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quality posts all around
>>687751434
shut up pidor we slavshit thread now
yes blyat
nahui
Comic dump?
thread's terrible you all suck bye
ily2 sf
any dp?
>>687752704
god bless, anon
>>687752930
only two I got though
>>687754677
>>687754448
>>687754344
>>687753729
Moar paws on my face please.
stop licking my fingers
>>687755250
No, i want paws not toes.
>>687755518
it's a niche thing in my folder
>>687755833
What i would give to be behind this lion cleaning his paws and tail hole.
>>687755933
jesus christ
>>687756097
I'm not sure how anyone gets to that point
>>687756122
not enough
for a more dramatic effect: use a red plastic dong INSTEAD of your grandpas' forearm
>>687756349
determination... and a 55 gal drum of lube
I can't even stick a sharpie up my pooper
does being a turbo faggot make your impervious to pain or somethin
>>687756349
Training
Lots and lots of training
>>687756097
Frank wants to be that stretched out.
>>687756513
I think the why is more pertinent than the how
>>687756508
You take shits don't you?
anyone know where pic related is from?
>>687755722
Blue would have been a better color, green just makes it look like stink lines.
>>687756557
nothankyou
>>687756677
Because having your farts make noise is for losers?
>>687756762
my pooper is a one way... street... thing
big object can only go out
>>687757004
There is literally no physical reason for this. It's all know-how and psychology. Probably a lot more psychology than you realize too.
>>687757004
once you do it right, anal play is amazing
>>687756557
No
>>687756868
I don't think that dude farts anymore
>>687756886
You're god cannot save you
pew pew
>>687757391
im scare
>>687757391
Soon, you'll take the fist.
>>687757367
Good vibrator feels amazing.
I really want to try a fucking machine eventually too. Want to be tied down for that though.
>>687757805
My ass can barely fit 2 fingers. it ain't taking any kind of fist
>>687757985
No
>>687757179
I'm sure, but It's not worth it for me.
massaging my anus feels good but sticking anything in is uncomfortable at best
>>687758104
That's enough to take a dick though.
Wait, I forgot I have big fingers
>>687758104
i will fot two fists in your bum
>>687758122
Then you are not doing something right.
Every other organ used for sex, vagina, mouth, the dick itself even, has some form of natural lubrication. The anus, well, saves the lubrication for when its needed. Even the slightest bit of friction, and you're creasing the lining of your intestinal tract. Of course it's "uncomfortable." And don't be a retard and assume spit or shampoo or some other underagefag idea is suitable--get some astroglide.
>>687757986
I just like any sort of anal really. Prostate stim is great too
also whenever someone says "fucking machine" I can't not think of this video
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=buL9GsYvKWY
>>687758510
This.
Astroglide is a good first choice
>>687758672
I prefer gun oil but shits expensive
>>687758510
I've used vitamin e oil.
I don't like it
hello snuggles
>>687758221
When did my virgin ass become a sought after commodity
>>687758278
There will be nothing involving fists and my ass; fotting included
>>687759095
oh I will get then in there dont you worry.
>>687759095
Snarf made it to be one.
>>687758976
thats a terrible idea
petroleum jelly at least if you're going to use an oil
>>687759011
hey there
>>687758635
Yeah, me too. Combine that with being roped up or a spreader bar for me. I like an aggressive guy topping me. Fun to be the bitch.
>>687759287
how are you
if you really, REAAALLY need lube in a pinch you can try your luck with basic lotion. really though you should save yourself the trouble and get astroglide like they said. if you've never done any sort of anal before, it's gonna feel a little weird even if you have enough lube. just go slow, try to get past that and hit the prostate too
I'm gonna go to sleep see you guys later
>new bf
>easy to be with
>coconut oil was all we had
> more like Easiest exboyfriend ive ever had
>never spoke again
kill me
>>687756818
>>687759607
There are so many different types of lotion and so many different ingredients in all of them, I high recommend against lotion.
>>687759487
Everything in life is going amazingly well and I still found a way to ruin it all. But I'm still happy. Still working, still breathing, still doing okay.
>>687759778
Buddy, you should be thankful you got rid of that fag.
>>687759721
sleep well duduer
>>687760212
great job i believe in you
I am hoing to get the house to myself
for a whole week
it's going to be so nice
I just want to wank with my penis
>>687760452
do it
>>687760452
u can do that here, is ok
good
Anyone have a source for this?
>>687760640
Wank with that guy's penis.
>>687761445
oky doky
>>687761276
pretty sure the artist is "nowandlater"
Jesus Christ I love Cannabis
>>687761808
>>687761796
love this one
Gsy
>>687762312
if I had a long tongue like that, probably would never leave the house
thread's gettin slow, will let someone else make a new one if they want
