>>687790710
rolling for cucumber

>>687790710
maaaaate, hahns

Rolling!!!

You live alone?
Why is fridge so empty?
Student?
Working?

>>687791946
it's a good drop

>>687790710
what kind of a fucking cucumber is that, or have you just left it there for months?

>trips

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>>687790710

>>687792616

eggs don't need refrigeration you idiot

What a cunt fridge

>>687792719
Then why are they refrigerated at the grocery store, you idiot.

>>687792855
Prepare your anus.

Quads and you eat that cucumber, Rowwll

>>687792980
re roll

>>687792980
Rolling

>>687792993
C'mon 333

inb4 deck bandit

Butts

>>687790710
roll for benedict

>>687793097
one more Rowwl

>>687790710
At least you have something to stick in your ass

I'm here. Do it.

>>687790710
roll

>>687792855

In the US, the USDA requires that eggs destined for supermarket shelves are washed and sprayed with a chemical sanitiser before they are sold to the public to reduce the risk of salmonella infection.

if they aren't washed, they don't need to be refrigerated so the rest of the world doesn't do it. For amerifags, that's in all the 176 countries you don;t don't invite to participate in your "world championships"

TL;DR. because americans are paranoid retards with backwards unnecessary rules

>>687792855
You idiot. So meta.

>>687792855
What country do you live in? Here they aren't sold refrigerated, but are only allowed to be sold until one week to the "best before" date.

>>687792993
Roll for this

Prepare your pooper

>>687793284

see

>>687793248

>>687790710
in the ass

>>687793248
Yeah obv because they're too stupid to compete. Are you sure you're not fucked up on stds right now?

>>687790710
trips for poopumber

Lube up boi, we're going in.

>>687792980
Trips, now get it in your asshole

>>687793284
In america they wash eggs so that's why they have to be refrigerated (when you wash eggs the can get salmonella very easily, so probably america

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>>687790710
post your fridges

>>687793461
)

>>687793442
Your ass has been spared for now. Destruction of your anal cavity shall be postponed to another day.

>>687793442
>>687793445
fuck me very close

>>687793515
jk

>>687793545
jk again.

>>687792719
Refrigerated eggs last longer you massive faglord

Rul

>>687790710
> Nutella
> Fridge
Please die in a fire.

Praise be the dark lord and saviour Lucifer.

Rooll

>>687792980
>>687790710
Op deliver the picture

that has to be the fridge in your garage or something

rolling anyways

guh

>>687792719
They last longer dumbass.

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need to go to the shops

>>

>>687793248
WTF does washing an egg have to do with salmonella? You refrigerate them to stay fresh longer. Fuck you are stupid

>>687793442
Op is a faggot if wont deliver

Trips!

Goteem

>>687793891
This is the generic /b/ritfag fridge.
Trust me.
I know.

>>687790710
If dubs
Clean that shit while it is empty

>>687794108
TRIPS GET

>>687792616
Swiss fag

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Op deliver, or Igor will beat ur ass up

>>687793963
there's a seal on the outside of an egg shell thathelps the egg keep, when ameritard wash them they wash off that seal which means they have to be chilled to last as long as eggs normally do

prepare uranus !

>>687793836
Yuengling!
What part of Georgia you in?

>>687793963
Only Americans have to refrigerate eggs because the eggs get power washed, removing the natural protective coating from the egg meaning that it can get salmonella very easily through the pores in the shell, in other countries eggs don't have to be refrigerated, they last a bit longer if you do but you don't have to

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>>687790710
op here, im ready
trips get

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>>687793872
>>687793963
>>687793624

>>687794281
Its from PA, you twit

>>687794392
if dubs put it up your butt and then put your butt in the fridge

>>687794392
jesus fucking christ OP, if you want it so bad just stick it in

also, pics.

Rolll

>>687794281

I'm from Philly.
Yuengling is brewed in PA.

Rollll

Check 'em

Cucumber in anus, roll

666 get

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>>687793408

so predictable

>>687794527
Not that other anon but i also live in philly? What part of town u live in?

>>687794487
rollin

I cant afford to eat
Would anyone be willing to help by sending some money through paypal?

rolling 4 the cucumber

>>687794724
Nigga please. Who can compete with US pro basketball, (american) football and baseball? World champ is accurate for those sports...

>>687793304
What is in that pink jug on the door?

>>687794473
>>687793872
>>687793963
>>687793624
White eggs have to be refrigerated, brown eggs don't have too.

poocumber

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roll

How fucking sad are you guys' fridges? This thread is depressing

>>687795000
winrar

>>687795000
HOLY SMOKE
plz take it like a champ op

>>687791994
poor af probably

>>687795000
Cucumber time

>>687795039
Why do you have so many eggs wtf, Omlet city

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>>687794947

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rollin'

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>>687790710
>that's a pretty big cucumber, would be a lot better than nothing for dinner
trips get
>also if you live in Leipzig, Germany you can come over to my place and I will feed you

>>687795000
cucumber in pooper !!!!!!!!!
surely OP will deliver

>>687794908
germany is football world champion

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CUCURBITACEA TIME

>>687795256
you're the only ones who play american football and baseball retard, nobody cares about those sports

>>687794908

to be world champions, you actually have to play other countries. All you have are closed national leagues, so all you can claim to be is National Champions.

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lol poor americans

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>>687795232
>dat Guinness extra stout
damn nigga I'm jelly as fuck and I just got back from the store

>>687795000
better get some lube, op

give us a webm for our time

>>687794908
>>687794908
you're the only ones who play american football and baseball retard, nobody cares about those sports

>>687795228
As other people say, there's nothing bad with refrigerate eggs even if you don't have to. I do it if I have some place left in the fridge or in summer if the kitchen gets very hot.
On the other hand, you should NEVER refrigerate tomatoes, they taste like shit if you do.

>>687795228

refrigerated eggs shouldn't be kept in the door you fucking dipshit. they're extremely vulnerable to temperature change

>>687795000
OP we are waiting

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>>687795000
Cucumber time

>Today is birthday
>Broke as fuck
>Homeless
>Starving
>Probably wont eat anything today

Feels bad

>>687795232
you shouldn't keep that dalmore 12yo in the fridge man, good brown spirits should stand at room temp
your fridge is fucking awesome bro

>>687795232
Fuck yea, chobani

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>>687795346

ITT: talking about eggs

handegg comes up

>>687795500
Dicks out boys

>>687795738
kys

>>687795412
Exactly my point. This is why we can say world champs in those sports, numb nuts
>>687795367
>>687795346
And the best players in the world come the US to play in these leagues. They are by far the most competitive in the world in their respective sport. Stop being butthurt.

>>687795000
you done goofed op

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>>687793284
American expat here-- the poultry and egg farms in the US are generally filthy, and the eggs are sanitized just before the packaging step. the refrigeration helps keep them sanitary

in Germany they are sold unrefridgerated because the conditions of the egg production process are kept to a minimum standard of sanitation throughout the process. we still refridgerate ours once we get home.

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>>687795840

>>687795905
>invent new sport
>immediately become best player in the world
>brag

>>687795500
Yeah, the movement doesn't help either, if you leave them there for too long, pressure builds up inside them and they explode flinging mouldy egg all over your fridge and there's no going back after that.

>>687795000
Summerfag won't deliver because his mom needs that cucumber for dinner tonight

>>687792855
>>687792719

dont eggs go bad easier if not refrigerated?

as someone who drink 18 eggs a day, they are much more palatable the cooler they are. drinking them warms is pretty damn bad.

>>687795000

rip

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>>687795000
>>687790710

>>687796280
Thats really gross, man

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>>687795000
winrar

>>687796280
why do you drink fetuses?
are you the devil?

>>687792719
once you refrigerate them or if they were cleaned you need to though

>>687796473
So wait fag or not a fag I'm confused

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>>687795738
I was homeless once after bro had nervous breakdown
>>use communication/social skills
>>get friends
>>ask them to tent out back
>>be useful to them
>>get job
>>save up
>>master grilling outside
>>move out in a place
>>buy myself awesome grill for bday
>>invite friends over for bbq
>>thank everyone for everything
>>get told i was the one that actually helped

I hope you get something to eat ..but if you cant make something from nothing ..pic related

>>687796473
i bet you enjoyed that OP

>>687796473
powmbt
2016

what?

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>>687796473
OOOH SHIIIIIT! OP IS NOT A FAG!, Well except for the part where he suck a cucumber up his ass but other then that not fag!

>>687796473
OP delivrars!

God you're a faggot.

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>>687796473

>>687791946
maaaaate.

>>687796619
>>687796473
poocumber

>>687796473
Lemme pop that pimple with my teeth

>>687796015
isn't that how it works, unless the sport becomes globally popular? England hasn't won the cup since the 60s (and hasn't done very well in decades) and now the sport is dominated by darkies, Germans, and the Dutch (whose teams aren't even completely white)

nobody even plays baseball outside of the Americas except for Japan

Football (handegg) is only popular outside of the US as a spectator sport

the US routinely beats everyone in basketball

over half of all NHL players aren't American

so what's your fucking point?

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>>687796473

>>687793304
why do you have SO much bread?

>>687796209

Americans need to refrigerate because salmonella is rampant. I'd say the difference in how long it lasts is marginal and would probably depend more on packaging and expiration dates

>>687796473

you need to shove an egg up your ass

>>687796209
well, mine used to stay dresh literally for months.
I used to eat eggs three months old and they were just as fine as newly bought. So I woldn't care about cooling them

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>>687796473

trips yet?

>>687796884
Scroll you lazy summerfag

>>687796732
holy fuck that is god awful hand writing.

>>687796713
that's dutch. what does it say?

"what say you?!? you sound a little..."?

>>687796805

>and now the sport is dominated by darkies

dude have you ever even seen the NBA?

>>687796015

#kekt

>>687796884

>>687796473
↑↑↑

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>>687796280

>>687796971
a translation would be empty but hol also means asshole

>>687796853
wait
so my american eggs will fester if i leave them out but the rest of the worlds eggs are perfectly fine??

>>687796971
A pretty accurare translation would be . What did you say ? You sound a bit like and arse ! Pretty funny right

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I don't even know what's in half of these bags

>>687797003
I'm >>687795971
so yes, I have
and I grew up with half my neighbors being black. My point is, association football was invented by white people, and is now largely dominated by dark-skinned folk because the sport became insanely popular. same goes for basketball, except most of the darkies dominating that sport are still American.

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>>687796473
At least OP delivered

>>687797224
why two milks when u can just get a gallon?
your cramped fridge is your own fault.

>>687797224
Who puts bags in the fuckin fridge...

>>687797149
>>687797188
kek, thanks kids

>>687796258
Why so much milk? Do you like being constipated?

>>687797312
sometimes at Kroger the half gallon price is cheaper cuz they have a surplus of that size and/or they go bad soon.

>>687797167

no, when pre-sprayed US eggs are left at room temperature, salmonella can multiply quite rapidly, reaching dangerous levels within a matter of weeks.

the expiration date is pretty much the same. but US eggs would be fucking deadly

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>>687797356
It's cool

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i'm too hungry to clean it.

>>687797167
Yes. If the American eggs were bought at a store.

I'm American and sometimes but free range eggs from a guy I know cuz they're the best evah. They don't go through the wash bullshit so I don't put them in the fridge. I wash the little pussy pod before cracking though.

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>>687797312
>roomates both buy the same milk
>end up accidentally using eachother's milk
>buy more milk as recompense
Hence the two milks
>Cramped fridge is your own fault
Nothing in the fridge is mine except the white bottles and carrots pictured

>>687795738
Eat a dick

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>>687797479
maybe it's cuz I'm drunk but you made me laugh again. I like you

>>687797508

looks perfectly suitable for egg storage

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>>687797508
WTF

>>687797736
Definitely, could fit at least 20 cartons in there.

>>687797549
>roomates
i feel you man.

>>687797417
Me, my gf, our 4 year old daughter = A lot of coffee, cereal, milkshakes,and I mix it with my weigh protein also. That's a weeks worth.

i̲͎͚̗͍̫ͯ̒̿ͧͣ̀͢c̨̗̳̥ͣ̿͆͛̑̚̚͡o͐͏͙̲͜r̞̤̈̿ͪ̚͘͟i̭̬͓̔̅͌c̸̛̬̣̝̖̹̹͎̯̙͗̊͋͒́ǫ͉̙͍̀͒ͩ̎̃̽̍̅͠i̲͎͚̗͍̫ͯ̒̿ͧͣ̀͢c̨̗̳̥ͣ̿͆͛̑̚̚͡o͐͏͙̲͜r̞̤̈̿ͪ̚͘͟i̭̬͓̔̅͌c̸̛̬̣̝̖̹̹͎̯̙͗̊͋͒́ǫ͉̙͍̀͒ͩ̎̃̽̍̅͠i̲͎͚̗͍̫ͯ̒̿ͧͣ̀͢c̨̗̳̥ͣ̿͆͛̑̚̚͡o͐͏͙̲͜r̞̤̈̿ͪ̚͘͟i̭̬͓̔̅͌c̸̛̬̣̝̖̹̹͎̯̙͗̊͋͒́ǫ͉̙͍̀͒ͩ̎̃̽̍̅͠i̲͎͚̗͍̫ͯ̒̿ͧͣ̀͢c̨̗̳̥ͣ̿͆͛̑̚̚͡o͐͏͙̲͜r̞̤̈̿ͪ̚͘͟i̭̬͓̔̅͌c̸̛̬̣̝̖̹̹͎̯̙͗̊͋͒́ǫ͉̙͍̀͒ͩ̎̃̽̍̅͠

>>687797508
fridgebro?

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>>687797683
Its 3 in the afternoon here go nuts i would say :D then again i'm smoking a j

>>687796473
You sir are a heroe.

>>687797508
>posts old fridge his parents keep in their garage

>>687798536
doood I live in Germany dgaf
tho I would love some mary jane. beer on an empty stomach is much cheaper.

>>687798583
>tfw britcucks

>>687797833
They're chill. I could pull my own weight better too but ya know. I gotta take pride in what parts I don't share fault in.

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>>687798963
thats some truth my Freund !

>>687797508
JFC

>>687799305
I bought this beer when I was in Amsterdam, it literally tastes like shit.

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Kek

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Post your fridge in the 4chan whatsapp chat

>>687798623

>>687799564
You keep an opened up, uncovered tin of cat food in your fridge?

Nasty ass mofo

>>687798679
That's quite a wide variety of items, anon.

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>>687799305
that looks like a tasty brew

basic czech beer here. I live in the East, but the cheap beer here is almost always better than back home in America

>>687799732
That Duvel shit looks nice, but it's like 10% and tastes like burned liquorice

>>687793248
nazis like us put our eggs in the kühlschrank too

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>>687799515
Really ? i love it, a nice heavy taste and you only need a few to get drunk

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>>687799732
Drink something proper bro! Pic related!

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>>687799305
>>687799732
>>687800835

Fuck all you beer drinkers, this is where it's at

>>687800835
literally never seen any of these Belgian beers. I'm American and poorfag, so I'm used to drinking shit. My fav german brews are Franziskaner Weißbier and... well anything not too strong a pils, to be honest

>>687801272
>moonshine
>5.5%
you're doing it wrong. enjoy your enhanced hangover

>>687801485
if you're american how did you do the "ß"?

>>687790710
slick up that cucumber with some of that jelly and debut it directly up your corn chute.

Your hunger will vanish

>>687801832
Ctrl+V

Dumbass

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>>687802242
>>687801832
I am this fag
>>687799732
>>687795971
I can use a German keyboard

>>687802660
Half head, half beer?

You'd be killed in the UK for serving a beer like this in a pub.

>>687795984
kek

>>687802660
Awh hell yeah, I have a couple of those glasses at home.
Stealing craft beer glasses from bars is great fun.

>>687794219
It's called the bloom and it's usually covered in chicken shit. You eurotards eat chicken shit

>>687800835
My man! One the very best.
Belgian fag or buying the good stuff abroad?

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Poorfag checking in

Washington

>>687804794
It's enough to get full I guess

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2/?

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now this is a beer

>>687790710
cut the cucumber in half and bake for 3 minutes.
put jelly on the cucumber.
drink half the beer.
eat the jelly cucumber.
finish off the beer.
then reconsider your life choices.

>>687793304
man why the fuck do you have flour and bread in your fridge you braindead retard

>>687793304
Bread in a fridge? WTF?

go clean the fridge while it is empty .T_T

>>687795232 fancy fridge :))

>>687795232
we got the same whiskey!

Roll for cucumber

>>687806312
already been done dipshit

>>687797549
Label your shit then

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>>687796473

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>>687796473
>what am i doing with my life

Still no trips?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ukqJPuFpzs4

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>>687796473
>mfw

>>687806689
see
>>687795000

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>>687797508

>>687793836
Those better be Mt. Olive Zesty Garlic pickles

>>687793338
TRIPS!

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>>687804203
Girlfriend comes from Belgium, so when we go to visit her family, I usually pick up a stash! Got a good batch of Westvleteren 12 last time!

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Mine

>>687795837
Oh my god holy kek

>>687807371
that isn't trips idiot

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>>687793891

>BBQ sauce in the fridge

Are you some sort of pleb?

>>687795039
> but you do need to eat this bowl of eggs

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>>687790710

>>687807371
That isnt trips faggot

>>687799305
Fuck, Germanfag here, I drank Duvel once and almost puked myself. I don't know how people can drink this stuff.

>>687804794
>JIF in the fridge

Shoulda went with Fluff, instead

>>687802821
Bitte säuberst du deine Tastatur!

>>687793891
>Asda
My man

>OP puts nutella in the fridge
what kind of demon are you

>>687799599
Faggot no one's gonna join your stupid chat

Cucumber roll

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>>687807432
You should, our beers are the best. I've only had Westvleteren once when I was actually too young to enjoy it. But it's said that St Bernardus 12 is the best alternative and even more or less the same recipe.

Pic related is my fridge now. But I should urgently stock up on beer again... Those are about my last ones.

>>687808899
HAHA! I RECOGNIZE THAT STORE!!!!!
MY MAN!!!!!


faggot

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What am I eating? Not.

>>687790710
Poor people should die