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Waifu claiming thread.
>Smug of smug

The rules are very simple:
>claim your 2D waifu
>post pics of your waifu
>insult other waifus
>naps are NOT a good idea
>keep ERP and RP to a minimum
>discuss stuff
>post fitting, not over-sexualised content
>most important: Fuck you. Long dick style

Shinoa claimed
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good night ^-^
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>>687745761
Made it work surprisingly fast today, despite the Friday night drunken traffic.

Just wait till its summer. I can show you pictures of my alarm clock, it has a thermometer on it. It indeed gets to be hotter than hell.

Haha, my aunt brought me home some but I was too tired to eat it. Threw it in my mini fridge to take to work.

>Turn bike off waiting to be let in
>Decide to keep the electronics on
>Radiator fan is going
>Nice warm air blowing against my calves
It gets cold fast at night and I don't know why.
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Hey everyone.
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Miho claimed

>>687748751
Your fucked.
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>>687748751
>too lazy to post pic but not enough to write this out sociopathic Asuna claimed
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Snek is a cute.
>as always
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Claimed

>>687746953
That feel when just an observer, feelsbad

>>687747940
>Well balanced
I agree with everything you say. Tf2 has way more replay value from all the different types of servers. Valve has done an incredible job of making it easy for casual players to jump in and enjoy, while also having one of the highest skill ceilings in any game ive ever seen. (I did a few seasons of competitive, things people do in that game are insane). Overwatch was designed to be VERY casual. I can easily say the skill ceiling wont ever come close to tf2s. Hopefully once they do more balance changes and add more maps (maybe more modes?) it will be way better.

>>687748345
If like a strong flow i got the perfect one to hit you with.
>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WUH9NaZI9eA
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still here
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>>687748751
Got in early edition
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Milinda claim

>>687748219
I know you are ;)
>Hugs

>>687748236
kek

>>687748345
Yeah. Also a lot from this season.

>>687748404
You mother fucker...

>>687748668
Well you have surprised me then. I would not have guessed that.
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>>687749030
O shit
Fellow Abridged fan
>SAO abridged Kirito
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ohayo
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>>687749646
Breast friend.

>>687749666
Karen.
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>>687749666
Nice entrance Satan.
>ohayou
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>>687749346
Ghey beats broh
Check it out
>Handlerbars- Flobots
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>>687749666
Hey Satan. How are you?
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>>687749797
CHECKED
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Love is in the air and all I got is a big pile of lewds.
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>>687749659
But yours is cute too.
>Hugs

>>687749646
Milk!
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>>687748893
Night kyle!

>>687748345
Grand opening of warehouse/ gym and at 7pm is an event. Dude after cleaning up the place, I saw buff dudes doing pushups and clap pushups (front and back claps) and I got so excited that I joined in and did the front back front clap pushup. They were amazed at someone who's pretty thin can do something that crazy

Did any of that made sense?

>>687749012
SHUSH!

>>687749659
Told ya and shush!

>>687749666
Morning lord satan!
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>>687748751
>Tfw couldn't find gif, kinda disappointing.
I'll see if I can't make one later when I get her to build something else for me.
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>>687749666
Hello mr satin
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I JUST WANT TO WATCH THIS FUCKING PORN HOLY SHIT JUST READ THE FUCKING .VOB FILE
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>>687749666
Hello Satan.
>>687749756
Booby Brother.
>>687749922
Milk Drinker.
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>>687749666
>The Devil Enters.
Yoooo~
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>>687749967
Hmm?

>shinoa
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>>687749920
Even better.

>>687750135
Doing well?
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Boo.
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>>687749863
Damn that's a sweet 97 get you checked.
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A best
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>>687749666
Hello the "the mithril pebble of pig smiting"
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>>687750262
I tried to find a gif of >>687748243
>Can't make one tonight, probably tomorrow though, meanwhile I need to give my friend a pumpkin so she'll like me and give me free stuff.
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>>687748344
We were gonna go there... but also tired af and wasnt about to wait another hour

>>687749346
Aru is suffering

>>687749666
Greetings, my lord

>>687750016
>Actually buying that porn bag
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>>687750468
It was 9797 get actually
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>>687750591
>not not jacking off
Scum
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>>687749659
Maybe. That doesn't matter though.
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>>687749960
Its ture

>>687750135
Boob hug
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>>687749756
>bun bro
How are you doing desu

>>687749789
Thank you chef man
What's up?

>>687749825
Doing fine desu, what about you? Recovering well?

>>687749960
Hey hey shinoa! What's up? Got any gaming done?

>>687749982
hi anon, how are you?

>>687750135
*fills cup with water*
moooooooo

>>687750016
kek what's stopping you?

>>687750240
>look who's talking
How've you been? On since yesterday?

>>687750364
It's a wild rango!
At work?

>>687750563
>google
>weapon from sao
???
Hi though

>>687750591
Ayo nigga, how was A-kon?
Moka went too, I think

>>687749920
Hi hi, Pauling, how are you?
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>>687750336
Yeah, you?
>>687750895
The best kind.
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Claiming my almost neet waifu
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>>687750873
Dip execution in coffee
OR
Final Solution
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>>687748893
Sleep well.

>>687748979
Maybe some drunkards weren't feeling it today

If it's already at fucking 80 degrees I'm praying for you. Can't even handle 70 really.

I'm jelly af. Must have to do with the moon or something. Like how the deserts are always cold.

>>687749346
I think I just found a new song to add to my phone. Thanks mang.

>>687749659
When will we ever find the time?

>>687749666
Back at it again with the trips. Morning Karen.

>>687749960
Ayy shit is going to be going down then. Getting pumped up can do that too ya. Now keep it up and may even pass them :^)

Yes it did kek.

>Best idol claimed
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>>687750364
Sup Renge!
>Set up laptop nice and early
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>>687751041
To the jewish problem?
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>>687750796
Do I look like a christian to you?

>>687750953
its a fucking blast!
>Had no idea Moka went, he was about to ask every kirito who their waifu is
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>>687750953
Hello no, not at work. It's 1:40 in the goddamn morning here, and I get weekends off. I'm just about to go to bed in a few minutes. How are you?

>>687751048
Morning Makoto, how's it going? At work already?
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>>687750953
Mooo.
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>>687750953
I'm getting pretty sleepy.

>>687750995
I'm okay, other than the regular stuff.
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>>687750953
>SAO weapon
Oh yeah sorry that was me
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>>687750953
I was here a bit earlier, mostly just dinking around and posting Penny. But today I had a great experience
>Got a letter in my mailbox (stardew valley)
>"Meet me in the bathhouse after dark. -Penny."
>Show up.
>"Do you know why I called you here?"
>"You just wanted to see me in my bathing suit." -Me being smugdick
>"No!" She blushes like hell.
>she confesses her love for me
>Reciprocate feelings
>Kiss
>Blackout
>Go home and chop wood for two hours.
I keked, Penny knew exactly what she wanted.
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>>687751415
Woops, not "blackout" rather "Fade to black."
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>>687751200
Since you're about to leave I'll wish you good night here, I just woke up and I'm doing fine.
See you next time though, get some rest.
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Hatsuzuki claim
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>>687749797
>ive had handlebars memorized be heart since middle school
Dont even test me bro

>>687750591
everyone is

>>687749666
ayo

>>687751042
Niiiiiice, im a big album guy and theres one i want you to listen to when you get time and tell me what you think
>My favorite album
>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=n2XZiCPWZY4
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>>687750591
I got it to work
>>687750953
Shitty windows store vlc
Downloaded real vlc and it worked
Why couldnt windows media player just fucking work
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>>687751042
I guess so. Got my whole ride to work today, nothing really interesting happened today though, save maybe flying by someone on a 50mph curved bridge going at 90mph.

Gotta charge my ipod a bit, it's got the pictures of it.

Probably. It's very very rare that a night here is hot enough to be uncomfortable. At most, it'll just make it so you need to wear shorts to sleep in.

>>687751200
Yep, left a bit early due to lack of stuff to do at home.
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>>687750582
ooohhhhhhhhhh!
I haven't seen you around here. You new?

>>687750895
Ture?

>>687750953
Atm yes, got me some rank 2 to get to. How about you?

>>687751042
Fuck yes. We then jumped boxes that were stacked up to maybe 4.5ft I barely made it.
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>>687750995
>>687751316
Nom nom nom
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>>687751656
Still can't believe you wasted $40 bucks on that shit

Could give you some disgusting shit eating fetish
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>>687751566
If you're a big album guy, I'll just go ahead an drop my favorite. Can't find a YT video with the full album so have a playlist of it. https://www.youtube.com/playlist?list=PLxzSZG7g8c8zfdNYzAVThOVqHZBwNiGyd

>>687751543
Sounds good, thank you. Have a good day then!

>>687751700
Hey, nothing wrong with that. I love your driving style, by the way. I sense such a kindred spirit in that. There's a major curve on my way to work that indicates 50 mph and I've done 95 through it before, it's a blast.
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>>687751656
>WMP
WMP is kinda shitty. I like VLC because I can run it well, even though I've heard of trouble with it.
>My computer is a bit of a beast so I have no trouble running anything.
and because there's an app for it.
>I watch a lot of animu on my phone at work when I have nothing to do.
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>>687751910
Actually it was only 2 hentai movies both were about maids
Kite that came with a neckbeard t-shirt
Gave that to a friend
And some other anime
I was very disappointed in that blindbag
I should have bought the other one
>moka
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>>687751370
Good, gonna try and sleep soon?
>>687751810
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>>687749922
Hehe thanks friend.
>More Hugs

>>687749960
Grrrr

>>687750873
Well dude. I hope your having a good night at least.

>>687750953
Doing alright. Leaving for Cali tomorrow. Recovering rather well actually.

>>687751042
One day friend. One day....
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