>>687795085
pushups and break the non contact barrier with her as soon as possible

>>687795085
Take a shower
Clean shave
Dress something casual
Straighten your back
Don't wear too much perfume.
Also and more importantly:Be yourself

>>687795085

U PUT THE BENIS IN HER BAGINE

Confident, playful, dont care wether you get her or not and ask her questions.

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How about make eye contact and have a normal conversation? Also keep it light and get her to smile. It's not rocket appliances

Wow, /b/ trying to be helpful for once

>>687795085
Don't try to kiss her on the 1st date.
Don't bombard her with text messages after wards.

If she liked you, she will text you eventually.

Honestly, fuck what all these other idiots are saying.

Chicks dig guys that stutter, sweat a lot, if you have patchy facial hair, girls love that too.
Put on as much weight as you can before tomorrow.

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>>687795085
dont be johnny bravo!

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>>687795271
fug :DDD

>>687795085
report back on experience, get pics if you can

>>687795140
Actually good advice on the first touch barrier ...extremely important for a successful date

>>687795085
JUST
BE
YOURSELF

>>687795673
its how u do it like give her a flower put it behind her ear and hold her hand and shit if it goes over awkward as fuck at least u know where u stand

>>687795085
what a lucky bugger you are, let us know how goes

>>687795085
Try not to rape her.

>>687795085
P in V, repeat

thanks for the advice /b/, will report back after inevitably fucking up

>>687795085
ask her if she wants to marry you.
grills love eager boys.

>>687795085
All you gotta do is ask her questions, and listen what she has to say and shit

>>687796319
ask the stupid sow every day, but never actually marry her

>taking the bait

ahaha

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>>687795085
real talk for a sec
just keep talking to her through out the date
and try to avoid getting nervous

> Order spaghetti
> Spill it in her lap
> Stutter your apology
> Inappropriately try to remove spaghetti from her crotch
> Urinate yourself as you start to weep

>>687795431
yea a small amount of women like shy guys
>small amount

Tell her you love her and prepare a short poem beforehand, girls love a romantic.

Don't worry if she leaves, she's likely just overwhelmed with emotion.

>>687795203
I wouldn't wear any cologne or perfume
some stick deodorant on the pits should be good in itself
some people are allergic to that shit so don't take the chance
also other people find the scents unappealing so don't take that chance there either

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>>687795085
>at dinner table
>take off shoe
>put your foot in her crotch
>use your big toe to massage her vagina through her clothes
>never change the expression on your face
>pic related, your expression
she'll get what you're implying.

>>687795085
Maintain eye contact and as confident a demeanor as possible. You can be nervous, but be COMFORTABLE with your nervousness.

Give touches and side hugs as validation rather than just agreeing with everything she says. Speak slowly and listen to what shes putting out there, rather than pushing something yourself. Flirting is good, talking about sex explicitly is not.

Try and bring her to a park or something where you can sit next to one another and talk intimately. When you go in for the kiss, stop about an inch from her mouth and exhale lightly, then pull her in for a light not overdone kiss. Anythimg beyond that will follow naturally.

Most of all: be present and have fun. Dating women is one of the best small pleasures in life, dont let it become something you dread and have anxiety about.

>>687797467
I agree with you. I hate perfume, but some girls dig it. But I know a lot of shitters who drop the whole bottle on them.

>>687795085
Remember two things:
- she agreed to go out with you, so you got that going for you.
- this dating stuff is tense for her too.

So, there is going to be tension, that's fine and keeps things exiting.

Don't think too much about it, it's just two people getting to know each other.

dont force it.

>>687797083
This is how I met my wife

>>687796119
Good advice, but you are implying OP would get another chance with his date.

>>687795203

>be yourself

lol way to fuck him over

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>>687797467
>I wouldn't wear any cologne or perfume
no, you wouldn't.

>>687795085
Pic of the girl? You picking her up or are you meeting at a certain place?

Don't be a 100% whipping boy. Don't be afraid to disagree or tease her. I mean don't yell and sperg out if you have different opinions. Just be confident, and not afraid to be honest.

>>687798885
picking her up, dont have any photos

>>687795085
FUCK HER RIGHT IN THE PUSSY

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>>687798623

Virgins get in here
4chan whatsapp chat

>>687795336
this. also jerk off once or twice before the date so your libido is in check and if you do get lucky you last longer than a minute.

also make sure you look clean and smell clean. DONT use a ton of cologne. a light dab on the neck, maybe one under each armpit if you tend to sweat a lot.

>>687795085
Has she seen you, or is it a blind thing? If she doesn't know what you look like, pay an attractive guy $100 for him to pretend to be you. The girl will probably be ugly (since you're ugly), so she'll get moist just sitting across from the stud. He'll fuck her on the first date, probably anally too. Then you can brag about getting laid, even though it was through a proxy.

only extra chemical you should come into contact with is cannabis.

>>687795085
fuck her right into the pussy

>>687795085
FHRITP

>>687795085
stick it in her but and wee

>>687798988
Walk to her door. First impressions are everything so shave that neck beard shit you got going. Hygiene nigga. Wear a bit of cologne that isn't strong. When she opens her door give her a light hug or if you are daring and cheek kiss. If you notice she's not feeling a topic don't push for it just because you like said shit. Let the conversation flow. The 1st date is all about her so ask her questions about her and build off of that. Be interesting and find something in common. Be a gentleman and pull her chair for her and open your car door for her and all that Bullshit. Pay for the meal. And for Trump's sake don't go to the movies as your date. You want to get to know her so being in a dark smelly movie theater for 2+ hours watching a documentary or shit film not being able talk to each other will be pointless. Take her rollerskating or something fun. Not dinner and a movie. Most importantly enjoy the date m8. If it doesn't work out you at least leveled up your charismatic skills. Don't go for the kiss unless it is clear she wants you to. Also, looking at her eyes while talking and making her hard eye contact is crucial. The most important thing is, leave her wanting more. You leave her wanting more and she'll agree to another date. Remember it's a marathon not a race. Have fun m8

>>687795085
Hold her hair and fuck her HARD. If you cum, don't stop fucking her. Power through the uncomfortable feeling and just keep ramming her pussy until she taps out.

>>687800216
stick it in her cunt and piss
>cuntpiss

then slap the bitch in the face and tell her shes a stupid bitch for wetting the bed.

>>687795203
>Take a shower, clean shave, dress something casual, straighten your back, don't wear too much perfume.
>Be yourself

Pick one.

>>687795085
>kissless virgin first real date with a girl tomorrow wat do

Relax and enjoy yourself. Don't appear needy. Make small talk. Do not be ironic, do not make jokes that require a triple-digit IQ to comprehend. Be cheerful. Wear nice shoes. Chicks love nice shoes.

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>>687795203
Be yourself is the shittiest advice ever unless you're a millionaire bodybuilder alpha. If OP was even 0,001% himself, he wouldn't even be able get a hooker to sleep with him.

>>687795085
2016 going on dates

>>687795203
> be yourself

Hahahahaha