virgin here, not had sex in 5 years

>>687854142

Tell me about my life future me.

>>687854209

Depends on the amount of pills you swallow.

Level 32 here

I can even remember the last moment that I had hope.

21 still virgin.

>>687854355
>only 13 more years and I will became a Wraith


Actually after the age of 27/28 being a virgin is not bad at all, you don't even notice it.

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By now, at 32, most people have married, divorced, remarried and have some kids. Bought a nice house and some cars, saving for retirement and kids college, maybe buying a boat.

I'm an unemployed disabled virgin with nothing in the bank, no car, no friends, and live with parents.

I've decided that my plan for the future is just to be comfortable on my own, since i know I'm never getting anything I dreamed for ages ago.

>>687855580
damn the fucking stereotypes of /b/ always prove themselves true

>>687855580

OP here. True.

>>687855580
this, 37 virgin and never had a bank account or a car.

>>687856211

How can you live without a bank account?

>>687856211
>>687855580
virginity aside, how do you live like that? no bank account? haven't you ever had a job?

>>687856642
why do I need one?
>>687856744
I did have a job when I was 19, been a NEET on NEEbux for 18 now

Why no hooker?

>>687856744
Basically just eat food at home, use internet at home, watch sports and read lots.

I worked for 5 years after I got my masters in mechanical engineering. Saved most of the money since I was getting paid well and didn't have much to spend on.

Then medical problems began and the health insurance company dropped me. Luckily I saved enough money to cover the expenses and surgeries out of pocket, but bankrupted me and I still was physically unable to work.

Now I wish I blew all my money on fun before hand, as life sucks even with the surgeries.

>>687857220
How 2 get NEEbux?

>>687857584

What is the medical problem?

OP is a fag and my uncle is a wraith

>>687857693
in my country just go to the local social security office and say you have no source of income, they do a background check on you and done, on the 25º of each month you get a check in the mail.

>>687851047

you guys are pathetic. there are still ugly fat girls who play WoW wiling to fuck you.

>>687857828
I believe the official term is spinefuckedupolis.

I have a disease that is common in people over 80.

So the usual treatment is, here are a fuckload of happy pills for you to take while you spend the rest of your life on the couch watching daytime soaps. Basically the dream of really old people.

Since I was diagnosed in my 20s, most doctors think I'm just fiending for pills and don't take it seriously, until something goes bad and a surgery is needed.

>>687858583
I rather die with my dignity

>>687857442

Because hookers don't count. Loosing virginity is about being socially adjusted enough to get a women to find you attractive enough for intercourse.

>>687851047
i'm 18 years kissless virgin

I really don't see how someone can reach their 30's without learning how to adapt to at least use the internet to catfish one or two women into fucking them.

I lost my virginity at 19, and I was pretty much an omega male. Skin and bones, fucked up teeth, big nose, played video games all day and had no friends.

28 now, have fucked at least 100 women. Never picked a chick up from a bar or club. 100% from okc, pof, craigslist, etc. It's really not hard to get women to fuck you when you learn to stop being a pussy who's afraid of them.

>>687859266
>It's really not hard to get women to fuck you when you learn to stop being a pussy who's afraid of them.

Tell us your secrets

>>687859225
Leave

>>687859225
add another 18 and then came and talk to us

>>687859489

Work out if you're fat, work out if you're skinny, get braces if you need them, get contacts if you wear glasses, get proactive if you have acne, get a haircut, buy clothes that fit and don't have ponies on them, etc.

Read "The Game"

Don't be a faggot and make assumptions like "hey must be rich" when a guy uglier than you gets laid by women. Accept that you're a faggot that doesn't know what the fuck he's doing and let said ugly person teach you.

>>687851047
height and weight OP?

>>687859505
why?

I was really shy and still am but I didn't lose my virginity until I was 20 when a girl basically just threw herself at me. She was my roommates girlfriend's friend and I still think they gave her oxy or something to fuck me out of pity. At 22 I dated a girl for ~3 weeks and it was the most miserable/money sink time of my life. Was ready to call it quits by the 2nd day after waking up at noon and having 36 texts from her asking why I'm not answering. Never again. Now 30 and fapping will suit me just fine for the rest of my days.

>>687859266
pillow doesn't count

>>687860107
>Work out if you're fat, work out if you're skinny, get braces if you need them, get contacts if you wear glasses, get proactive if you have acne, get a haircut, buy clothes that fit and don't have ponies on them, etc.

Check.

>Read "The Game"

Check.

>Don't be a faggot and make assumptions like "hey must be rich" when a guy uglier than you gets laid by women. Accept that you're a faggot that doesn't know what the fuck he's doing and let said ugly person teach you.

I know that looks don't really matter. Otherwise I should have gotten some.

>>687860157

180 cm. 72 kg.

>>687851047
y no prostitutes?

>>687860708

See >>687859005

I just turned down sex from a workm8 because I'm already getting some. I'm really not good looking. You've just got to have confidence in the fonz way of doing things

>>687860445
Sounds like you got in with some shitty people.

>>687858583
i don't want this type of girl faggot

>>687860445
My primary sexual worry switched from "when will I lose my virginity" to "when will I be unable to fap"

I have strong believe that medical science will continue to spend billions of dollars to keep our dicks from being flaccid.

>>687859005
hookers count, it's all about rubbing your dick with vagina

32 almost, bored as fucked.

>>687861246

It's not even about the sex. But about the social implications.

Motherfucking losers.

>>687860526

I mean... everything in "The Game" will tell you that you need to get out of the house and talk to women. I agree, in theory.

But I'm an introverted sociopath that hates social gatherings like parties, clubs, etc.

So in order not to be a sexless virgin, I cheat and use the internet. Find a book or tutorial that shows you how to make a profile that doesn't make you look like a faggot (good pictures, non needy profile) find a good opening message to send to every attractive chick in a 25 mile radius, go from there.

I'm usually too lazy to even go on dates anymore, and try to persuade them into coming over for an 11pm fuck.

>>687861587
i knew

>>687861723
>But I'm an introverted sociopath that hates social gatherings like parties, clubs, etc.

Same here. Nevertheless, I have talked to a number of women. I'm just very bad at it.

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>>687860992
>keeping our dicks from flaccid
Yeah but having your foreskin back would also keep it up!

>>687861467
being virgin is about sex.
learn some social skills with prostitutes.

>>687854209
the hell is a born again virgin?

>>687862620
>learn some social skills with prostitutes.

What social skills do you learn with prostitutes?

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lost at 19. i almost had to guy an account

>>687861467
why would i want a woman to find me attractive?
why do i have to go through all the trouble to get laid when i can just stick it in a whore?
what more do i get out of a "socially acceptable"one night stand that would make it worth the effort?

>>687859266
So true.
5'7, yellow teeth, drug habits, skin and bones mode, acne now and then

but still get to fuck bitches, even ones out of my league now and then

Get your shit straight.