Hey guys, this is my first time on 4chan...
How do I make an account?
Sorry aha XD LOL
I put a funny photo for you guys too lol aha
http://www.pomfpomf.moe/doujins/234/
687753375
Oh my god XD lol nice
>No one notices bait
OP is gay
>>687754450
haha what's bait lol
You need to make a gold account follow these instructions.
>>687753257
Le epik maymay my friend xDD xD Reddit xDDDDD
>>687754798
This actually works, sadly mine expired last week so I have to resort to less standards
>>687753257
Ayy lmao
>>687754798
0459 9876 258
#gold
3242
I hope it works
>>687755054
Just email one of the admins. It shouldn't have expired.
>>687755215
Thanks, I'll take care of it in a jiffy
>>687755372
Anything to help a fellow anon.
>>687755556
Oh i believe you got "dubs" man
>>687755113
I hope this is bait anon
>>687755783
No he didn't
>>687755994
I don't even know what that means
I just did what the guy said
Did i do something wrong? lol :(
>>687756075
Yes he did
you got them too
see the two 7's
idiot
sbuD
>>687756286
You put your credit card information onto a site where there is no accounts, everyone's anonymous, and now you you're fucked
>>687756423
kek
>>687756503
what?
How do i fix it?!?!
That was my dads credit card
>>687756075
Fucking faggot
>>687756075
Fuck off you stupid newfag, there was clearly a digit repeated twice in the post number, in this case it was seven.
>Back to 9gag, newfag
>>687756626
You sit back and watch the world burn
>>687756626
Thanks for the TV AHAHA
>>687756764
I have to go tell my dad
>>687756884
DONT USE IT
OR ILL CALL THE POLICE
>>68775690
Kek
>>687756982
Will ship to my house soon. Ahh fuck it, ill get 2 day! Its an extra 90 dollars but its worth it! :D
>>687756982
Too L8 m8
>>687757162
Might as well stock up on food for the week as well
>>687757162
ILL BACKTRACE IT YOU FAGGOT
AND CONSEQUENCES WILL NEVER BE THE SAME AGAIN FOR YOU
>>687757162
I'm really hoping this isn't samefagging. Provide proof.
>>687753554
Kek
>>687757359
what's a samefagging
>>687757337
I'm just signing up for some premium online porn.
>Good luck backtracing that faggot
>>687757337
Can't backtrace if they're using Tor.
>>687757359
No samefag, friendo. Just an idiot. What else should i buy /b/ros? My 55' samsung tv will be here in 2 days
>>687757679
This, uh, this isn't proof.
>That font is fucked, change it
>>687757679
>>687757600
>>687757467
>>687757679
Maybe a new couch?
>>687757902
>if you used clover, youd know your posts are highlighted.
And never. I enjoy this font.
Fuck it, ill buy a laptop so i can browse on a computer, along with my TV
>>687757679
Your fucking font dude
>>687758013
You don't know what that reaction image is supposed to be used for do you anon?
(By saying those things, we are making this a joke)
>>687758230
Leave
>>687758119
>Clover
As in the extension to Microsoft Explorer clover?
>I've seen faggots before, but this guy was the biggest faggot who ever faggotted. Sorry, I gotta go, my faggot kids are listening.
>>687758345
>Leave
>>687758638
>my feelings
:[
>>687758847
haha nice cat gif where'd you get it i get mine at 9gag
687758965
The best ones are on tumblr XD :P
>>687758965
Funnyjunk lol :))
Faggot.
>>687759065
you have to put some >> when you write the number post that you are responding at!
whats a funnyjunk?>>687759140
>>687759336
You should join us bro xD
>>687759303
Ohhh thankss mann
>>687759467
Tgat's a really good meemme xd
Haha this ones a classic guys
you all got upgraded accounts right?
>>687759467
FUCKING LOL i have been on here for about 8 years now and i LOVE THIS IMAGE
>internet explorer
>el instead of le
>memes used as faces
fuck man this is what it used to be like on this site
>>687759517
no problem bro, im glad to help newfags since im here in 4chan since june 2016!
>>687759817
I know right, that was a throwback to the golden age of /bee/.
>>687759661
thanks!!1! i lik this website already!
>>687759952
>/bee/
This being b8 doesn't make it a bit better you fucking shittard piece of scum.
>>687760241
What?
I've been here for years, that is what we used to call it.
>>687760467
END IT
N
D
I
T
@ 687760467
[greentext:on] used to call it \bee\ [greentext:off]
it has always been fourchannel\B
>>687753257
>>687760679
I can't end what has already stopped. Nobody has called it that since 2003, as far as I'm aware.
>>687760860
I was talking about your life, my man.
>>687761012
Oh, haha, I'm sorry, I misread your comment.
>But no, I have far too little to live for to do that my friend.
>>687753257
Mom: are you high?
Me: ayy lmao
>>687761161
Just get a CPAP tank and a mask friend! It will all fade into glorious Darkness. :)
Tch, newfag
>>687756626
Hello
Moderator here.
Please give me your home address so we can send you the Verification forms.
Best wishes, channel 4
Moderation Team
>>687761920
How do i know this isn't another scam
my dads on the phone to the bank right now
>>687762057
it's not a scam man, see, he said channel 4, so you know it's legit.
>>687762349
I guess... hold on, i have to go outside and check our address
>>687762560
you guys have all been trawled. this is a /r/aid by reddit and they got you good lol stupid 4chan
>>687762057
u cant write Moderation Team at the end if youre not part of the Moderation Team bro, common sense
>>687762057
Its a completely free trial. You get all the benefits of a premium Account Users for free and have Access to our premium merch&berch store.
Just Fill in this contact Form and we send you your free platinum package trial
Name:
First Name:
City:
Street:
Cheers, channel 4 Moderation Team
Hey anybody know a good place to farm some white titanite? I need some to reinforce my uchigatana
>>687763199
damn, i wish i can get a new free trial again! Maybe i can, since i recently moved to a new place because personal reasons.
>>687753257
Old fag fucking with new fags Kek
U fuck stick!
This is very funniest thread, but I only read a couple posts so I'm bookmarking so I can read it later.
>>687754733
lmao luv u
Have fun
Okay im back
the address is
7911 northwest 14th st, oklahoma
please dont mess with us
>>687764629
Just...stop kek
>>687764629
I can't believe this. Anon, how old are you? What did the bank tell your dad?
>>687764629
Anyone able to get IP from op, and match the general area?
>>687765850
I'm too scared to ask.. I just overheard something about cancelling the card
>>687765993
I'm sure you can ask the anons to cancel the purchases. Just ask what they might want in return!
>>687766318
We want nudes of his mom.
question: what "ayy lmao" mean?
pls respond
>>687766400
what! no!
how the fuck would i even get that man
>>687753257
Nice bait you got there. Hope you use that time to hang yourself.
>>687766705
Well, enjoy getting the shit kicked out of you by your dad for all of these unknown purchases.
>Make it happen
>>687766870
i remember one time i saw nudes on my dads laptop... what if i send those
>>687766705
Watch your mouth. This is your first warning. A second curse word gets you fined 80 dollars. A third gets you banned.
- 4Chan Moderator Services
>>687767458
kek
>>687753257
Fresh off the boat, from reddit, kid? heh I remember when I was just like you. Braindead. Lemme give you a tip so you can make it in this cyber sanctuary: never make jokes like that. You got no reputation here, you got no name, you got jackshit here. It's survival of the fittest and you ain't gonna survive long on 4chan by saying stupid jokes that your little hugbox cuntsucking reddit friends would upboat. None of that here. You don't upboat. You don't downboat. This ain't reddit, kid. This is 4chan. We have REAL intellectual discussion, something I don't think you're all that familiar with. You don't like it, you can hit the bricks on over to imgur, you daily show watching son of a bitch. I hope you don't tho. I hope you stay here and learn our ways. Things are different here, unlike any other place that the light of internet pop culture reaches. You can be anything here. Me ? heh, I'm The Judge.. this place.... this place has a lot to offer... heh you'll see, kid . . . that is if you can handle it...
>>687767458
Im sorry.. Im just mad
>>687767431
They will work just fine. Post them, and this whole crdit card scam will be forgotten.
>>687768050
u cant be mad in the chan bro
>>687757679
be generous and buy us all premium porn
>>687768050
Its okay, if you don't want to be banned just give the moderator your social security number. All will be good, and your issues will become solved. No traps. :)
Are we acting like apes who found computers
>>687768649
>>687768528
>>687768178
>>687768050
>>687767458
Is anybody screenshotting this? holy kek
>>687768649
A face & more pictures are required
On what bank does your credit card work?
>>687768649
Hey man, your mom's tittie is nice, but we need more. I'm thinking a butthole shot.
>>687768753
kys
>>687768050
Anon, listen, we aren't supposed to do this, but im the manager here, so I can probably get away with it. Don't be afraid. This whole thing will blow over and work out. The card thing will work out, and as long as you stay calm and work with me on this, it will all smooth over. Post the pics, and then just delete the folder called system32 on your computer. That's where these posts are saved. Once you delete it, the posts are gone forever. Keep your head up. It will be okay buddy
-4Chan Moderator Services
I'm high as fuck right now and this thread is really getting to me
>>687769102
real situation
Ladies and Gents, you're welcome
>>687769102
Really? thanks man
i'll be back after i delete that folder
lol, im not gonna post more nudes of my mum if i can just delete the folder and fix it all
>>687769450
>>687769518
>>687764629
Probably not your address
>>687769450
Get on my level scrub.
>>687769454
>Mum
>Oklahoma
>>687769979
The day /b/ got trolled by an Australian
>>687770198
Successfully trolled. We're here every day shitposting, most people ignore us.
>>687770198
u have a problem with Australia?
u r kil
>>687757679
buy a real font
>>687770198
I don't believe this shit, he's probably one of
the stupid teenagers who can't fucking type
what's up without the dat boi meme coming out
of their fucking assholes.
<9000% bait
>>687770816
Get trolled on by an upside down dude, cuck
This is no a nicolas cage thread
>>687771205
why?
>>687770198
At least we got it before someone tried and capped it being all happy just to realize we are fucktards.
>>687767768
>we have REAL intellectual discussion
>inb4 /b/
keep trying..
>intellectual discussion
>4chan
pick one por favor
>>687771205
Commit sedoku
I swear to go this better be bait.
Is Op coming back to post his mom's nudes? Or did these assholes scare him off?
>>687769618
>>687769979
>>687770198
>>687770359
>>687770967
>>687771333
>>687771411
>Clearly didn't read the whole thread
>>687771333
The trips, are great. But the autism, I pray is bait.
>Never seen a copypasta b4?
>>687771520
You're one dense muthafucka
Put me in the screencap holy kek
It was fun guys... See you around
Sincerly
-OP
>>687771778
Do something good then asshole.
>>687771778
Sure, I'll even add some rainbows.
>>687771828
Bye OP, love you.
>>687771828
Damn. You were fun
-4Chan Moderator Services
-CLOSED THREAD-
>>687756626
You kys
>>687771981
It doesn't close till I finish. You wait you cucks.
>>687772433
no u
>>687772433
>Being this late.
>Kys
>>687753257
Smiley from 2010(XD)
Picture that was popular in 2013
Using "lol"
Literally screaming newfag
>>687773145
OP was truly a master troll
Makes sense he was Australian
>>687773303
almost done.
>>687772592
No u
>>687774083
no u