rape her

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>>687822898
/thread

>>687822700
show her some pictures of meth user teeth.

>>687822700
Fix the tooth brush on your dick

>>687822898
pls dont make this sexual or i will report this thread.

i will be monitoring, so dont try it

Simple. Incentivize, tell her she can have ice cream or something for dessert after dinner the next day. Or something else she like enough to want to brush her teeth.

>>687822700
put the toothpaste on your dick and mouthfuck her

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>I have to hold her down and force it in her mouth

so let me get this right ..... most nights you hold your daughter down and force it into her mouth yes?

>Most nights I have to hold her down and force it in her mouth. Now I think she is traumatized by it.

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>most nights I have to hold her down and force it in her mouth

>>687822700
Have you tried asking her why she doesn't like it? I asked my niece and she said she didn't Ike the taste, got new toothpaste problem solved.
Incentivise nigga. Make a game out of it. Hang a calendar in the bathroom and mark off every day she does it with rewards along the way. Do your teeth while she does hers.
If that doesn't work, use the Santa/Easter bunny defence.

>>687822700
Eat her out every time she brushes her teeth, that'll teach her to associate oral hygiene with oral pleasure. Easy.

>>687822700
Is this her in pic ?

Someone is gonna post cp and I'll be there when it happens.

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>>687822700
If your child doesn't do what you tell it to you've already failed as a parent.

>>687823389
>>687823327
>2016
>Don't holding down and forcing it in her mouth

>>687823631
It has some watermark. probs not

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>>687823551

Pretty much what I was going to say. Find and deal with any negative problems and follow up with positive re-enforcement.

talk to your dentist, not 4chan. tell your daughter that her teeth will rot and she has to brush her teeth otherwise she ll lose her teeth and be in very big pain. toothbrushing is nothing more than annoying, holding your kid down is indeed a traumatising experience and maybe you re a little late realising that. try to talk about it, yes you can talk to small children. if that doesnt work, g oto a professional before she needs a root canal

>>687822700
Have sardines in mustard for a few meals and tell her thats all there will be to eat until she decides to brush her teeth without being told.

Watch this tutorial
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PwMkfGbmfhI

>>687823940
oh the other hand, if that doesnt help, its gonna make things a whole lot worse

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Take her to KFC.

darn it i came to /b/ to fap, not to advice a father about how he should talk to his daughter and seek professional help..

>>687822700
cum in her teeth, she will be forced to brush, unless she is a slut and likes having cum in her mouth.

comment on her bad breath.

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>>687823551
This is what I do. It works. Kids love games and rewards. E.Z. P.Z.

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>>687823135

>>687824054
Goddamn chinks ruin everything

timestamp with her or it didnt happen

Take a slice of bread and put some of the gunk that gets between her teeth. Let it sit for a few days and then compare to a noncontaminated slice of bread.

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>>687824066

>>687823551
Goddammit you don't reason with children you fucking cuck. Now that little bitch is gonna walk all over you. Fucking beta.

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tell her the abscess drainage surgery cost will come out of her allowance. Then show her what happens to teeth that don't get brushed.

>>687822700
>Real Russia

is that like some lolita magazine?

>>687823163
this worked for me

>>687823879
>teeth will rot

Nice broscience there m8. Havent brushed my teeth in about 2 years now. No pain, no caries, nothing whatsoever. Brushing your teeth will mess up your natural bacteria balance in your mouth and your teeth will be vulnerable to caries until you have regained those good defensive bacteria that will protect your shit

>>687822700

Go to a dentist, explain your situation ask him if he knows any fucked up rotten teethed bastard. and take her with you to him/her

>>687824066
DUBS NEVER LIE SO DO IT

>>687822700
I am a dental assistant working in a dental practice specifically for children.

Consider the following options:

1 make it a game
2 force her. You are the parent and she doesn't know whats good for her
3 have her lie down on bed and brush her then, it's easier for you to brush her then
4 don't put negative implications by NOT brushing on brushing. Instead, have her focus on the positives (white, clean, fresh, no stinky, no cavities!)
5 just ask her why she doesn't want to. Really listen to her and talk to her with a low friendly voice on why its better to brush.

>>687822700
Realize that you're the parent, and they're the child. Who gives a fuck what they won't do, make them do it.

>>687824637
>caries
>caries

>>687824637
I'm calling bullshit, show a picture of your teeth with timestamp.

>>687824637
>cringe

>>687824637

I don't think his argument is based on science on more on just scaring the kid into doing what she's told.

>>687824766
dubs 66 responding to dubs 66 telling you to do it, its a sign

>>687823879
You are fucking dumb.

Children do not plan for the future. Fear is a horrible incentive. She will just grow fearful o the dentist you stupid fuck.

Do not follow this guys advice.

>>687824637
post pic of teeth plox

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>>687824420
brb brushing teeth

show her pictures of cavities, tell her they hurt alot and brushing helps prevent them. Also tell her they are expensive and put it in terms of toys. My sister had to do this with my niece too. the pairing of pain and potential loss of somthing they want (not need) generally does it. That or bribe them (which she had to do). works like a charm for kids. buy somthing they want, and they can't have it until they brush by themselves every night for lets say a month. they skip once, say the timer is reset and they gotta go another month. Sis was already planning to take her daughter to the county fair and just made it sound like if she kept it up they would go. Worked like a charm

>>687824637
Retarded.

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>>687823135
Meanwhile, i will be monitoring your daughter's pussy with a 5' thick dildo fitted with a 21 mega pixel camera and a 826481 terra watt motor for satisfactory vibration.

>>687824406
What?
What the fuck would you recommend?

>>687825240
that's fucked up

My daughter went through the same thing brushed really well till she was about 5 then decided she didn't want to anymore and it was a fight to do it but she always did it in the end. One day I had enough and showed her a picture of a kid with rotted out teeth and told her if she didn't brush everyday this would happen. For over a year now she brushes every morning and night without being asked to.

>>687825431
Anal rape

>>687822700
Do you think this girl has any hair on her pussy yet?

>>687824066
>>687824766

THIS IS A SIGN OP just do it while she is sleeping of course

>>687822700
put toothpaste on your dick. shell know what to do from there.

>>687824813
>you're a fucking idiot
>you're a fucking idiot

>>687822700
Tell her that you will only finger her if she brushes her teeth. Works every time.

Put dick in her mouth

>>687823135
he already did faggot.

>>687822700
google, "dental neglect,"... show her.

Get her an electric toothbrush, also brush your teeth together, your example means a lot to her. Dentist fag here

>>687822700
Why do you ask such a thing on /b/ ?

>>687822700
Dude use thise little red brush your teeth candys that make your mouth red untill you brush it all away...thats what my parents did and i think it worked

>>687822700
Cut dick of and give it to her as new toothbrush. Works like a charm

>>687825866
kek

How old is she? Try getting her an electric toothbrush. Kids love using those things. Also try getting her some of her own toothpaste with disney characters or whatever she likes.

>>687824637
b8 . once that enamel rots through your mouth will be cavities galore.

>>687825971
Electric dildo more like

>>687825048
fear motivates. why do you put on your seatbelt? because you dont want to be roadkill.

>>687824637
Man youre going to be super fucked soon

I don't even talk about 4chan to my son...
Why do you do this ?

>>687825475
No my friend. That's how the society works.

>>687822700
show her some pictures of methadicts teeth and tell her that's her future if she doesn't brush

>>687824637
DELIVER

>>687826278
>>>687824637
>DELIVER
Post teeth /b/agel scum

>>687822700
pee in her mouth

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>>687822700

tell her a fake but convincing story about the dental skeleton or the tooth skeleton or whatever the fuck

if you don't brush your teeth, he takes them in the middle of the night and gives them to people who deserve them and take care of them

if she's too old for that to work
JUST DISCIPLINE HER AND TELL HER IT WILL FUCKING RUIN HER LIFE IF SHE ISNT HYGENIC

>>687822700
Photoshop pics of others her age with missing and green teeth, show her them.

>>687823135
Lmao you're complaining about something sexual on 4chan?

>>687822700
Eat her pussy as she brushes her teeth. This will work money back guaranteed.

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>>687822700
>son had the same problem, he's currently 12
>he gets 2 cavities
>tell dentist he's allergic to novacaine, lidocaine
>dentist uses some kind of ointment that pretty much doesn't do shit
>son has a bad time
>son brushes his teeth better than i brush mine now

>>687823551
This. A lot of kids hate the menthol and fluoride taste because they're still young enough to literally taste their tastebuds dying. Fluoride is a poison that, while it does make the outermost layer of teeth stronger, is undoubtedly detrimental to the taste centers and soft tissues of the mouth. Strong menthol or other sugar-alcohol based flavors can desensitize taste buds and in some cases be so strong that the taste is painful to some people, especially children. Fluoride toothpaste is based on dangerous pseudoscience perpetuated by an industry that only cares about profits and keeping their market share.

I switched to a fluoride free, lightly flavored toothpaste and started swishing with coconut oil instead of mouthwash (which is even more dangerous to a young palate). Since then my gums and teeth have never looked or felt better than they do now. My gum lining pocket depth went from 3-4 down to 1-2, my dentist was shocked when I said I don't floss, brush with a fluoride free paste, and use coconut oil in lieu of mouthwash. The coconut doesn't do all the magical things done people claim but for me it makes my breath fresh, reduced cold/hot sensitivity, and grabbed some of the stuff I missed while brushing.

Seriously, do it for yourself and you'll see. Your daughter will probably enjoy it much more as well.

>>687824637
Also teeth are naturally yellow and we damage our teeth when we brush them, removes some kind or layer or some ballshit like that. Dont need brush mayn

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I know that feel bro. My 8 year daughter hates taking a bath. I have to take one with her every night. I have to get in the tub and have my gf set her on my lap so i can hold still her and wash her.

Pain in the ass. Any suggestions?

>>687824637
Wow people must really like hanging out with your stinking ass mouth

Offer her money and gifts

>>687826680
I can think of a few that will convince her to bath alone... nice pun btw

>>687826672
>we damage our teeth when we brush them, removes some kind or layer or some ballshit like that

you dont know what your talking about. the layer on your teeth is called enamel. its been proven that brushing protects teeth.

leaving food on them and in between them lets the food rot and it eats through the enamel

>>687826680
Dad? Is that you?

>>687826680
>Pain in the ass.
yes for her.

>>687827096
he's somewhat right though, if you use cheap shitty toothpaste with too much chalk or some other abrasive shit you fuck up your teeth the more often you brush.

>>687822700
Just show her pics of rotted teeth and tell her this is what happens.

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Show her pictures of British teeth.

>>687827329
i understand that.. also a firm brush is bad. you need a soft brush.

regardless your beter off brushing if you want to have friends.

>>687826623
Your son won the coinflip of "hoplessly traumatized" versus "never again".

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Tell her to use the damn toothbrush right, or this will happen to her.

>>687826672
Yeah, no. The independent research says that brushing, even with just water, is many times better for tooth and gum health. Flouride and menthol are the real problems and by spreading false information that promotes laziness and inaction you are potentially hurting people.

>>687827386
Meth is a helluva drug.

>>687826672
This. If you want to brush just use herbal toothpaste instead of that fluoride shit that will fuck up your teeth. There are many factors that determine whether you will have a bad teeth. Since my parent didnt give me tongue kisses when i was a kid i never got any mouth related problems. 6 months ago when i got my teeth x-ray'd there was only very minor damage in only two of my teeth. 1.5 years after brushing my teeth last time. Dont be so gullible people, your teeth wont look like that of meth addicts if you skip a scrub

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cp post 3.. 2.. 1

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>>687822700

>>687828067
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>>687828067
Do. It.

if she doesn't do it , shoot her knee caps with a shotgun

Asking for parenting advice on /b/: Fail squared.

>>687822700
>real russia
Kek

>>687828525
Wtf you sadist, if you need to just have her legs surgically removed.

>>687828728
with a shotgun

>>687822700
Be a fucking parent you dumb shit. "Brush your teeth or I'm burning all of your toys in front of you." It isn't that hard. It's a child. It isn't that complex for fuck's sake.

show her some picture of people with bad teeth

>>687828714
>real russia
https://youtu.be/441D6-dpFrY?t=186

>>687822700
Try with your Dick

>>687824637
enjoy your mouth cancer in a few years

Beat the living fuck out of her and don't let her eat for a week if she doesn't brush

>>687828943
why does this give me a boner?

Show her the episode "Ren's toothache". Worked for me.

Try to relate to her not wanting to do it Or trying doing it with her.

>>687826680
A shower?

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>>687822700
In the teachings of Don Juan, Carlos Castaneda said that the Sorcerer Don Juan told him that parents should hire a scary bum to get their kids to be obedient.

I'm a scary looking bum, and i could force it in her mouth for you. Then she would be so frightened that she would brush her teeth at every opportunity, just so I wouldn't come back.

>>687827818
Drugs are a helluva drug.

>>687829240
ikr?

>>687829768
i cant really get a good hold on her when standing up. when shes is on my lap i can hold her tight with one arm and wash her body with the other

>>687828067
Prove it

Eat an apple after each meal
Problem solved