pull em off anon

timestamp nigger

Check her pulse m8

Open her up OP

>>687839114
inject air into her neck aorta. Lots of it. The aneurism will kill her.

Strip her from the waist down

>>687839114
shows her tits

timestamp

>>687839114
Pee on her crotch, obviously.

>>687839114
gr8 b8 m8

>>687839114
its raping time

if real, show us the soles of her feet
if fake, kys

timestamp or gtfo faggot

You should have someone help you put her in a bed and take responsibility for her not dying so you dont become culpable.

>>687839599

>>687839662
reroll

>>687839114
Strip her

>>687839114
pick her up and put her in a bed and sit next to her while browsing /b/ till morning

Timestamp or not gona roll

>>687839114
Timestamp

>>687839114
Stick your cock in her mouth

>>687839114
Fill tub with cold water
Dunk her head in it untill she wakes up
When she wakes up yell at her to tell you the launch codes
If she says anything other then the launch codes dunk her head
Repeat untill you have launch codes

God speed anon

Put her on her face so if she barfs she doesn't die

Should I roll her on her back so when she throws up she will choke? lol

Strip her.

>>687839114
Hold her hair while she vomits. Then make her eat eggs.

>>687839599
obviously

>>687839114

Let's see her face, and I'll make my judgment on what actions you should take.

>>687839822
no wtf

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OP here, just took her outside and her pants seemed to be stuck on something.

Timestamp

>>687839114
Call an ambulance? She has alcohol poisoning you fuck.

>>687839762
This!

>>687839114
Just touch her comfortably.

>>687839886
not OP

>>687839736
Rolling for this

>>687839762
This

>>687839850
You're a unicorn.

Put her in shower and pour ice water on her

>>687839762
kek, rolling for launch codes, if she tells you them say "Looks like my rockets about to launch"

>>687839886
Faggot

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Show feet, don't need trips just do it faggot.

Check if she is breathing first, if correct then its titties time if not run to the hostital with her.

>>687839850
You're a unicorn!.

>>687839762
this

>>687839114
cut her throat

>>687840008
Whoa whoa, why do you dumb niggers have to be so rude?

Why the fuck are you posting a pic without timestamps? If real, write timestamp on her bare tits

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>>687839886
fuck off

>>687839736
>pick her up and put her in a bed and sit next to her while browsing /b/ till morning
reroll

kys

Have you tried sending nudes?

>>687839886
This is why no timestamp. This is complete troll, uness op is dressing passed out chick in different clothes like a barbie doll.
Thanks for the nostalgias tho op, you faggot.

>>687840009
not OP

strip her naked and leave her there

>>687839114
Take her to a safe place and taken care of her until she wakes up yoi cumlord edgefuck

>>687840252
reroll

>>687839762
This

>>687840162
roll

Feed her boiled eggs, if your brother questions why you are making boiled eggs, tell him to fuck off or you'll tell your parents.

Id maybe check if she was alive before you do anything...

Op is a faggot

>>687839114
Draw a dickbutt on her face

>>687840249
I don't understand?
Did you think I was OP?

>>687839762
roll
>>687839996
>999...6

Sharpie in her pooper

>>687840330
reroll

>>687839762
This

Well, fuck her of course

>>687839762
Remember to scream shes a commie traitor while you do it

>>687839483

>>687840429
Get

>>687840444
WINRAR

>>687840444
trips of truth checked

>>687839762
roll

>>687840444
Winrar

>>687839762
>THE NUMBERS MASON, WHAT DO THEY FUCKING MEAN?

>>687840444
This here

Give us the timestamp faggo.

>>687840519
OP you pussy, you shall deliver!

let her sleep on the coach

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>>687840444
BOOM!

>>687840604
spellfail

>>687839762
YES YES YES WHILST FUU

>>687840444
Op is not going to deliver i can see the future

Take her to the hospital what is wrong with you

>>687839762
Roll

Respectfully put her in a bed without sexually touching her and say good night. And leave.

>>687840702
She just passed out drunk faggot

>>687840715
and at this moment, the anons knew, they were catfished

>>687839895
>alcohol poisoning
That's not even a thing like what the fuck man.

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>>687840604

Turn her into a marionette doll!

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>>687839762
You're a goddamn genius

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>OP confirmed faggot

ABANDON THREAD ABANDON THREAD ABANDON THREAD ABANDON THREAD

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bacchus position

Fart in her face a lot, then slap her till she wakes up, then run

>>687840849
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Alcohol_intoxication#Acute_alcohol_poisoning

>>687840925
Litteral lol

OP changed her shirt too I see

Paint her face like a clown with a swastika

>>687840849
It is man.
But this bitch is fine.

>>687840849
she probably doesnt have alcohol poisoning but that is a thing. when you spend 2 days puking and drinking water every 20 minutes youll realize it exists. severe cases need to have their stomach pumped or theyre kill

>>687840444
Hopefully op is filling the tub

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>>687841042
WTF

>>687841108
This one

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>>687841042
MODS MODS MODS

>>687841042
HAHAHAHAHHAHAHAH

>>687841026
What I meant by that, is that virtually no healthy, young human being could ever die from that.

>>687841042
dude..

>>687841042
>tfw you did shit like that when you were a kid

>>687841042
MODS

>>687841213
Kill yourself

>>687841042
Mods!

>>687840444
Winrar, wonder if op if going to delivery, surely yes?

>>687841299
yes they can

>>687841042
MODS MODS MODS
this aint spam, this is an alert you modfags

>>687841042
MODS !!!

>>687841042
MODS? PLS

>>687841347
Shut your mouth, I would snap your neck like a twig kiddo

>>687841299
My friend got it when he was like 15 he shit his pants, and got his stomach pumped

His family is a long line of alcoholics tho

>>687841299
... no healthy young human can die from ingesting too much alcohol?

Do go on

>>687841415
MODS, COME BACK HERE, THERE IS CP AND THE OP IS NOT DELIVERING. YOU NEED TO BAN AT LEAST 1 ANON

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>>687841042

>>687841534
ban this faggot plz

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>>687840330

>>687839114
Make sure she's breathing since you're all underage. Don't want mommy taking away gbp

>>687841582
Ban the op next for not delivering

WHERE THE CP AT!??

I LOVE CHEESE PIZZA

>>687841415
What was it?

>>687841723
Delet this

>>687841504
>he shit his pants, and got his stomach pumped
Not the first person I'd see to drunkenly shit their pants, pumping out the stomach wasn't necessary, trust me. It's crazy what doctors do to drunk people to "save" them. Grew up on the country side in Germany, basically a gunless redneck, I've seen the worst when it comes to alcohol and people way overestimate how deadly it is from overdosing on it.

>>687841042
MODS

>>687841728
you know, the regular 10 yr old on a younger one. Gay too

>>687841728
It was two boys (10) having sexual intercourse in an alley.

Leave her alone. Dont touch her. Be a normal for once.

>>687839114
seems she has the eyes open, maybe is dead

>>687839599
rollin

>>687839762
YES

>>687841723
hang yourself summerfag

>>687840444
oh god yes this OP pls

>ctrl - f
>no rape

this site is literally full of fucking faggots and children now

>>687839762
roll for this.

>>687841042
Dude what the actual fuck?
Is this considerd CP?
Wtf

>>687841723
kys

>>687841394
Hold onto your panties jeez
You see some CP
And you scream for mommy and daddy

>>687842140
>rape
Probably because that doesn't exist. It's called sex, you gigantic newfag.

>>687841878
He hade really shallow breathing and was getting pale, its not like we would call the ambulance unless we tougth he was fucking dying, paramedics where doing manual breathing for him with one of those big plastic bladder things

>>687842273
You must be an alien if you don't know why

>>687842329
here's an anal pedo

anyone got a megafile with it? i didnt see and am curious

>>687839762

I didn't know this was a YLYL thread... but I lost. Hard.

>>687840680
Probbly becasue the get involves waterboarding

>>687842555
the trip of truth hath spoken

pee on her

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>this thread

>>687839114
Call the police and get the party busted. Bonus points if little brother is arrested for drugging innocent girl.

>>687842555
It was literally nine seconds of two kids standing in a stairwell pulling up their pants

>>687842654
if /b/ becomes full of cp, it's servers are to be raided by the government because FUCKING CP IS ILLEGAL YOU TWAT

>>687841042
I know its funny and all, but what if like that was your kid???
Being anal fucked by what you thought was his good friend????
Jese that kid looks 9 and the other barely looks 6 or 7.
I feel so confused and weird by this.
Like ive seen some fucied up shit.
But something that seems innocent to those kids clearly wasnt.
That kid has done some shit like that before, by the way he looks around.
I wonder who the fuck was recording.

>>687842816
late to the party it seems

Pee on her crotch and butt so that she thinks she pissed herself.

>>687842871
post again didnt see

>>687842555
You really won't care to see it. I know curiosity is getting the best of you, but just because it's cp doesn't make it good.

>>687842846
I'd never want to lose /b/... it's such a wonderful and fulfilling board.

>>687843008
me too, so post responsibly folks

>>687839114
Just remember b/ this is vulnerable female an if he does rape her you are abetting a sex crime ok ..

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>>687839762
fuck yes this!!
i cracked up pretty hard thanks nigger!
next person i find passed out in a bathroom this happening

>>687839886
So she managed to get from bathroom to outside?

>>687839762
has to be this

>>687842972
It looks like 2 kids doing the himmlich maneuver until one pulls back and you see the other ones butt. Really nothing interesting.

>>687839114
check her vitals

>>687843307
oh, here's a seasoned pedo

>>687843307
kid had a decent size dick for a 10 yr old

>>687842979
No i didnt save it you retard.
Its 9 seconds of two kids in broad daylight in the bottom of a small stairwell.
One kid wich looks 9 or 10 is butt fhcking another kid who seems 6 or 7 while standing up.
The older kid stops and goes up the stairs to see if anyone is coming.
While the young one is scratching(?)or hurt by the anal poking.

174 posts, no waterboarding, no launch codes

Oh well i guess cubas invasion will be succesfull

>>687843186
but they not real females just dirty paki /thai whores

call an anne-b-lance, idiot. if this lady dies it's your fault.

save the cheerleader an b the white knight

>>687841240
first time seeing this, saved.

she dies you go in gen pop

OP has a severe case of faggotry

>>687839114
wake her up

>>687841878
youre a dumbass.

i would try to explain how royally fucking retarded your "redneck" logic is, but it would just be a waste of time.

Cum in her mouth

yet another op who doesn't deliever

>>687844952
You don't have to believe me, but it's a great way of monetizing on people who can't speak for themselves and their friends who are in panic. My flat mate studies medicine and even she says that.

>>687841878
>trust me
>I know more than doctors

>>687845593
So... He goes to parties and when people pass out he be like

>munny pls and I'll help him/her

>>687845593
Yeah i don't believe you. You have no training, you are not a doctor, while I am one.

Take your tin foil conspiracy theories with you.

Acute alcohol poisoning causes respiratory depression. Breathing is clearly overrated, right?

>>687846176
you're a doctor? me too! I'm a doctor of love.

>>687846176
You can't say you're a doctor without proving it, cumlord.

>>687845711
The point is doctors know that, too.
Do you know what a simple procedure it is to pump out a stomach, but how much money it generates? About 6.000$.

>>687846394
>>687846405
Right, hold up there just a moment while I post my medical license on /b/.

>>687846176
>Doctors don't use their patients to generate money out of thin air over nothing
Said a doctor.

>>687846514
>About
*up to

>>687846514
And a total knee replacement which lasts 2 hours costs $30k. Whats your point?

Without intervention an individual with acute alcohol poisoning can suffer from respiratory failure, leading to death. That is fact. Tell me again why it is that they dont require medical attention?

>>687846924
You compare apples to oranges.
Yes, acute alcohol posining can cause death, but you and I both know that this wouldn't happen for 99% of the cases you "treat" in hospitals. Drunk friends or family panicking over their slightly more drunk friend or relative and you abuse that.

>>687847292
99% of cases in hospitals? You got any proof or data to back that up...or did you just pull that number out of your ass?

Clearly, there are no operating procedures in place at hospitals. Its not like they examine the patient or anything. As soon as a drunk comes in, they get wheeled straight away to the "Slightly Drunk Pt Stomach Pumping" room.

>>687847292
this anon is surprisingly based.

would party with/10

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rolling for launch codes

>>687847656
Of course I pulled that number out of my ass, where am I supposed to get the number from? It's not like there are two realites where I could somehow both treat and not treat a "patient" to get data on the outcome. But do you realize how FUCKING MUCH alcohol people drink EVERY DAY and how insanely higher the number of alcohol poisoning is compared to the people seeking your "help" in the hospitals?

>>687847665
I remember, well actually I don't of course, when I was 16 I got completely wasted on some easter bonfire event and my dudes simply tied me heads first into a toilet with ratched straps so I wouldn't vomit all over the place. I've gotten less thirsty since then, but alcohol is always a plus.

Is OP going to drown this skank or not?

>>687848468
I used to drink until I saw double in college, and I've seen videos of Russians drinking like 3 x 1 liter bottles of vodka within a few minutes, and it didn't look like the first time they did it.

Yes, you can drink so much you croak, but you'd really have to work at it. Doctors pump your stomach because they get paid to do that, and they'll tell you a scary story to make you think it was worth it.

Bunch of jews.

>>687848070
So your position is based on opinion and conjecture.

You've observed some of your friends getting drunk and think it applies to everyone?

Its called evidence based medicine for a reason. Not "i guess he'll be alright and sleep it off" medicine.

Tell me, how do you differentiate between a patient simply getting drunk and sleeping it off versus someone who is about to slip into a coma?

The reason why medical costs are high is because there is a lot more that goes on behind the scenes than you are aware of. A procedure that involves pumping the stomach is not just limited to that act alone. You may say that the other tests and procedures are unnecessary, and jump up and down claiming doctors are simply using patients to make money. But it comes down to one truth: you are not medically trained and have no clue whats going on.

>>687839572
an aneurysm is a weakining of the arterial wall that can cause bleeding once it pops. the "fancy" word you were looking for is embolism...

>>687848914
Finally another voice of reason.
One of my friend circles is made up of a bunch of russians/pollacks, insane what people can down and still stand.

>You've observed some of your friends getting drunk and think it applies to everyone?
No. Huge numbers of people are drinking way over their limits every fucking day, yet deaths are really, really rare and usuall are a result of long time drinking, not overdosing.

> a lot more that goes on behind the scenes
Of course. Multiple nurses, at least one doctor, paperwork, logistics (as in: a bed, housing, the room to pump the stomach), medicine, medicinal equipment (bot one time use and occupying stationary maschinery), etc. I'm not stupid. That doesn't change the fact that it's simply monetizing fear.

>you are not medically trained and have no clue whats going on
I don't need medical training to read statistics. Also maybe, if you know that much more than me which should be safe to assume if your claims of being medically trained are correct, you should source us plebs with objective data on the matter.

>>687849917
woops, meant to link >>687849123 before the first greentext.