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idc what anyone says
tell me everything you know about waifus
>>687758499
Good attitude to have tbh
>>687758567
I know Elle likes to drink semen
>>687758377
>>687758499
>>687758588
All pf you got dubs
>>687758623
What normal girl doesn't?
Since b/ is infested with many half dead old farts... I want you to enjoy this throwback picture of the time when you were actually young and alive...
>>687758809
Elle is pure though, no cock, just semen.
Remember this Grandpa...
>>687759066
Gotta have cock to get semen m8
>>687759066
lewd
perfect waifu
>>687758567
tell me what you know about The Neon Demon
Where is the anon that wanted to talk about what I like?
>>687759275
Are you a lewd Elle dude?
>>687759295
why do that little dude wear a dress?
The Greatest Woman alive is Kirsten Dunst...
>>687759389
me? i thought you like taking cum facials.
>>687759066
Nice cock
>>687759478
fuck yes
>>687759478
Emma stone is better
>>687759492
I don't remember if I said this. But I was lewd-talking to another anon that I would like to do him, whowever he wants.
>>687759389
You talking the milla anon who is also bicurious?
>>687759674
Let me guess, you're Elle ;)
I'm sure if b/ ever came close to this beauty: half of them would faint and the other half would promptly wet their diapers...
>>687759813
That's a horrible picture of her, anon
>>687759708
so thirsty
>>687759734
I am not, but a bi is fine.
>>687759968
Ok, now you described me perfectly.
>>687759950
No... I think's she looks great...
>>687759808
i wish
>>687760159
if several men came in a glass would you drink it?
>>687760253
You can be, with me...
>>687760159
Thays me but i think im a strong top...i like to control/dominate
>>687760300
Euhm to be honest no. Don't like that. But I would blow someone, or some more..
>>687760386
Oh I missed you...
>>687760670
Interested, Elle?
>>687760534
But this is the first time ive talked to you. Im the bicurious milla anon.
I see these illegal vagrants still haven't learned their lesson yet, gawking at these partially clad celebs... Don't screw with me and Mr Oscar...
>>687760814
I just watched Donnie Darko. What an absolute mind-fuck. I don't know if I'll be able to get any sleep either.
>>687760905
Really? Because you said the exact same thing an anon said to me.
>>687761052
Love that she got exposed as being a sloot.
>>687761099
Huh...hivemind?
>>687761099
who?
>>687761083
My best (girl)friend wants to watch it with me. Gyllenhaal is a pretty good actor tho. Now you convinced me because you said this.
Josie Loren is bae <33
>>687761099
It wasnt me because this is only the 2nd time ive actually talked about being bicurious...the first time being the previous thread.
>>687761340
>>687761083
Forgot pic
>>687761418
Just makes my dick harder imagining her accurately doing that nude
>>687761367
you do know bae means shit in danish, right?
>>687761212
Seems so
>>687761232
Idk
>>687761397
Well then. We can still talk if you want to
>>687761504
Je was saying josie loren is shit m8
>>687761340
It's really going to take your mind and fuck it in the ass in the way I want to do to Sky.
So you know, be prepared for that. It's really good.
>>687761603
I think itd have to be a trap for me to be comfortable tbh not quite sure yet....but i love the idea of tying up another person and teasing the ever living hell out of them, keeping them literally on the edge for hours on end.
Ya babies, my next big movie roll is in the bank...
>>687761613
I'll watch it. Trust your taste.
>>687761500
What the fuck...
>>687761815
Kinda like that cock in her mouth to get that roll rightm
>>687758893
Oldfag reporting in. Age range of acceptable femanons increases with own age. Would seriously fuck anyone between the ages of 16 and 55 now. You never stop feeling the twitch when you see young pussy.
>>687761791
What do you mean by 'keeping them on the edge'?
But that's not really Bi. Forgot what it is called.
>>687761960
No that i know what she looks like naked i can just imagine her doing everything naked.
Regina Spektor and her amazing night tits.
>>687761990
The edge of orgasm m8
>>687762139
Hnnnggg. Now you got me..
>>687760802
>>687762324
Like that spot right under the head... no full strokes but constant stimulation of that spot. Along with body strokes and the occasional pinch or slap.
>>687762459
I can make you feel real good :3
>>687761963
Goodness... she's gonna blow her top...
>>687762694
Thats nkt the only thing she's gonna blow
>amiriteguys
>>687762927
That one made me kek...
>>687762627
Oh dear... So horny now.
But you wouldn't like to 'use' me?
>>687761970
M8 im 24 and would fuck from 16-65 depending on how they've taken care of themselves.
>>687763075
Oh i would get to that all in good time...whats the point if you aren't begging me to use your holes?
>>687763011
Ah... just ah, look at her beauty...
>>687762694
Jesus, how many jlaw gifs do you have?
>>687763394
And imagine it naked...ahhhh
>>687763360
Fuck I am so hard now..
>>687763394
sophie turner says jlaw punched her in the vagina
>>687763519
>>687763468
One or two I think sir...
>>687763700
Rrrraaawwwrrr...
>>687763661
Id want you at the point to where you are so desperate for orgasm that if i undid your shackles you would literally jump me for my cock. I want you feeling so empty and the only thing you can concern yourself with is being filled.
>>687764118
Hnnggg. I would really beg for your cock in my mouth and whenever you want it in my other hole.
I would not resist, take it as deep as you like.
>>687763546
I want to order a Skybag
>>687764651
Kek.
Skybag and Dovebox. Damn.
>>687764528
That would be the point i would give you the privilege of sucking my cock. The constant edging would continue on while you service me. Then once I tire of you sucking then i will fuck you...and i fuck hard and deep and fast.
>>687759478
Fell in love with KD when she was in Small Soldiers. Such a babe.
>>687764892
But you should cum in my mouth. I want to taste every bit of it.
I like it rough. But I gag a bit.
>>687765062
She's very beautiful...
>>687760160
Her younger brother was in my class in high school. Saw her a few times at functions. She's absolutely stunning in the flesh.
>>687764865
Two priceless artifacts
>>687765168
Oh I'd fuck your throat good and deep. And of course I'd cum in your mouth thats your reward for being such a good little fucktoy. Then of course I'd finally allow you to cum yourself but you better clean up your mess.
>>687765436
No need to exchange.
>>687759589
her ass is perfect. would eat that fat ass all day
>>687765168
Where you from m8
I-I-I seriously don't know where m-my beloved Mistress Natalie Portman is n-now... m-m-maybe she w-went out for coffee...
>>687765449
That's what I want. A nice warm reward.
I would clean it up all by myself.
>>687765632
They really should have got a body double. Its such a disappointment
This thread is riddled with samefag
>>687765632
Nah shes got that generic
>white girl butt
I think QR codes are sexy as fuck. I jerk off to them all the time. Their 8 bit sexiness just makes my cock so hard.
>>687761582
absolutely hated this bitch in Gone Girl. that being said id do unspeakable things to eat that ass
>>687765769
No one will ever top tilefag
>>687758242
Fuck my genes.
She looks like my mom. Most brunette models look like my sister.
And I'm 5/10
Why am I not attractive like them?
FUCK MY GENES!
>>687765735
>>687765759
gotta disagree bros, she has a nice ass and is hot af
>>687765723
Are you game to becoming a trap?
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>>687766066
No. I'll stay myself.
>>687766032
Shes hot AF but its not because of her ass...shes got nice hips, good body fat, good tits and a nice face, but she has no ass.
>>687766256
Eh have fun anon its been a hoot
>>687765576
Well now I'm very tired and I'm going to go to sleep. Goodnight, Dovebro.
claiming Sjokz
>>687766338
Huh?
>>687766466
Goodnight Skybro.
>>687766274
yea i guess youre rght now that i think about it
>>687766514
Im going to sleep, milla anon youve been sexting
>>687767048
Oh ok. :(
Ariana Grande has such a beautiful voice...
>>687761970
Can confirm.
>>687761616
So much semen expended over her and Major Wilma Deering
>>687767388
And figure.
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>>687767224
We both knew it would end eventually in this world of anonymity
>>687767559
I love the way she can hit the proper notes...
>>687767757
Sadly..
I love that lewd-talk.
>>687767613
FUCK FORGOT ABOUT HER. FUCK YOU ANON.
>>687767613
good choice
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>>687768231
Her songs always evoke deep feelings for me...
>>687768562
>songs
Sure not her figure or tits or ass
>>687759478
Her teeth piss me off
>>687768716
Well I always concentrate on the artistic value of her work when I'm watching her...
>>687763024
Wait. Is this real?
>>687759175
Remember it? That's me on the right.
>>687768839
You mean cuz they're not vampiric?
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>>687769077
You want me to guess...
>>687769025
Sure you do m8
>>687769805
I'm so glad you understand me sir...
>>687769111
Well damn it sir you have my deepest envy...
>>687769615
Yes, if you're an oldfag with a good, educated guess.
>>687770724
Sir I do not have a clue if it's real...
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