Cuz -2/10

>>687849761
Ikr

Shy as fuck, a bit overweight

girls today, no patience

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Wish I could pull muff like this stud.

>>687849634
facebook, selfie,shopping,no brain..girls dont like /k/

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Because every time I ask a girl out I get rejected. I try but no girl gives me a chance.

Because I've already had enough sex in a previous relationship. I have more pertinent things to worry about and put time into. I'm only 20 so idc

gf's are not worth the energy and/or hassle

I'm unattractive, or at least not attractive

>inb4 post pic

Did it last night, and people agreed I was. Most said I looked like a creep - could've been the photo, but either way yeah. It's my looks.

>>687849634
in order to make a girl love me first I gotta make me love myself

Because I'm a piece of shit.

>>687849634

Okay the truth. I never kissed a girl. Kissing leads to everything.. and my teeth are all fucked up and so I can't ever kiss a girl, get laid. This is why I'm forever alone.

>>687849634
Cause I'm happy as fuck. Not letting a woman near that.

I'm terribly shy and I'm not a big talker to begin with

Because I have a boyfriend.

Oh wait, nevermind.

Because I look like Steve Buscemi crossed with a raccoon.

>>687849634
Because I've decided that my life is stressful enough that I don't want to deal with someone else's issues on top of my own until I get my own shit sorted.
I'm also actually extremely happy being single, all my friends are going through messy breakups or divorces and I'm just sitting here relaxing watching shitty movies.

>>687849634
Casual sex is easier atm, and I'm only 20. Long term relationships are for later.

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>>687850104

>>687849634
Because I'm married

Got hurt too many times. So not going through that again for a while at least

>you're a wonderful guy anon
Must have some weird taste then

Honestly? Too fucking lazy :S

Because I had a gf and broke up with her few weeks ago. Now i want to be alone and free for a while

Because I'm practically a shut in right now.

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>>687849634

My last gf was crazy. I'm taking a break. Calls in the middle of the night didn't stop tho.
I JUST WANNA SLEEP!

3/10, 5/10 if I look after myself.

Can't get over my ex gf (solid 10/10 (to me at least))

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Too busy modding skyrim

>>687849634
>Implying that anyone has ever said that to me in my entire life.
LOL

Because I have no money, I look like a homeless guy with red shit all over his face, i'm weak as fuck, I'm a hairy cunt, I have no job and I hate myself.

>>687850665
That never stopped me

Because I live in bumblefuck nowhere. A town where everyone is related somehow, and everyone is inbred. All the hot ones are taken, and even if they weren't, they're all cunts. I have casual fucks now and then, but that's really all I need.

>>687850891
pics pls

>>687849634
Kinda clingy, not that good looking, though not ugly. Also I'm really neurotic about some things and have a freudian complex so I sometimes look for women who are like my mother. Problem is that my mother is super difficult, meaning around 50% of the women I fall for are also super difficult.

cus i can't even get my shit together, how am i supposed to add a bitch to my time-schedule. i live in a dirty house, barely manage to do my laundry and am always late.

Because although I could get one if I even tried a little, I'm a fucking loser like the rest of you guys, and the lack of experience just fucking compounds over time

>>687850894
Don't be a slut

>>687849634
Can't be arsed with relationships.

Too much work none are encouraging enough for me to give up my time for them

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>>687850952
Here

Vid related

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=b1d7Llx4rm8

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because this is what i look like

>>687850816
This. Every woman I've dated was batshit fucking crazy. I need an extended break.

>>687849634
Because I fucking hate humans

>>687851085
Just shave, get some good acne stuff, do something else with your hair, and maybe start lifting. You'll be fine dude

>>687851085
and your hairline is receding

your shit is fucked bro

>>687850285
>Teeth are all fucked up.
See an orthodontist if you have the money.

>inb4 but braces look terrible
They don't look nearly as bad as fucked up teeth.

>>687850891
So change your life. Today can be your day.

I bet you 1 thing and you can prove me wrong: get really fit and your life will change by 10000%

>>687851255
in addition, braces are temporary

>>687851099
Lord Commander?

>>687850891
>I hate myself.
this is wrong !

>>687851287
This. Lifting will make you 1000% happier, and you'll look good dude. Also, jobs are out there. Just gotta find them.

>>687849634
I'm a skinny piece of shit that is still alive at 22 because of my mom giving me money. I smoke , failed twice to get into the college that I wanted.Been a loner most of my life but lately I only get to see my mom when she comes to the apartment she rented for me. Kill me cause I can't do that to my mom .

>>687850665
>The Current Year
>Being married
Why ?

>>687851287
Lol faggot I'm willing to bet
How much money?
I'm pretty sure nothing can change by 10000% so I know I'll win

>>687851085
turn 30% of your total mass' worth of fat into muscle, bl about the hairline, my hair is glorious

>>687849634
>Too bussy with work (Well, I actually have free evenings, but too busy with getting drunk, stoned and playing vydia)
>I dont meet too much new chicks (How would I when I sped most evenings with the same bunch of junkies? )
>I dont really care (in a sad way I guess. No fuck to give about anything anymore)...

Shit. Looks like time for some changes in life (some other day).

Nobody has ever said that to me. I think a conversation with me is enough for people to understand exactly why I'm alone. I'm too scared of talking about anything even remotely personal and keep all of my real thoughts and feelings to myself. I don't know how to get out of it.

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>>687849634
Prison was a break from pucci, then paper, then, dunno... just never got back in the habit, I guess.

Bitches got problems, and I need no more of problems lol

>>687851452
Also, drop that smartass attitude. I bet that's not helping you either. And the negativity

nigga plz roll

>>687851341
the guy with white hair?

okay i'm done with the got references. i understand i look like the fat kid. then someone said i look like the one guy with long dark hair. i understand the midget one because i have a fucked up face. but really, the old guy with white hair?

this has gone too far.

>>687850243
The fuck does that mean? Masturbate and chicks will come? Good news for /b/

wasnt my decision
was hers
she still tells me how much she misses it and that she is, once again, unsatisfied from her sex life with her ex

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>>687850665
Then what what are you doing here, you've won

>>687851652
I'm not the same guy
I'm just some faggot on 4chan doing what all faggots on 4chan do
Shitposting

>>687851476
Surprisingly i'm quite thin and don't way too much. what does bl mean?

>>687849634
cause I get too high erryday

>>687849634
I havent seen a happy person with a girlfriend. every time they are complaining and they make a big deal over trivial things all the time.
they are expensive. a whore is more cost efficient

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>>687849634
Women don't like me, and I'm learning not to like/give a shit about them, either. Going MGTOW.

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>>687849634
Because I'm a physically unattractive fatass with social problems (anxiety), depression, and little in the way of a life.

I don't really do anything where I'd meet girls, if I did, I wouldn't have the balls (except meatballs to go with the spaghetti) to approach, and if I did, I wouldn't have a chance because fucking everything you do is predicated on physical appearance.

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>>687849634
Because I dont have a social life, so I dont meet many women these days. Im 35 in the midwest, you wont be seeing me in the club looking for hoes. Besides the lack of social life, I have a bad view on women. Most of the ones Ive been with have been crazy as shit, needy, vindictive, shallow, and want marriage/babies after they know me for a week. Im an attractive guy, 90% of women I meet are attracted to me, but I dont even want to deal with their shit anymore.

>>687851720
your nose being slightyyy too big is the only fucked up thing about your face, -that, and you're clearly high estrogen from being too chubby for too long

>>687851197
Already shaved, my acne seems to not be reacting and I would start lifting but... well i can't right now, I have to wait a while. But thanks

>>687850866
Dubbzy!

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>>687849634
because I'm an autist, who is too afraid to make first move. Have no idea how to do it. Too diffidence and afraid of rejection. Have like five 4-7/10 girls who like me now.
Was on 5 "dates" with one. Act like she's my friend, don't even hold hands. Got advice?

>>687851866
My mistake. Ignore my advice then.
Checked

>>687851892
That's bc the two people that you see together are actually just two people who like each others bodies and don't want to be lonely
Me and my gf get into little shits here and there but overall we hardly have huge arguments and we fuck all the time, she even likes to split the cost of stuff almost all the time.
You just gotta find the right girl anon

>>687851728
b&underage
MODS
>MODS MODS

>>687851720
Wrong lord commander, try his successor.

>>687851728
Enjoy your ban.
But before you go, take a chance or two while you're still in high school.
Live a little.
I certainly wish I did.

I have resubbed woe

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>>687850048
That looks like the supreme gentleman, kim kardashian, and billy ray cyrus all had a kid.

>>687851728
in b4 404

>>687851875
bl=bad luck, wow you're thin? why do you have a fat face? in that case simply get buff then

>>687851099
Jon Snow?

>>687849634
Because my wife would be jealous :)

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>>687851840
>you've won

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>>687851085
Fuck dood, I just slid off my chair.

Because I have no social skills, I'm kind of a dick, and close with someone when I'm going to kill myself in a few months would be horribly mean.

>>687849634
Many of them are braindead, I love girls but I hate much of them, thing like feminism dont help that hate sittuation. Basically they get worried about stupid things of sigle XVI

>>687850888
Checked

>>687852096
i drink and party sometimes,but pretty rarely,i might get some pus there,and i dont rly feel like i would need a girl at 16,im sure it will change when i finish school

>>687851953
this

>>687851728
MODZ

this is why


>meet girl online
>text for a month back n forth
>decide to meet up
>very pretty girl
>same kind of humor
>spends 3 days at my house
>we have a lot of fun, go to the movies, friends party, sex
>continue to meet up for the next 5 months
>just before christmas tells me she cant do it anymore
>gets back together with her ex
>3 months pass without any form of contact
>slowly start texting again
>i get "i've missed you in my life" messages
>last week
>some more of those kind of texts
>ask her if she'*s happy
>she says overall yes

that was about 2 months ago
during those she texted me more of those "i've missed stuff with you" texts

yesterday and the day before that we were discussing that matte because i'm fed up with having to deal with it

she told me that
>she thinks about us whenever her relationship is at some negative point
>she misses the sex we had, the feeling i gave her


told her that she was still insecure, that she was using me as a safe haven
she agreed, yet always took the chance to tell me over and over that she "made the right decision" and "just has to life with her choice"

while it's clear she's all like "no idea what i want", she still thinks about me even after 6 months
and i still don't really know why she chose her ex, instead of me, if she is still thinking about me a lot

I'm a pretty fit guy with an above average face but i'm autistic and have shit personality

>>687852295
Getting close, also I forgot to mention I'm a dumbass

>>687852173
Yeah, I am quite thin. I don't know about my fat face tbh, I think it's because I eat a lot but have a fucking glorious metabolism.

>>687852544
Nice dubs however,
MODZ UNDERAGE MODZ

>>687852276
?

>>687852096
I drink with a couple of friends,and party a little,but pretty rarely,just got closer to a few friends,we will party this summer,i think i might get some puss in there,i dont feel like i'd need a girlfriend,im sure it will change after school

>>687852384
there're heaps of smart girls. I totally understand what you mean though, they're hard to find, I reckon online-dating(anything that can/could filter out the retards) and you'll find a pretty/smart girl, who would enjoy that you're smart (if you are)

>>687850583
/This.

With the exception that my life isn't stressful. On top of that I think I'm not wonderful.

https://www.girlfriendactivationsystem.xom/
worth every penny

>>687851435
Because of love, anon. And military benefits.

>>687852722
then eat more and utilise the metabolism to put the energy into exercising - i.e. getting buff, how old btw?

>>687851840
/b/ is my side chick

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>>687849634
Because I broke up with my gf 4 months ago and i'm still recovering from it. I'm not depressed or anything, but I just feel like any other girl isn't going to make me as happy as I was when I was with my ex, so I don't see the point.

managed to lose my v-card to a 19 year old while sober.

no protection and i filled her up inside. I was worried but she was dead drunk and told me not to worry as she was on the pill.

She's in a relationship of 5 years and texted me on fb not to mention it to anyone.

Should i feel bad? I know it may seem like i took advantage of her but when i drove her home, shyly asked to see her breats, she shows me, i get to touch and suck them like a curious child and then she goes "i'm so fucking horny lets fuck right now". What can i do?

I could be the beta faggot i've always been and told her "no, this is not right". But my dick was screaming "DO IT FAGGOT ITS YOUR ONLY CHANCE DO IT NOW" and i did.

Was i wrong to score? I am 24 so it's about time i finally lost my virginity. I want to take more chances at life.

>>687853104
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>>687853095
>in love
>sign contract that is against your best interests
>love

>>687851840
Aahahahahahhaahhaha
>Implying marriage as victory
You sir made me laugh, he is the only loser in this thread

Also, I dont have a gf cause its a waste of time. Iam an 8/10 gu, (what I've heard). Most people think Iam gay, the secret is !!MOGTOW!!

You fuckheads should google it, dont waste ur preciuse time on girls. Girls are fking dumb, and you might not realise it but take it from a guy with lost of exp. And iam not even 20 y/o yet. GG my life

>>687852075
I swear I need an explanation for why my bro keeps dating this chick when all they do is argue. But I think your right. She gets mad and says shit like "stop looking at other girls" and gets mad if he spends time with girls he's been friends with since childhood. It's like she likes to see him angry.

>>687853342
Enjoy your ban

i ahve a gf and all i wanna do is play video games

>>687851942
I fucking abhor women who put shit like that everywhere, it's like being an entitled cunt is a redeemable quality these days

>>687853342
dude how much u weight? and how tall are you?im 16 too i'd like to compare as u said ur thin

Because I don't have time for that shit, especially if I still get laid regularly.

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>>687852033
unfortunately, I know exactly what to do. The problem with me is I've done it far too often.

what you need to do is take the plunge. If you get wet, you win. If you hit the rocks, then you need to climb up another and take another plunge.

i am not attractive, I am not tall, or muscular. I am willing.

That's all it takes to succeed. Just be willing to fail, and sooner or later you'll succeed.

Failure is the only route to success. I am the biggest failure I know when it comes to pucci.

I cannot tell you how many times I just grabbed a chick at a bar and kissed her without ever even saying a word before, and only said 'let's go' after the kiss.

I got slapped, beat up by boyfriends, and bitched out a lot. I also have 3 kids I know of, and probably 10 times that I don't. I have fucked hundreds of women even though complete beta, no money, live in my goddam car.

The only reason is because I was willing to fail, and fail, and fail, until I succeeded at getting pucci. gl faggots.

>>687853406
It was really the only option at the time. We're happy together though, that's what matters.
>>687853409
You'll grow up someday anon.

>>687852607
>and i still don't really know why she chose her ex, instead of me, if she is still thinking about me a lot

Because she needs an emotional tampon. You're a tool in her eyes nigga, bail.

>>687853342
if you can get those natural growth hormones pumping, by wrecking your shit through exercise, all your problems will dissapear, the acne is simply a bullshit time issue, deal with it as best you can, but don't worry about it, people literally look past that shit

>>687852768
because my pussy got so wet.

>>687853806
that so?
then i guess i should bail in an instant

>>687851942
Smart move, fuck bitches get money.

>>687853634
This. When I see that shit I know to stay far away from her. She's sure to be a shallow little bitch that will only give me problems. Have a man say some shit like that and see how that goes.

seriously guys it's the manila major and all she wants to do is artsy shit and have sex while watching the office LET ME WATCH DOTA COME ON

>>687849634
Because I simply never felt the desire to have one. I never had a date, I even never got rejected because I never asked anyone.

>>687853780
>We're happy together though, that's what matters.
For now, the rub is that most relationships dont last. Its a bad bet.

>>687852607
girls are weird creatures, anon. I'm a registered male nurse and i have to deal with women and girl daily for 4 years currently. I'm still not any smarter on how they work.

The pucci is good tho. Cucked a lot of bf's and husbands through my work at a hospital.

inb4
>male nurse

If it helps i work at a psychiatry for bipolar diagnoses. My darkest secret is to find a manic girl cause when they are high they have no barries whatsoever.

I like the job and the pucci is great. What's more to ask for? It's shitty pay but i still survive.

Literally no redeemable character traits whatsoever. I dress nice is like my only thing I have going. And porn is easier.

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>>687854019
Especially when women start thinking/talking like this.

>>687854169
if you're psychiatrist, what's your take on my story, on how she's reacting

>>687853989
Hard pass brah, don't ever get onietns for a girl.

You were fine before her and you will be after, always keep that in minde.

In order to be successful with girls is to be able to walk away at any given time, and realise that unicorns don't exist and that they are all the same.

/thread

>>687854193
Fedoras dont count as dressing nicely.

>>687853955
nice dubs and I kek'd internally

>>687849634
because im not a wonderful guy

>>687849634
i'm actually quite attractive, with scl uni-degree and enough money.
but socially handicapped af and fucked up from yearslong drug consumption. plus i'm quite lazy in this context and hardly react when a woman shows interst in me (wouldn't know how anyway).
so that's life, i guess.

>>687854019
I know man. I see girls I know post shit like that and get 0 backlash from it. Imagine the utter fucking shitstorm that would be created if a dude posted the same entitled bullshit. Double standards, man.

>>687854281
What post is your post? Remember i'm just a registered nurse. Not a psychiatrist. But i've picked up shit from dealing with bipolar patients.

>>687849634
coz i wanna bugger them at the 1st date

>>687853294
We all make mistakes. I honestly don't remember my first. I was fucking before I had ballhair, or could cum.

Really, the only thing you should feel bad about is the dude you cucked, but that's his fault anyway, for being with a ho.

You just do you, and let everyone else take care of their shit.

>>687854271
Yeah see how long that shit lasts. They need us way more than we need them. You ever see a woman in her 30s who's single? They go fucking nuts. Men? Theyre just fine. Not to mention, if any of this shit falls apart, itll be all 'But Im just a girl' from these strong women.

>>687849634
Who still needs a gf when there is free porn

>>687853695
I'm 180cm and around 70kg. You'll have to convert.

>>687854488
this ones mine >>687852607

>>687854288
>You were fine before her and you will be after, always keep that in minde.
i do, i don't need her, but it was really nice knowing that i still had it in me, especially to date a girl of her appeareance
>and realise that unicorns don't exist and that they are all the same
yeah, she should realise that too, she will end up pretty unhappy with her ex i believe

>>687853552
Being banned from 4chan is the least of my worries.

>>687849634
total 7/10, I got two girls, actually. One an easy 10/10, the other a passable 6/10, but a beast in the sack

>>687852916
Kek, saved.

>>687849634
I have a girlfriend that I met online but we rarely see each other because she's 6,000 miles away in another country. Going to see her again soon. We plan on living together within 10 years

>>687853912
Cheers. Hearing that is actually giving me some confidence.

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>>687854597
That'll do it every time.

>>687854795
Proof required for statements such as these.

>>687849634
Because I only meet wives/gf that want to cheat, or single women that are perma-single because of their high standards, ie a normal American woman.

I fuck easy going woman who have a life, and my life couldn't be better. In my late 30's, which I makes a big difference in my availability pool.

You don't need a gf. You need balance in your life.

>>687854169
The only guy I knew that ever got more pucci than me was a male nurse. You're with chicks all day, every day. You're smarter than them, and if you're really smart you don't show it.

It's like an all you can eat pucci buffet. Plus free drugs. Fentanyl omg....

I don't have a girlfriend because I don't want to immediately bone every girl I see.
I am only interested in girls I am already somewhat in love with, meaning I only fall in love with friends, since love takes time to develop.
And of course, since girls are never single, and I don't want to destroy my friend circles, I don't stir up shit. I know I'm abnormal. I am not interested in picking up girls at a bar, and I'm not interested, even if I find them cute. I don't hate flirting with my female friends, but with a total stranger ? Somewhat gross to me if I'm being honest. Men don't interest me either. And I'm not asexual, my sexual fantasies are pretty out there they just happen to only include myself as an observer or as the sole actor most of the time. I am very lonely, but by now I've learned to deal with it, except in one particular case : I am a really open-minded person, but I can't help but resent friends I have who can't bear to be single for a week and complain to me about lacking love and physical intimacy. Anyway, rant over. Hope y'all find love.

Not that easy to get a gf i can be proud of.

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"Anon, are a very good and understanding friend to me, and I really do like you. I'd just rather not be bothering with a relationship at this time. I hope you understand."

She got a boyfriend 2 weeks later. A true douchebag she found.

I'm constantly friendzoning myself, because I'm not a guy who fucks from left to right, I do actually care about the people I meet.

It's so damn tiring when you confess your love to someone, only to be rejected once again.

>>687854515
Allright. She told me that her current BF can't get hard so they rarely have any sex. A recipe for disaster for him i guess.

Thanks for replying. Trying to empty my head about my experience.

>>687855316
>I'm constantly friendzoning myself, because I'm not a guy who fucks from left to right, I do actually care about the people I meet.
same thing here man

>>687855006
One doesn't know about the other, I ain't throwing that kind of proof out there.

>>687854271
That is what feminism is really about.

>>687849634
because i'm an insecure, shy and closed person. not unlike most people on this board i feel most comortable alone, in front of a monitor. my lifestyle is not very compatibale with having a girlfriend, it'd most probably lead into me treating her unfairly. I've recently worked on my life a bit more constructively though (new job, new flat, put some real effort into making the new place look nice), and i feel this topic emerging more and more as something i'm going to have to figure out better, since i love sex (judging from the little i've had) and i dont want to spend life as a loner, i want to be someone people like having around. shit aint easy

>>687849634
I would say no social skills, but that's not quite true. It probably comes down to inner conflict, about a non instrumental approach. Also to questioning the scenarios of how it would play out and not liking the outcome, so basically analysis paralysis.

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>>687855257
I was a male massage therapist. Dudes who didnt know me thought I was gay, but think about it, I had women paying me good money to rub them down. I was around women all fucking day getting money. Most of them just came in to talk to me, it was great.

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>>687849634
I had a gf for 4 years, just because I wanted to know how it was to be in a long relationship. Eventually she started pushing me to move in, talk about babies etc. In a sense we both knew we were just wasting eachother's time, but she kept believing I would change. Of course I didn't. All I wanted was for the two of us to enjoy life together, but all she could think of was having her dream of having kids fulfilled. So eventually the inevitable breakup came. I went back to chasing sluts and other lost souls, she found a nice beta to help her out with her own aspirations. I haven't heard of her in a year, yet she's still on my mind every day. Like a shadow from my past, lingering. 4 years is a long time.

No matter how many girls I seduce, she's always there. Just like my mom. Just like my dog. Just like all the other creatures I ever loved. In the end, my life is a lonely experience. They say people are never truly alone, but my days taste bitter sweet.

Rip my love, rip my dog, rip my mom. Rip my carefree youth. I'm grateful for all I have had. Lost but not forgotten.

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>used to be homeless
>now have apartment
>now have car
>now have mon-fri job working 12 hour shifts starting at 3am
>also taking 2 night classes at community college
>the only times I have to enjoy are Saturday nights where I can smoke and drink and browse /b/

I don't have the time, the finances, or interest to pursue a relationship.

>>687854429
On what planet are the chicks that date wonderful guys? My worst flaw was being too nice. too many bitches just CRAVE abuse.

If you're an asshole, you're golden for pucci

>>687855569
iktf

cause im socially retareded and i will only date women 4 years or more older than me.

>>687855423
Uh huh. I question the 10/10, since that doesnt exist. Even still its subjective.

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>>687850538
You poor son of a bitch

>>687855658
what are you trying to get your degree in m8?

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I don't get out much, no energy. I have asked some girls out this year, two actually. But, they both turned me down.

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>>687850760
Haha, snap. Less fucking hassle tho m8

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>>687854162

The older you agree to get married, the more likely you are to stay together. So maybe not all the time.

>>687855257
Oh yeah sorry, Im drinking. Point being that I slayed more puss than anyone I knew. It helps to have tons of women around.

>>687854494
there's plenty that will. I have assfucked at least half a dozen chicks on our first meeting.

Not really proud of my past, tbh, but that's where I was at the time.

>>687855788
Wind technology. I live near a wind turbine farm (amerifag here) and if you complete the associates degree you're basically hired. I said what the hell why not and I enjoy it.

>>687855992
I'll give you that one. It does raise the likelyhood of working out.

>>687849634
I have a wife, I just hate her so much, but I stay for the kids.
I hate my job, my wife has a loose pussy from all the kids, she never really was super attractive to begin with but I accidently knocked her up in HS.

Its a miserable fucking life. Im basically just waiting to die.

> fap
> no demand for gf
> repeat as needed

>>687855708
20 year old 110lbs star wars fan. So, that's a win

>>687856061
Great to hear. Good luck to you.

>>687854678
Someone has to make sammiches, anon.

It's also nice to get the bills paid, tickets to shows, nice clothes, and what not. A gf with a job can do all these things for you, and introduce you to her sisters/girlfriends too!

>>687849634
Because I am married.

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>tfwnoqt3.14gf to cuddle and watch movies with.

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Because, contrary to belief, black guys aren't as sought out as they'd have you believe. If you're black but not a stereotype, you'll be alone for the rest of your life, even if you workout and stay in shape like me.

>>687856239
people like you are the reason I'm never having kids. I'd rather be lonely with my dog instead of being lonely with a frigid wife.

>>687856297
Oh you're a kid. I doubt you've really seen enough women to know the best of the best. But if she's 10/10 to you, whatever, Im actually happy for your success in that dept.

>>687856519
poor sap

Pissed my last girlfriend off by cheating on her with her much hotter best friend she has bad talked me ever since and now no girl is interested lmao

>>687856519
This. Fuck fuck you OP

>>687852202
>>687852093
>>687852005

thanks for being nice to me

Cause i always fall in love with girls that are a bit older than me and they aren't really interested in me. Also my last relationship ended with my ex-gf cheating on me several times so right now I actually don't really want a relationship

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>>687856519
Thats no fucking excuse

>>687855277
Nice dubs, and philosophy, but love doesn't take time to develop. It's a hormonal imbalance that blinds you to the flaws of whatever piece you're tagging, and when it wears off, you then see them for the mewling shrews they are, and it's time to move along.

asian
1,70
not attractive
at least fit

>>687849634
because i prefer to stay home and spank my monkey while looking at gay and trap porn

BTW i am bi so pussy does not impress me anymore like it did when i was a teenager

>>687856734
>>687857038
Happily Married as well.

>>687857103
That's why you people get so educated. If you cant be a stud, you better be able to provide. Thats what its really all about in the end anyway.

>>687856878
what does your dick look like?

>>687856712
I'm 29, faggot.

>>687856878
np dude, now go do some fucking pushups, then do more as soon as you can, basically convince your body that it's fight or die. muscle growth is literally little rips and tears getting filled up with proteins, very hard at first, but once you're in a routine you'll have tonnes of energy and not regret it one fucking bit.

>>687857224
Disgraceful. Get a girlfriend faggot

>>687850866
Do you get the cloud district very often? Oh what am I saying, of course you don't..
>I'll have you know there's no PUSSIEEEEEEE

>>687857306
I'd rather squander all my money on Kinder Eggs instead of being a "provider" for some post-wall whore

>>687857419
what does it matter

introverted
shy and quiet around new people
27 years old kissless virgin, so i feel like everyone is way ahead of me and i will only make a fool out myself when i try to escalate
I can't stand up for myself
I get intimidated easily
I procrastinate a lot
I drink a lot
I'm alway undecided
Lack of determination and discipline

>>687857485
Do I need to say it again or something?

>>687857563
just curious m8.

>>687857555
Hey I like you even more now.

Looks across couch at gf.
Uhhhh.... Because I'm probably gonna dump/lose her soon?

Just broke up with her two days ago :/

>>687857492
i used to bench 365 for reps until i fucked up my shoulder

i wish i could do them but my shoulder is fucked

Had a girlfriend for over 4 years. She dumped me a couple of weeks ago, and now my life feels like shit.

>>687857540
I did and then married her.

>>687857793
How many cocks do you think she's taken since then?

>>687855699
You, sir, are golden. The older you get, the more frantic the women a little older than you will get, until you will have to beat them off with sticks.

Ugly and wierd

>>687857775
Fucking forgot the >
2 off quads... I need to reevaluate my life.

Asexual, I come for memes

>>687857606
The world is yours to take faggot, tbh I'll be you in 7 years if If I pussy out for another 7 years, so I won't.

I really don't know.

My carrer is sucessfull
I'm not ugly
Can have regular conversations whit anyone

But I just can't / know / want to have friends, which make it really hard to get a gf

>>687857627
I've dated 10/10's. I've dated 4/10's. If I like a girl, I'll date her. If she's hot, just a benefit.

>>687857072
No, love takes time. You're talking about a crush. Had a few amourettes in summer camps that would fit in what you're describing. I'm saying love, as in, "this peron is wonderful and I want to live my life with her", not "this person is perfect and makes me all tingly inside"

>>687857893
You married your wife, get a girlfriend. Quit making excuses for your failure.

>>687857702
i don't want to post it itt

you can guess, it's really small

>>687857844
If you had never started that relationship shit, you would be mus happier right now.

>>687849634
I don't trust anyone and I don't believe in anything.

>>687849634
Cos she cheated on me recently :(

>>687857827
that sucks, improvise/figure shit out, other-wise everything else I said

>>687857895
idk tbh, probably less than your mom has

>>687857996
Yeah well my point was that I doubt the 10/10. Thats all in your head. Prove it and we'll all think you're a stud

>>687849634
b/c love is a sign of weakness, if not mental illness.

>>687858186
Well I mean its 2 days right? There's no way she'd catch up. But I bet Chad and Tyrone have been beating it up.

>>687856239
get a friend to knock her up, then you have strong position for custody.

i got custody of my kids and rid of the beast that whelped them. I even got spousal support lol

>>687858050
Yeah, probably. It was a nice relationship, though. No fighting and we traveled a lot. I would be much happier if I never were in a relationship in the first place, but I wouldn't give away my memories with her just to be a little happier now.

>>687850241
You're the half hipster guy?

>>687858049
Please post it dude

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>17
>live in pretty small town
>everyone is against drugs here
>overdose.jpg
>no girls

>>687849634
Because I'm not a wonderful guy. All I've done is use people without even knowing I've used them and so everyone has left me because of it.

I'd be lucky if anyone even wanted to acknowledge my existence

>inb4 edgy

>>687858582
You overdosed?

>>687858371
How did you know the names of my asscheeks?

#singlelifebby

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>>687850780
Mine is more accurate.

>>687856674
I'm not sure what belief you are referring to, cuz the wimmins want white bois.

otoh, all you really gotta do is be willing to try.

>>687858530
>half hipster

I thought it was agreed I was a complete hipster faggot? And yes, yes I was.

>>687858707
They had to claim just one ass cheek each? Cuck you very much

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>>687849634
Because Im a sponge with all sides rough. Everyone likes me until I get sad and asshole-ish, and make everyone else sad with some existencial bullshit. I don't know. Late night /b is sad. Tell me you are sad too. I will feel better, knowing you suffer . . .