what r u drinking?

>>687834125
Squint your eyes and that pic looks kinda like an unkempt crotch.

>>687834125
I'm on the same boat OP.

>>687834125
Happy birthday, op!

>>687834446
or a hotdog down a hallway.........

and happy birthday and shit as well

>>687834125

>text your mother that you love her

Treat yourself, go bang a Taiwanese hooker.

Happy BDay, OP.

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>>687834125
Happy birthday OP

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>>687834125

Happy birthday man!

I remember wanting to kill myself on my 20th, I was convinced there was nothing to celebrate about the pathetic heap that was my life. I was a broken man.

Keep your chin up. It will get better. It will always get better.

>>687834446
Exactly my thoughts

>>687834125
You on your way to becoming a wizard?

>>687834125
Happy birthday my friend! How many times have you fapped today? And if you compare that to the previous month, is it more or less than for an average day?

>>687834125

Sounds like you aren't in a great place right now.

What kinda interests you got? What kinda stuff makes you happy?

>>687834922
Not always

>>687834433
Wine
>>687834581
>>687834764
>>687834817
>>687834922
Thanks!
>>687834757
I did, my grandma (her mom) just died and she's not in great shape, I'll visit her tomorrow.
>>687835040
Yep.

>>687834125
Since the day we we're born, are we living or slowly dying?

>>687834125
You still got time to turn it around fam.

What do you do for a job?

>>687834125
happy birthday m8

>>687835150
Zero today! Did twice yesterday though. I'd say my average is 1.5.

>>687834125
Go do something about your life if you don't like it. If you think someone is going to come and do it for you you're wrong. You can sit around drinking and moping of you can do literally anything else. You could go to the aquarium and slap a shark on the ass. A fucking shark. They lived when dinosaurs did. And now some hairless monkey is slapping his ass. How neat is that shit. Happy birthday mother fucker.

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>>687834125
Today is my birthday too, i haven't told anyone and i just had a normal day, feel bad for you man i'll be drinking along with you tonight

>>687834125

Happy Birthday! Maybe next years won't be so shitty

>>687835159
I don't think it's that bad, I'm kind of used to the way things are. I have some hobbies and stuff, like going to the gym and swimming, like riding my bike (i totaled it last year though and didn't get a new one since I rehabbed from the injuries), I like skydiving. If I'm not at work though I usually just play video games or watching movies and drinking.

>>687834125
Hi, mine too!

>>687835308
Software developer.

>>687835280
sad to hear, hope she get well

>>687835395
Good for you man!
I normally think that masturbation and gaming are the most destructive things in anyone, since they both give you "easy rewards" so they basically make you dull and not searching for new adventures.

>>687834125
Are you a virgin?

>>687835694

Sounds like you may have reached a point of "mundane enjoyment" where your hobbies and your interests aren't as interesting as they used to be because they're what you've always done.

Have you ever traveled? Been out to see the world? Hell, have you ever left the country?

Happy birthday faggot

>>687835760
Maybe. It sure is an addiction at this point, it's kind of funny nobody talks about it that way, but I bet most people (guys at least) really, REALLY couldn't last a few days without fapping even if they wanted to.
>>687835859
Yes, only had one serious gf 8 years ago, she hinted a few times she wanted to fuck and I didn't get the message so she left me and said I'm weird.

>>687834125
Are you gonna go an hero?

>>687835990
Yeah, I go skiing most winters and have been in a few countries in the summer. I like it, but mostly I have nobody to go with me so I just don't do it.

Happy birthday!
I bet you are socially awkward tho... and having a web designer job does not help. Have you considered getting a job that demands interacting with other people?

>>687836085
Do you think you might have a little bit of undiagnosed autism?

>>687836097
I don't think so, though I do have some "hobbies" that are considered dangerous (like riding a bike or skydiving), so maybe unconsciously I am trying to kill myself.

>>687836377
I'm a developer, not a designer, but actually I do interact with a lot of people at work - both internally and with our clients. I'm pretty good at it because I can fake lots of emotions, I'm probably a sociopath or something.

>>687836597
Probably. When I was younger I really hated when people touched me, but when I realized it was weird I just learned to ignore it and now have no problem shaking hands with strangers or kissing girls hello.

>>687836647
my mistake.
then, when are you at your natural? Socially speaking, and no faking? How many friends (real friends, no "hello/how are you/goodbye" friends) do you have?

>>687836237

Aah, so that's it: no meaningful human connections.

So, do you ever play Videogames or drink with "friends" or do you people you'd classify as such?

Is that a word that hold weight with you, or does it ring hollow; like a vestigial connection to something you've never had?

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>>687836377
>comparing web design to software development

>>687836787
>kissing girls hello
are you russian?

>>687836923
I have 4 people I'd call real friends, they know me really well and I know them (I think). I'm comfortable around them and talk with them about stuff like this thread all the time. I guess I'd normally spend this day with them (they'd drag me out to some place for a pizza or something), but they're all out of town.
>>687836953
Yes, I do sometimes socialize like that and I like it, but it's happening more and more rarely, because my friends have their lives.
>>687836995
I don't mind.
>>687837124
Polish, we have that too.

>>687836995
Sorry, I care 2 cents for the difference. No offense tho

Where are you from, OP?

>>687834125
Why not be more sociable OP. No offense, but maybe you should find a group of friends to skype with and play games with. Makes my miserable life much better with a group of peers

>>687834125
Happy birthday fag, hope it gets better for you

>>687837983
That's the goal for this year, not to sit on /b/ next birthday.

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>>687838221
>same goal as every year

>>687834125
Happy birthday nig

>>687838426
Actually it only started bothering me like 3 years ago. I've been around here since 2007.

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>>687834125
>29
>Giving fucks about birthdays

>>687834125Is this an up-skirt picture of your mom?

>>687834125
happy birthday man, hope life starts working out for you, but until then, you can stay in this hell-hole with the rest of us

Happy birthday, go buy a prostitute as a gift from me! Weeee, toungefuck her ass

>>687837568

>Life was usually pretty good, not great but good
>Friends would hang out, talk shot, have fun
>Work gets a bit more intense, same for friends
>Fanily becomes more of a thing for a lot of them, some even have kids now, but it never rally clicked for you
>You still enjoy their company but less and less of their time is available
>"Why can't we just be like we used to be?" You wonder, as you stare at the screen for another night, looking at the plethora of games you own - but none interest you
>"Did I miss it? Did I miss the boat on all this family and relationship stuff? Do I care. I think I care - do I?" You say it out loud enough, maybe something will happen
>Yes. You do care. You wish you didn't but you do. It's been a while since your last "serious" relationship and things haven't really gone anywhere
>"I'll have to sacrifice me to be that guy though; I'll stop being able to have fun and do what I want"
>Yes, and no.
>The one that you want by your side, the one that will make everything better, the one that can fix it all; it's you.
>Search for those with common interests, common loves, even common hates - make new friends, different friends.
>New expletives will open up room for growth, and when someone comes along who seems just right for you, you'll be emotionally ready to say "yes"
>because being with someone doesn't mean giving up you, it means becoming "us" - when I, becomes we, because you actually didn't have to give up anything, because they love you for what you do and who you are
>Relationships are trust - trust that you can be honest about what you want, and they can do the same.

So gone it and be honest, OP. Trust in the you that you've built, and believe it's the authentic you - don't hide it, and they will come.

>>687834125
What went wrong was you making poor life decisions...
It's your 29th birthday, you're still young as fuck.
Plenty of time to change things.

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>>687834125
Happy birthday my man
don't be sad

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>>687834125
now you accepted you in Great huge Faggot company Happy Birthday b/ro ..kek

>>687835420
> Facebook faggot

>>687839107
agrees

>>687835643
Ofco course it will.
Unless OP makes an effort to change something, obviously things will stay the same.

>>687839342
The fuck is this pasta?
>>687839480
Oh shit waddup!

Okay guys, thank you for kind replies, I'll go for a walk now. Peace out.

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>>687834125
happy birthday anon!

Op that happened to me 2 days ago. No one wished me happy birthday and I'm 25. Don't give up man we love you. Happy birthday

>>687834125
Why'd you post a picture of the old Los Angeles zoo?

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>>687840036
happy birthday other anon!

>>687839873
If you are OP, and you actually said "oh shit waddup", then kill yourself.

I was all for helping you until that autism

>>687837568
If it makes you feel any better I only have 2 real friends. I really wanted to head to the beach today because its pretty hot in Los Angeles but both of them ignored me and I don't wanna go by myself like a loser. Keep your head up OP

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>>687840335
jesus you just described me, only in florida...the beach is right there, but its just not the same without someone to go with

>>687840335
should of gone beach an jerked off over nakiids ladies an posted the vidyas of it an your beating ..Keked

>>687840559
>687840559
do this anon

>>687840508
protip: Online dating, also, lower your standards.

>>687835283
oi what a cheeky question m8

>>687834125
sucks to hear that OP, especially since I'm on my way to being like that myself
Anyways Happy Birthday fam, keep it up

Quit crying OP.
I'm 33 within a week, and here's my story...

> introduced to drugs at young age
> first cigarette at 7 years old
> first cone at 9 years old
> smoked weed daily from 11 years old
14-20+ smoking 1/4 ounce a day.
20-22/23, hitting the meth hard and constant.

Quit everything, (there's a story there, but seems unrelated to your post).

> be me now
> manager of a liquor store.
> $70,000 a year.

Still have depression related issues, but if you have it, you got it..
I know how that is....

The first question you need to ask yourself anon, is "what do you want".

>>687834125
Happy Birthday!

So OP is kill?
No final judgement, but it seems he was a faggot all along.

>>687834125
Happy bday anon. I had my 29th in April and it was very much the same. I have come to accept that that's just how it is. I do not have a Facebook so I only get one or to messages from family. It's really not that bad anon, just be glad you made it thru another year!

>>687834922
shut up faggot, only cunts think it always gets better

>>687842228
>Quit crying OP
oh you're one of those people, please just leave

>>687842864
Why did you reply to my post?
I'm not OP...

>>687843251
>I'm not OP...
i know

>>687842228
Is that your story? Lemme give you a bit of mind since you think you're so tough.
>introduced to meth at age 2
>drank my first cocaine when I was 3
>snorted a kilo a day until I was 54

Give it all up

>be me 2016
>owner of a fortune 500 company
>$2,000,000 a year

You think you had it bad? I used to inject heroin into my eyeballs just to feel alive.

Happy birthday OP

>>687834446
>>687834965

you realize dat filename?

>>687843632
I can imagine that being true.
What a hell of a story for a movie

>>687843632
Never suggested I had it bad.
My life was a lot of fun.
Obviously there was a lot not mentioned.

But you gotta grow up sometime.

Was just showing OP, that life starts getting better the moment you start putting in the effort to make it better.

Don't know what it takes to be hardcore anymore, but I surely can't, nor care to compete with you.

>>687843632
that's a wonderful reply

>>687834125
HAPPY BIRTHDAY!

>>687843632

Kiddo you think you've been around the school of hard knocks?

>Been doing 40 oz of pure Desomorphine since I was 6 weeks old
>Had to fight my way through 17 people A DAY just to get some crusts of bread from the bins behind the Wendys
>Never owned a pair of socks

Give it all up

>Be me 2016
>Owner of Microsoft, Google, Nasa and Crapple
>2 buhzillion a year

You think you had it bad? I used to inject Krokodil in places that weren't discovered my medical science yet, the only reason they know about the tonsils is because I used to fucking inject there and OD'ed near a hospital once.

>>687834125
Happy birthday mate. i honestly feel the same at the moment, a few years ago i was out with friends all the time, had multiple girls willing to fuck me and always talked to people when online

now i never meet my friends, i haven't been laid in years, and have about 2 people i speak to when online. that's ALL the games i play, and Facebook.

life sucks atm.

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>>687834125
happy birthday sorry for those life circumstances now having said that fuck a whore use protection you have to atleast know the feel of fucking a woman that will hopefully give you more freedom maybe try meeting a girl over the internet there is nothing for you to lose at this point try to overcome any shortkumings you have and grab the life by the balls go for it you can do it dont fuck a cheap whore

>>687835280
I'm glad you trust us, man. I have been in bad spots, and I really can't help but love you. You are one of the few reasons I have strength to keep going.
It's silly to say, but for me, /b/ holds the last bit of humanity. I have no faith left, but I'll keep walking anyway.

happy birthday,

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>>687845120
>mfw
>i'll be in a threesome in a couple of weeks

>>687844960
kek this should be a pasta

>>though I'd gladly answer any of your questions

should i travel to norway or alaska
both seem like wonderful places, but i can't decide and if i want to include japan in the trip i can only pick one other.

OP a new copypasta is born on your birthday you should be proud this will go down in history

>>687834125
Not far behind you
Im a 25 year old neet with no acomplishments

BTW you faggots, OP is gone out happy birthday faggotry