if i saw this in my street it'd make sure that all my candy had nuts in it, no labels

>>687775010
>but stay away from raisinettes

>>687775700
das raisinettcist

I'm all for letting natural selection run its course and removing all warning labels from everything.

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Damn I would have been pissed off as kid and getting carrot sticks trick or treating

>>687775380
I would rub peanuts on Smarties and rewrap them.

>>687775380
>>687776403
Just crush peanuts to oil and inject that into raisins there's no way to tell

>>687776592
Russian Raisinette

>>687776592
>crush peanuts to oil
or buy some fucking peanut oil at the fucking store...

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>>687775010
Translation: "I can't be bothered to take the necessary steps to protect MY CHILD from things that could harm him, by supervising his intake on Halloween night, so I am asking other parents to do it for me, regardless of the needs and wants of their children."

Stupid yuppie, millennial parents. Fuck whoever made this sign, god forbid you watch your own fucking children.

>>687777004
>millennial parents
Fuck. Millennials have kids. That makes me feel kind of sick.

>>687775010

fuck that kid and his faggot parents. i'd have a peanut moat around my house, and full sized candy bars for the normal kids.

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give him some hot chocolate instead.

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>>687775010
I'd hand out jars of Jiff.

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=x1QcK-o_XGc

>>687775010
Can't the kid just ask for peanut free candy when trick-or-treating?

>>687778537

fucking hell

>>687777004
'Nuff said

>>687778034
Lawled

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>>687780859
that kid is a pussy. He needs to be a man and walk it off.

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>>687775010

>>687781700
nice dubs, nice cringe. good post

>>687780575

what? he only covers the girl vocals?

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This thread is the real cringe

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>>687783383

>>687783575
can't believe you're that stupid

>>687783383
Finally a stance I can get behind. You talk for the 99% /b/rother!

>>687783575
Newfag detected

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>>687783575

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>>687783383
kek'd at the tabs' titles, good job Anon

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>>687783575

>>687775010

>ATTENTION PARENTS
>THE WORLD NOW REVOLVE AROUND MY CHILD

What a weak cringe thread. If i was on my computer right now i'd dump the good stuff... Now all i can do is leave.

Everyone ITT would ask their parents to buy non-peanut sweets if they saw that.

>>687776127
>be the house that gives out carrot sticks
>be the house that gets egged the most

>>687781700

True. I've seen this play at a local theatre. Needless to say, it remained on the repertoire for only one season.

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>>687784410
Says the summerfag who writes shit like "XDDDD" with all those cringeworthy tabs.

>>687785604
Another fish

Leaving too

>>687775380
Peanut dust time.

>>687781700
>>687785495
I played this when I did theatre in my teenage years... Nothing to cringe about, it was pretty decent

my suggestion !!! educate your dumb fuck kid not to eat candy LMFAO .... now piss off !!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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This is how you're meant to do it.

>>687777354
no, that can't... that's not...

... jesus christ....

>>687776127
Topkek filename

>>687783575
The responses to this post make me want to chug bleach.

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My retard channel including my retard self https://youtu.be/ihAnIzsI14k

>687777777

>>687787890
faggot
>>687777777

>>687787312
pretty nicely done tbh

>>687783878
it is cringey that he's using a meme from 2003 pal

>>687775010
White people are the worst

>>687783575
11/10 bait
That's what, six responses now?

>>687787312
that just makes me sad

>>687787890
>>687787947
Forced me and also same fag and penis. And also dicke and balls

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>>687775010
he'd get a mr. tom from me

>>687781700
Yeah but everyone knows Aristotle and Plato were fags

>>687778537
ew.

>>687777004
>Translation: "I can't be bothered to take the necessary steps to protect MY CHILD from things that could harm him, by supervising his intake on Halloween night, so I am asking other parents to do it for me, regardless of the needs and wants of their children."

Did you read the flyer? The kid knows he can't eat it, the parent is asking the neighbors to have a selection for kids that could die eating peanuts.

Lots of stupidity ITT

>>687783575
Kek, fake but still chuckled.
Aah, i remember back when people really weren't used to tabs and embarassed themselves.

>>687780859
>Can't the kid just ask for peanut free candy when trick-or-treating?

I know you're a kid. Adults don't have a selection of candy in their homes. They usually buy one or two types of candy and that's it. All this person is asking is they think about what they buy.

>>687788681

>hello mr kid, do you want normal treats or treats for kids who die from eating peanuts, because i'm so anal that i've bought special treats for the 0.2% of kids with allergy to peanuts :))))

If someone cares about their kid they'll make sure personally that he's ok, not whine for someone else to do it for them.

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>>687787312
This is the right way to do it, no cringe here.

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All these cucks

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>>687789078

I also have gluten free cakes, vegan candy, soy milk duds, halal apples and kosher gummies!

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>>687783383
>>687784410
>>687785604

This OC is funnier than anything else in the thread.

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>>687775010

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>>687787312
what a great way to do it. i hope his kid's doing well and that karma's treating the father correctly.

>>687775380
Jesus it's a kid. The parent is the one you need to fuck with, the kid probably had nothing to do with that poster.

>>687789308
kek

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>>687785604

>>687789200
given by the age of the characters, it would realisticly be the story as if it happens today... sad

>>687789375
That's one cute looking clown, tho

>>687790158
>Jesus it's a kid.

And I'm supposed to care? Screw the worthless little shit

>>687791479

2edgy4me

>>687791604
2pussy4me

>>687787312
>Fletcher

What a terrible name

>>687785604
THE SURGEON I BACK. FANTASTIC.

>>687775010
As Louis C.K. said, if you die from touching a nut, then maybe you shouldn't be alive.

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>>687775010
>>687776127
>>687778537

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>>687785604
9gag really?

>>687790618
Do you think 14 year olds weren't as retarded back then? It's a lame book, but they were definitely just as horny and stupid in Shakespeare's time. The lingo is all that changed

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Best

>>687789193
How can you be that fat and still have no ass.

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here you are. I present you... Offbeat Claps!
http://thedailylaughs.tumblr.com/post/132956115098/baykkun-im-the-offbeat-claps
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hYJmsgpLrf8

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>>687778537

>>687789200

Honestly, I don't think that's a terrible idea, but actually trying to read it sounds more like 40 year olds trying to sound 13.

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>>687797367
>Honestly, I don't think that's a terrible idea

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>>687785604
anon, please you're not better yourself

>>687784410
Those tabs
>How to move to Japan
Weeb spotted

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>>687775010

>>687797772
kekd

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QqmX81ompWs

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>>687775380
Hell ye boi

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>>687785604
Please stop

>>687775765
That's a terrible joke and you should feel bad.

>>687775010
I have now been motivated to make sure i hand out all Halloween candy with nuts in it.

>>687783383
Nice Tabs ! Ha

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>>687784410
>>687785604
>>687797772
We're reaching new levels of irony.

>>687798402
>implying you could answer the door without spilling your spaghetti first
>implying you would't eat all the candy on your own
>implying you're not a fat fuck

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>>687783878 >>687784189 >>687784410 >>687785604 >>687793629 >>687784482
>>687784189

>>687794220
I've always wanted to see the next few messages after this, but I have never seen them. Not sure if pictures of them even exist.

>>687790059
Hole-Ee shit that girl is among a handful of ten's I've seen in my life!

>>687775010
i would just give bags of penuts to evryone

>>687783575
underrated bait 10/10 would kek again

>>687789193
Ewwwhh

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>>687797818

>>687795023
Its a man

>>687783878
>>687784189
>>687784482
Taking such obvious bait. You should be ashamed of yourself

>>687775765
underrated post

>>687789200
i want to die

>>687788681
I knew a nigger back in middle school who had a peanut allergy and his mom came to the school to give a speech on why peanuts can kill you. I was hoping peanuts was genocide for the niggers but sadly I found out he was just a special needs kind of nigger.

>>687799567
Pity about the hunk of shit on her nose

>>687797818
That is legitimately the most vile thing I have ever seen or read.

>>687791748
Cool if his surname is McArrowedson

>>687790343
>I'm offended and triggered by blue mutants fighting

>>687789375
>Pixi Payasita
Moar!

>>687790976
she's a filthy beaner though

>>687800994
I feel you. It reminds me of that lady that used her vaginal yeast infection to make sourdough bread but she actually ate it.

>>687797818
I think this the first thing that has ever legit discussed me. Wtf is wrong with that bitch? What sort of person would do that!?

>>687784410
what does you're mom keeps bugging you about anon?

>>687789193
So much ass it's spilling out the front

>>687788681
Why is it their responsibility to go etc 4 million snacks for different kids such as peanut free, gluten free, non gmo, low carb, fatties, diabetics, fat free, organic, normal, no artificial flavors or colors, etc? Fuck outta here

>>687775010
Wait a minute. Why not just ask people if they'd get in some of that list of stuff for kids with allergies. Kids with no allergies get the other stuff. Nobody wants a fucking carrot stick.

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>>687801988
Nope. Just... nope.

>>687801988
Fuck me, it hurts to know that this book was published.

>>687775010
>ATTENTION PARENTS
Oh, since I'm not a parent, I can still give out peanuts on Halloween? Cool.

>>687785604
You're kidding me, right? Bigger you just fell for 1/10 bait that was actually hilarious OC

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>>687778537

>>687794220
"holy fucking shit dude"

>>687779089
>Save
>Load
>Optio...
What the fuck am I looking at?.

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>>687775010
Anyone got hookup cringe? This fag was terribly beta.

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>>687803249
>doing it wrong

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>>687803512

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>>687779089

>>687803007
that child will hate them forever

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Explain niggers peta?

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>>687803326
>penis

>>687783383
Isn't this something we did when we were 16?
But it's still spring, how can it be possible?

>>687775010

>"Hey, you're the kid whose mom ruined Halloween for the rest of us on the block by making people give out carrots, right?"

>"Uhhh... ummm.... "

>"She doesn't want to pay hospital bills for your anaphylaxis; let's see how she likes the bills for four broken limbs!"

>>687776787
But where is the fun in that bro? If you're going to kill children, at least put some effort in so the anaphylaxis is home made

>>687796003
hurts my balls

>>687804155
This rustled me.

>>687804235
Shit's old as fuck

>>687784410
Omg my sides. Your tabs lulz.

>>687803923
>>687804009
>>687804155
Turtle is great tho

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>>687803007
Pic related, the type of rag you find this kind of cringe in

>>687775010
This is actually genius and not cringe. Its a obvious reference to a South Park episode. Look, it even says "Life Savers". Top kek.

>>687775010
Man, I think if I saw that flyer ID be more conscientious. I picture this kid taking home a sack of candy and finding out that be can only eat a couple serrvings of carrots and smarties. I feel for the mid, that must suck, too bad the mother is acting like an entitled cunt but think of the kid, he's probably going to have enough shit in his plate dealing with her til he moves out

>>687775010
You come trick or treating to my house, you'll get what you're given and fucking like it, you picky bitch! If your stupid kid has an allergy to something as common as a peanut, take the fucking hint from nature and drown the little bastard! Why should I go out of my way to cater to your genetic abomination?

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>>687804155
i feel sick

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>>687791748
>>Fletcher
>What a terrible name

bitch u best be joking

>>687776127
Man, ChrisChan's art is getting better.

>>687789308
"'My reaction that this is misogynistic is emotional based on life experiences I have had, not a political stance. Have a nice day"-Phil

God Damn It

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>>687797818
the fuck

>>687803007
>Gold Coast
Why am I not surprised

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>>687804155
>no boys allowed

mfw

The fuck?

Smarties are basically M&M's made with better chocolate, they don't belong on such a buzzkil list.

>>687776767
kek

>>687793303
gaybob

>>687784410
Topkek

>>687804876
>>
They mean american smarties

>>687803923
>>687804009
>>687804155

what?
I know her.

>>687805014
prove it, fag

>>687790059
>that karma's treating the father correctly.
The way it works is now the father is in the last stages of cancer, the kid is only 13, the mother is an abusive alcoholic that isnt there and is always sleeping around.
The father will die a painful death by next year. Mother becomes even worse alcoholic and her shitbag boyfriend moves in. He wont allow for the special diet food to be bought because "it costs too much and its babying him".
the kids disability money goes straight to the mom and boyfriend. If the kid lives long enough to make it to adult hood, he might be able to move into some shitty government rented property with drug addicts and get by living under the poverty line.

Due to the abuses his schooling will suffer through highschool, and he wont make enough money in adulthood to actually go to college.

Welcome to 2016

>>687797804
>autismo detected

>>687797818
metal af

>>687805266
Watch the edges, boy. You might cut yourself.

>>687778537
Is it real or a photoshop from the girls at collegegirlspooping?

>>687805121
no way, no how
she doesn't really look the same now

>>687785604
>>687797804
>>687798685
>>687801848
>>687804445
>>687804953
kek

>>687801988
But like.... How are those even jokes?
Did ya here about the door? It opens.
Did ya see the shoe? It goes on your foot.
Did ya see the chair? You sit in it.

WOW GUYS I'M SO FUNNY HAHAHA XDDDDD

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>>687783383
this

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>>687775905

>>687805266
sanders is a delusional jew.

Most whites didnt even own slaves, and those that did had their wealth stolen from them in the great depression.

Also backs invented slavery, all races had slaves, and even whites were slaves at multiple points in history.

Fuck sanders, fuck the blacks, fuck the jews. I have NOTHING to feel sorry for.

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>>687800230
I got you fam

>>687805593
it's a minecraft thing you wouldn't understand

>>687805593
No no no you're not doing it right

Did ya hear about the door?
IT WAS DESTROYED

Did ya see the shoe?
IT WAS DESTROYED

Did ya see the chair?
IT WAS DESTROYED

>>687775380

You monster

>>687805434
lol retard
There is no way to possibly prove you know something any other way
Right?

>>687805855
I think you mean that it's a faggot thing and that nobody fucking understands it.

>>687785604
>is it gay if I like

Ahahahahah

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>>687797818
fucking christ

>>687805855
>>687805901
Kek. My point was that it seems like they think it's funny because the mention it was destroyed, which is the inevitable fate. It's essentially what comes next, it's the procedure, it's the physics at play. That's why I said it's like saying this shit is a good joke:

Did you hear about the water bottle? You drank it.

>>687804876
Smarties are what yanks call rockets
They will never be able to enjoy real smarties

>>687781700

the cringe isnt the play, its the sad autist who spent time making this. Its a deeper cringe

>>687805367
>that
>edge

What kind of cocoon do you live in, nigger

>>687805941
Out of all the people she has lived by, went to school with, worked with, and went to uni with, I don't see how it is so unbelievable.
Just no way I can do it.
She is a cool chick tho.

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>>687783383
oh you

>>687777004
>millennial parents
A_Horrified_Expression.png

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>>687785604

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>>687783383
commendations comrade, mother Russia salutes you

>>687784410
>>687785604
kek

>>687789200
I don't want to live on this planet anymore.

>>687800292
>i was only pretending to be retarded

>>687799016
underrated post

>>687804155
I have to wonder when I look at this land whales le funny, funky, fresh maymays, who the fuck takes these pictures? and how does she have friends?

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>>687778537
autism meter is picking up high levels of dumbass

>>687806618
Every fucking time

>>687791479
>i was never a kid and by far the most unautistic ever, i promise you

>>687806618
Lets not start this, yes its cringe. Fuck off faggot.

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>>687806618

>>687806394
>"how to take a screenshot"
4th tab from the left

>>687806075
No, IT WAS DESTROYED

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>>687806766

>>687789200
But juliet drinks the poison and comes back to life, so the book should be called 'YOLT Juliet'

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>>687806777
That's the joke you fucking newfag

>>687796003
what the fuck is this?

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>>687806718

so much baiting and counter baiting at start, someone actually remembered this is supposed to be cringe thread..

>>687806618
Why the fuck is it necessary to dress nicely for audio recording?

>>687803326

this took me a while, i kekd

>>687801558
She's smart to cover that shit up.

>>687787312
>Fletcher
found the cringe

>>687777004
It's not the millennial parents. It's the retard baby boomers.

>>687806940
This actually physically hurts me...

>>687797772
These are good

>>687796003
Im dying

>>687807197
Its the generation who put this >>687806940
in the education system

>>687775905
Honestly, this.

I think we need 1 generation to fix shit.

Kill off everyone with allergies and STDs and future generations will have none of these problems and be all the better for it.

>>687807058
Thats the joke faggot

>>687806646
I'm one of her friends, but she took the pictures on a timer I would guess.
I never knew she made these, they must be almost 10 years old.

>>687807359
Thanks dicklips

>>687804155
>no boys allowed
Implying any male would like to go near her orbit

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>>687790158
Dude you're right, here's your award.

>>687807197
Millennials' kids are too little. Baby boomers are grandparents. You're thinking Gen-X parents.

>>687783383
We're all on 4chan, anon, we know we're cringe. What this thread is for is seeing cringe outside of what we get here.

>>687776592
>/diy/ joins /b/

>>687805266
While Sanders is an insufferable kike, he is right; We must apologize for slavery and send the niggers back to Africa where they belong.
Jim Crow laws will never work and nigs are just not fit for modern society

>>687789308
Fox ramp up Mystic's role in these movies to make her a major character on which the plot depends (rather than Magnetos right hand) and creates a sexually diverse change from the male dominant genre. But they aren't allowed to be depicted in public portraying these characters specifically because they are women. A man would be allowed to do it though. Also, let women serve on the front lines because equality.

>>687807415

it said cringe, not utter rage

>>687796003
I'd fuck that girl in the blue.

>>687807614
these are to blame, yes.

>>687805423
I'm not even going to Google that, but I know that exists. I could've gone my whole life without knowing college girls pooping was a thing. Thanks, anon.

>>687775765
Fucking redditfag, get off my board

>>687801988
Here you go some more of these to cringe at

http://imgur.com/a/S8eaO

>>687807415
Every Bernie supporter.

>>687807852
Everyone would fuck the girl in blue and they would call it 30 /b/tards gangbang autistic girl in blue.

>>687805855
No it isn't, I've played enough Minecraft to get the references and they're not funny, it's like 'did you hear about the bottle of beer? SOMEONE DRANK IT'. Not funny, even if you play the game, maybe it's because I'm not one of the plushie fucking fangirl fags.