>>687800652
Why haven't you killed yourself yet?

How many Palestinian kids have you killed?

>>687800747
not this question again
I told you before I'm thinking about it

>>687800807
0

would you marry a palestinian?

What's an IDF

>Vietnam-era service rifle
How's guard duty treating you?

האם צריך להשמיד את פתח תקווה

>>687800652
>IDF soldier
show tits!

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>>687800891
yup. There are some cute as fuck palis

>>687800652
Can I have your gun?

צעיר חרא אתה עם כומתת בקום ואמ16

>>687801048
Israel Defense Forces

>>687801141
That's about the main rifle we use in the military
thanks to the U.S. of course
gets the job done I guess

>>687801149
כן. היום

>>687801163
I'm a guy though

>>687801296
Sure! It's not really mine anyways

>>687801410
אני אישאר עד השחרור עם כומתת בקו"ם חבר

>>687801454
then show shower pics of your female comrades

>>687800652
Do you hate Palestinians?

>>687800652
Pls an hero...you are a kike and a murderer. The world would be a better place withouut you

GAS THE KIKES RACE WAR NOW

>>687801808
I second this

>>687801777
Trips of truth.
Don't just kill yourself OP, take a heap of mudslimes with you.

>>687801585
I'm at home right now
if I manage to get some with a female friend, and she'll agree, no problem

>>687801647
Nope, no reason to hate them

>>687801777
You don't even know me though
i'm sitting in an office
a kike yes, but no murderer buddy

>>687801808
I third this

>>687801777
>Pls an hero...you are a kike and a murderer
trips aside, he murders sandnigs so it's all good.

>>687801968
I'd rather see him take some of his own ppl with him.

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Ask an EDF soldier anything.

>>687802096
No, he must go down in a glorious blaze of glory while killing at least 100 mudslimes.

>>687801982
>i'm sitting in an office so i aint no murderer.
>jew logics
Hitler sat in an office too you ignorant fucking jew

>>687802166
Are you being kettled in a Wetherspoons and getting laughed at today?

>>687800652

How much do you hate the baby Tavor?

>>687802277
trips and dub dubs, roll-gods are in a Hitler-mood today.

>>687800652
>Shitgreen beret
>Sitting on a bed with no sheets
>Formal uniform
How's guarding the Kirya?

>>687800652

How does it feel knowing that sooner or later the Arabs will get their shit together and twenty million of them wipe Israel off the map?

>>687802168
Mudslimes are just a bunch of subhumans in the dessert, while jews are dangerous parasites, trying to infiltrate our society and to destroy our culture.
You only care for mudslimes because of jewish propaganda.

>>687802277
Double dubs will tell no lies.

>>687802554
>Arabs will get their shit together
stopped reading.

Tourism-wise, where's good in Israel? I don't want to see any holy sites.

>>687802587
>You only care for mudslimes because of jewish propaganda.
Eh, no, it's because the mudslimes pose a real threat to western society.

>Where is your tavor? >Why the fuck don't you have a MEPROLIGHT attached to the top of the fixed carrying handle. >Why don't you use NATO green tip XM855? >What are your ROE's regarding Palestinians who come too close to checkpoints or border fences.

>>687800652
Did you have to parachute into Masada?

>>687802690
Nowhere.... it's a place in the dessert full of jews. Why would anybody go there if not for religious reasons?

>>687802763
Hey what do you have against carry handles? They sexy as shit.

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>>687802554
>The Arabs will get their shit together

WOW, ANON. GREAT POST, KEEP IT UP, PROUD OF YOU.

>>687802718
>Eh, no, it's because the mudslimes pose
How? They dont have modern weapons and the only thing they want is the get the kikes out of their desert. If they werent allowed to immigrate into our countries i really dont see how they could cause us any harm.
It's only the jews again who are making ppl believe the muslims are dangerous.

>>687800652
Does that stand for

Israelis Die in Furnaces?

>>687802690
Not OP but I've been lead to believe that Tel Aviv has a heap of busty women.

>>687802763
Because he'll totally tell you his ROE's if he ever even does border patrol or LP/OP duties. I doubt even op is enough of a faggot to put himself in danger.

>>687803255
That would be awesome.... i cant wait until white ppl get their shit together again and end this fucking jew-problem, that is making our world a shitty place since houndreds of years.

>>687800652
How often do you use the brains of the Palestinian babies you murder as lube for jerking off?

>>687801454
Show tits

>>687802629
lol'd

>>687800652
Die you degenerate subhuman trash. Hitler did nothing wrong.

You've come to the wrong neighborhood senpai

>>687804068
Such useless b8 I'm not even going to use a image

>>687800652
Op I have a question on certain holidays or something do the more religious jews refuse to push the buttons in an elevator and will wait inside till someone pushes the button to their floor?

>>687800652
נוב 14 נגעו בקיר אינעלדינאק

How many babies have you slaughtered?

>>687800652
I actually have a legitimate question. So, the gung-ho feminists serving in the United States military like to use the IDF as an example of why women deserve the right to go to combat. I was wondering what your first hand opinion was, does the IDF suck with women in combat or is it the same? We all know it's not going to be better.

>>687800652
Why isn't your gun thingie marked
>PEW
>PEW PEW PEW
>NO PEW

>>687800652
is that a golani beret or are you in tironut/jobnik?

נדב בראון?

>>687800652
Why are you kike Mf'ers so incredibly infatuated with niggers?

>>687805762
Jew

>>687805082
there are actually automated elevators that go one up/down one floor for the entire Saturday/holiday.
as long as they don't touch the door while it moves it's all clear.
although some will still take the stairs.

>>687802690
hadera my friend

Tavor? Why no Tavor?

>>687800652
David?

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>>687800652
describe your feeling about a kbar duck

GOGOGOGO

Here: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=q5vAt5RA4YU

>>687806145
Lol I thought this dude I was working with was just bull shitting me

>>687800652
As a practitioner of Krav Maga, I have never seen the use of the rifle as a melee weapon. Have you encountered any situation that demanded you do so? What do you have to do to get yourself in a situation where you are out of ammunition, and the enemy is within sneezing distance?

Mission report December 16th 1991

>>687801454
Doesn't matter. Show tits

>>687806163
it's like visiting russia and ethiopia simultaneously

>>687800652
If im a US citizen, could I still join? If so how would one go about that?
Btw, prior Marine here

>>687807244
You totally just want to kill people

Please let me trade Uniforms with you :(

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Jobnik motherfucker, תשפצר את המחסנית שלך יא אוכל חינם
He's a pencil pushing good for nothing desk jockey, don't you dare call yourself a soldier

>>687806889
A good friend of mine was clearing out houses in Iraq years ago. Once when he kicked in a door there was a man literally right behind it. When he went to fire his weapon the round didn't go off (turned out to be a bad primer) so he slammed the barrel of his rifle into the man's chest and impaled him with it. The raghead got off a shot at my friend but it luckily went through his arm without hitting any bones. Craziest shit I have ever heard.

>>687800652

What's it like getting to put the fun switch on auto and hosing down a bunch of sand people?

>>687807305
But really though.. how would one join or is it even possible?

>>687800652
What do you think about the rapefugees? Do you think it's the suicide of europe?

>>687807923
I'm not op bro

>>687807923
are you jewish?
it matters

>>687800652

Are jews really trying to take over the world?

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>>687808146
>trying
no

>>687808085
I mean...I could be...

>>687800652
Is your mission simple?, did u take em out?

>>687808216
can you get a note from a rabbi saying that you are Jewish?

>>687808085
How does someone fake being jewish? Is it possible?

I love Israeli's

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>>687801454
You're a fucking pog. Look at that relic you're carrying. We might as well talk to any foreigner who works in a cubicle. Kys

idf - Israeli defense force - m16 - woodland camo - are you stupid ?

>>687808303
Let's say I could, then what?

>>687800652
Why is israel is falling on so much media traps set by palestinians?

How the fuck can you call yourself a soldier when you're clearly a jobnik who has done rookie training with a weapon?

>>687808441
Hes not a combat soldier, more like the autistic kids they let file papers so he won't feel left out.
You bring shame to us all OP, i did not fight wars for this faggotry

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>>687808351
I am moving to Israel to do my service, they wanted me to get a note from a rabbi to check if I am jewish.
>>687808469
http://www.mahal-idf-volunteers.org/
http://www.nbn.org.il/aliyahpedia/army-national-service/idf-sherut-leumi/machal-volunteers-in-the-idf/

Hope you stay safe out there bud. Fuck up some mudslimes for us.

>>687808469
also, you need to know how to speak hebrew at a basic level to volunteer.

Just an hero with that toy rifle of yours or go serve like a really man

>>687800652
Are you allowed to shoot children on the Sabbath?

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>>687808654
Ty

>>687802037
Pretty sure killing radical Muslims is perfectly justified considering the monsters of HAMAS and Hezbolah

>>687808654
Hmm
Considering rabbis are jewish, could you pay them a decent amount of money for a certification like that?

>>687800652
RUDTF?

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JUNE 4th RIGHT NOW


Hercules (with the rock)
Rob Roy
300
Braveheart
The 13th Warrior
Kingdom of Heaven
Alatriste
The mask of zorro
Pathfinder
Last samurai
Highlander 1 and 3
Gladiator
Lord of the rings 1-3 + hobbit 1-3
Kill Bill 1-2
Crouching tiger hidden dragon
13 assassins

What do you think about the Haredim not having to serve?

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>>687809130
jews may be cheap, but we have spent centuries managing a takeover of this earth. a letter saying you are jewish can get you very far into the heart of the jewish machine.
TL;DR no

Do you get to keep the babies you shoot?

>>687800652
do you faggots still have to wear diapers so you dont piss all over yourselves when conflict arrives?

You're a fucking baby killer

What are age/citizenship requirements to join IDF and kill kill kill? I wasted 7 years in US Army and only got to kill camel spiders and a couple coyotes. Hearts & Minds....those are the things I want to remove from moozlims filthy bodies.

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>>687809487
Can I convert or something? Just how much of a "muh secrit club" is jewdom? Can I kidnap a rabbi and force him to write me a letter? Will he just use his jew forces to bamboozle me and encode a hidden message in it?

>>687809834
machal volunteers go from 18 - 23
sorry you missed the boat, buddy.

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>>687800652
Hope isis bombs you. Fucking jew rat

>>687810059
you can convert, the conversion process will usually take a year.
Kidnapping a rabbi won't really help you, Jews are known for dying before giving up on their religion.

Okay, why do you jackasses flag MFO vehicles when they drive past your checkpoints? Even the niggerfaggot Egyptians don't actively point their shit at us.

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>>687810671
thats why the egyptians lost

>>687810399
>jews are known for dying before giving up their religion
That's actually pretty cool, but what about non israeli jews? I know a few jews who go to synagogues every now and then, but otherwise don't really follow jewish traditions, and don't really care.
Also if I convert will all jews accept me as a fellow jew, or will I get bad looks and get left out of the jewish secret club?

>>687800652
do you think the enforcement of lebensraum over Palestine will, in the future trigger international intervention over Israel, reducing it to something akin to the vatican "state"

>>687810823
Because they had proper control over their crew served weapons? Fuck the jews.

>>687800652
25 too late to enlist?

>>687810899
it depends on the person really.
your typical jew comes in three sects; orthodox, conservative and reform
orthodox Jews are the ones who follow the torah the most closely, the orthodox jewry has a monopoly in Israel so most israelis are orthodox.
conservative would be youre average american jew. clean shaven rabbis etc.
reform jews are barely jews, they are the ones who eat shellfish and have female rabbis.
if you convert to orthodox everyone will recognise you as a jew, but it will take the longest.
if you convert to conservative, orthodox won't consider you jewish.
if you convert to reform all you have to do is say a few magic words, but nobody, will think of you as a jew.

>>687800652
Ivan?

>>687800652
Are you aware that Israel has no right to exist and that it is a terrorist regime and that IDF is just a bunch of faggots killing innocent civilians?

>>687800652
What are your origins? And don't tell me you are jew ,there are barely any jews who can genetically be connected to the Jews who lived 2000 years ago

>>687811756
Is it absolutely necessary to get my dick mutilated if I convert to orthodox?

>>687812248
I think nowadays they just take a needle and draw a drop of blood but I may be mistaken.
I was born into the Jew life, if you want to know more, consult your local rabbi

>>687800853
> 0

Is your supervisor mad at for not meeting the quota?

>>687812631
Will do. Is yiddish really hard to learn? It sure sounds and looks like it

>>687801777
He's kills Sandniggers...whats to an hero about?

>>687813477
I am an israeli jew, I don't know a word of yiddish

Are you gonna sneak in the France and suicide bomb them

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>>687800652
Are you actually a career soldier, or just an edgy teen doing his mandatory military service?
Anyone that is depressed in the military is retarded as fuck, just request a dishonorable discharge, or man the fuck up.

Is it true that Iran has WMDs

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>>687813888
>yiddish
I mean hebrew. Fuck I always confuse these two

>>687800652
how does it feel to be reenacting what the nazis did to your ancestors to the Palestinians?

>>687800652
How many lives have you taken?

Hitler did nothing wrong

>>687814361
learning to read is a bitch because written Hebrew doesn't use vowels so you have to fill them in with your knowledge of the words.
I wouldn't be able to assess how hard learning to speak Hebrew is because it is my first languag

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>>687814286
is it true your neighbors mom farts in her kids soup? wtf kind of question is this

>>687814615
Your English is good unless you're using Google translate like a gorilla

>>687814820
I need to know, OP said he was sandnigger

>>687814821
I left Israel when I was 6, right now my english is better than my hebrew. I can't write hebrew and a 3rd grader can read better than me.

>>687814615
>no vowels
Well fuck.
I know it's practically impossible to tell how difficult to learn your native language is, but what I really want to know is if the grammar is all arbitrary and stupid, or if it's logical.
My first language is hungarian, and I know it's the worst fucking language to learn, because there are a shitton of very specific rules that just randomly don't apply half of the time. So you just have to remember everything or you'll end up sounding like a retard.
A lot of the time what would make sense grammatically is something a native speaker would never say irl, and what we do use should make no sense but it does.

למה אתה לא יוצא?

>>687814952
if you cant read, go back to school

you're not IDF. that's a civilian american AR. You don't even have an auto fire selection.

Israeli's shoot galils you fake fuck.

>>687815297
israeli grammar is fairly logical, but most all of the nouns have a gender, which gets annoying

>>687800652
What kind of sling are you using, pic?

>>687802820
Tel Aviv you ignorant prick. It's the middle eastern Las Vegas. Chicks, drugs and alcohol

>>687815668
when your dad was in the army, you would be right, now it is the m16 for the non-combat or paratroopers and tavor for everyone else.

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>>687800652
>Ask an IDF soldier anything.

>>687815720
Oh so it's one of those languages. It's not a big deal I guess

>>687815884
Answer my question you faggot, are you on mandatory service period or are you a career soldier?