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mfw no fluffy thread
>>687736634
mfw ant pic thread
>mfw no face
>>687737091
>>687737086
>>687736940
>>687736841
>>687736779
>>687736720
>>687736634
>>687737185
FUCKING NIGGERS KILL YOURSELVES
>>687737296
Did you even read the picture you posted
>>687737091
there's no bigger version, pic related
>>687737296
>anti-racist pic
>calls us niggers
>>687737718
FUCK YOU NIGGA, DON'T YOU GET IRONY AND SHIT?!?!?!?
FUCK YOU, U CNA EVENT IF YOU TRIED BITCH
TRY DOING HARD OROUND THE DICKLE!!!!
>>687737907
the fuck do they make them indestructible for?
half it's fucking body gone, it's not chirping. jesus christ, a perfectly good set of illustrations ruined
>>687739015
This, this, this this this.
>>687740281
Indestructible? You realize it takes a little time for something to from anything that's not decapitation or traumatic brain injury, right? Hell, even with those, the body is going to twitch and shit itself for a bit.
>>687741098
what the fuck is wrong with you niggers?!
Posting furry abuse shit?
Most autistic shit I've ever seen. Why do you fuckers post this shit like bad diarrhea?
>>687740281
To die even...
You ever see the video of the mice being fed to piranhas? They'll bite the fuckers in half and they'll still try to swim with only two front legs left to get away.
>>687741098
Wait... how are they born without umbilical cords? How are they kept alive in the womb without nutrients funneled into them?
>>687741459
dude didn't just snap the spinal cord, it turned more than half of it into... FUCKING DUST.
If you disembowel an animal, it's basically alive until blood loss and shock set in. You snap it's backbone, it's an almost instant loss of consciousness. It's connected to the brain.
>>687741580
Sadism feels amazing.
This is like a combination of whiny brat kids, entitled niggers, and those stupid toy dogs/ponies that the filthy rich dump money into... all being skinned and tortured and crying like the dumb animals they are.
>>687737296
>filename
>>687742129
What do you got against black people? Did they fail to give your anus the loving attention it needs?
You people need help.
>>687742112
Haha, what are you like 14? No, that's not true at all. There's plenty of human and animal trauma that's separated the thing at the waist and they/it were plenty conscious until they died.
Hell, you can look up articles about train workers not being careful and being crushed in half and being completely lucid in their last moments. They even set up tents for them to say goodbye to loved ones before they decouple the cars.
>>687741854
I've seen videos, yes, and you can cut a chicken's head off and it still runs around. Both animals have in common VERY small brains and not a very complex central nervous system
>>687742375
*munch munch munch*
Thanks for biting! :D
>>687742499
Aside from them demanding free food and housing and then going on riots like the dumb animals they are?
I draw a direct parallel between these little shits and niggers always asking for handouts and having a tons of shitskinned kids.
>>687742511
stop sharing your jerk off fantasies here.
you have no idea what you're talking about (per usual for this place)
>>687742811
Dumbass skinhead, enjoy your white majority while it lasts.
I bet you've never been or known anyone who's poor.
Learn about other people, maybe you can see why you're a dumbass.
(christ, like we're any better)
>>687743376
> moralfag detected
>>687743376
I've worked 90 hours a week up from dishwashing to become a chef (surprise surprise, I'm a complete psychopath).
So go tell your sob stories to a rich white person that'll feel bad for your lazy ass for no reason.
I've worked with people from every country that sweat blood all day to make something of and for themselves, and without any question, after 15 years I can definitively say the American Nigger is the laziest garbage excuse for a human.
>>687742811
I'm German and I know how you feel.
>>687744329
> worked 90 hours a week
> on 4chan
we know you're NEET
>>687744329
>>687743376
lol this shit again
god speed to you niggers
>>687744521
That is glorious.
>>687743376
>Grew up in poor ghetto, only white kid there
>Took shit from niggers 24/7 for being white and fucking trying in school
>worked on schoolwork, was not a dumbass
>Came out fine
Drop the "I'm poor so i have it so hard" act, you gotta put effort into shit and work for what you want.
https://www.youtube com/watch?v=u9VMfdG873E&feature=youtu.be
>>687745099
Interesting, you know how hard I work or how much money I have, just from reading a post?
Please tell me more about myself.
>>687745468
I'm... I'm here for you anon...
I can't comprehend the workings of abusebox. I enjoy the art as much as the next guy, but I just can't picture it in my own mind. The thought of raising my hand against any animal, whether I like it or not, makes my stomach churn. I wish I was able to create abusebox, but for this reason I just can't. It's frustrating. Anyone else having this problem?
where the flugbys at?
>>687748814
why not make hug or sad box
>>687745666
Never noticed the jellyhimer behind the alacorn
>>687748814
the trick is to think of them like cockroaches who have a defense mechanism of being cute in order for you not to want to exterminate them.
>mfw faggots run rampant
>>687749461
I make mainly creepybox, but I wish I could do abusebox. Something about the visceralness just appeals to me. But I can't. My mind always goes blank whenever I try to come up with anything.
>>687749734
Yeah, it was kind of an extra. I have a soft spot for them.
>>687750320
Oh shit are you the artist that made those?
>>687750158
Damn. That sounds really feasible. Perhaps, as a Yuropoor slavshit, I should think of them as the Syrian cockroaches of doom.
>>687750598
Yeah. I'm dust_collector. Often lurking fluffy threads whenever my shifts allow it.
>>687750598
I still wonder who watches such kind of movies.
>>687750620
just think of them as parasitic. dont empathize with them b/c theyre basically a con. they trick ur empathy into providing for them and picking up after their shit but really they're just fucking lower than dirt. the playing on ur emotions thing is what makes them especially worthy of torture.
>>687739015
yeah, pretty much.
>>687750831
Good to meet you. I am a fan of your work.
I love shit that falls into the weirdbox relms
>>687751080
The first two of that movie series where the only good ones
>>687739015
Happened to me
>>687751130
My problem is I'm a total pussy. I need to man up. I even kinda feel bad for the weeds I pluck from my garden and the craneflies I spray with pesticide. And I hate everything about it.
>>687751405
Thanks a lot. I'm really happy you like it. Really. I love meeting people who like my work.
post sad pillowfluffs
>>687751405
fuckin kek'd
>>687752313
now u're not so fast
>>687752313
Just don't show this to Wolfram.
>>687752215
eat more red meat and do some push ups and crunches daily. curb your empathy. being alive this high in the food chain entails one thing living off of another, the strong ruling the weak. being a male especially, there's just cruelty built into our physiology. people aren't in touch with their cruel streak and they want to pretend it isn't a part of them, or like it's some external affliction to the part of themselves they acknowledge. no, it's built in. these treads make it into a joke, which is one way of confronting it. it's sad but that's how the world is. that's why there's some weird intelligence that's revealed in the way the people who make these pictures torture the things, and the things they have them say. it shows a depth of cruelty that plays on the empathy of a person. to be able to think that up requires that one know the empathy intimately, a source material that's negated by a stronger drive. the uglier drive within us. but then that is turned into some kind of absurdity, taking the edge off the fact that this is by and large how the natural world works.
>>687754152
i once saw a documentary where a pack of orcas were tailing a whale and her calf. it explained:
>the whale was in the tropics b/c that's where it gives birth and feeds
>the rest of the whales in its pack (idk what that's called) had gone on a 1000 mile swim back to the tropics weeks in advance
>she had trouble with the birth of her calf and it came weeks late, making it just her and her calf in the open ocean
>the orcas tailed this poor mother for weeks
>she had banked her entire existence the messy technicalities producing this particular offspring
cont...
bumpity
>>687753132
Wolfram can fuck off.
>>687754592
>the pack of orcas began fucking with the mother over the course of days, exhausting it
>they start attacking the calf
>the mother spends everything she has within her reserves of energy trying to defend it and keep them from drowning it
>they drown it and then bite her savagely and drown her
here's the real kicker: they don't even fucking eat them. they take a few bites of the carcasses and then swim away, leaving them to sink to the ocean floor to be eaten by crabs and shit
that's what life is like.
>>687752313
now u're not so fast
These guys are slow as fuck to begin with though.
>>687754943
Animals are dumb, m8.
Also we're animals, so there's that.
don't let it die
>>687755749
hello i'd like to order some dubs
>>687755917
Dubs for Trump coming up
>>687755917
here you go fine sir
>>687754904
Wolfram alpha
>>687755917
here you go Trump
>>687755917
What the fuck did your post just fucking end in, you little bitch?
I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in the /b/ dubs, and I’ve been
involved in numerous check 'em threads on 4chan, and I have over 300 confirmed
dubs. I am trained in repeating integers and I’m the dubs master in the entire 4chan community. You are nothing to me but just another anon. I will wipe you the
fuck out with dubs the likes of which has never been seen before on this
website, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with getting singles here,
on the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret
network of anons across 4chan and your IP is being traced right now so you better
prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing
you have called singles. Fucking check 'em, anon. I can get dubs anywhere, anytime, and I
can get dubs in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with my bare hands. Not
only am I extensively trained in getting dubs, but I have access to the entire
arsenal of repeating integers and I will use them to their full extent to
wipe your miserable ass off the face of the website, you little shit. If only you
could have known what unholy retribution your singles was about to
bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking finger. But you
couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will
shit dubs all over you and you will drown in them. You’d better fucking check 'em, anon.
>>687757183
lol u failed buddy
>>687757365
What the fuck did your post just fucking end in, you little bitch?
I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in the /b/ dubs, and I’ve been
involved in numerous check 'em threads on 4chan, and I have over 300 confirmed
dubs. I am trained in repeating integers and I’m the dubs master in the entire 4chan community. You are nothing to me but just another anon. I will wipe you the
fuck out with dubs the likes of which has never been seen before on this
website, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with getting singles here,
on the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret
network of anons across 4chan and your IP is being traced right now so you better
prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing
you have called singles. Fucking check 'em, anon. I can get dubs anywhere, anytime, and I
can get dubs in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with my bare hands. Not
only am I extensively trained in getting dubs, but I have access to the entire
arsenal of repeating integers and I will use them to their full extent to
wipe your miserable ass off the face of the website, you little shit. If only you
could have known what unholy retribution your singles was about to
bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking finger. But you
couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will
shit dubs all over you and you will drown in them. You’d better fucking check 'em, anon.
>>687754152
Yeah, I ought to do some push-ups. I'm already doing sit-ups and I really enjoy my meat, red or white - I even ate whale and puffin meat once and it was delicious - no regrets (am a grill though), but I have no idea what to do with my empathy. I keep reading military history. I have two whole bookcases of it. WWII, NKVD, Unit 731, Cold War, Vietnam war (which made me start to appreciate the U.S.). expulsion of Germans from Czechoslovakia, you name it. But I just can't get rid of that damn pussiness of mine.
>>687739015
I was never disgusted by it. I just thought it was the gayest most autistic shit. I still think it is but I enjoy it regardless and I hate myself for it and I hate the rest of you even more.
>>687759021
any smarty abuse?
this is at the top of the whooooole thing right now so that's obviously a sign since i havent been on here in eons..
hey senpai. if you're in here, i miss you. and i wish you would come back and talk to us all again. but mostly me. okay, bye
>>687753060
Faggot this can be applied to literally everything.
And don't act like fluffyfaggots are all calm when their retarded threads get derailed you fucking losers lose your shit
>>687760324
cathartic
>>687760455
Eh, can't really even argue with that
we're pretty bad when it comes to taking the same bait over and over and over again
>>687752313
Now u're not so fast
>>687760324
any more would be greatly appreciated
>>687760041
this page always make me cum
>>687757901
No comic makes me hate the humans more. I feel so bad for Slate. I want to see the owner get abused. Normally I like abuse but this guy fills me with rage.
>>687761285
Good feels..
>>687760788
It's ptretty fucking long dude. Just look up Twistee on the booru. He is still making this one too.
>>687761508
what do we do with a fucking smarty?
what do we do with a fucking smarty?
what do we do with a fucking smarty?
early in the morning
