>>687764334
The music was poison. I had to smash it.

My dad used to work there in El Paso, TX.
Someone broke into his van in the parking lot of his apartments, and he got fired, at least that's what he told me.

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>>687764574
More Cintas pics

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>>687764648
Shitty, yeah, being unskilled labour work you get to meet alot of characters and many dickheads

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>>687764942
Maggots!

what is cintas

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>>687765444
Nice trips
http://www.cintas.com/
We rent and wash uniforms and the like

>>687764334
>>687764665
>>687764942
>>687765063
you look like a bunch of homos

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>>687765635
That's not what your momma said last night faggo

>>687765830
ty 4 confirm

>>687765555
QUADS
QUADS
QUADS
QUADS

How much do you earn an hour? I know someone who worked at something similar and she told me they washed hospital bed sheets and all sorts of stuff but it was terrible in there cause the smell and all the chemicals but she bargained for 11 an hour this was maybe three or four years ago

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>>687766017
np bb

>>687766167
I'm a production Lead so I;m making $19/hr
Keep in mind this is in Canada so the wages will be higher.
We wash all kinds of things. The smell of the towels and things are the worst though

I work at a chemical plant in PA. You guys supply our uniforms. Pretty reliable and my locker is always stocked.

>intern for congressman
>he's a republican
>boss (staffer, not politician) is a total bro, we mostly just sit around making fun of the crazies who come in
>some 20ish year old guy comes in, claims to be "psychology expert" but has no degree
>asks for a meeting with either the president or secretary of defense
>I give him my cell number and tell him it's a "pentagon official"
>listen to him ramble on for about 20 mins when he calls the next day
>tell him he's brilliant and I'll have a helicopter come fly him to Washington DC in three hours
>ignore the rest of his calls
more? I have a bunch

>>687766432
I will cum in your batch next time
Just blow my load in your load per se

>>687766699
How much do you earn

>>687766730

Haha ok pal, just keep doing my laundry.

>>687766833
>intern
Free labor, homeboy.

>>687766833
depends on the office and year. Most staffers don't make that much unless they're senior staffers, maybe 50-70k a year, schedulers make more but have high turnover because the job sucks, interns may or may not get a stipend/scholarship if they do it's probably around 4k/semester

>>687767240
I got money

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>>687766432
Good to hear!
>>687766699
Keep going senpai!

>>687767333
mistyped. Meant 2k

>>687767544
>state economic development conference in town
>we have passes but decide to try and sneak in for the lulz
>senator is a keynote speaker, he's the same party so the people who work in the offices are bros
>walk past the line to try and get in without showing passes
>some pimplyfaces bitch with glasses yells at us
>speed up, sit with senator's people
>senator's staffer starts yelling at her for making a scene
>after she leaves we told him we actually did sneak in
>he thinks it's hilarious and goes over to give her a serious talking to about "professional conduct"

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>>687768007
That's great
Sounds like a decent job man, any more?

>have to handwrite cards to the mayors in our district letting them know to call us if they need anything
>it's bitch work so I get stuck with it
>start making the cursive letters look more and more like dicks as the note goes on
>start hiding tiny dicks on the card in the fine print

>>687768265
yeah, I'll keep posting. Writing from my phone so it'll be slow

>>687768265
Suck matts cock

>>687764334
You cunts need to bring me more then 1 pair of coveralls a week.

>interning, so I'm taking a few college classes while working
>have a @mail.house.gov email
>email professors when I don't feel like taking a test and tell them I have to go out of town for "official business"
>they always move it
>9/10 times I'm just dicking around in our office drinking coffee and watching Netflix

hang on I got a longer one coming

>state republican convention for nominations coming up
>we're incumbent so we're by default the frontrunner, very few serious candidate challenging
>one crazy guy always challenges and talks mad shit on our facebook and calls us up and tries to get us to say shit that will get us in trouble but we never fall for it
>he can't get enough delegate signatures to get on stage, we feel bad and get his for him
>he still trashes us and calls us corrupt and such
>he brought 11 relatives to support him and says so in his speech and has them stand up
>he only got 7 votes

>>687769170
about the same guy
>he had a contractor business
>always did shit work and had a bunch of bad reviews
>during his speech to the convention he is clearly reading off his hand
>he keeps saying stuff like "they always said I'd never be anything, but look at me now"
>after he gets destroyed in voting I see him on the stairs
>he's choking back tears
>try and be nice and tell him I thought he did well
>he says he appreciates it
>that evening he goes on his "official" campaign facebook and says we rigged the voting, which we didn't
>wtf.jpg

anyone lurking?
>sitting in office bored
>most of the actual work is handling "constituent cases" which means people complaining
>90% of which are either people trying to get us to get them out of trouble or people who have no clue how the government works
I could tell some of those stories if anyone's still here

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>>687768571
Sorry fam, you need to talk to your SSR, us plant guys have no say in that
>>687768771
Nice

>>687770056
Will do, thanks...actually like your coveralls compared to some other shops i have been at!

>>687764334
I'm considering a position for production manager at Cintas that opened up recently in my area.

>bored, watching tv in the office
>staffer went out to run errands, so I'm alone
>get an email from some lady
>lots of typos, claims her son got arrested for meth and wants us to call the sheriff to get him out
>wants us to get him into treatment for free
>don't know what to say but I have to respond
>email her back saying I'll see what I can do and the names of some clinics
>tell staffer, he says just forget it unless she emails back, not much we can really do
>about two days later some hillbilly chick with meth mouth comes in
>yells at us and says it's people like us that got her son thrown in prison and we don't care about addicts, throws some things around the office
>the second she leaves we start doing impressions of her

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>>687769972
curious, what state/region is your congressguy from?

(west, south, midwest, ne, etc)

>>687771301
I'll just say a rural district. I have some other stories that could be too specific and don't want to get anyone in trouble

>>687771026
Where at?

>>687764334
A fellow Cintasbro!!! Im an SSR in Denver. We just started the annual price increase. My customers are pissed as fuck. Picking up any of those maggoty terry towels??

>>687771211
>get email from someone claiming his car got stolen and he wants us to "do our fucking jobs and make the police get it back"
>get basic info, his name, town, what kind of car, etc
>boss gives me contact info for their sheriff
>call, tell him what the guy who called us said
>he tells us his car has been impounded for an investigation and the guy has been harassing their department
>we can't really do anything about it anyway since local police aren't a federal agency
>call guy back, tell him all that
>he calls us names and threatens to write to the newspapers and "expose us"
>tell him go ahead
>never heard from him again

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>>687771449
oky.
Since the "anyone in trouble" would be likely to be you, pls tell more nonspecific stories then

>worked at library for a few years
>job was nice, 12$ hour, peace and quiet, free food in the break room, easy work
>but the transients
>oh god the transients
I need to preface this by saying I have nothing against homeless people. I've been homeless before myself. But if you're a crazy person who spends all day at the library disturbing everyone, just... don't.
>guy who came in and OD'd at the computer station, found out later he died in the hospital
>the dude who used the same computer in the kid's section every day who did nothing but look at guns
>the guy who stunk so badly you could litterally smell him from 10 feet away
>"Former Disney Imagineer" who would come in and pester me and tell me that the entire building needed to be remodled like I had any power to change it
>guy who would rent study rooms to sit alone in the dark watching movies and eat McDonalds

I can expand on any of these people.

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>>687771815
Yeah man! Hows your route? I bet you ours are much larger. We did our increase too, of course the yarent happy lol.
Maggoty terry towels are the norm in the summer. See pic above ^

>>687772223
>"conference" on a certain drone bill coming up
>most "conferences" like this that staffs get invited to are either hosted by companies or lobbyists
> the quotes most "conferences" are basically just young attractive girls giving us an expensive meal and giving us a propaganda presentation
>I get told ahead of time this is basically just going to be people shilling to us
>Make a bet with my boss I can steal more pens than him while we're their
>we keep asking people to borrow pens and then don't return them
>we stocked the office with pens for months off that
>congressman still voted against then

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>>687772110
sucks though.
"impounded for investigation" seems awfully convenient. Were my car under "investigation" for no obvious reason, I'd be a little annoyed, too.

>>687772251
I work in a Starbucks, we get much of the same shit. Bums come in to do drugs or sleep in the bathrooms, etc. And since I'm a supervisor I'm the one who has to tell them to fuck off
Here's one
>Customer is a short old lady who used to come in every evening
>I always got along well with her, but she was fucking awful with everybody else
>Apparently has some form of schizophrenia
>We call her "tea lady" because she once threw a cup of tea at a random couple she accused of spying on her
>On that note, she regularly accuses random people, especially if they're on a phone or laptop, of spying on her
>Every time she comes in she goes into the bathroom for ~20 minutes, nobody knows what she does but the primary hypothesis is that she bathes with the sink
>Claims to be allergic to the mopping solution, so you have to fucking wait for her to get out before you can mop or she flips shit
>At another store nearby in a bookstore, when she picked a table she would go and turn around any books with faces on them "so they aren't watching her"
>Got banned from my friends' store years ago for throwing a muffin at a baby
>Is banned from most stores in the area, sadly not ours somehow
>Details are hazy, but I'm told she tried to run somebody over outside another store once years ago
Glad she's been gone a while

>/..;/

>>687773036
holy typo, batman! fuck this phone
>have to go on base to plan a press conference
>us and the staffs for two senators are there
>senators have notoriously big egos compared to house members because they have more money and bigger staffs
>two colonels and some military press people are meeting
>we're told as far as what food to ask for just say whatever, our congressman doesn't give a shit as long as it's free
>both senate staffs have requests as specific as whether the sodas waiting for the senators when they get off the planes should be in a can or bottle
>this is literally what tax money is spent on

gett

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>>687773036
so who won the bet?

>>687773074
allegedly the guy was in a hit and run. I have no clue whether it was true or not though, it's just what the cops told me on the phone

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>>687773668
This is how you get

>>687773756
my boss. He sort of cheated and swiped a box of pens when no one was looking

gets

>>687773848
>Cheating
>Stole pens in a competition to see how many pens you can steal

Uh...

i have gay buttsex with my supervisor when we have late shifts

git

roody poo

roller

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>lobbyist make appointment to come in
>staffer is out so I take the meeting
>he brings lunch for us
>I tell him I can't legally eat it because it'll count as a bribe
>daydream the whole time he's talking and scribble random shit on my notepad
>he leaves the lunch food anyway, says he'll be in trouble if he brings it back
>I eat it when he leaves
>mfw I stole his pen

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rollo

>>687766699
Was this in Arizona by any chance?

>>687774345
No

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>>687773036
>see egregious typo
>suddenly lose nearly all respect for you

>>687773646
>see you caught it
>not bad

>>687774441
sorry I'm typing on my phone and my fingers are pretty fat. I disabled autocorrect so I wouldn't get mentally lazy and rely on it. sometimes shit gets through when I go fast

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>>687773772
Possibilities:
>pretty clear case of hit-and-run
>guy is fucked
>impounded car is least of his problems

>not-so-clear-cut
>cops don't really have the evidence to prove it
>but don't really have any other leads
>impounded indefinitely pending investigation that never ends

Guess it depends on how much of a faggot the local sheriff is.

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>>687774672
Making actual typographic errors due to western-sized fingers on japanese-sized devices is okay. Being ignorant of the English language and oblivious to one's errors is another thing entirely.

>>687775278
No clue. Our district is pretty shitty though so it wouldn't shock me

>>687776013
>use wrong their/there/they're one time
I'm sorry

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>>687776018
good stories/good thread.
Sorry about the shittiness of your district, though it could always be worse.

Tired of typing stories. Anyone have any questions? A lot of weird shit goes on behind the scenes in politica

>>687776697
without the shittiness and the nutjobs it brought in that office would be boring as fuck

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>>687776192
I guess I just don't have much patience for it. Thanks for noticing/correcting the mixup, though. My faith in humanity is restored. ;)

akama

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>>687776867
No more tonight. Gotta sleep.
Another thread, another day?

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So who do you think gets the better loonies? The right or the left?

>>687778180
sleep tight, anon

>>687778411
I prefer right wing loonies, but that's probably just because I lean that way. I don't have much patience for the occupy-type left wing loonies

>>687778598
the worst right wing ones are the ones who did a four year military enlistment 15 years ago and never saw combat but never shut up about how they're a "veteran" and want more free stuff. I'm all for helping vets, but there are a lot of people who are shitty, join the military, and stay shitty

Cintas bastards never fix the zippers on my coveralls when I ask them to. Lazy assholes just sew the broken part a little higher each time. So when I take a piss, I cant pull out my johnson without getting completely undressed. Its hot as fuck in the summer so I'm standing at the urinal with my coveralls at my feet wearing only my briefs.

>>687764334
I used to be an installer there let me see if I have any pics