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>how the hell do I get rid of dandruff IVE TRIED EVERYTHING
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>how the hell do I get rid of dandruff

IVE TRIED EVERYTHING
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>>687736283
have you tried taking a shower a day- maybe 2
and using shampoo to wash your hair
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Head and sholders shampoo kinda helps for me.
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>>687736375
Of course. Sometimes washing it out makes it drier and way worse
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>>687736404
I've tried a couple of anti-dandruff shampoos and they don't do anything but tamper with the texture of my hair.
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>>687736625
ur a dude
fuck the texture of your hair
are you a fuck boy or something?
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>>687736283
Wash your hair with canola oil for a week. Will clear right up.
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>>687736375
Fucking tard, over washing will dey out the scalp.

Dead serious, get Mayo, real mayo, get in the shower, lather it up and let it set for about 5 minutes. Rinse that shit out really good so you dont reak of mayo.

If THAT doesn't work, try olive oil, your scalp is dry and needs to be moisturized
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You try killing youself op?
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>>687736856
My point was that it wasn't getting rid of the dandruff and only affecting the texture of my hair dumbass.
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>>687736283
head and shoulder twice a day brah
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>>687736956
I've tried coconut oil for a while and that has made my head a little greasy but the dry scalp was still present. Are these oils similar?
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>>687736963
I do have some olive oil spray, should I just rub it into my head in the shower leave it in there for a few minutes and rinse it out or what?
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>>687736963
Fuck the mayo.

>>687736283
OP, just get some extra virgin olive oil and lather your hair with it till its all covered and let it sit for about 5-10 minutes then wash it out normally. And instead of shampooing every day, shampoo every other day. Either that or only shampoo the ends, not the scalp.
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>>687737041
You try to stop smelling your ass fingers anon?
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>>687736283
Don't shampoo. It's shitty chemicals. Use baking soda if your scalp is oily, or baking soda + apple cider vinegar if it's not.
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>>687737533
I hope you aren't talking about PAM with olive oil. Just get extra virgin olive oil. And DON'T SCRATCH when you lather.
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>>687737544
Ok I will try that olive oil trick. Should I do this for a couple of weeks until I see improvement or would I have to continuously do it meaning it wouldn't be a permanent solution?
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>>687737166
if it fucks up your hair, get conditioner, just make sure to only lather your hair and not your scalp nigger. Also its disgusting, but when your hair is damp, take a small comb with tight teeth and drag it across your scalp, sometimes the best way is scrape that shit out like ice on your windshield, dont do it so hard you draw blood, but it might help.
nigger
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>>687737802
Tried that already didn't work

>>687737830
Nah dude it's an ORS sheen spray lol
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>>687737948
Once or twice should be enough to tide you over. What you need to focus on is not shampooing too much.

I highly recommend that you only shampoo your ends and not shampoo your scalp. Just gently do the top of your hair and dont rub it into your scalp, and just let the water rinse it away.
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>>687737544
It's the other way. Shampoo every other day on the scalp only. For two weeks. Don't lather. If your hair still shitty, increase the interval by one day for two week, repeat. This way, sebum won't be overproduced and crowd your scalp and deaden it.

Also, on non shampoo days, either use conditioner or shampoo alternative, or grab one lock of hair one at a time and massage from the scale to the tip while the shower is running, to spread sebum for moisturized hair.
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>>687738064
I'm not worried about my head fag. I just want my scalp to be moisturized enough to stop these flakes, which shampoo doesn't do and conditioner hardly helps. Thanks for the advice gook
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>>687738362
Trust me I dont even shampoo much anymore once I figured out it made the flakes and dryness way worse, thanks anon
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>>687738656
fine then nigger, just grab a fucking knife and scalp yourself, I hear blood is pretty moisterizing,
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>>687737802
>It's shitty chemicals.
Chemicals are good tho

Use selenium sulfide
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>>687738621
I have really short hair so I just want to moisturize my head but I don't want to keep that grease filth throughout the day or when I sleep
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>>687739070
Can I use your blood since you're suggesting nigger faggot
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>>687736283
I don't know if you can find it in your country but there's a shampoo called Kelual which does wonders. Freakin expensive though, I paid 14 euros for one 100ml bottle.
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>>687736283
OP get sum of this the shit works
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>>687738362
By the way is that olive oil a permanent solution? Or would I have to eventually do it again in the future?
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>>687739888
Trips don't lie
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T-gel works for me faggot
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>>687740269
He did lie nigger because that shit doesnt work for me
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>>687739194
>>687739888
THIS
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>>687740003
>By the way is that olive oil a permanent solution? Or would I have to eventually do it again in the future?
Weekly
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>>687736283
Scalp yourself.
Knife, draw it round your skull, peel from back to front to avoid the blood running in your eyes.
It helps to have painkillers handy.
The final solution is always the best.
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>>687739442
Wow we have an edgy fag
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>>687740489
>selenium sulfide
if it didnt work, then you're just a genetic defect.
you werent meant live. Kill yourself.
Nigger
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If it doesn't go away with head and shoulders or stuff like that you need ketoconazole shampoo because you have a fungal infection on your scalp . It's prescription you put it in your hair when you first get in the shower, do all your other washing (leave it in for 5 minutes) then wash it out. It'll disappear in 3 days but you should finish the bottle to make sure it's 100% gone.
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>>687740839
>>687739070
That's such a good Idea i think it best to use yours since you're so enthusiastic about it nigger. Ship me a couple of samples
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>>687738621
That's not how dandruff works.
Shampoo dries out the scalp which creates dandruff.
Like how too much soap can dry out your skin.
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>>687741028
>>687740839
>>687739070
>samefag
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>>687741108

/thread
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>>687741237
im actually one the bottom one nigger
nice try tard.
>tards gonna tard.
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>>687741108
>you need ketoconazole shampoo because you have a fungal infection
surprised nobody mentioned this before, most of these other treatments should work unless its a fungus
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>>687741113
I don't have dandruff you stupid fuck.
>>687741237
>newfag that can't check for samefags
>the post
Kek m8
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>>687736283
use this stuff

its literally the only thing that ever got rid of my dandruff

it smells like shit but that's completely okay. dont worry about it, you dont have to use it every day
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>>687741237
check again nigger
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>>687741461
What boat did you just come off of faggot? Learn to type properly you stupid samefag
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>>687741648
I never said you had dandruff nigger, can you even read at a 6th grade level fag?
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tea tree oil kills fungal dandruff
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>>687741499
I kinda mentioned it. The shampoo I recommended (kelual) is for people who have seborrheic dermatitis.
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>>687741889
How long did it take for it to be completely gone? I think I tried something similar, some syrup looking thing that really smelled like shit
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>>687742125
also works as a good moisturizer ?
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>>687742369
my dandruff was horrible but once i used that shit, it was like completely gone in two or three days

if your hair is long get it cut too
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>>687741979
Actually I came on a whale last night.
your mother faggot
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>>687742121
How can I ship you a sample of a successful self-scalping to cure dandruff if I don't have dandruff?
Fucking weak mang, some kind of bitchnigger games you playing wit me here
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>>687740489
I think you may be dying anon
ask your doctor
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>>687742586
>your mom HAHAHAHAHA xd

Summer is here already
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>>687742613
You have to be the dumbest motherfucker on here. I clearly implied ship me a sample of your blood for moisture, retard
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>>687742532
nope, sorry

but you can mix it into olive oil
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>>687742872
yes it came awhile ago, you just graduated from middleschool faggot,learn the seasons.
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1) Take a shower every other day, or use a shower cap. Never shower multiple times a day it is bad for your skin and hair.
2) Only use shampoo one every two says, and make sure to use conditioner after
3) contrary to popular belief, oily hair is good for you, also lice hate dirty hair so that is a plus
4) all else fails shave your head and use a wig
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>>687742613
damn your stupid
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http://www.strawpoll.me/10128089

vote
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>>687743176
Same person here. Only use shampoo every 4 days! Dunno how my phone fucked it up so badly.
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>>687743176
>also lice hate dirty hair so that is a plus
this is the only thing you said that was untrue
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>>687743119
>learn the seasons
It's still spring you uneducated faggot but I know you're on your way to highschool now aren't you big boy. Spend your lame ass summer shoving sticks up your ass and jerking off to disney channel and nickelodeon you little faggot
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>>687743027
You linked the wrong post then you fucking mouthbreathing mongoloid.
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>>687743176
I was actually considering going bald so I could slather some oil on my scalp lol
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>>687736283
BABY OIL. Just dump it all over your head in the shower, massage in, rinse out, maybe shampoo too. One application kept it away for like 5 days but it came back, tried selsen blue, didnt help. Gunna try the baby oil again soon. Also, I have short hair.
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>>687743442
Thanks for the advice anon will do!
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>>687743258
>you're
Reassess your life.
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>>687744316
No I didn't cockbreath it was meant for you nigger
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>>687744595
I never even fucking mentioned blood, the shit going in your eyes was your own blood if you peel your forehead first.
Jesus christ, have you never peeled an animal?
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It may not be dandruff. I've always had flakes and it was something called cradle cap. Doctor described it as a yeast infection of the scalp. Go to a dermatologist to get medicine for it. Mine calmed down a lot.
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shower every day but dont use shampoo anymore. just rinse your hair well each time.
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>>687744926
You are seriously the dumbest person I've ever had a conversation with on here. I knew you were talking about me scalping myself stupid faggot and I responded for you to give me your blood instead, fucking idiot.
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>>687736283
If you convert to Christianity and join the Holy Legion to defeat the Islamic Threat God will cure your dandruff problem
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>>687745058
I've actually went to the doctors twice for this and he's a shitty doc he gave me 2 or 3 prescriptions to get rid of it and nothing. But some anons here gave me good advice and I will try that and see how it goes. I just really want a permanent solution to keep my scalp moist without it being annoyingly greasy
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>>687745481
Jokes on you, I am a Christian
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>>687745630
Then join the Holy Legion and help us defeat the Islamic Menace brother
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>>687736283
Op, have you tried talking to your doctor? Or do you live in some shit ureo-country where you have to wait two and a half years for an appointment? Because a doctor could prescribe you hardcore anti-dandruff stuff
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>>687745288
Blood is only a by-product of the scalping though?
So now sending samples of ketchup actually means sending unused tomato leaves? Just because you can't admit that you were wrong?
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>>687745856
Our battles are on a spiritual level. Powers and principalities and I am
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>>687745947
Rule 14,
Just ignore him /b/ro
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>>687745947
Where did I say scalping was the only access to blood? Just draw some blood and send me it faggot. You're trying to divert the attention off yourself because you know how stupid you look because you made a mistake someone with a 7 year old mentality would and won't fess up to it. kys fag
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>>687746333
Nice trips, but anyone who actually cites those rules need to hang themselves by the dick until dead.
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>>687745922
My doctor is utter shit. He's indian so it makes a lot of sense. Nice guy and all but when it comes to medical issues he's terrible and can't give me anything that works more than half of the time
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>>687746501
kek
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>>687746030
In that case Deus Vult brother, I wish you best of luck in your endeavors, I must go now to other threads to recruit more brethren
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>>687746501
I question your sexual orientation
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>>687746595
Your doctor poo in loo?
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>>687746353
You asked for a sample of my scalping technique to cure dandruff, and I am meant to infer blood from that?
Poor play my friend, you would probably be better off with my alternative method.
You place the knife where you would make the scalping incision on your forehead, now move it down roughly 8 inches, and draw it back and forth as hard as possible against your neck.
This will be more likely to solve all of your problems.
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